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(New Jersey 101.5)   Fark-ready headline: Did you buy Chinese male enhancement pills recently?   (nj1015.com) divider line 48
    More: Obvious, Chinese, male enhancement, U.S. Attorney Paul Fishman  
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2013-02-27 04:39:01 PM  
The male enhancement pills could be fakes.

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2013-02-27 04:40:16 PM  
Why would I want to pay to enhance a Chinese male?
 
2013-02-27 05:02:57 PM  
"Put a little lead in your pencil.  With real lead!"
 
2013-02-27 05:47:04 PM  
"Counterfeit male enhancement pills."

Funny all by itself!
 
2013-02-27 05:48:11 PM  
So fake pills are fake?
 
2013-02-27 05:48:21 PM  
Next you'll be telling me they do not pee in Coke.
 
2013-02-27 05:48:29 PM  
I get mine from eastern Europe so you know they are legit
 
2013-02-27 05:48:31 PM  
Yeah if Chinese enhancement pills worked Asians wouldn't be the least hung in the world. That's why I buy west African enhancement pills.
 
2013-02-27 05:49:12 PM  

jaerik: "Counterfeit male enhancement pills."

Funny all by itself!


www.uberpages.com

What a counterfeit male may look like.
 
2013-02-27 05:51:15 PM  
Where's Smiling Bob when you need him?
 
2013-02-27 05:52:26 PM  
What is it with Chinese medicine and aphrodisiacs?  It seems like every species of endangered animal has an organic that'll put some kung-pao in your want if you grind it up and snort it.  Is Sunken Junk really that much of an issue over there?  I know from other Fark threads that there is no shortage of hot Chinese girls.
 
2013-02-27 05:53:49 PM  
The only enhancement any man needs.

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it's like drinking ten lightnings!!!!
 
2013-02-27 05:55:39 PM  
They made my dong all wong.
It wasn't strong.
 
2013-02-27 05:56:36 PM  
Next you'll be telling me my daily horoscopes are not the real deal, that they may have been written unscrupulously on the sly by someone not licensed with the International Psychic Astrologist Association.
 
2013-02-27 05:57:35 PM  
Uh, chinese enhancement pills? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like me need chinese enhancement pills? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you-you put in salad dressing?
 
2013-02-27 05:59:27 PM  
You drink the contents and then use the bottle as a strapon.
 
2013-02-27 05:59:56 PM  

hstein3: Uh, chinese enhancement pills? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like me need chinese enhancement pills? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you-you put in salad dressing?


Wow... you are really over compensating. So how small is it?
 
2013-02-27 06:02:40 PM  

Bondith: What is it with Chinese medicine and aphrodisiacs?  It seems like every species of endangered animal has an organic that'll put some kung-pao in your want if you grind it up and snort it.  Is Sunken Junk really that much of an issue over there?  I know from other Fark threads that there is no shortage of hot Chinese girls.


Whatever it is, it's working. But it also magically makes them fark fewer people and catch more STDs at the same time.
www.asianoffbeat.com
 
2013-02-27 06:08:30 PM  
So my dick will turn yellow and get three inches shorter?
 
2013-02-27 06:11:22 PM  

hstein3: Uh, chinese enhancement pills? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like me need chinese enhancement pills? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you-you put in salad dressing?


Brick-House: Wow... you are really over compensating. So how small is it?


bingethinker: So my dick will turn yellow and get three inches shorter?


My thoughts exactly
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2013-02-27 06:15:12 PM  
All these pills were developed because men know that women secretly want their men to have massive trousers snakes. They know their wives and girl friends are at home thinking I wish my man was hung like a stallion instead of a bull hamster.
 
2013-02-27 06:29:17 PM  
www.awesomewasteofmoney.com
 
2013-02-27 06:33:30 PM  
It still amazes me that people fall for things like "Chinese male enhancement pills" to the tune of millions, if not billions of dollars. Sad that there are so many stupid people in this world.
 
2013-02-27 06:35:19 PM  
Why do I care if some Chinese dude gets a bigger dick?
 
2013-02-27 06:39:16 PM  
This is bad news.  Many Chinese goods are sub-par in quality compared to those of other nations.  I'd hate to think there was a chance that my Chinese Male Enhancement Pills might not work correctly.
 
2013-02-27 06:39:47 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Why do I care if some Chinese dude gets a bigger dick?


You prefer them smaller?

How you doin'?
 
2013-02-27 06:43:09 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-27 06:46:25 PM  
How could you not trust a guy named "Wang" with your stiffy pills?

art.penny-arcade.com
/Wang
 
2013-02-27 06:52:28 PM  
I get mine with no MSG.
 
2013-02-27 06:54:36 PM  
What is the fark-ready headline
 
2013-02-27 06:57:40 PM  
I bet Chinese boner pills are like Chinese food.  20 minutes later, you want to fap again.
 
2013-02-27 07:03:39 PM  
Are we talking size enhancement pills or erectile dysfunction pills?  In my opinion anyone who buys pills thinking they will make his dick bigger deserves to get ripped off.
 
2013-02-27 07:03:50 PM  
Better headline: Did you buy Chinese male enhancement pills recently? Say goodbye to your junk.
 
