Lord Jubjub: You can't just go about stealing people's retirement grease.
digitalrain: I snerted.Did anyone OTHER than me hear that headline in this guy's voice?[2.bp.blogspot.com image 720x395]
Delay: Oldiron_79: KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in HeavenPfft, 5 gallons of wessonoil, about 6 likeminded naked fark buddies and a twister mat, thats how I roll.CSB. I was at a faculty/graduate student get-together party when a tenured biochemistry professor began to describe a "Wesson oil party" of his youthful days. Why? God only knows. Anyway, his wife very nearly killed him on the spot. Apparently, Wesson oil parties are not something you are supposed to talk about.
Rufus Lee King: Oh, to hell with it. LET'S DANCE![media-cache-ec7.pinterest.com image 446x700]
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