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2013-02-27 08:15:22 PM
"I'm so sorry my ridiculously expensive Prada gown emphasized my primary redeeming features at the Hollywood Prom, thus making people talk about me for the next few weeks. Truly, I regret all the photos, interviews, and film offers that occurred as a result of wearing this exclusive dress on television."
 
2013-02-27 08:17:15 PM
She apologized for not wearing Valentino, not for causing erect penises and the ire of every gay man in the world.
 
2013-02-27 08:17:45 PM

elvindeath: Annie's Boobs > Anne's Nipples



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appreciates the love.
 
2013-02-27 08:39:12 PM

PepperFreak: [s1.hubimg.com image 496x752]
the only change I would make to that outfit.


A place to put your unused genitals.
 
2013-02-27 08:42:09 PM
www.sitcomsonline.com
 
2013-02-27 08:46:18 PM

ZeroCorpse: "I'm so sorry my ridiculously expensive Prada gown emphasized my primary redeeming features at the Hollywood Prom, thus making people talk about me for the next few weeks. Truly, I regret all the photos, interviews, and film offers that occurred as a result of wearing this exclusive dress on television."


So do you ever get tired of constantly being "that guy" in every thread?
 
2013-02-27 09:06:37 PM

ITGreen: She felt she owed an apology for the "disappointment" she caused.  I've faced disappointment before, this is not what it feels like.

Good grief.


Thus, entered into evidence is exhibit #3,054 in the case of how the Academy Awards show has turned from a night to celebrate real achievements in the motion picture arts into yet another contemptible marketing event, having no more esteem or validity than any of the myriad awards shows presented by BET, MTV, Nickelodeon, etc.

I say invite the reunited cast of Jersey Shore and Honey Boo Boo co-host the Oscars next year. Then the Oscars would be on par with how adept their show is about awarding quality films, actors, and artists.
 
2013-02-27 09:15:47 PM

PepperFreak: [s1.hubimg.com image 496x752]
the only change I would make to that outfit.


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2013-02-27 09:53:40 PM
She needs her curves back.
 
2013-02-27 10:02:04 PM

I-Know-One-Thing: she wore Prada instead of Valentino. I don't quite understand what the big deal is,

Ummm...maybe the fact that it makes it her the Devil? (Can't believe no one else said so.)


Finally caught that film a few months ago. It occurs to me that your reaction to her predicament depends a great deal on how old you are:

In your 20s: "I can't believe she broke up with her boyfriend and alienated her friends just because her boss was a biatch. I'd never put up with that."

In your 40s: "Yep, we all had to start out at the bottom. And her boyfriend and friends were a bunch of whiny little precious snowflakes."
 
2013-02-27 10:04:10 PM
I just thought it was because of the side darts done on a heavy satin fabric.
 
2013-02-27 10:13:46 PM
I don't see why people get all worked up over Anne Hathaway.   She is just way below my six nipple standard.

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I hear she only has TWO sharp knees as well!!  JUST TWO!!
 
2013-02-27 10:35:38 PM

DeaH: I just thought it was because of the side darts done on a heavy satin fabric.


Thank you, I can't believe anyone sees anything else.
 
2013-02-27 10:36:21 PM

Flappyhead: ZeroCorpse: "I'm so sorry my ridiculously expensive Prada gown emphasized my primary redeeming features at the Hollywood Prom, thus making people talk about me for the next few weeks. Truly, I regret all the photos, interviews, and film offers that occurred as a result of wearing this exclusive dress on television."

So do you ever get tired of constantly being "that guy" in every thread?


Somebody has to cling to reality and not worship celebrities around here.
Either that, or I was being witty. Your pick. Whatever works for you, pumpkin.
 
2013-02-27 10:41:10 PM
All is forgiven Anne. (on the condition that you do it more often).
 
2013-02-27 11:01:46 PM
She's been insufferable coont the last few months.  I was reading an article that talked about how she rehearsed her Oscar speech over and over again to appear more likeable, because people got sick and tired of her running-off-at-the-mouth, faux shock and surprise when she gave her other award speeches, and they started making fun of her for it.  She's spent the time since the movie came out basically lobbying so hard for the Oscar, she damn near had the voters' dicks in her mouth for 3 months.

Now she's apologizing for wearing a Prada gown that was absolutely ugly and made her look like her high beams were on all night, rather than a Valentino gown......why does she think anyone cared enough to be offended, and cared enough to want an apology?
 
2013-02-27 11:06:34 PM
Anne Hathaway is one of those women who has to have long hair to not look creepy.  Her facial structure just looks alien without proper framing, especially due to those ears.  Keri Russell has a similar problem, although not nearly as bad.

Anne, take note of the fact that Keri Russell's career tanked after she cut her hair, and now that she has finally grown it back, she has a hit TV show (The Americans).
 
2013-02-27 11:28:23 PM
Apology accepted. Keep up the good work.
 
kab
2013-02-27 11:47:23 PM

coeyagi: every gay man in the world.


Half of whom seem to have taken up residence in this thread.
 
