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2013-02-27 02:17:52 PM
Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).
 
2013-02-27 02:20:37 PM
I ask my wife that once a day and then motorboat her.
 
2013-02-27 02:21:50 PM
it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup
 
2013-02-27 02:21:50 PM

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


I'd never leave the house my bunk
 
2013-02-27 02:23:07 PM
Been there, done that, stretched alot of Tshirts
 
2013-02-27 02:23:18 PM

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Pics of GTO
 
2013-02-27 02:23:19 PM
FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

imgs.xkcd.com
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack
 
2013-02-27 02:23:43 PM
BIE?

EIP?

/will reciprocate... you show me yours I'll show you mine
 
2013-02-27 02:24:27 PM

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


Having one to borrow and play with from time to time is pretty nice.
 
2013-02-27 02:25:09 PM
I can honestly say that I have never thought about what it would be like to have huge breasts.

/Of course, I'm gay
//But why would a hetero guy be thinking, "I would look great with huge knockers?"
///Pretty sure that means he isn't really hetero...
 
2013-02-27 02:25:42 PM

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Nothing has ever disappointed more farkers than a look at your profile
 
2013-02-27 02:26:10 PM
She doesn't worry about a sweet rack...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:26:25 PM
I would totally and completely try to motorboat you shirley.  I know I can at least try for you.

m3.licdn.com
 
2013-02-27 02:27:07 PM
What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?
 
2013-02-27 02:27:23 PM
Step 1: eat far too much, especially junk food
Step 2: avoid exercise

Male or female, after only a few weeks or months you'll have huge breasts and you'll find out for yourself what it's like.
 
2013-02-27 02:27:46 PM

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


Speak for yourself buddy.  I'd love to have some huge breasts right now.

i105.photobucket.com
Or wings, drumsticks, thighs, whatever.  I'm not picky.
 
2013-02-27 02:28:14 PM
First, before we get a thread full of comments about how awful it is to be cursed with your 42DDDDDDs or whatever, let's draw the necessary distinction between "big tits" and "fat girl tits."  If you have DDs and wear a size 8 or something, then yes, you have huge jugs, and you have standing to comment about what a blessing or curse it might be.  If you have DDs and wear a size 28, you simply have jugs proportional to your size.  There's a difference.
 
2013-02-27 02:28:39 PM

alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 02:28:39 PM
Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit
 
2013-02-27 02:28:54 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
I think she has a lot going for her, and her rack seems just fine. Some guys are ass and leg men.
 
2013-02-27 02:28:57 PM

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of mouse buttons suddenly clicked out in anticipation and were suddenly dissapointed.
 
2013-02-27 02:29:43 PM
Try being into bodybuilding. It's not much different. I get stared at a lot. I'm an average looking guy except for the muscles. You get stared at by guys, and I'm not always sure why, and you get stared at by women. For some reason, a lot of women keep looking at my pecs when they're talking to me. It's a weird and creepy feeling. You want to say "HEY. My eye's are up HERE".
 
2013-02-27 02:30:12 PM
Every girl I have dated with big boobs wished she had smaller boobs because they were annoying as fark to lug around, made sports a pain in the ass, gave them back problems and were tired of guys staring at their boobs.

Every girl I dated with small boobs wished she had bigger boobs because they wanted more attention from guys, wanted to look/feel sexier in dresses and lingerie and just feel more feminine overall.

Seriously women, your problem isn't with your boobs, it's in your head.  If you don't like them, that's fine.  But keep it to yourself and let me enjoy them, k?  Thanks.
 
2013-02-27 02:30:32 PM

gwenners: FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack



i.ebayimg.com

Hee-Haw!
 
2013-02-27 02:31:20 PM
I always get to these things late, so I'm just gonna leave this here, just in case.

/BIE?
//EIP!
 
2013-02-27 02:31:35 PM
This thread could be so epic, yet it fails without pics.
 
2013-02-27 02:31:52 PM
This man doesn't wonder.

upload.wikimedia.org

/p.s. Go Devils!
 
2013-02-27 02:32:03 PM

Cyberluddite: First, before we get a thread full of comments about how awful it is to be cursed with your 42DDDDDDs or whatever, let's draw the necessary distinction between "big tits" and "fat girl tits."  If you have DDs and wear a size 8 or something, then yes, you have huge jugs, and you have standing to comment about what a blessing or curse it might be.  If you have DDs and wear a size 28, you simply have jugs proportional to your size.  There's a difference.


Do fat women complain about the size of their  breasts?

/and why does Fark add a space if you italicize a word?
 
2013-02-27 02:32:14 PM

alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO


No can do, I'm at work.

