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(Chicago Trib)   Man arrested after driving drunk at speeds reaching 142 MPH gets 2 years probation, a fine, no jail time, and an offer from NASCAR   (chicagotribune.com ) divider line
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5871 clicks; posted to Main » on 27 Feb 2013 at 5:48 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-02-27 09:54:13 PM  
1 vote:
I did not like this part .


The car's computer system indicated the car was traveling at 142 mph just before it left the road, the prosecutor said -

fark you Mr Prosecutor that's not your information it's mine.

Or correct me if I am wrong here.
2013-02-27 06:52:22 PM  
1 vote:
Part of me thinks that's OK, since he had no priors....but another part of me thinks he's 37, and has been doing this shiat for a long time, he just hadn't been caught yet.

Hopefully this wakes him up.
2013-02-27 06:50:31 PM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: Because driving fast means you have an enormous penis!


No, it's just fun.
2013-02-27 06:09:33 PM  
1 vote:
Considering:
"struck a billboard"
and
"He did not have any previous alcohol-related driving offenses"

Meh:
"...was sentenced to two years of supervision and was ordered to complete 100 hours of community service"
and
"...also must pay more than $3,000 in fines, fees and restitution. He must undergo an alcohol evaluation and attend a victim impact panel"
 
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