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(Sun Sentinel)   Two women charged with stealing used cooking oil, face jail time. Let that be a wesson to all you would-be thieves   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 60
    More: Florida, cooking oils, Jon Solin, Greenwave Oil Company, two-way radio, thefts, Miami Shores  
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2013-02-28 12:08:56 AM  

Curt Blizzah: Beware the triglycer-Ides of March

/ok, i'm leaving


I'm stealing that...
 
2013-02-28 12:33:42 AM  
I had to read the headline twice.  It slipped by me the first time.
 
2013-02-28 01:40:10 AM  

Amos Quito: "For they have stolen the rapeseed, and they shall reap the rape."

-- Hosea 8:7


You said rape twice.

Dear Jerk: Approach with caution. Subjects are viscous felons.


Best one yet.

/headline was corny
 
2013-02-28 02:26:31 AM  
According to a joke I heard about Popeye, those ladies should have some very soft hands.

Although it could be it only works with olive and/or other parts of the anatomy.
 
2013-02-28 06:33:45 AM  

Smeggy Smurf: [2.bp.blogspot.com image 320x240]

Nucwear wessons


Beat me to it

/shakes tiny fists of rage
 
2013-02-28 07:56:21 AM  

Delay: Oldiron_79: KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven

Pfft, 5 gallons of wessonoil, about 6 likeminded naked fark buddies and a twister mat, thats how I roll.

CSB. I was at a faculty/graduate student get-together party when a tenured biochemistry professor began to describe a "Wesson oil party" of his youthful days. Why? God only knows. Anyway, his wife very nearly killed him on the spot. Apparently, Wesson oil parties are not something you are supposed to talk about.


Well yeah, that the first rule of Wesson oil parties.
I'd tell you the 2nd rule, but I'm not supposed to talk about it.
 
2013-02-28 08:51:19 AM  
I can't hotlink the images, but I'd make sure the oil hit their anus.
 
2013-02-28 08:53:26 AM  
www.trbimg.com
solid 5/10
 
2013-02-28 09:47:29 AM  

H0W13: Rufus Lee King: Oh, to hell with it. LET'S DANCE!

[media-cache-ec7.pinterest.com image 446x700]

How many other products can get away with advertising themselves as "It's digestible"


That.
 
2013-02-28 11:40:31 AM  
So, they arrested me again when I went back and tried to pick up the garbage.

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/We went back to Alice's and deep fried a turkey.
 
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