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(Sun Sentinel)   Two women charged with stealing used cooking oil, face jail time. Let that be a wesson to all you would-be thieves   ( divider line
    More: Florida, cooking oils, Jon Solin, Greenwave Oil Company, two-way radio, thefts, Miami Shores  
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3226 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2013 at 7:28 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-27 09:22:58 PM  
3 votes:
Approach with caution. Subjects are viscous felons.
2013-02-27 07:35:29 PM  
3 votes:

Nucwear wessons
2013-02-27 07:34:36 PM  
3 votes:

Lord Jubjub: You can't just go about stealing people's retirement grease.
2013-02-27 10:51:19 PM  
2 votes:

digitalrain: I snerted.

Did anyone OTHER than me hear that headline in this guy's voice?

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I herd this guy!
2013-02-27 10:33:05 PM  
2 votes:
I snerted.

Did anyone OTHER than me hear that headline in this guy's voice?
2013-02-27 09:44:04 PM  
2 votes:

Delay: Oldiron_79: KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven

Pfft, 5 gallons of wessonoil, about 6 likeminded naked fark buddies and a twister mat, thats how I roll.

CSB. I was at a faculty/graduate student get-together party when a tenured biochemistry professor began to describe a "Wesson oil party" of his youthful days. Why? God only knows. Anyway, his wife very nearly killed him on the spot. Apparently, Wesson oil parties are not something you are supposed to talk about.

The first rule of orgy club is you dont talk about orgy club.
2013-02-27 07:42:04 PM  
2 votes:
Voice wecognition on that thing terrible. Wook.
2013-02-27 06:23:55 PM  
2 votes:
Canola you stop with the puns?
2013-02-27 06:18:02 PM  
2 votes:
"If you're doing something legit, you know, what's the rush?"
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/Good day to you
2013-02-28 12:33:42 AM  
1 vote:
I had to read the headline twice.  It slipped by me the first time.
2013-02-27 08:29:48 PM  
1 vote:
five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven
2013-02-27 08:11:22 PM  
1 vote:
2013-02-27 08:03:55 PM  
1 vote:
They've got Wessonality!

/back to the rock from whence I came.
2013-02-27 07:56:35 PM  
1 vote:

Rufus Lee King: Oh, to hell with it. LET'S DANCE!

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How many other products can get away with advertising themselves as "It's digestible"
2013-02-27 07:27:18 PM  
1 vote:
Curses! Oiled again!
2013-02-27 06:51:45 PM  
1 vote:
Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
2013-02-27 06:45:59 PM  
1 vote:
They better hire themselves a slick lawyer. But they don't work for peanuts.
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