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2013-02-27 02:40:43 PM
Just don't ask a woman who has them, for christ's sake.
 
2013-02-27 02:40:45 PM
Hmmm, let me ask her:

www.gracieopulanza.com
 
2013-02-27 02:40:51 PM
 
2013-02-27 02:41:20 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?


I think by the time they got to be that big, you would be fat enough that you would more closely resemble a fishing bobber anyway.

Or if they are bolt-ons, the saline should be denser than the pool water.
 
2013-02-27 02:41:21 PM
My wife's best friend has a huge rack, and loves showing it off. I think she keeps her facebook pics public for just that reason. I'd post, but knowing my luck it would all get back to my wife and I'd get my ass kicked.
 
2013-02-27 02:41:54 PM
Kind of like having melon balls.
 
2013-02-27 02:42:08 PM

ristst: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

Hmmm.....just saw a few recent shots of Heidi Klum and she wasn't looking too good.

And, we had a killer redhead thread a couple weeks back.  Man, it was *epic*.

But dude....lots worse to complain about than having to endure yet another juggie thread.


We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY. 3 weeks between redhead threads is like an eternity
 
2013-02-27 02:42:25 PM
Methinks the author is using a pen name....  Either that, or she's making one helluva debut.

/check the archives
//nada
 
2013-02-27 02:42:42 PM

QueenMamaBee: Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]

Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys


Gay guys get all the chicks. It's so unfair.
 
2013-02-27 02:43:27 PM
Phew thank god. It's been WAY too long since our last big boob thread.
 
2013-02-27 02:43:33 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change
 
2013-02-27 02:43:48 PM
They have a power all their own.

I find the South Park episode of "BeBe gets her Boobs" episode to be entirely accurate.

That being said, it can be annoying. Bras are ugly. Finding good ones is a pain in the ass. Tops never fit right. Sweater shopping is awful as most five me uni-boob.
 
2013-02-27 02:44:24 PM

HaywoodJablonski: ristst: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

Hmmm.....just saw a few recent shots of Heidi Klum and she wasn't looking too good.

And, we had a killer redhead thread a couple weeks back.  Man, it was *epic*.

But dude....lots worse to complain about than having to endure yet another juggie thread.

We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY. 3 weeks between redhead threads is like an eternity


Also, google "Heidi Klum Oscar party"
 
2013-02-27 02:44:38 PM

HaywoodJablonski: We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY.


What's your point?

\would vote for juggie thread each and every day.
 
2013-02-27 02:44:54 PM
I remember this author from his previous work

portablehomeland.files.wordpress.com

/I gotta go check the rat traps for cheese
 
2013-02-27 02:45:12 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: This man doesn't wonder.



/p.s. Go Devils!


Holy crap... Kev needs to get back on a diet, stat!

/avoid the grease blocking pills though, seriously, that was gross...
 
2013-02-27 02:46:19 PM

SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]

Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys

Gay guys get all the chicks. It's so unfair.


Well, it helps if you want to feel up Scarlet Johansson.
 
2013-02-27 02:47:04 PM
thecrat.com  obl
 
2013-02-27 02:47:26 PM
is this a BIE thread?

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 02:49:18 PM

mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change


I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.
 
2013-02-27 02:49:33 PM

ristst: HaywoodJablonski: We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY.

What's your point?

\would vote for juggie thread each and every day.


I myself would prefer some variation on the theme...perhaps a daily thread based on cup size. The only parameter I use to judge breasts is proximity. Nothing else matters.
 
2013-02-27 02:49:40 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]

Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys

Gay guys get all the chicks. It's so unfair.

Well, it helps if you want to feel up Scarlet Johansson.


I do. But I don't want to be gay. It's all very confusing.
 
2013-02-27 02:51:04 PM

bedtundy: knows what it's like...

[www.bloguinsports.com image 300x350]


Nice!  My friends and I have always called him Tits Mickelson.
 
2013-02-27 02:51:45 PM
Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

Now, if everyone else would get over their fascination with my boobs, I'd be a lot happier. Why people think my boobs have to be put on display for their enjoyment, I'll never know.
 
2013-02-27 02:51:46 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Well, it helps if you want to feel up Scarlet Johansson.


funny you should ask, place hands on screen and 3 2 1
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 02:52:14 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I myself would prefer some variation on the theme...perhaps a daily thread based on cup size.


