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(WPBF West Palm Beach)   PRO TIPS FOR THIEVES: Always have a plan, always have a getaway car and always put your teeth in beforehand   (wpbf.com) divider line 8
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blatz514 [TotalFark]
2013-02-27 06:26:40 PM
Why is forgetting to put your teeth in a pro tip?
 
FizixJunkee
2013-02-27 06:28:09 PM
Maybe the thief wanted to get arrested so he could get free health care?
 
BarkingUnicorn [TotalFark]
2013-02-27 06:34:08 PM
What a clever misdirection!  Cops will be looking only for subby's mom.
 
skinink
2013-02-27 06:35:12 PM
The police down there really need to take a bite out of crime.
 
majestic
2013-02-27 06:55:38 PM
Pro tip is a stupid, douchey thing to say.
 
SpdrJay [TotalFark]
2013-02-27 06:59:27 PM
But what if your getaway plan includes giving someone a gummer?
 
uncleacid
2013-02-27 07:11:18 PM
Give me the money and a box of Polident.
 
Abacus9 [TotalFark]
2013-02-28 02:19:44 AM
blatz514: Why is forgetting to put your teeth in a pro tip?

So you don't gum up your chance to get away.
 
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