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2013-02-27 03:09:04 PM
Do some ladies think that men just love giant boobies? Men love big boobies on average to slim women. Men usually dislike overweight women (double chin, flabby arms, rolly thighs, multi-sectored ass cheeks) even if they have big boobs. It's more about the overall aesthetic beauty of the lady, not simply the size of certain body parts. An A-cup woman can still have lots of suitors drooling over her as long as she has a very pretty face.
 
2013-02-27 03:09:36 PM

shortymac: Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup


I used to buy off the rack. Now I go to a plus size lingerie store. I get looks because I'm wee but those women are experts on proper cup size and fit. I've got 3 different cup sizes just due to the type of bra.
 
2013-02-27 03:09:47 PM

Snickony: "Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.


Don't feel bad. Small boobs are awesome too
 
2013-02-27 03:10:22 PM

KatjaMouse: TheShavingofOccam123: I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.

The equation is Bust size minus Band size = Cup size.


I understand charts and graphs better than equations...


www.cockeyed.com
 
2013-02-27 03:11:44 PM
Truly shape is more important than size.
 
2013-02-27 03:12:20 PM

sleeps in trees: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?


No, just on my shoulders.  I have tried every type of strap out there.  I will always have strap marks.
 
2013-02-27 03:13:02 PM

sleeps in trees: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?


YES, and I HATE them!
 
2013-02-27 03:13:05 PM

littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


We live in troubling times...
 
2013-02-27 03:13:50 PM

dopekitty74: I hate going braless. Everything RUBS the nipples! It's irritating.


The only time I'm without is when I'm done for the day.
 
2013-02-27 03:14:58 PM
Remember--:Looks are everything!
 
2013-02-27 03:14:58 PM

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


You sound fat. Like, really fat.
 
2013-02-27 03:15:07 PM
Big breasts look good on a woman in her 20s, but as she ages into her late 30s early 40s, not so much.  Gravity is a biatch.

/I'll take a perky set of A/B cups over a floppy set of DDs any day of the week.
 
2013-02-27 03:16:21 PM
I enjoy boobies of all sizes. BIE please?!

/EIP for any Farkettes
 
2013-02-27 03:17:12 PM

Dissociater: We live in troubling times...


Indeed.

Not so long ago they would tempt fate and line the threads with photos.  So far I think this thread has one photo total.
 
2013-02-27 03:18:22 PM

mafiageek1980: sleeps in trees: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?

YES, and I HATE them!


Well now I feel normal. Also if you have boobs and wear a baggy top everyone thinks your prego but if you wear a tight one it looks as if you are drawing attention to them. It's a lose lose.
 
2013-02-27 03:18:46 PM
littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!
 
2013-02-27 03:20:47 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]


Man, that is a sweet-ass car!
 
2013-02-27 03:21:02 PM
img2.timeinc.net

This is a sexy red head.

shame-full.com

These are huge boobs.

I'll let you guess which I think is more attractive.
 
2013-02-27 03:21:13 PM

unfarkingbelievable: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

You sound fat. Like, really fat.


Ummm, yeah. I posted a link to my picture. I am a fattie....In Recovery. Contrary to popular belief the boobies don't slim down NEARLY as fast as other parts do. So yeah, It's both Genetics (my paternal grandmother) AND not staying in shape/eating right that have caused this. So yeah, keep calling me fat. Big deal. When's the last time YOU got off the couch, cheeto-breath ;)
 
2013-02-27 03:21:19 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit


So what you want is, gay redheads with huge breasts?
 
2013-02-27 03:21:44 PM

littlett's: Dissociater: We live in troubling times...

Indeed.

Not so long ago they would tempt fate and line the threads with photos.  So far I think this thread has one photo total.


It's so discouraging.  I don't even feel the need to ask for BIE.  What is fark coming to?

Why, back in my day...
 
2013-02-27 03:23:18 PM
If a set of boobs is similar to a set of balls, the ladies must really enjoy taking off those restrictive bras at the end of the day.
Nothing says comfort to me quite like losing the ol' tightie-whities and letting the boys dangle in a loose-fitting pair of boxers.
What say thee, gals?
 
2013-02-27 03:24:05 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change

I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.