Not all D cups are equal though.  Band size has a great impact on just how big a D cup breast is.
 
2013-02-27 02:53:31 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


I'm lucky to come from a family of wide framed women. Despite my own going from DD to DDD depend on the hormone flux I'm not even the biggest chest in the family. However, when talking about it, no one seems to be in pain about it. The only drawback is having to get more expensive bras or go out of your way to find them. My sister can't even buy most American brands. Hell, she can't even buy a dress off the rack.
 
2013-02-27 02:55:18 PM

Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

Now, if everyone else would get over their fascination with my boobs, I'd be a lot happier. Why people think my boobs have to be put on display for their enjoyment, I'll never know.


I really wonder why.  Not like you probably don't have your high beams going all the time.
 
2013-02-27 02:55:53 PM

Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.


How do you live? Seriously. How do you walk anywhere with those kinds of mams without it a) hurting, b) swaying like a pair of monkeys under your shirt? When was the last time you had a proper fitting because that might be a problem right there.
 
2013-02-27 02:56:23 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]


ROTFL...
 
2013-02-27 02:56:30 PM

littlett's: TheShavingofOccam123: I myself would prefer some variation on the theme...perhaps a daily thread based on cup size.

Not all D cups are equal though.  Band size has a great impact on just how big a D cup breast is.


I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.
 
2013-02-27 02:57:19 PM
"Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.
 
2013-02-27 02:58:10 PM

Pick: Really, a nicely shaped B or C cup is quite sexy. Why would anyone want more than that?


The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start
 
2013-02-27 02:59:49 PM
 
2013-02-27 02:59:50 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.


The equation is Bust size minus Band size = Cup size.
 
2013-02-27 03:00:27 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change

I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.


I don't know about my biological father's family, but my Granny, mother and aunt all had big'uns, as do I and my 5 female cousins from that branch. My daughters get it from both sides, my ex's mum and sis had big boobs too.
 
2013-02-27 03:00:35 PM
www.thestranger.comJ u n g y e o n R o h
So this is titty milk right? I hope? Because Jungyeon Roh has completely failed drool school.
 
2013-02-27 03:00:49 PM

KatjaMouse: Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

How do you live? Seriously. How do you walk anywhere with those kinds of mams without it a) hurting, b) swaying like a pair of monkeys under your shirt? When was the last time you had a proper fitting because that might be a problem right there.


I am in agreement.  A proper fitting would do wonders for you.  Breasts are held in place by ligaments, if not properly supported, breasts will sag.
 
2013-02-27 03:01:03 PM

KatjaMouse: Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

How do you live? Seriously. How do you walk anywhere with those kinds of mams without it a) hurting, b) swaying like a pair of monkeys under your shirt? When was the last time you had a proper fitting because that might be a problem right there.


Probly tucks em in her back pocket after so long with no support.
 
2013-02-27 03:01:35 PM
BIE!!!!
EIP!!!!
 
2013-02-27 03:01:37 PM
Most women don't wonder this on a daily basis. We ponder it once and then either do something about it or don't do anything at all and are just fine with what we got.
 
2013-02-27 03:02:28 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?
 
2013-02-27 03:02:35 PM
small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.
 
2013-02-27 03:02:55 PM
Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup
 
2013-02-27 03:05:33 PM

littlett's: Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

Now, if everyone else would get over their fascination with my boobs, I'd be a lot happier. Why people think my boobs have to be put on display for their enjoyment, I'll never know.

I really wonder why.  Not like you probably don't have your high beams going all the time.


I hate going braless. Everything RUBS the nipples! It's irritating.
 
2013-02-27 03:05:46 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change

I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.


YIPES, both sides!

I got mine from only one side of the family. You poor thing
 
2013-02-27 03:06:11 PM
I must be some kind of freak. 38D, but I don't have straps that dig or back problems.

I hate underwire though. Give me a nice, unwired, unpadded bra any day.
 
2013-02-27 03:06:27 PM

abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.


Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?
 
2013-02-27 03:07:16 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
Hugh breasts (titties/boobs/chesticles/tatas/fun-bags/humper-bumpers/etc.)
 
2013-02-27 03:08:34 PM

Snickony: "Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.



Big deal.  I'm above 6 feet and I didn't get tits until I was over 40.
 
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