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(Chicago Trib)   Man arrested after driving drunk at speeds reaching 142 MPH gets 2 years probation, a fine, no jail time, and an offer from NASCAR   ( divider line
    More: Followup, NASCAR, probation, jail  
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5877 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2013 at 5:48 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-02-27 06:35:30 PM  
2 votes:
Just a good ol boy never meanin no harm.
2013-02-27 06:06:22 PM  
1 vote:
Christ, what an asshole.
2013-02-27 05:54:21 PM  
1 vote:
Because driving fast means you have an enormous penis!
2013-02-27 04:55:12 PM  
1 vote:
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