SpdrJay: I think peeing on an actual police officer would be more efficacious.
louiedog: My high school's dean of students who was in charge of discipline wasn't that well liked, but in my limited dealings with him he seemed generally even tempered and fair. I was sitting in the waiting area of his office one day and listened to him shout at some kid for a few minutes unlike anything that I'd ever heard from him so this kid must have screwed up badly. The door was eventually thrown open, the kid is shouted out, and told to get his things from his locker and report back immediately to wait for his parents because he wasn't allowed back on school grounds for a week.Less than 2 minutes later he came back in with a fresh office referral from a teacher who spotted him causing trouble in the hallway. Some people don't seem capable of making good choices. Of course somewhere between 15 and 45 you hope one would learn to.
mscleo: Well, since he was only in there for 30 minutes, I'm guessing he was still drunk when he was released.Some folks don't have very good judgement when intoxicated.I'm surprised that he didn't get rearrested for public intoxication.
Pumpernickel bread: Once, when I was getting out, no one was in the changing area and I briefly considered sneaking the "County Jail" top out under my sweater as I thought it would make an awesome Halloween costume.
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