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2013-02-27 03:53:02 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!

Yup. Last large boobie thread I was in was shat all over by some woman with a complex that basically thought that simply because she couldn't see any benefits/upsides to her giant titties that absolutely every woman feels the exact same way and no woman has ever used her breasts as an asset or distraction because goddammit she herself hated having big titties and every woman with large breasts absolutely feels the same way.


I remember that thread because I was the first to receive the brunt of her anger.
 
2013-02-27 03:53:34 PM  

littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


They are the ones that look like a fried egg nailed to a wall. Mournful fits.
 
2013-02-27 03:54:34 PM  

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


You're an inspiration to the rest!
 
2013-02-27 03:57:05 PM  

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


I can't believe that worked. You're pretty cool
 
2013-02-27 03:57:19 PM  

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


If they aren't yours, thanks for posting.  If they are yours, you're currently being saluted, 6 to midnight, etc.
 
2013-02-27 03:57:43 PM  

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...
Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
NSFW


www.majhost.com
 
2013-02-27 03:58:34 PM  
Seems my foray in here was well-timed ...

/Not-yet-quite-humpday BIE thread?
//Almost scared to say ... dare I ... EIP?
 
2013-02-27 03:59:23 PM  

kvinesknows: I love my wife's GG boobs.

her?  Not so much


I see what you did there.
 
2013-02-27 03:59:53 PM  
It's great when you have the right bra. Who am I kidding? It's always great, I wouldn't trade them for anything... unless I was being chased by a bear and I had to run.
 
2013-02-27 04:00:33 PM  

kvinesknows: I love my wife's GG boobs.

her?  Not so much


a friend of my gf has GGs and a "not fat" body.  not that i'd cheat on my gf, but, man i'd like to play with those.
 
2013-02-27 04:00:35 PM  
And, I salute your courage, littlett's!
 
2013-02-27 04:01:49 PM  
I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?
 
2013-02-27 04:02:31 PM  

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


Damn girl.
 
2013-02-27 04:03:08 PM  
It's annoying, actually.
 
2013-02-27 04:03:55 PM  
BIE, please

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 04:04:31 PM  

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


I think you mean back. I'm about 41-35 bust-band, making me a DD or DDD. Bra brands are hilarious. I own almost everything, D, DD, EE, F. At any rate as any chestier gal knows, you have to use industrial strength bras to hold these things up. I decided to go with the same type of engineering weight distribution principles as suspension bridges, wearing a soft sports bra over my more structured usually 4 hook bras.
 
2013-02-27 04:05:24 PM  
They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?
 
2013-02-27 04:06:45 PM  

ottosmom: It's great when you have the right bra. Who am I kidding? It's always great, I wouldn't trade them for anything... unless I was being chased by a bear and I had to run.


You don't have to outrun the bear. You just have to outrun the horde of farkers drooling at your boobs
 
2013-02-27 04:07:01 PM  

Dissociater: littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

We live in troubling times...


Two words: refractory period.

We just had an epic boobs thread last Friday. My burns are still healing.
 
2013-02-27 04:07:18 PM  

RedT: They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?


I imagine it would be a PITA too.

/If you're into that
 
2013-02-27 04:07:25 PM  
Not a bookma.... oh yes it is

hey <b>littlett's</b> Long time no type
 
2013-02-27 04:08:01 PM  
RedT:
What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?

I'll take this one guys....

*ahem*

I have no farking clue.
 
2013-02-27 04:08:42 PM  
ok I fail at html today (bloody interface)

/guess I get over it
 
2013-02-27 04:08:46 PM  

ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?


It's pretty instinctual to just do things so that doesn't happen. For most of us, the #1 goal is to keep mr happy safe and er... happy. Hence the obsession with boobs.
 
2013-02-27 04:09:04 PM  
Whoops, almost forgot.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO BOOBS (NSFW)
 
2013-02-27 04:09:24 PM  

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


Those boobies rule, hope to see them swaying around next to me in some Marathon someday.  Inspiration to finish!
 
2013-02-27 04:09:25 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!

Yup. Last large boobie thread I was in was shat all over by some woman with a complex that basically thought that simply because she couldn't see any benefits/upsides to her giant titties that absolutely every woman feels the exact same way and no woman has ever used her breasts as an asset or distraction because goddammit she herself hated having big titties and every woman with large breasts absolutely feels the same way.


