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(Sun Sentinel)   Two women charged with stealing used cooking oil, face jail time. Let that be a wesson to all you would-be thieves   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 60
    More: Florida, cooking oils, Jon Solin, Greenwave Oil Company, two-way radio, thefts, Miami Shores  
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2013-02-27 06:06:50 PM
harf
 
2013-02-27 06:06:58 PM
Bravo, subby.
 
2013-02-27 06:16:41 PM
You can't just go about stealing people's retirement grease.
 
2013-02-27 06:18:02 PM
"If you're doing something legit, you know, what's the rush?"

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/Good day to you
 
2013-02-27 06:20:33 PM
img203.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-27 06:23:55 PM
Canola you stop with the puns?
 
2013-02-27 06:34:40 PM
Oil hits the?
 
2013-02-27 06:45:59 PM
They better hire themselves a slick lawyer. But they don't work for peanuts.
 
2013-02-27 06:51:45 PM
Marge, if you don't mind, I'm a little busy right now achieving financial independence.
 
2013-02-27 07:20:02 PM
+1 for Subby.
 
2013-02-27 07:27:18 PM
Curses! Oiled again!
 
2013-02-27 07:30:16 PM
Owwwww! Nice one subby
 
2013-02-27 07:33:02 PM
Subby, I love you! (my sense of humor...)
 
2013-02-27 07:33:33 PM
Well done subby. Although I'll admit I'm shocked by the lack of 'Groundskeeper Willie' pics....
 
2013-02-27 07:34:33 PM

Godscrack: [img203.imageshack.us image 254x253]


My first thought too.
 
2013-02-27 07:34:36 PM

Lord Jubjub: You can't just go about stealing people's retirement grease.


www.nintendo-master.com
 
2013-02-27 07:35:29 PM
2.bp.blogspot.com

Nucwear wessons
 
2013-02-27 07:39:50 PM
Yup, it's a slippery slope. First you're greasing a few palms to let a thing slide, then you're taking olive some poor nut's money, shortening his life span considerably. Before you know it, you're busted and end up a Pam-handler on the street.
 
2013-02-27 07:42:04 PM
www.beertripper.com
Voice wecognition on that thing terrible. Wook.
 
2013-02-27 07:52:39 PM
Subby, your headline is wacist.
 
2013-02-27 07:56:35 PM

Rufus Lee King: Oh, to hell with it. LET'S DANCE!

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How many other products can get away with advertising themselves as "It's digestible"
 
2013-02-27 07:58:20 PM
I see I'm not in before retirement grease.

Like 10-15 years ago before commercial biodiesel opperations the stuff was worth so little that it actually cost restaurants money to have it hauled off and they was glad when someone took it off their hands for free to make biodiesel.

My lawn, remove yourself from it.
 
2013-02-27 08:01:23 PM

H0W13: Rufus Lee King: Oh, to hell with it. LET'S DANCE!

[media-cache-ec7.pinterest.com image 446x700]

How many other products can get away with advertising themselves as "It's digestible"


Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

/I'd have gone with "Clinically proven not to kill you after one use!"
 
2013-02-27 08:01:27 PM
Olive my comments right here.
 
2013-02-27 08:03:55 PM
They've got Wessonality!

/back to the rock from whence I came.
 
2013-02-27 08:08:33 PM
I linseed what subby did there.
 
2013-02-27 08:11:12 PM
Does anyone else remember the Florence Henderson commercial where she fries the hunk of bread in Wesson?  That always made me really want to try it.
 
2013-02-27 08:11:22 PM
i.ytimg.com
 
2013-02-27 08:11:27 PM
"For they have stolen the rapeseed, and they shall reap the rape."

-- Hosea 8:7
 
2013-02-27 08:13:50 PM
Bubbles says this sounds greasy.
 
2013-02-27 08:16:59 PM
Weeds did it!
 
2013-02-27 08:29:48 PM
five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven
 
2013-02-27 08:35:45 PM
How much rape did they get?
 