I feel your pain. Both sides of my family have women with huge ta-tas. Even during my bout with anorexia I had C cups.

/I swung both ways
//calm down, I mean from fatty to scrawny
///happily a size 12
 
2013-02-27 03:25:51 PM

Dissociater: Why, back in my day...


What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.
 
2013-02-27 03:26:02 PM

littlett's: Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


The last one was filled with female farkers claiming that there are absolutely no advantages to having large breasts. It was ridiculous.

/If you think being stacked is bad, you should try being rich, handsome, and hung like a horse
//It is a living hell
 
2013-02-27 03:27:07 PM

oldfarthenry: If a set of boobs is similar to a set of balls, the ladies must really enjoy taking off those restrictive bras at the end of the day.
Nothing says comfort to me quite like losing the ol' tightie-whities and letting the boys dangle in a loose-fitting pair of boxers.
What say thee, gals?




Get home, take of bra, scratch furiously, stick on old shirt that has been washed into submission aaaand done!
 
2013-02-27 03:27:07 PM

ciberido: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

So what you want is, gay redheads with huge breasts?


LoL : )
/Everyone has their preferences.
 
2013-02-27 03:27:22 PM

Snickony: "Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.


I beg to differ!  Tall and slim is just as pretty as busty.  I'm perfectly happy ogling both anyway.  *grins*
 
2013-02-27 03:28:22 PM

unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!


Gee, it's like this thread actually asks, in the exact words, 'what would it be like to have huge breasts?'

Well, getting dismissed as a sex object by the time we're 14, back pain, a bunch of dingleberries calling us attention whores if we mention the word 'bra', calling us attention whores if we mention not wearing bras, fark it, calling us attention whores if we mention we're women on the internet.... it's not a whole lot of fun, really, but keep farking that cheeto bag.
 
2013-02-27 03:28:39 PM
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Pretty fun actually. The cleavage starts to itch when you sweat under stage lights.
 
2013-02-27 03:30:27 PM

littlett's: Dissociater: Why, back in my day...

What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.


It was a more civilized age.  There were AWs you could REALLY count on.

Where have all the AWs gone?

I'll have a drink in their honour tonight.
 
2013-02-27 03:30:48 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

So what you want is, gay redheads with huge breasts?

LoL : )
/Everyone has their preferences.


I see what you did there...
 
2013-02-27 03:31:31 PM

littlett's: Dissociater: Why, back in my day...

What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.


well..., lead by example.
 
2013-02-27 03:31:45 PM
i.imgur.com Votes in the affirmative about big boobs.
 
2013-02-27 03:32:06 PM

sleeps in trees: oldfarthenry: If a set of boobs is similar to a set of balls, the ladies must really enjoy taking off those restrictive bras at the end of the day.
Nothing says comfort to me quite like losing the ol' tightie-whities and letting the boys dangle in a loose-fitting pair of boxers.
What say thee, gals?

Get home, take of bra, scratch furiously, stick on old shirt that has been washed into submission aaaand done!


THIS!
 
2013-02-27 03:33:01 PM

KatjaMouse: Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

How do you live? Seriously. How do you walk anywhere with those kinds of mams without it a) hurting, b) swaying like a pair of monkeys under your shirt? When was the last time you had a proper fitting because that might be a problem right there.


To address the other question first, no I don't have high beams going all the time. And with my nips, you could tell I was smuggling tic tacs even with bras, and I hated the padded ones. Underwires suck too. For guys, try imagining wearing jockstraps with metal cables digging into your scrotum, and maybe you'll understand why women shuck their bras the minute they get in the house.

Second question (related to first question in that. . . ): you get used to it. They hurt for about 24 hours when I stopped wearing the bra. I can jog, play volleyball, jumping jacks, you name it, doesn't hurt, but yes, the swaying can get a little distracting. Makes for fun on the dance floor though. If I'm worried about movement, I wear camisoles without shelf bras built in and exercise shirts under regular shirts. I also have covers (not sure what the technical name for them, but they're just little light sweater-type pieces of clothing), one of which I tie in the front so it kinda hides any nipple action and slightly suppresses movement, so I can be "modest" if I need to. The only time I've ever had a problem professionally was when I was working in the South, and I got a doctor's note excusing me from the dress code, but that's a different story altogether. Church has been interesting at times, but again, a short discussion explaining my reasons and a slight adjustment towards more modest dress and I'm good to go.

