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(The Stranger)   One writer asks the question every man and most women wonder on a daily basis: "Seriously, what would it be like to have huge breasts?"   (thestranger.com) divider line 48
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2013-02-27 02:28:39 PM  
14 votes:

alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO


2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-27 05:30:58 PM  
11 votes:

TwistedFark: My wife is a 5'8" blonde, 125 lbs and has a 32K cup rack. Yes, K cup.


What a pair of K-cups might look like (PNSFW)
2013-02-27 02:32:27 PM  
6 votes:

gwenners: Sweet Ass-Rack


I only own one ass, which does not necessitate an ass-rack
2013-02-27 02:28:57 PM  
6 votes:

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of mouse buttons suddenly clicked out in anticipation and were suddenly dissapointed.
2013-02-27 02:25:42 PM  
5 votes:

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Nothing has ever disappointed more farkers than a look at your profile
2013-02-27 02:23:19 PM  
4 votes:
FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

imgs.xkcd.com
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack
2013-02-27 03:08:34 PM  
3 votes:

Snickony: "Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.



Big deal.  I'm above 6 feet and I didn't get tits until I was over 40.
2013-02-27 02:37:36 PM  
3 votes:

gwenners: FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack


Better an ass rack than an ass shelf

www.curbsideclassic.com
2013-02-27 02:36:47 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-02-27 02:31:52 PM  
3 votes:
This man doesn't wonder.

upload.wikimedia.org

/p.s. Go Devils!
2013-02-27 02:30:32 PM  
3 votes:

gwenners: FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack



i.ebayimg.com

Hee-Haw!
2013-02-27 02:29:43 PM  
3 votes:
Try being into bodybuilding. It's not much different. I get stared at a lot. I'm an average looking guy except for the muscles. You get stared at by guys, and I'm not always sure why, and you get stared at by women. For some reason, a lot of women keep looking at my pecs when they're talking to me. It's a weird and creepy feeling. You want to say "HEY. My eye's are up HERE".
2013-02-27 02:21:50 PM  
3 votes:

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


I'd never leave the house my bunk
2013-02-27 05:14:47 PM  
2 votes:
The author just needs one of these:

image.spreadshirt.com
2013-02-27 03:53:34 PM  
2 votes:

littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


They are the ones that look like a fried egg nailed to a wall. Mournful fits.
2013-02-27 03:28:39 PM  
2 votes:
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net

Pretty fun actually. The cleavage starts to itch when you sweat under stage lights.
2013-02-27 02:55:18 PM  
2 votes:

Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

Now, if everyone else would get over their fascination with my boobs, I'd be a lot happier. Why people think my boobs have to be put on display for their enjoyment, I'll never know.


I really wonder why.  Not like you probably don't have your high beams going all the time.
2013-02-27 02:44:54 PM  
2 votes:
I remember this author from his previous work

portablehomeland.files.wordpress.com

/I gotta go check the rat traps for cheese
2013-02-27 02:35:56 PM  
2 votes:
knows what it's like...

www.bloguinsports.com
2013-02-27 02:27:07 PM  
2 votes:
What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?
2013-02-27 02:20:37 PM  
2 votes:
I ask my wife that once a day and then motorboat her.
2013-02-27 08:48:45 PM  
1 votes:

Babbs: They WERE fun, about 15-20 years ago. Now that I'm almost 46, they look hideous. A saggy, veiny, just plain sad. They were spectacular back in the day :(


Allow US to be the judge of that...you're clearly too close to them to be objective.
2013-02-27 05:00:58 PM  
1 votes:

KhamanV: unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!

Gee, it's like this thread actually asks, in the exact words, 'what would it be like to have huge breasts?'

Well, getting dismissed as a sex object by the time we're 14, back pain, a bunch of dingleberries calling us attention whores if we mention the word 'bra', calling us attention whores if we mention not wearing bras, fark it, calling us attention whores if we mention we're women on the internet.... it's not a whole lot of fun, really, but keep farking that cheeto bag.


You. I like you.
2013-02-27 04:45:51 PM  
1 votes:

tarheel07: I'm glad my girlfriend is a 34DD.


But that's only if you inflate her fully.
2013-02-27 04:24:57 PM  
1 votes:

RedT: constantly getting my ass handed to me by chubby gals in the pool


Does it fall off that often?
2013-02-27 04:11:41 PM  
1 votes:

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

 I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


It's probably because you are ugly.
2013-02-27 04:08:01 PM  
1 votes:
RedT:
What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?