But, since you want to see a pic of ME, here ya go:

http://www.mywesttexas.com/life/celebrations/engagements/article_24ac d fba-0ccf-5c72-b6ee-7dbd941a9fc5.html">http://www.mywesttexas.com/life /celebrations/engagements/article_24acd fba-0ccf-5c72-b6ee-7dbd941a9fc5.html
 
2013-02-27 02:32:27 PM

gwenners: Sweet Ass-Rack


I only own one ass, which does not necessitate an ass-rack
 
2013-02-27 02:33:59 PM
I like that TFA went out of the way to use every euphemism for big tits she could think of.  I was particularly impressed by bazooms, jiggle-cannons, and pectoral protrusions.  +1 to the author.

/TTIUWOP
 
2013-02-27 02:34:04 PM

stuhayes2010: This thread could be so epic, yet it fails without pics.


Indeed
 
2013-02-27 02:34:18 PM
There is such a thing as too big.
 
2013-02-27 02:34:29 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]


Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys
 
2013-02-27 02:35:56 PM
knows what it's like...

www.bloguinsports.com
 
2013-02-27 02:36:07 PM
Really, a nicely shaped B or C cup is quite sexy. Why would anyone want more than that?
 
2013-02-27 02:36:40 PM
Wife already has breasts that most companies can't measure correctly. She wants a breast reduction due to them impacting her back.

So no, I don't want to know what it would be like.
 
2013-02-27 02:36:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-27 02:36:52 PM

SuperChuck: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Nothing has ever disappointed more farkers than a look at your profile


Yes, because my 1 goal in life is to IMPRESS people after all ya know
 
2013-02-27 02:36:55 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: BIE?

EIP?

/will reciprocate... you show me yours I'll show you mine


Yours is going to be a picture of an autographed picture of Adrian Peterson isn't it?
 
2013-02-27 02:37:27 PM

Pick: Really, a nicely shaped B or C cup is quite sexy. Why would anyone want more than that?


Who needs more than a handful?
 
2013-02-27 02:37:36 PM

gwenners: FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack


Better an ass rack than an ass shelf

www.curbsideclassic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:37:53 PM

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of mouse buttons suddenly clicked out in anticipation and were suddenly dissapointed.


Muahhahahahahahaha! GOOD! My evil plan has worked ;)
 
2013-02-27 02:38:03 PM

QueenMamaBee: //I enjoy being motorboated, actually.


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-02-27 02:38:10 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit


Hmmm.....just saw a few recent shots of Heidi Klum and she wasn't looking too good.

And, we had a killer redhead thread a couple weeks back.  Man, it was *epic*.

But dude....lots worse to complain about than having to endure yet another juggie thread.
 
2013-02-27 02:38:41 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?


Depends on how much control your bathing suit has over them. If you're treading water, they're a definite asset though :)
 
2013-02-27 02:39:09 PM
Here you go.
http://www.bustygirlcomics.com/
Now you know,
 
2013-02-27 02:39:23 PM

dopekitty74: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?

Depends on how much control your bathing suit has over them. If you're treading water, they're a definite asset though :)


Yep. Couldn't have said it better myself
 
2013-02-27 02:39:46 PM

buckeyebrain: QueenMamaBee: //I enjoy being motorboated, actually.

How YOU doin'?


I'm good baby, how YOU doin? ;)
 
2013-02-27 02:40:31 PM

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.
 
2013-02-27 02:40:43 PM
Just don't ask a woman who has them, for christ's sake.
 
2013-02-27 02:40:45 PM
Hmmm, let me ask her:

www.gracieopulanza.com
 
2013-02-27 02:40:51 PM
 
2013-02-27 02:41:20 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?


I think by the time they got to be that big, you would be fat enough that you would more closely resemble a fishing bobber anyway.

Or if they are bolt-ons, the saline should be denser than the pool water.
 
2013-02-27 02:41:21 PM
My wife's best friend has a huge rack, and loves showing it off. I think she keeps her facebook pics public for just that reason. I'd post, but knowing my luck it would all get back to my wife and I'd get my ass kicked.
 
2013-02-27 02:41:54 PM
Kind of like having melon balls.
 
2013-02-27 02:42:08 PM

ristst: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

Hmmm.....just saw a few recent shots of Heidi Klum and she wasn't looking too good.

And, we had a killer redhead thread a couple weeks back.  Man, it was *epic*.

But dude....lots worse to complain about than having to endure yet another juggie thread.


We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY. 3 weeks between redhead threads is like an eternity
 
2013-02-27 02:42:25 PM
Methinks the author is using a pen name....  Either that, or she's making one helluva debut.

/check the archives
//nada
 
2013-02-27 02:42:42 PM

QueenMamaBee: Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]

Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys


Gay guys get all the chicks. It's so unfair.
 
2013-02-27 02:43:27 PM
Phew thank god. It's been WAY too long since our last big boob thread.
 
2013-02-27 02:43:33 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change
 
2013-02-27 02:43:48 PM
They have a power all their own.

