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2013-02-27 02:28:14 PM  
7 votes:
First, before we get a thread full of comments about how awful it is to be cursed with your 42DDDDDDs or whatever, let's draw the necessary distinction between "big tits" and "fat girl tits."  If you have DDs and wear a size 8 or something, then yes, you have huge jugs, and you have standing to comment about what a blessing or curse it might be.  If you have DDs and wear a size 28, you simply have jugs proportional to your size.  There's a difference.
2013-02-27 02:30:12 PM  
5 votes:
Every girl I have dated with big boobs wished she had smaller boobs because they were annoying as fark to lug around, made sports a pain in the ass, gave them back problems and were tired of guys staring at their boobs.

Every girl I dated with small boobs wished she had bigger boobs because they wanted more attention from guys, wanted to look/feel sexier in dresses and lingerie and just feel more feminine overall.

Seriously women, your problem isn't with your boobs, it's in your head.  If you don't like them, that's fine.  But keep it to yourself and let me enjoy them, k?  Thanks.
2013-02-27 02:28:39 PM  
5 votes:

alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO


2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-27 02:27:46 PM  
3 votes:

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


Speak for yourself buddy.  I'd love to have some huge breasts right now.

i105.photobucket.com
Or wings, drumsticks, thighs, whatever.  I'm not picky.
2013-02-27 03:51:58 PM  
2 votes:

SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...




Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW
2013-02-27 03:18:22 PM  
2 votes:

mafiageek1980: sleeps in trees: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?

YES, and I HATE them!


Well now I feel normal. Also if you have boobs and wear a baggy top everyone thinks your prego but if you wear a tight one it looks as if you are drawing attention to them. It's a lose lose.
2013-02-27 02:49:33 PM  
2 votes:

ristst: HaywoodJablonski: We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY.

What's your point?

\would vote for juggie thread each and every day.


I myself would prefer some variation on the theme...perhaps a daily thread based on cup size. The only parameter I use to judge breasts is proximity. Nothing else matters.
2013-02-27 02:36:07 PM  
2 votes:
Really, a nicely shaped B or C cup is quite sexy. Why would anyone want more than that?
2013-02-27 02:28:57 PM  
2 votes:

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of mouse buttons suddenly clicked out in anticipation and were suddenly dissapointed.
2013-02-27 02:25:42 PM  
2 votes:

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Nothing has ever disappointed more farkers than a look at your profile
2013-02-27 02:21:50 PM  
2 votes:
it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup
2013-02-28 09:26:56 PM  
1 votes:
OK, I'm a purely average B -- and I have 3 terms:
Boobs: a and b cup
Boobage:  c and d cup
Boobalage:  dd cup and higher

If you own boobs/boobage/boobalage or you love someone who owns them -- please get regular checkups and mammograms, OK?  We do not need farkettes or farkers' loved ones to have breast cancer problems.
2013-02-28 03:32:48 AM  
1 votes:

Stinkyy: Is there any hope left for this sad thread...

Fark has gone WAY downhill in my brief time here.  Normally this thread would be loaded with jaw-dropping milk barrels.  Too bad.

Didn't even have one posting of epic boobs girl (since discovered) or t-shirt model tits girl.

[acidcow.com image 700x560]


Well in my longer time here i can tell you that some things on Fark are cyclical.  So lets make with th posting Stinkyy

Be the change you want to see in the world. - Tomas Jefferson
www.geek-pride.co.uk

And so the show continues
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foro.eliteculturismo.com
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static.mamamia.com.au
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still paying attention are we?
genoboost.gamemusic4all.com
www.tshirtsindia.in
24.media.tumblr.com
upload.wikimedia.org
thechive.files.wordpress.com
24.media.tumblr.com

And the Bartenders at My Favorite Bar.  I know some of you farkers have been there.
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2013-02-27 10:12:26 PM  
1 votes:

HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit


We can never have too many bewb threads.
2013-02-27 07:02:10 PM  
1 votes:
I love huge tits, especially fake ones. Because women who buy ridiculously huge fakers are so desperate for male attention, they will easily have sex.
2013-02-27 04:39:11 PM  
1 votes:

ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?


I just sling 'em on my shoulder like a continental soldier.
2013-02-27 04:09:04 PM  
1 votes:
Whoops, almost forgot.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO BOOBS (NSFW)
2013-02-27 03:43:27 PM  
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!


Yup. Last large boobie thread I was in was shat all over by some woman with a complex that basically thought that simply because she couldn't see any benefits/upsides to her giant titties that absolutely every woman feels the exact same way and no woman has ever used her breasts as an asset or distraction because goddammit she herself hated having big titties and every woman with large breasts absolutely feels the same way.
2013-02-27 03:32:06 PM  
1 votes:

sleeps in trees: oldfarthenry: If a set of boobs is similar to a set of balls, the ladies must really enjoy taking off those restrictive bras at the end of the day.
Nothing says comfort to me quite like losing the ol' tightie-whities and letting the boys dangle in a loose-fitting pair of boxers.
What say thee, gals?

Get home, take of bra, scratch furiously, stick on old shirt that has been washed into submission aaaand done!


THIS!
2013-02-27 03:31:45 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com Votes in the affirmative about big boobs.
2013-02-27 03:31:31 PM  
1 votes:

littlett's: Dissociater: Why, back in my day...

What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.


well..., lead by example.
2013-02-27 03:28:39 PM  
1 votes:
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net

Pretty fun actually. The cleavage starts to itch when you sweat under stage lights.
2013-02-27 03:27:07 PM  
1 votes:

oldfarthenry: If a set of boobs is similar to a set of balls, the ladies must really enjoy taking off those restrictive bras at the end of the day.
Nothing says comfort to me quite like losing the ol' tightie-whities and letting the boys dangle in a loose-fitting pair of boxers.
What say thee, gals?