2013-02-27 08:35:57 PM

KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven


I just wead that in a vewey particuwar way. Did anyone else wead it the same way I wead it?

 
2013-02-27 08:53:02 PM
Well, to be fair, they were involved in a very liquid venture.
 
2013-02-27 09:11:36 PM

bingethinker: They better hire themselves a slick lawyer. But they don't work for peanuts oil.


I'm ongongo out on a limb here, but I don't think that this picture is one of the oil thieves:

www.new-ag.info
 
2013-02-27 09:15:47 PM

KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven


Pfft, 5 gallons of wessonoil, about 6 likeminded naked fark buddies and a twister mat, thats how I roll.
 
2013-02-27 09:22:17 PM

Oldiron_79: KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven

Pfft, 5 gallons of wessonoil, about 6 likeminded naked fark buddies and a twister mat, thats how I roll.


CSB. I was at a faculty/graduate student get-together party when a tenured biochemistry professor began to describe a "Wesson oil party" of his youthful days. Why? God only knows. Anyway, his wife very nearly killed him on the spot. Apparently, Wesson oil parties are not something you are supposed to talk about.
 
2013-02-27 09:22:58 PM
Approach with caution. Subjects are viscous felons.
 
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2013-02-27 09:25:26 PM
Came in here for Kripke, leaving happy. Thank you :)

Fo Shiz: [www.beertripper.com image 294x245]
Voice wecognition on that thing terrible. Wook.

 
2013-02-27 09:26:32 PM
If the women were in the kitchen where they belong cooking and making sandwiches they would have all the used cooking oil they need.
 
2013-02-27 09:29:04 PM
First read that as Two women charged with using cooking oil, leaving disappointed.

/thank Allah for the boob thread
 
2013-02-27 09:32:59 PM

Oldiron_79: KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven

Pfft, 5 gallons of wessonoil, about 6 likeminded naked fark buddies and a twister mat, thats how I roll.


I work in the receiving department for a Big Box Store. One day, close to the holidays, me and a couple other guys were unloading a truck. The first pallet we pulled off was a pallet of Twister game sets. The second pallet was one of Wesson oil.

I turned to one of my coworkers and said "Somebody is planning a party." He responded "Do people still have parties like that?", and I said "You have to know the right people." The other guy who was with us had no idea what the fark we were talking about. :)
 
2013-02-27 09:44:04 PM

Delay: Oldiron_79: KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven

Pfft, 5 gallons of wessonoil, about 6 likeminded naked fark buddies and a twister mat, thats how I roll.

CSB. I was at a faculty/graduate student get-together party when a tenured biochemistry professor began to describe a "Wesson oil party" of his youthful days. Why? God only knows. Anyway, his wife very nearly killed him on the spot. Apparently, Wesson oil parties are not something you are supposed to talk about.


The first rule of orgy club is you dont talk about orgy club.
 
2013-02-27 10:16:35 PM
OK, nobody else notices the incorrect punctuation in the first sentence of the headline? It should include another comma to separate the relative clause from the rest: "Two women, charged with stealing used cooking oil, face jail time."

/grammar nazi
 
2013-02-27 10:33:05 PM
I snerted.

Did anyone OTHER than me hear that headline in this guy's voice?

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 10:51:19 PM

digitalrain: I snerted.

Did anyone OTHER than me hear that headline in this guy's voice?

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I herd this guy!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 10:52:48 PM
Beware the triglycer-Ides of March

/ok, i'm leaving
 
2013-02-27 10:54:43 PM

Now I Is!: digitalrain: I snerted.

Did anyone OTHER than me hear that headline in this guy's voice?

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I herd

heard  this guy!

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FTFM
 
2013-02-27 11:53:40 PM

KrispyKritter: five gallons of Wesson and some rubber bed sheets = weekend in Heaven


Not to ruin your fantasy, but I tried that with a GF one time out of desperation (couldn't find any lube and we'd been going at it for a while). It didn't work very well. Created too much friction to be pleasant.
 
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