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(New Jersey 101.5)   Fark-ready headline: Did you buy Chinese male enhancement pills recently?   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, Chinese, male enhancement, U.S. Attorney Paul Fishman  
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5519 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2013 at 5:44 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-27 05:02:57 PM  
3 votes:
"Put a little lead in your pencil.  With real lead!"
2013-02-27 04:40:16 PM  
3 votes:
Why would I want to pay to enhance a Chinese male?
2013-02-27 05:48:31 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah if Chinese enhancement pills worked Asians wouldn't be the least hung in the world. That's why I buy west African enhancement pills.
2013-02-27 04:39:01 PM  
2 votes:
The male enhancement pills could be fakes.
2013-02-28 03:06:51 AM  
1 vote:
I find the cheapest way to purchase Chinese Viagra is to get the locally produced stuff, and save the hefty shipping costs.
2013-02-28 01:51:05 AM  
1 vote:
I'm not interested in the article myself.  I'm just reading it for a friend.
2013-02-27 07:11:12 PM  
1 vote:
FARK rebel soldier:

also magically makes them fark fewer people and catch more STDs at the same time.
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Israeli chicks wait till they're 16 to lose their virginity and only have 10 sex partners in their lives? BORING.

Also are they counting only Jewish Israelis (however Israelis define "Jew" these days), or are they including Israeli Arabs (a.k.a. Palestinians), most of whom are Muslim, or members of the various ethnic and/or religious minorities (Druze, Armenians, etc.)? It's true that even a paragon of multiculturality such as myself usually pictures a Jew who (at least) "looks Jewish" when one says "Israeli" but that's such diminishing category that they're winkingly importing Russian Orthodox mobsters who claim they're Jews because they're at least white and "Western." Next thing you know they'll be discovering that the Appalachian "Scotch-Irish" are a Lost Tribe and paying us to move there.

I do prefer women who start early (even if they don't have Clintonian sex for a few years) and who rack up at least 10 partners (of any sex/gender, whatever they do) by their 20th birthday. It's not that easy for me to relate to women who never got around much, and it's very rare that a lifetime non-slut will be able to relate to me: usually the history of rampant bisexuality freaks them out even if they absorb the "but not since 1986" and "tested negative for HIV half a dozen times since 1990 and will be glad to have you in the room when I get another negative test result" parts. You'd think only women are allowed get buttsexed and then only because their boyfriends pressure them and get them drunk. (Which I don't get: what is the point of buttsexing an XX woman?)

Back to the topic: I read somewhere that most American men who think their willies are way small are actually mistaken, and I myself noticed more larger-than-normal penii than tiny ones. Maybe you guys who think you're under-endowed need to start seeking out gay men to compare yourselves too, and then only because most straight men would be freaked out by the idea. Seriously, just get out & around more, you'll most likely find out you don't need enlargement either. And forget the ludicrously over-endowed: those things are for looking at, not for actually dealing with. ("Dude, ever considered sanding it down?")

Pro-tip: use a wide-angle lens.
2013-02-27 05:56:36 PM  
1 vote:
Next you'll be telling me my daily horoscopes are not the real deal, that they may have been written unscrupulously on the sly by someone not licensed with the International Psychic Astrologist Association.
2013-02-27 05:49:12 PM  
1 vote:

jaerik: "Counterfeit male enhancement pills."

Funny all by itself!

What a counterfeit male may look like.
2013-02-27 05:48:29 PM  
1 vote:
I get mine from eastern Europe so you know they are legit
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