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(Cleveland Plain Dealer)   The news: Animal rights activist accused of trying to hire a hit man to kill someone wearing fur is too crazy to stand trial. The fark: We'll just her go   (cleveland.com) divider line 100
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gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-27 04:51:36 PM
"We'll just her go  "
LOL, Wut?
 
2013-02-27 04:52:07 PM
The whole thing?
 
2013-02-27 04:52:34 PM
Accidentally?
 
2013-02-27 04:53:16 PM
the fark indeed
 
2013-02-27 04:53:34 PM
score 1 for mental illness.
 
2013-02-27 04:53:35 PM
She was trying to kill Robin Williams?
 
2013-02-27 04:53:39 PM
Caughtsayof?
 
2013-02-27 04:54:00 PM
Article doesn't say they let her go, it just says she was declared unfit to stand trial. (Doesn't rule out civil commitment or something.)

Since i'm currently in the running for laziest mofo alive - anybody with more info have more info?
 
2013-02-27 04:54:01 PM
That part that got me was that "hopefully" the target would be >=14 years old but it's "fine" if the target is 12.

I'm wondering if in addition to being batshiat insane she is also mentally retarded.
 
2013-02-27 04:54:23 PM
That doesn't any sense.
 
2013-02-27 04:54:35 PM
media.cleveland.com

I'm curious as to whether there is a genetic factor at play when it comes to identifying oneself as a liberal or conservative. Every liberal seems to have the same frizzy hair and blank, ruddy visage.
 
2013-02-27 04:55:12 PM
Let her go in the jungle. Naked. Then she can love animals all she wants.
 
2013-02-27 04:55:13 PM
Catch & release? How cruel.
 
2013-02-27 04:57:20 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [media.cleveland.com image 155x206]

I'm curious as to whether there is a genetic factor at play when it comes to identifying oneself as a liberal or conservative. Every liberal seems to have the same frizzy hair and blank, ruddy visage.


That's what happens when you let cousins marry.
 
2013-02-27 04:57:20 PM

Boojum2k: Let her go in the jungle. Naked. Then she can love animals all she wants.


Been done.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-02-27 04:57:38 PM

dv-ous: Article doesn't say they let her go, it just says she was declared unfit to stand trial. (Doesn't rule out civil commitment or something.)

Since i'm currently in the running for laziest mofo alive - anybody with more info have more info?


I'm assuming you missed the "Judge releases..." headline and the part about her family being ordered to remove firearms from her home.
 
2013-02-27 04:57:39 PM

dv-ous: Article doesn't say they let her go, it just says she was declared unfit to stand trial. (Doesn't rule out civil commitment or something.)

Since i'm currently in the running for laziest mofo alive - anybody with more info have more info?


Try reading the TFA:

U.S. District Judge Patricia Gaughan freed Meredith Lowell of Cleveland Heights earlier this month based on a psychological report that found her mentally incompetent to stand trial and not capable of being rehabilitated to competency.
 
2013-02-27 04:58:05 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [media.cleveland.com image 155x206]

I'm curious as to whether there is a genetic factor at play when it comes to identifying oneself as a liberal or conservative. Every liberal seems to have the same frizzy hair and blank, ruddy visage.


I have noticed that.... also, all republicans are coonts

Must be genetics
 
2013-02-27 04:58:05 PM
Damn skimming.
 
2013-02-27 04:58:47 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [media.cleveland.com image 155x206]

I'm curious as to whether there is a genetic factor at play when it comes to identifying oneself as a liberal or conservative. Every liberal seems to have the same frizzy hair and blank, ruddy visage.


Um, sir, that's a replicant.
 
2013-02-27 04:58:56 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: [media.cleveland.com image 155x206]

I'm curious as to whether there is a genetic factor at play when it comes to identifying oneself as a liberal or conservative. Every liberal seems to have the same frizzy hair and blank, ruddy visage.


batshiat crazy knows no party... or maybe I should say both.  Either way, EEEGHCCH
 
2013-02-27 04:59:57 PM
Yeesh. Imagine if the hitman shot a lady wearing fur... and it turned out to be fake fur.
 
2013-02-27 05:00:25 PM

RickN99: dv-ous: Article doesn't say they let her go, it just says she was declared unfit to stand trial. (Doesn't rule out civil commitment or something.)