2013-02-27 11:49:17 PM

Uzzah: I-Know-One-Thing: she wore Prada instead of Valentino. I don't quite understand what the big deal is,

Ummm...maybe the fact that it makes it her the Devil? (Can't believe no one else said so.)

Finally caught that film a few months ago. It occurs to me that your reaction to her predicament depends a great deal on how old you are:

In your 20s: "I can't believe she broke up with her boyfriend and alienated her friends just because her boss was a biatch. I'd never put up with that."

In your 40s: "Yep, we all had to start out at the bottom. And her boyfriend and friends were a bunch of whiny little precious snowflakes."


Maybe I'm an old soul, cause I'm still in my 20s (for two more months), and when I saw that movie years ago I thought her friends and boyfriend were selfish jackasses.
 
2013-02-28 12:01:18 AM

I-Know-One-Thing: she wore Prada instead of Valentino. I don't quite understand what the big deal is,

Ummm...maybe the fact that it makes it her the Devil? (Can't believe no one else said so.)


That's one of those movies that I have absolutely no interest in the plot but I'll watch it anyway because Hathaway and Emily Blunt make me whimper like a puppy who wants a treat every time they're on screen.


HotWingAgenda: Anne Hathaway is one of those women who has to have long hair to not look creepy.  Her facial structure just looks alien without proper framing, especially due to those ears.  Keri Russell has a similar problem, although not nearly as bad.


I wouldn't go as far as "creepy" but I do agree she looks much better with long hair.
 
2013-02-28 12:04:14 AM

HotWingAgenda: Anne Hathaway is one of those women who has to have long hair to not look creepy.  Her facial structure just looks alien without proper framing, especially due to those ears.  Keri Russell has a similar problem, although not nearly as bad.

Anne, take note of the fact that Keri Russell's career tanked after she cut her hair, and now that she has finally grown it back, she has a hit TV show (The Americans).


I like her better with the short hair.  Of course, I don't really care for long hair to begin with, so I'm a bit biased.
 
2013-02-28 12:05:07 AM
I assume she wasn't apologizing to the public, but more to the Valentino designer who made her a dress and was expecting her to wear it while accepting an oscar.  It's a prestigious thing I would imagine, and for her to make a last minute switch may have been taken as an insult to the designer and the company.  Apologizing isn't an unnatural move here.

The dress she changed into looks like crap though, so that's really what she should be apologizing for.
 
2013-02-28 12:22:49 AM
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2013-02-28 12:51:47 AM

Coco LaFemme: She's been insufferable coont the last few months.  I was reading an article that talked about how she rehearsed her Oscar speech over and over again to appear more likeable, because people got sick and tired of her running-off-at-the-mouth, faux shock and surprise when she gave her other award speeches, and they started making fun of her for it.  She's spent the time since the movie came out basically lobbying so hard for the Oscar, she damn near had the voters' dicks in her mouth for 3 months.

Now she's apologizing for wearing a Prada gown that was absolutely ugly and made her look like her high beams were on all night, rather than a Valentino gown......why does she think anyone cared enough to be offended, and cared enough to want an apology?


So she practiced her speech and promoted herself?  What a biatch.
 
2013-02-28 01:12:13 AM
uhh...actually she apologized for not wearing a certain designer that she said she'd wear and she's "loyal" to.

the illusion of pokies were because of the dress cut...there were no actual pokies.


/truth, what a concept...but keep on fantasizing, it's good for your heart.
 
2013-02-28 01:15:26 AM
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Sorry nipples!
 
2013-02-28 01:15:34 AM
Sorry? Why?

Geena Davis wore the sexiest dress ever and basically said,"Yeah, I looked hot. So what?"
 
2013-02-28 01:31:47 AM
I wouldn't go without a bra while wearing a shirt and a wool sweater over that much less a satin gown. The eyes of the world need protecting.
 
2013-02-28 02:27:22 AM
Dear Anne Hathaway...

Never apologize for your nipples. Never!

-Fark Me To Tears

PS: I really liked you as Catwoman in TDKR.
 
2013-02-28 03:23:09 AM

rogue49: the illusion of pokies were because of the dress cut...there were no actual pokies.


LIES!!!
 
2013-02-28 04:49:19 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: rogue49: the illusion of pokies were because of the dress cut...there were no actual pokies.

LIES!!!


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2013-02-28 05:34:06 AM
Anne Hathaway seems to get a lot of scorn from other women. I don't get it myself. She's a hottie (But I do agree she needs long hair).
 
2013-02-28 05:48:32 AM
I think she's apologizing because of the agreements with the designer about the price of the gown and the sort of advertising the designer is going to get out of her wearing it.  Basically her dress maker did a huge custom job for very little (or nothing) expecting to see her wear it at the Oscars and here she is in a cheap looking pink number that makes her look pointy.
 
2013-02-28 06:02:03 AM

The Flexecutioner: at first, when i saw her in that dress i wasnt fully sure it was nips but maybe thick fabric folds.  but it didn't matter, after 3 seconds they were nips in my head whether they were in real life.