2013-02-27 07:11:12 PM  
FARK rebel soldier:

also magically makes them fark fewer people and catch more STDs at the same time.
[www.asianoffbeat.com image 601x482]



Israeli chicks wait till they're 16 to lose their virginity and only have 10 sex partners in their lives? BORING.

Also are they counting only Jewish Israelis (however Israelis define "Jew" these days), or are they including Israeli Arabs (a.k.a. Palestinians), most of whom are Muslim, or members of the various ethnic and/or religious minorities (Druze, Armenians, etc.)? It's true that even a paragon of multiculturality such as myself usually pictures a Jew who (at least) "looks Jewish" when one says "Israeli" but that's such diminishing category that they're winkingly importing Russian Orthodox mobsters who claim they're Jews because they're at least white and "Western." Next thing you know they'll be discovering that the Appalachian "Scotch-Irish" are a Lost Tribe and paying us to move there.

I do prefer women who start early (even if they don't have Clintonian sex for a few years) and who rack up at least 10 partners (of any sex/gender, whatever they do) by their 20th birthday. It's not that easy for me to relate to women who never got around much, and it's very rare that a lifetime non-slut will be able to relate to me: usually the history of rampant bisexuality freaks them out even if they absorb the "but not since 1986" and "tested negative for HIV half a dozen times since 1990 and will be glad to have you in the room when I get another negative test result" parts. You'd think only women are allowed get buttsexed and then only because their boyfriends pressure them and get them drunk. (Which I don't get: what is the point of buttsexing an XX woman?)

Back to the topic: I read somewhere that most American men who think their willies are way small are actually mistaken, and I myself noticed more larger-than-normal penii than tiny ones. Maybe you guys who think you're under-endowed need to start seeking out gay men to compare yourselves too, and then only because most straight men would be freaked out by the idea. Seriously, just get out & around more, you'll most likely find out you don't need enlargement either. And forget the ludicrously over-endowed: those things are for looking at, not for actually dealing with. ("Dude, ever considered sanding it down?")

Pro-tip: use a wide-angle lens.
 
2013-02-27 07:14:07 PM  
ReapTheChaos:

Are we talking size enhancement pills or erectile dysfunction pills?  In my opinion anyone who buys pills thinking they will make his dick bigger deserves to get ripped off.

I take it to mean the former. The latter are usually called "natural herbal Viagra," or were in my Usenet days.
 
2013-02-27 07:26:14 PM  
 
2013-02-27 07:27:01 PM  

ReapTheChaos: Are we talking size enhancement pills or erectile dysfunction pills?  In my opinion anyone who buys pills thinking they will make his dick bigger deserves to get ripped off.


This.

TFA calls them "male enhancement pills", and I'm pretty sure "Male Enhancement" is usually code for "Bullshiat snake oil sold as something to make your dick bigger."

Anyway, all the Viagra and Cialis generics sold online are made in India, and while there are plenty of bad dealers over there (con artists who will send you sugar pills or worse), there are also many who are legit and just working around the United States' prescription requirements.

This is what happens when you deal with black market or grey market pharmaceuticals. Just exercise caution and be smart.

Incidentally, the Indian businesses that sell ED pills without prescription also provide others, like the prescription-only pills for GERD, and they are decent generics. It's sort of sad that our pharmaceutical companies can overcharge for these pills just because they are by prescription (and therefore aimed at insurance companies paying for them). The Indian dealers can deliver them for a fraction of the price listed at your neighborhood pharmacy.

I'm not recommending anything. I'm just stating an opinion.
 
2013-02-27 07:34:59 PM  
No, I am not Chinese and thus, do not need chinaman enhancement pills.
 
2013-02-27 07:37:03 PM  
ist2-1.filesor.com

Took this in Guangzhou back in 2007.
 
2013-02-27 07:43:42 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Why would I want to pay to enhance a Chinese male?


If you were a Chinese female.
 
2013-02-27 08:03:15 PM  
Once a guy creates a pill that actually does increase the penis size, everyone will know his name because in one day he will become the richest man alive.
 
2013-02-27 08:17:50 PM  

Brick-House: hstein3: Uh, chinese enhancement pills? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like me need chinese enhancement pills? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you-you put in salad dressing?

Wow... you are really over compensating. So how small is it?


I am not overcompensating!  My wang is appropriate and attractive!
 
2013-02-27 08:20:22 PM  

hstein3: Brick-House: hstein3: Uh, chinese enhancement pills? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like me need chinese enhancement pills? I don't even know what it's for. What is it, something you-you put in salad dressing?

Wow... you are really over compensating. So how small is it?

I am not overcompensating!  My wang is appropriate and attractive!


Sorry, meant to include this:

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2013-02-27 09:57:21 PM  
 
2013-02-27 10:13:21 PM  

Seth'n'Spectrum: [ist2-1.filesor.com image 500x667]

Took this in Guangzhou back in 2007.


I need to stop saying "best penis" out loud, someone might hear me. But I just can't.
 
2013-02-27 11:33:07 PM  
www.hwdyk.com

That sort of thing isn't my bag, baby!

cdn.mos.totalfilm.com

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2013-02-28 01:51:05 AM  
I'm not interested in the article myself.  I'm just reading it for a friend.
 
2013-02-28 03:06:51 AM  
I find the cheapest way to purchase Chinese Viagra is to get the locally produced stuff, and save the hefty shipping costs.

www.alaturcamarket.com
 
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