Since i'm currently in the running for laziest mofo alive - anybody with more info have more info?

I'm assuming you missed the "Judge releases..." headline and the part about her family being ordered to remove firearms from her home.


Odd, I would have thought this being America the best route would be giving her a gun so she can be bootstrappy and shoot the person wearing fur herself.

/although maybe that would hurt the jobs figures and GDP compared to hiring a hitman to do it?
 
2013-02-27 05:00:37 PM
FTFA: Her arrest came after the FBI received a tip that someone on Facebook wanted to pay an assasin to kill someone wearing fur near the Coventry branch of the Cleveland Heights-University Heights Public Library, according to court documents.

Oh yay ... another bat shiat crazy person in my neighborhood ... can you please just leave her in Texas or at least tell her it's the hipsters in Coventry she actually should kill.
 
2013-02-27 05:01:05 PM
Oh, they justed her go.

They justed her go indeed.
 
2013-02-27 05:01:42 PM
O_o
 
2013-02-27 05:01:53 PM

FunkOut: AverageAmericanGuy: [media.cleveland.com image 155x206]

I'm curious as to whether there is a genetic factor at play when it comes to identifying oneself as a liberal or conservative. Every liberal seems to have the same frizzy hair and blank, ruddy visage.

Um, sir, that's a replicant.


Or as Bryant calls them 'skin-jobs'.
 
2013-02-27 05:02:01 PM

Seat's Taken: Oh, they justed her go.

They justed her go indeed.


They justed her go indeed FOREVER.
 
2013-02-27 05:02:13 PM
In a reasonable country someone who couldnt stand trial for attempted murder because they are criminally insane would be locked in a sanitarium, given a frontal lobotomy, and electroshocked till the doctors finger is tired everyday for the rest of thier natural life, not released and free to go with a clean criminal background where they can still buy a gun and a clean mental background where they havent been locked in a sanitarium yet.

Till we fix the mental health system there will be crazy people going postal even if we ban all guns and they have to do it with bombs.
 
2013-02-27 05:02:39 PM

MadTheologian: Yeesh. Imagine if the hitman shot a lady wearing fur... and it turned out to be fake fur.


or it turned out to be a female impersonator.
 
2013-02-27 05:02:55 PM

dv-ous: Boojum2k: Let her go in the jungle. Naked. Then she can love animals all she wants.

Been done.


Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
2013-02-27 05:03:06 PM
Someone set up her the hit?
 
2013-02-27 05:04:48 PM

xria: RickN99: dv-ous: Article doesn't say they let her go, it just says she was declared unfit to stand trial. (Doesn't rule out civil commitment or something.)

Since i'm currently in the running for laziest mofo alive - anybody with more info have more info?

I'm assuming you missed the "Judge releases..." headline and the part about her family being ordered to remove firearms from her home.

Odd, I would have thought this being America the best route would be giving her a gun so she can be bootstrappy and shoot the person wearing fur herself.

/although maybe that would hurt the jobs figures and GDP compared to hiring a hitman to do it?


You know how those crazy hit-man unions work...
 
2013-02-27 05:05:26 PM

LindenFark: dv-ous: Article doesn't say they let her go, it just says she was declared unfit to stand trial. (Doesn't rule out civil commitment or something.)

Since i'm currently in the running for laziest mofo alive - anybody with more info have more info?

Try reading the TFA:

U.S. District Judge Patricia Gaughan freed Meredith Lowell of Cleveland Heights earlier this month based on a psychological report that found her mentally incompetent to stand trial and not capable of being rehabilitated to competency.


In his defense, he admitted that he's a lazy mofo.
 
2013-02-27 05:06:07 PM
fark, you can tell just by looking at her she's full of crazy.
 
2013-02-27 05:06:07 PM

dv-ous: Boojum2k: Let her go in the jungle. Naked. Then she can love animals all she wants.

Been done.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x345]


I love that book, and I loved that ending. Although I enjoy Without Remorse a little more.

/Crazy lady is crazy
 
2013-02-27 05:06:27 PM

vudukungfu: MadTheologian: Yeesh. Imagine if the hitman shot a lady wearing fur... and it turned out to be fake fur.

or it turned out to be a female impersonator.