I remember that thread. I was speaking from the sensible side of the issue. It has it's drawbacks, but if you're a gal that enjoys attention it can be great fun.
 
2013-02-27 04:09:27 PM  

shadowtec: Not a bookma.... oh yes it is

hey <b>littlett's</b> Long time no type


Has it ever!!!!
 
2013-02-27 04:10:10 PM  

ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?


depends on the undees, really.  Normally biking isn't a problem.  What is a problem are those shiatty "sitting" bikes they have at gyms.  After each revolution the mid thigh ones I own creep up with shorts.  You need gravity to do its job but if it can't bad things happen.

The only other problem is sitting at meetings without a table.  Dress pants gently ride up and before you know it, everyone knows which way you dress.
 
2013-02-27 04:10:16 PM  

SuperChuck: ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?

It's pretty instinctual to just do things so that doesn't happen. For most of us, the #1 goal is to keep mr happy safe and er... happy. Hence the obsession with boobs.


This. Although, I do occasionally accidentally sit on my balls. NOT FUN.
 
2013-02-27 04:10:42 PM  

shortymac: sleeps in trees: shortymac: Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup

I used to buy off the rack. Now I go to a plus size lingerie store. I get looks because I'm wee but those women are experts on proper cup size and fit. I've got 3 different cup sizes just due to the type of bra.

Yeah, I got lucky and I found a deluxe bra and lingerie store in Toronto called "Secrets from your Sister".

They have a brand called elomi [not sure about spelling] that's about 80 bucks and carries bigger bra sizes.

Victoria's Secret had me in a DD when I was a G, I can breathe so much easier in a proper bra. It was like night and day.

/Starting a diet and exercise regium to hopefully get them down a bit.


What kind of plus sized lingerie store? Or local one sucks. You have to be at least a 38, usually a 40 band(I am a 35, so go up to 36)Their bras are the right cup size, but too wide. Another had a couple pair that fit, but the style was uncomfortable.
At any rate I found the Playtex 18 hour comfort bra does very well with me. I cleaned up on the sky blue ones the Sears  was selling out that color for $12/bra after Christmas. I bought a couple in the right size, and a couple slightly  narrow, because I can just put an extender on them,
 
2013-02-27 04:11:41 PM  

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

 I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


It's probably because you are ugly.
 
2013-02-27 04:12:30 PM  

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


Nice n perky :)
 
2013-02-27 04:12:58 PM  

Peki: KatjaMouse: Peki:
To address the other question first, no I don't have high beams going all the time. And with my nips, you could tell I was smuggling tic tacs even with bras, and I hated the padded ones. Underwires suck too. For guys, try imagining wearing jockstraps with metal cables digging into your scrotum, and maybe you'll understand why women shuck their bras the minute they get in the house.

Second question (related to first question in that. . . ): you get used to it. They hurt for about 24 hours when I stopped wearing the bra. I can jog, play volleyball, jumping jacks, you name it, doesn't hurt, but yes, the swaying can get a little distracting. Makes for fun on the dance floor though. If I'm worried about movement, I wear camisoles without shelf bras built in and exercise shirts under regular shirts. I also have covers (not sure what the technical name for them, but they're just little light sweater-type pieces of clothing), one of which I tie in the front so it kinda hides any nipple action and slightly suppresses movement, so I can be "modest" if I need to. The only time I've ever had a problem professionally was when I was working in the South, and I got a doctor's note excusing me from the dress code, but that's a different story altogether. Church has been interesting at times, but again, a short discussion explaining my reasons and a sligh ...


I heart you so much right now!!!
 
2013-02-27 04:14:16 PM  

Elegy: Whoops, almost forgot.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO BOOBS (NSFW)


I really want to add Yakety Sax to that gif.
 
2013-02-27 04:16:09 PM  

SueDisco: GalFriday: I had to start wearing a bra at 10. I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years). I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change. No children either. It is genetic for me. Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs. On both sides of the family, too.

You and I are in the same boat (almost exactly...which is weird).  Here is what you should do if you have a sweet ass rack (as long as you didn't have back problems from it):

A) Find a REALLY good sports bra
B) Look for clothes with some stretch so you don't look like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag up top (or find a tailor)
C) Develop a sense of humor about it

Voila.  C is crucial.