My last bra was a proper fitting. Bras can be quite comfortable when set up correctly; I didn't stop wearing them because they hurt. I stopped wearing them because a) at my size they are expensive to get done property ($70 a pop, and I'm nearly homeless now, so if bras weren't a priority before, they're definitely not now), b) all that jazz about sag is BS sold to you buy a multi-billion dollar clothing industry interested in keeping its customers, and I'm living proof of it, and c) I have no interest in reinforcing what is really a pedophilic standard--the idealized boob that you get from a bra is the boob of a 16-year old. I'd much rather folks see what real boobs are supposed to look like, and I don't mind taking the heat for it. I like my boobs, and there's nothing wrong with displaying them just the way they are. Also, when I have kids, I want them to enjoy the bodies they have, not the bodies society says they should have. To do that, you need to have examples of people just being who they are, aside from all the celebrities who spend hours on make up. I may not be the best example, but at least I'll be some voice to counteract all that nonsense on the television.
 
2013-02-27 03:33:46 PM

thecpt: well..., lead by example.


HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!
 
2013-02-27 03:34:59 PM

GalFriday: I had to start wearing a bra at 10. I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years). I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change. No children either. It is genetic for me. Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs. On both sides of the family, too.


You and I are in the same boat (almost exactly...which is weird).  Here is what you should do if you have a sweet ass rack (as long as you didn't have back problems from it):

A) Find a REALLY good sports bra
B) Look for clothes with some stretch so you don't look like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag up top (or find a tailor)
C) Develop a sense of humor about it

Voila.  C is crucial.
 
2013-02-27 03:36:53 PM
From going bra shopping with my roomate I can say it must be a pain in the ass. Takes her forever to find the right bra to cuddle her lady lumps. I wore one as a hat once she was not amused.
 
2013-02-27 03:37:13 PM

SueDisco: GalFriday: I had to start wearing a bra at 10. I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years). I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change. No children either. It is genetic for me. Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs. On both sides of the family, too.

You and I are in the same boat (almost exactly...which is weird).  Here is what you should do if you have a sweet ass rack (as long as you didn't have back problems from it):

A) Find a REALLY good sports bra
B) Look for clothes with some stretch so you don't look like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag up top (or find a tailor)
C) Develop a sense of humor about it

Voila.  C is crucial.


That's helped me, part C. I always joke that if I ever have bruises on my face that means I've been trying to do jumping jacks in a bad sports bra, LOL!
 
2013-02-27 03:38:59 PM
I couldn't say for sure, but I do know they look great all oiled up. NSFW
 
2013-02-27 03:39:27 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: . The only parameter I use to judge breasts is proximity. Nothing else matters.


That was AWESOME, well done!!!!
 
2013-02-27 03:39:52 PM
I love my wife's GG boobs.

her?  Not so much
 
2013-02-27 03:41:34 PM

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


Do I really have to quote Ron White? OK, then... "Once you've seen one woman nekkid.... you want to see all of 'em nekkid."
 
2013-02-27 03:42:26 PM

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


brawk brawk brawk...
 
2013-02-27 03:43:27 PM

unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!


Yup. Last large boobie thread I was in was shat all over by some woman with a complex that basically thought that simply because she couldn't see any benefits/upsides to her giant titties that absolutely every woman feels the exact same way and no woman has ever used her breasts as an asset or distraction because goddammit she herself hated having big titties and every woman with large breasts absolutely feels the same way.
 
2013-02-27 03:44:18 PM

DirkTheDaring: I couldn't say for sure, but I do know they look great all oiled up. NSFW


Holy crap, whatever event that is, I wanna go.
 
2013-02-27 03:44:29 PM
And I wish Id been born with huge glorious tits, go make lemonade son.

Hopefully not obscure.
 
2013-02-27 03:46:34 PM

lennavan: DirkTheDaring: I couldn't say for sure, but I do know they look great all oiled up. NSFW

Holy crap, whatever event that is, I wanna go.


I took thousands of pics. Send me an email.
 
2013-02-27 03:47:01 PM

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


I'm calling your bluff. ;)
 
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