Get home, take of bra, scratch furiously, stick on old shirt that has been washed into submission aaaand done!
2013-02-27 03:24:05 PM  
1 votes:

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change

I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.


I feel your pain. Both sides of my family have women with huge ta-tas. Even during my bout with anorexia I had C cups.

/I swung both ways
//calm down, I mean from fatty to scrawny
///happily a size 12
2013-02-27 03:21:13 PM  
1 votes:

unfarkingbelievable: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

You sound fat. Like, really fat.


Ummm, yeah. I posted a link to my picture. I am a fattie....In Recovery. Contrary to popular belief the boobies don't slim down NEARLY as fast as other parts do. So yeah, It's both Genetics (my paternal grandmother) AND not staying in shape/eating right that have caused this. So yeah, keep calling me fat. Big deal. When's the last time YOU got off the couch, cheeto-breath ;)
2013-02-27 03:14:58 PM  
1 votes:

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


You sound fat. Like, really fat.
2013-02-27 03:13:02 PM  
1 votes:

sleeps in trees: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?


YES, and I HATE them!
2013-02-27 03:10:22 PM  
1 votes:

KatjaMouse: TheShavingofOccam123: I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.

The equation is Bust size minus Band size = Cup size.


I understand charts and graphs better than equations...


www.cockeyed.com
2013-02-27 03:09:47 PM  
1 votes:

Snickony: "Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.


Don't feel bad. Small boobs are awesome too
2013-02-27 03:09:36 PM  
1 votes:

shortymac: Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup


I used to buy off the rack. Now I go to a plus size lingerie store. I get looks because I'm wee but those women are experts on proper cup size and fit. I've got 3 different cup sizes just due to the type of bra.
2013-02-27 03:07:16 PM  
1 votes:
i1151.photobucket.com
Hugh breasts (titties/boobs/chesticles/tatas/fun-bags/humper-bumpers/etc.)
2013-02-27 03:05:46 PM  
1 votes:

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change

I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.


YIPES, both sides!

I got mine from only one side of the family. You poor thing
2013-02-27 03:02:55 PM  
1 votes:
Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup
2013-02-27 03:01:37 PM  
1 votes:
Most women don't wonder this on a daily basis. We ponder it once and then either do something about it or don't do anything at all and are just fine with what we got.
2013-02-27 02:55:18 PM  
1 votes:

Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

Now, if everyone else would get over their fascination with my boobs, I'd be a lot happier. Why people think my boobs have to be put on display for their enjoyment, I'll never know.


I really wonder why.  Not like you probably don't have your high beams going all the time.
2013-02-27 02:49:40 PM  
1 votes:

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]

Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys

Gay guys get all the chicks. It's so unfair.

Well, it helps if you want to feel up Scarlet Johansson.


I do. But I don't want to be gay. It's all very confusing.
2013-02-27 02:49:18 PM  
1 votes:

mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change


I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.
2013-02-27 02:44:54 PM  
1 votes:
I remember this author from his previous work

portablehomeland.files.wordpress.com

/I gotta go check the rat traps for cheese
2013-02-27 02:43:33 PM  
1 votes:

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change
2013-02-27 02:42:08 PM  
1 votes:

ristst: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

Hmmm.....just saw a few recent shots of Heidi Klum and she wasn't looking too good.

And, we had a killer redhead thread a couple weeks back.  Man, it was *epic*.

But dude....lots worse to complain about than having to endure yet another juggie thread.


We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY. 3 weeks between redhead threads is like an eternity
2013-02-27 02:39:23 PM  
1 votes:

dopekitty74: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?

Depends on how much control your bathing suit has over them. If you're treading water, they're a definite asset though :)


Yep. Couldn't have said it better myself
2013-02-27 02:38:03 PM  
1 votes:

QueenMamaBee: //I enjoy being motorboated, actually.


How YOU doin'?
2013-02-27 02:37:53 PM  
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of mouse buttons suddenly clicked out in anticipation and were suddenly dissapointed.


Muahhahahahahahaha! GOOD! My evil plan has worked ;)
2013-02-27 02:37:27 PM  
1 votes:

Pick: Really, a nicely shaped B or C cup is quite sexy. Why would anyone want more than that?


Who needs more than a handful?
2013-02-27 02:36:52 PM  
1 votes:

SuperChuck: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Nothing has ever disappointed more farkers than a look at your profile


Yes, because my 1 goal in life is to IMPRESS people after all ya know
2013-02-27 02:36:40 PM  
1 votes:
Wife already has breasts that most companies can't measure correctly. She wants a breast reduction due to them impacting her back.

So no, I don't want to know what it would be like.
2013-02-27 02:33:59 PM  
1 votes:
I like that TFA went out of the way to use every euphemism for big tits she could think of.  I was particularly impressed by bazooms, jiggle-cannons, and pectoral protrusions.  +1 to the author.

/TTIUWOP
2013-02-27 02:28:54 PM  
1 votes:
farm6.staticflickr.com
I think she has a lot going for her, and her rack seems just fine. Some guys are ass and leg men.
2013-02-27 02:27:07 PM  
1 votes:
What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?
2013-02-27 02:24:27 PM  
1 votes:

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


Having one to borrow and play with from time to time is pretty nice.
2013-02-27 02:23:19 PM  
1 votes:
FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

imgs.xkcd.com
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack
2013-02-27 02:21:50 PM  
1 votes:

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


I'd never leave the house my bunk
2013-02-27 02:17:52 PM  
1 votes:
Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).
 
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