I'll take this one guys....

*ahem*

I have no farking clue.
2013-02-27 04:07:18 PM  
1 votes:

RedT: They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?


I imagine it would be a PITA too.

/If you're into that
2013-02-27 04:07:01 PM  
1 votes:

Dissociater: littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

We live in troubling times...


Two words: refractory period.

We just had an epic boobs thread last Friday. My burns are still healing.
2013-02-27 04:06:45 PM  
1 votes:

ottosmom: It's great when you have the right bra. Who am I kidding? It's always great, I wouldn't trade them for anything... unless I was being chased by a bear and I had to run.


You don't have to outrun the bear. You just have to outrun the horde of farkers drooling at your boobs
2013-02-27 03:52:38 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ghastly: [sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x509]

Pretty fun actually. The cleavage starts to itch when you sweat under stage lights.

You're going to freak out a few farkers, you know that, right?

Of course, that is why you are on my favorites list.


sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net

It's when the BIE requests start coming in that it all ends in tears and shame.
2013-02-27 03:51:58 PM  
1 votes:

SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...




Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW
2013-02-27 03:44:29 PM  
1 votes:
And I wish Id been born with huge glorious tits, go make lemonade son.

Hopefully not obscure.
2013-02-27 03:26:02 PM  
1 votes:

littlett's: Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


The last one was filled with female farkers claiming that there are absolutely no advantages to having large breasts. It was ridiculous.

/If you think being stacked is bad, you should try being rich, handsome, and hung like a horse
//It is a living hell
2013-02-27 03:25:51 PM  
1 votes:

Dissociater: Why, back in my day...


What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.
2013-02-27 03:21:19 PM  
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit


So what you want is, gay redheads with huge breasts?
2013-02-27 03:21:13 PM  
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

You sound fat. Like, really fat.


Ummm, yeah. I posted a link to my picture. I am a fattie....In Recovery. Contrary to popular belief the boobies don't slim down NEARLY as fast as other parts do. So yeah, It's both Genetics (my paternal grandmother) AND not staying in shape/eating right that have caused this. So yeah, keep calling me fat. Big deal. When's the last time YOU got off the couch, cheeto-breath ;)
2013-02-27 03:21:02 PM  
1 votes:
img2.timeinc.net

This is a sexy red head.

shame-full.com

These are huge boobs.

I'll let you guess which I think is more attractive.
2013-02-27 03:13:05 PM  
1 votes:

littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


We live in troubling times...
2013-02-27 03:10:22 PM  
1 votes:

KatjaMouse: TheShavingofOccam123: I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.

The equation is Bust size minus Band size = Cup size.


I understand charts and graphs better than equations...


www.cockeyed.com
2013-02-27 03:00:35 PM  
1 votes:
www.thestranger.comJ u n g y e o n R o h
So this is titty milk right? I hope? Because Jungyeon Roh has completely failed drool school.
2013-02-27 02:47:04 PM  
1 votes:
thecrat.com  obl
2013-02-27 02:42:08 PM  
1 votes:

ristst: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

Hmmm.....just saw a few recent shots of Heidi Klum and she wasn't looking too good.

And, we had a killer redhead thread a couple weeks back.  Man, it was *epic*.

But dude....lots worse to complain about than having to endure yet another juggie thread.


We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY. 3 weeks between redhead threads is like an eternity
2013-02-27 02:36:55 PM  
1 votes:

Jim from Saint Paul: BIE?

EIP?

/will reciprocate... you show me yours I'll show you mine


Yours is going to be a picture of an autographed picture of Adrian Peterson isn't it?
2013-02-27 02:34:29 PM  
1 votes:

Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]


Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys
2013-02-27 02:30:12 PM  
1 votes:
Every girl I have dated with big boobs wished she had smaller boobs because they were annoying as fark to lug around, made sports a pain in the ass, gave them back problems and were tired of guys staring at their boobs.

Every girl I dated with small boobs wished she had bigger boobs because they wanted more attention from guys, wanted to look/feel sexier in dresses and lingerie and just feel more feminine overall.

Seriously women, your problem isn't with your boobs, it's in your head.  If you don't like them, that's fine.  But keep it to yourself and let me enjoy them, k?  Thanks.
2013-02-27 02:26:10 PM  
1 votes:
She doesn't worry about a sweet rack...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
2013-02-27 02:23:18 PM  
1 votes:

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Pics of GTO
 
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