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(Daily Mail)   How often in life does a defence lawyer get to claim his client was driven to it by a specially trained squirrel? Not often enough   ( divider line
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5680 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2013 at 9:46 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-27 07:14:12 PM  
I suspect the squirrel may have been an agent provocateur - well, he certainly provoked a reaction.  What happened to the days when crazy old ladies could be identified by wearing men's carpet slippers outdoors and a lingering aroma of eau de feline?
2013-02-27 08:17:34 PM
2013-02-27 08:23:06 PM

And they said she was crazy...
2013-02-27 08:33:20 PM  
Specially trained, you say?
2013-02-27 09:52:24 PM
2013-02-27 09:52:40 PM The ninja nut taunt, gets 'em every time.
2013-02-27 09:52:42 PM  
OAP neighbour from hell, 78, ripped out homeowner's flowers in row over a SQUIRREL
2013-02-27 10:07:20 PM  
I bet ACORN was involved in this...
2013-02-27 10:17:44 PM
2013-02-27 10:23:57 PM  
Grammar Nazi Fun Fact of the Day: Apparently you can spell "defense" as "defence" and it's legit. I was unaware but educated me otherwise.
2013-02-27 10:51:59 PM

My Squirrelly Wrath.. Taste it!
2013-02-27 10:53:28 PM
2013-02-27 10:59:28 PM  

Shadow Blasko: [ image 194x214]

My Squirrelly Wrath.. Taste it!

Your flare message.

I saw it.
2013-02-27 10:59:45 PM

Defense lawyer: "If the glove don't fit, you must acquint."
2013-02-27 11:21:51 PM  
Does this article involve a epic squirrel battle?  In six acts?

Because I've been reading quite a lot about that lately.
2013-02-27 11:35:58 PM  
Isn't the Moose supposed to be protecting the squirrel?
2013-02-28 12:09:01 AM
2013-02-28 12:31:21 AM  
Gonads & Stryfe.

/Gonads & Stryfe
2013-02-28 12:57:58 AM  

FARK rebel soldier: [ image 314x399] The ninja nut taunt, gets 'em every time.

We all know this was the squirrel, and the lady was a farkette.

WhatAPhunGuy: Grammar Nazi Fun Fact of the Day: Apparently you can spell "defense" as "defence" and it's legit. I was unaware but educated me otherwise.

British publication, British spelling.
2013-02-28 01:02:12 AM  
Must be something about gardens. My brother had a next door neighbor that was convinced the Japanese were flying over his house dropping beetles in his garden at night. Dude finally snapped and was found dressed in his robe shooting his rifle at the "planes" at 2:00am. My brother never saw him after that episode.
2013-02-28 12:17:58 PM  
I know someone who used to have pockets of insects which they would go into peoples gardens to find and they would eat them because they wanted to be ready for the coming end of the world.

gardens and insects. The gateway to insanity...
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