/where the mind hath a will
//anne hath a way


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2013-02-28 07:34:22 AM

Mugato


Lot of Joan Riverses in this thread.


Thank you, Smeagol.
 
2013-02-28 09:30:33 AM

bborchar: Do people really care about this?  Really?


Well, it did distract the eyes from her puppet's head.
 
2013-02-28 09:32:27 AM

Mugato: Lot of Joan Riverses in this thread.


I was thinking more "women-hating cockriders", but JR will do.
 
2013-02-28 09:43:15 AM

Coco LaFemme: I was reading an article that talked about how she rehearsed her Oscar speech over and over again to appear more likeable


If you're nominated for an Oscar, you practice a speech. Every single person does it. Even if it's simply "These are the people I need to thank."
 
2013-02-28 10:17:42 AM
Sometimes she looks alright, but I'm not sure why she is desperately trying to look like Justin Bieber.
 
2013-02-28 10:23:18 AM

bborchar: Do people really care about this?  Really?


Sadly, yes.  People who have no life of their own actually give a damn about this.

/She can apologize to me in person
//Never gonna happen
///Guy can dream can't he?
 
2013-02-28 12:50:06 PM

HotWingAgenda: Anne Hathaway is one of those women who has to have long hair to not look creepy.  Her facial structure just looks alien without proper framing, especially due to those ears.  Keri Russell has a similar problem, although not nearly as bad.

Anne, take note of the fact that Keri Russell's career tanked after she cut her hair, and now that she has finally grown it back, she has a hit TV show (The Americans).


Just to let you know - not only is it a hit show for Keri, but it's a hit show with bunches of hot sex involving Keri Russell.  I think of the kitties every time I watch that show.  (DVR it, so i watch it repeatedly... 5 minutes at a time of course).
 
2013-02-28 12:56:27 PM
People issue apologies for wearing the wrong designer's dress at awards shows?

Anne, the proper way to handle this would have been 'fark it, I'll try again next awards show'. Unless you come out in something LEGENDARILY bad like the Bjork swan dress or the Lady Gaga meat dress, nobody other than the celebrity tabloids really remember by the time the next awards show rolls around.
 
2013-02-28 01:38:35 PM

Coco LaFemme: She's been insufferable coont the last few months.  I was reading an article that talked about how she rehearsed her Oscar speech over and over again to appear more likeable, because people got sick and tired of her running-off-at-the-mouth, faux shock and surprise when she gave her other award speeches, and they started making fun of her for it.  She's spent the time since the movie came out basically lobbying so hard for the Oscar, she damn near had the voters' dicks in her mouth for 3 months.

Now she's apologizing for wearing a Prada gown that was absolutely ugly and made her look like her high beams were on all night, rather than a Valentino gown......why does she think anyone cared enough to be offended, and cared enough to want an apology?


You got offended and call her an insufferable coont just for practicing her speech, yet you can't fathom people getting offended over this? She thinks people care because people like you are clicking her articles and getting worked up about them... this person doesn't have to affect your existence one iota, unless you actively seek it out.
 
2013-02-28 02:12:03 PM

Valiente: bborchar: Do people really care about this?  Really?

Well, it did distract the eyes from her puppet's head.


She had her puppet with her? OUTRAGEOUS!
 
2013-02-28 04:07:30 PM

tzzhc4: [content.internetvideoarchive.com image 320x240]

Sorry nipples!


Is that the coffee shop from Seinfeld in the background (i'll feel like a fool if they mentioned it in the movie).
 
2013-02-28 04:58:56 PM

Gosling: People issue apologies for wearing the wrong designer's dress at awards shows?

Anne, the proper way to handle this would have been 'fark it, I'll try again next awards show'. Unless you come out in something LEGENDARILY bad like the Bjork swan dress or the Lady Gaga meat dress, nobody other than the celebrity tabloids really remember by the time the next awards show rolls around.


People seem to be missing the point of this. She has a very long, personal relationship with Valentino. He designed her wedding dress. I imagine that either People mag got wind that she changed dresses last minute or knew that she would definitely be wearing Valentino and were surprised by her switching and asked her about it. She's not apologizing to us unwashed masses, she's apologizing to him.

Also, who cares if she practiced her speech? People write their endless list of thank yous and read them. Is that any better? Whether any one the nominees want to admit it, they all practiced that moment at one point or another in their lives. Some make it a big deal because they just hate her for some reason.

/actually read the article
//knows she still won't sleep with me
 
2013-02-28 07:51:25 PM
You know, if society would focus on science even half as much as our celebrities, we'd probably have no cancer and a teleportation device by now..
 
2013-02-28 09:10:13 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: The dress even earned a Twitter handle: @AnnesNipple.

Does that go with @AnnesSnatch?


And don't forget @AnnesRemarkableAnus.
 
2013-03-01 12:08:02 AM

CarrieWhite: Anne Hathaway seems to get a lot of scorn from other women. I don't get it myself. She's a hottie (But I do agree she needs long hair).


Some women look adorable with short hair but on others, they end up like a boy or a bobblehead. I think a very round head probably works the worst.
 
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