That was a robot.
 
2013-02-27 05:07:06 PM
Let her go... on one of the poles (North or South, doesn't make much difference) with a package containing a (real) fur coat and see how committed she is to the "anti-fur" cause.  If she is, then she'll freeze to death.  If she isn't, hire a real hitman to take her out for wearing fur.
 
2013-02-27 05:09:21 PM
Once I her go.  Was many.  Peed pickle vat.  Those were times.  If I had a dime for count.
 
2013-02-27 05:09:36 PM
Remember, spay or neuter your local PETA representatives today.
 
2013-02-27 05:09:52 PM

Oldiron_79: In a reasonable country someone who couldnt stand trial for attempted murder because they are criminally insane would be locked in a sanitarium, given a frontal lobotomy, and electroshocked till the doctors finger is tired everyday for the rest of thier natural life, not released and free to go with a clean criminal background where they can still buy a gun and a clean mental background where they havent been locked in a sanitarium yet.

Till we fix the mental health system there will be crazy people going postal even if we ban all guns and they have to do it with bombs.


You strike me as the kind of guy that sticks it to the man and his rules, Rules like "grammar" and "spelling" and "logic" and "reading the article".
 
2013-02-27 05:13:20 PM
The fark you say?
 
2013-02-27 05:13:47 PM

Krieghund: Oldiron_79: In a reasonable country someone who couldnt stand trial for attempted murder because they are criminally insane would be locked in a sanitarium, given a frontal lobotomy, and electroshocked till the doctors finger is tired everyday for the rest of thier natural life, not released and free to go with a clean criminal background where they can still buy a gun and a clean mental background where they havent been locked in a sanitarium yet.

Till we fix the mental health system there will be crazy people going postal even if we ban all guns and they have to do it with bombs.

You strike me as the kind of guy that sticks it to the man and his rules, Rules like "grammar" and "spelling" and "logic" and "reading the article".


While I enjoyed your post, you can't make gramatical errors in a post that clowns someone about making gramatical errors.


/FarkLaw
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-02-27 05:14:12 PM
She is pissed at people wearing fur, but yet I will wager she's got a GOTDAMNED porcupine on her crotch. A veritable crop of brillo.
 
2013-02-27 05:14:43 PM

MadTheologian: Yeesh. Imagine if the hitman shot a lady wearing fur... and it turned out to be fake fur.


Breach of contract
 
2013-02-27 05:15:04 PM

ImmaHoopyFrood: Once I her go.  Was many.  Peed pickle vat.  Those were times.  If I had a dime for count.


Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach.
 
2013-02-27 05:15:49 PM
Remember anyone offering their services as a hitman is an undercover agent.  Except for this guy I know who will kill someone for 10,000.

/for 100,000, it won't be you.
//for 1,000,000 you get to pick the target.
 
2013-02-27 05:16:12 PM
AAAAAAGGGGHHHH!  Kill it with fire!
She is the POSTER child for KIWF!
 
2013-02-27 05:16:46 PM

WhippingBoy: AverageAmericanGuy: [media.cleveland.com image 155x206]

I'm curious as to whether there is a genetic factor at play when it comes to identifying oneself as a liberal or conservative. Every liberal seems to have the same frizzy hair and blank, ruddy visage.

That's what happens when you let cousins marry.


Yeah, 'cause inbred hillbillies are super liberal.
 
2013-02-27 05:16:56 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: Krieghund: Oldiron_79: In a reasonable country someone who couldnt stand trial for attempted murder because they are criminally insane would be locked in a sanitarium, given a frontal lobotomy, and electroshocked till the doctors finger is tired everyday for the rest of thier natural life, not released and free to go with a clean criminal background where they can still buy a gun and a clean mental background where they havent been locked in a sanitarium yet.

Till we fix the mental health system there will be crazy people going postal even if we ban all guns and they have to do it with bombs.

You strike me as the kind of guy that sticks it to the man and his rules, Rules like "grammar" and "spelling" and "logic" and "reading the article".

While I enjoyed your post, you can't make gramatical errors in a post that clowns someone about making gramatical errors.


/FarkLaw


I thought the FarkLaw was reffered to as Rotskey, and the spelling mistakes were manditory.
 
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