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(HyperVocal)   Romanian gangster Nutzu the Pawnbroker rode away from prison on a black stallion, after serving one year on a 13-year human trafficking and pimping conviction. He kept four lions and two bears at his estate. Romania, the Florida of Europe   (hypervocal.com) divider line 37
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2013-02-27 05:37:41 PM  
I smell a reality show!
 
2013-02-27 05:39:10 PM  
King of Kings and Lord of Lords!
 
2013-02-27 05:39:25 PM  
Which one of you bastards wrote the other headline the page:

Georgia Math Teacher Allegedly Banged 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 Students
 
2013-02-27 05:39:49 PM  

Uranus Is Huge!: I smell a reality show!


Being in Romania I'd bet Gypsies will be involved.

Also because Gypsies are fast becoming the new redneck.
 
2013-02-27 05:40:11 PM  
Well hell; this guy mistreated cats. They should probably put him in protective custody; or the Internet will send him pizza he didn't order.
 
2013-02-27 05:40:32 PM  
You must really hate Romania, subby.
 
2013-02-27 05:41:44 PM  
CORPORATE HUMOR!
 
2013-02-27 05:43:04 PM  

Flappyhead: Uranus Is Huge!: I smell a reality show!

Being in Romania I'd bet Gypsies will be involved.

Also because Gypsies are fast becoming the new redneck.


News flash; gypsies have always been inbred, xenophobic theifs
 
2013-02-27 05:43:31 PM  
OH MY!
 
2013-02-27 05:45:18 PM  

iheartscotch: Flappyhead: Uranus Is Huge!: I smell a reality show!

Being in Romania I'd bet Gypsies will be involved.

Also because Gypsies are fast becoming the new redneck.

News flash; gypsies have always been inbred, xenophobic theifs


I meant in terms of TV saturation.
 
2013-02-27 05:46:30 PM  

Fano: King of Kings and Lord of Lords!


It's good to be the king.
 
2013-02-27 05:47:14 PM  

Flappyhead: iheartscotch: Flappyhead: Uranus Is Huge!: I smell a reality show!

Being in Romania I'd bet Gypsies will be involved.

Also because Gypsies are fast becoming the new redneck.

News flash; gypsies have always been inbred, xenophobic theifs

I meant in terms of TV saturation.



I'm sure he did too.

Right iheartscotch?
 
2013-02-27 05:49:08 PM  
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No? Aw shucks.
 
2013-02-27 05:49:13 PM  
You bastards could just make ANYTHING into a Florida joke, couldn't you?

//a normal Floridian.
 
2013-02-27 05:50:00 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: [i.ytimg.com image 480x360]
No? Aw shucks.


My first thought as well.
 
2013-02-27 05:50:53 PM  
HUZZAH! HUZZAH! HUZZAH!
 
2013-02-27 05:53:29 PM  

iheartscotch: Well hell; this guy mistreated cats. They should probably put him in protective custody; or the Internet will send him pizza he didn't order.


When he opens the pizza box, he'll get a very angry cat instead of a tasty meal. Cats, they are vengeful.

www.lankapetlovers.com
/the "M" on his forehead stands for "Murderous".
 
2013-02-27 05:53:33 PM  
www.measuremob.com
 
2013-02-27 06:12:43 PM  

iheartscotch: gypsies have always been inbred, xenophobic theifs


Hey now, that's just their culture and you have to respect it.
 
2013-02-27 06:13:09 PM  
As a first-generation Romanian-American let me say this to subby:

Yup.
 
2013-02-27 06:13:14 PM  

Flappyhead: Uranus Is Huge!: I smell a reality show!

Being in Romania I'd bet Gypsies will be involved.

Also because Gypsies are fast becoming the new redneck.


This Fall on TLC, from the producers of Gypsy Wedding, and Gypsy Arraignment comes the new reality hit, LIKE A BOSS!
 
2013-02-27 06:27:01 PM  

FARK rebel soldier: No? Aw shucks.


This. Miniature giraffe or GTFO.
 
2013-02-27 06:34:17 PM  
This lunatic kidnaps then enslaves young women, is actually CONVICTED for this singularly repellent crime (amazing!), and only serves...one year? Also, he used those lions and bears to torture, intimidate, and possibly consume his victims, just so you fully understand how farking hilarious this is.
 
2013-02-27 06:45:03 PM  
That's no "M"!
 
2013-02-27 06:51:56 PM  
Not even close, Subby. Here in Europe, Romania is best known for its corruption, xenophobia, gypsies, and corruption. But these apply for almost every central/eastern European countries.

/did I say corruption?
 
2013-02-27 06:52:46 PM  
Nutzu? Crankovitch? Hoopta hepty hooooo...
 
2013-02-27 07:23:33 PM  
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square.
 
2013-02-27 08:55:28 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 09:21:26 PM  

iheartscotch: Flappyhead: Uranus Is Huge!: I smell a reality show!

Being in Romania I'd bet Gypsies will be involved.

Also because Gypsies are fast becoming the new redneck.

News flash; gypsies have always been inbred, xenophobic theifst



   not to mention that pesky impalement thing..
 
2013-02-27 10:05:14 PM  
I cannot help but wonder if the animals really were used to torture. That's cool in the movies but I bet it would really lower your gangster mojo if you pulled out the big cats to chew off Ivan's nuts and the thing just totally ignored the guys balls. shiat like that gets around in the underworld pretty quick I imagine.

Plus it's not like these guys are known to need any help in the intimidation business. Just that entire city alone feels like one gigantic graphic murder site. "Execution style" as the papers say.
 
2013-02-28 12:03:28 AM  

AcesFull: iheartscotch: Flappyhead: Uranus Is Huge!: I smell a reality show!

Being in Romania I'd bet Gypsies will be involved.

Also because Gypsies are fast becoming the new redneck.

News flash; gypsies have always been inbred, xenophobic theifst

   not to mention that pesky impalement thing..


www.homevideos.com
"They had it coming..."

/hot, like most of the women in that film
 
2013-02-28 01:44:24 AM  
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He don't look that tough, with that little pink bow
 
2013-02-28 08:51:30 AM  
Nutzu the Pawnbroker?   I think I have a new screen name.
 
2013-02-28 09:05:18 AM  
No tigers?  Oh my.
 
2013-02-28 10:30:07 AM  
WeenerGord:He don't look that tough, with that little pink bow

Maybe I'm missing a joke here, but he looks pretty menacing to me. Also...


www.behindthevoiceactors.com
 
2013-02-28 09:30:05 PM  

T.M.S.: I cannot help but wonder if the animals really were used to torture. That's cool in the movies but I bet it would really lower your gangster mojo if you pulled out the big cats to chew off Ivan's nuts and the thing just totally ignored the guys balls. shiat like that gets around in the underworld pretty quick I imagine.


They'd have been calling him...
Pawnzu the Nut Broker.
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
 
2013-03-01 07:17:07 PM  

Pangea: WeenerGord:He don't look that tough, with that little pink bow

Maybe I'm missing a joke here, but he looks pretty menacing to me. Also...


[www.behindthevoiceactors.com image 210x240]


Resemblance to ATHF anti-heroes notwithstanding -- if you look at the eyes of the guy in the balaclava standing DIRECTLY behind Nutzu, the little eyeholes look like a little bow.
 
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