I agree with you 110%!  Especially about C.  I one had to get off of a roller coaster at Six Flags St. Louis because the bar that comes over your shoulder and hooks with a strap in between your legs, wouldn't fit over my boobs.  My friend was horrified.  I thought it was hilarious and announced it to everyone!!   I told everyone that Six Flags discriminated against large chests.  Actually, what I was said was that Six Flags hated big boobs!
/You had to be there, but it was really funny
 
2013-02-27 04:16:48 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
What a pair of great tits might look like.
 
2013-02-27 04:17:36 PM  

ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?


ugg.  at times it can be beyond annoying. Im not huge huge, but I am a little large then most and I dont for the life of me understand how some of the huge guys cope.
 
2013-02-27 04:20:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Elegy: Whoops, almost forgot.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO BOOBS (NSFW)

I really want to add Yakety Sax to that gif.


You, sir, get a star (NSFW) for a funny comment.
 
2013-02-27 04:22:29 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?


Big boobs are not aerodynamic (hydrodynamic?), so (although you are much less likely to drown and more likely to flip over onto you back) your swim times will suffer as you generally want your chest pressed down into the water and your booty and legs higher to be in more of a line.  Chubby gals are generally pretty good swimmers because everything floats making it easier to get through the water (constantly getting my ass handed to me by chubby gals in the pool).

/probably not a serious question, but there ya go anyway.
//oh, and real boobs will float when set loose
 
2013-02-27 04:23:37 PM  
They WERE fun, about 15-20 years ago. Now that I'm almost 46, they look hideous. A saggy, veiny, just plain sad. They were spectacular back in the day :(
 
2013-02-27 04:23:39 PM  
 
2013-02-27 04:24:06 PM  

RedT: They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?


Usually a blessing; once in a while, awkward as hell.
 
2013-02-27 04:24:57 PM  

RedT: constantly getting my ass handed to me by chubby gals in the pool


Does it fall off that often?
 
2013-02-27 04:25:51 PM  
I don't mean to sound insensitive, but you big-tittied ladies are being awful skimpy with the pictures.  I promise to continue to appreciate you for your wit, charm, and grace.  But huge breasts- those come with a public responsibility.

You have the power to change someone's day.  Uplift a fallen spirit.  Turn around depression.  Turn a frown upside down.  Maybe even save a life.  Please, won't you think of the children?
 
2013-02-27 04:26:01 PM  

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


SNORT, what 31? I would so very much like to see these wizened fun bags!
EIP;-)
 
2013-02-27 04:26:30 PM  

thecpt: ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?

depends on the undees, really.  Normally biking isn't a problem.  What is a problem are those shiatty "sitting" bikes they have at gyms.  After each revolution the mid thigh ones I own creep up with shorts.  You need gravity to do its job but if it can't bad things happen.

The only other problem is sitting at meetings without a table.  Dress pants gently ride up and before you know it, everyone knows which way you dress.


GranoblasticMan: SuperChuck: ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?

It's pretty instinctual to just do things so that doesn't happen. For most of us, the #1 goal is to keep mr happy safe and er... happy. Hence the obsession with boobs.

This. Although, I do occasionally accidentally sit on my balls. NOT FUN.


Those. Don't have a huge trouser snake, but I gots some pretty large nads. Every now and then I have to adjust things as I'm sitting down to make sure I don't sit on them and so that if I close my legs they don't get crunched. Boxers for me are a no go simply because mine don't seem to draw up like they should and they end up flopping around way too much, so gotta go with the boxer briefs.
 
2013-02-27 04:26:34 PM  
littlett's:
Has it ever!!!!

I sent you a email (if you still use that one)
 
2013-02-27 04:28:06 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?



Here is someone who could tell you. NSFW

I might have some more helpful examples.
 
2013-02-27 04:28:14 PM  

SueDisco: GalFriday: I had to start wearing a bra at 10. I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years). I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change. No children either. It is genetic for me. Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs. On both sides of the family, too.

You and I are in the same boat (almost exactly...which is weird).  Here is what you should do if you have a sweet ass rack (as long as you didn't have back problems from it):

A) Find a REALLY good sports bra
B) Look for clothes with some stretch so you don't look like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag up top (or find a tailor)
C) Develop a sense of humor about it

Voila.  C is crucial.


My goodness, you are very pretty!
 
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