I find the South Park episode of "BeBe gets her Boobs" episode to be entirely accurate.

That being said, it can be annoying. Bras are ugly. Finding good ones is a pain in the ass. Tops never fit right. Sweater shopping is awful as most five me uni-boob.
 
2013-02-27 02:44:24 PM

HaywoodJablonski: ristst: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

Hmmm.....just saw a few recent shots of Heidi Klum and she wasn't looking too good.

And, we had a killer redhead thread a couple weeks back.  Man, it was *epic*.

But dude....lots worse to complain about than having to endure yet another juggie thread.

We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY. 3 weeks between redhead threads is like an eternity


Also, google "Heidi Klum Oscar party"
 
2013-02-27 02:44:38 PM

HaywoodJablonski: We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY.


What's your point?

\would vote for juggie thread each and every day.
 
2013-02-27 02:44:54 PM
I remember this author from his previous work

portablehomeland.files.wordpress.com

/I gotta go check the rat traps for cheese
 
2013-02-27 02:45:12 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: This man doesn't wonder.



/p.s. Go Devils!


Holy crap... Kev needs to get back on a diet, stat!

/avoid the grease blocking pills though, seriously, that was gross...
 
2013-02-27 02:46:19 PM

SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]

Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys

Gay guys get all the chicks. It's so unfair.


Well, it helps if you want to feel up Scarlet Johansson.
 
2013-02-27 02:47:04 PM
thecrat.com  obl
 
2013-02-27 02:47:26 PM
is this a BIE thread?

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 02:49:18 PM

mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change


I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.
 
2013-02-27 02:49:33 PM

ristst: HaywoodJablonski: We had a huge jugs thread YESTERDAY.

What's your point?

\would vote for juggie thread each and every day.


I myself would prefer some variation on the theme...perhaps a daily thread based on cup size. The only parameter I use to judge breasts is proximity. Nothing else matters.
 
2013-02-27 02:49:40 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: SuperChuck: QueenMamaBee: Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]

Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys

Gay guys get all the chicks. It's so unfair.

Well, it helps if you want to feel up Scarlet Johansson.


I do. But I don't want to be gay. It's all very confusing.
 
2013-02-27 02:51:04 PM

bedtundy: knows what it's like...

[www.bloguinsports.com image 300x350]


Nice!  My friends and I have always called him Tits Mickelson.
 
2013-02-27 02:51:45 PM
Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

Now, if everyone else would get over their fascination with my boobs, I'd be a lot happier. Why people think my boobs have to be put on display for their enjoyment, I'll never know.
 
2013-02-27 02:51:46 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: Well, it helps if you want to feel up Scarlet Johansson.


funny you should ask, place hands on screen and 3 2 1
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 02:52:14 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I myself would prefer some variation on the theme...perhaps a daily thread based on cup size.


Not all D cups are equal though.  Band size has a great impact on just how big a D cup breast is.
 
2013-02-27 02:53:31 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


I'm lucky to come from a family of wide framed women. Despite my own going from DD to DDD depend on the hormone flux I'm not even the biggest chest in the family. However, when talking about it, no one seems to be in pain about it. The only drawback is having to get more expensive bras or go out of your way to find them. My sister can't even buy most American brands. Hell, she can't even buy a dress off the rack.
 
2013-02-27 02:55:18 PM

Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

Now, if everyone else would get over their fascination with my boobs, I'd be a lot happier. Why people think my boobs have to be put on display for their enjoyment, I'll never know.


I really wonder why.  Not like you probably don't have your high beams going all the time.
 
2013-02-27 02:55:53 PM

Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.


How do you live? Seriously. How do you walk anywhere with those kinds of mams without it a) hurting, b) swaying like a pair of monkeys under your shirt? When was the last time you had a proper fitting because that might be a problem right there.
 
2013-02-27 02:56:23 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]


ROTFL...
 
2013-02-27 02:56:30 PM

littlett's: TheShavingofOccam123: I myself would prefer some variation on the theme...perhaps a daily thread based on cup size.

Not all D cups are equal though.  Band size has a great impact on just how big a D cup breast is.


I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.
 
2013-02-27 02:57:19 PM
"Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.
 
2013-02-27 02:58:10 PM

Pick: Really, a nicely shaped B or C cup is quite sexy. Why would anyone want more than that?


The world is not enough, but it is such a perfect place to start
 
2013-02-27 02:59:49 PM
 
2013-02-27 02:59:50 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.


The equation is Bust size minus Band size = Cup size.
 
2013-02-27 03:00:27 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change

I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.


I don't know about my biological father's family, but my Granny, mother and aunt all had big'uns, as do I and my 5 female cousins from that branch. My daughters get it from both sides, my ex's mum and sis had big boobs too.
 
2013-02-27 03:00:35 PM
www.thestranger.comJ u n g y e o n R o h
So this is titty milk right? I hope? Because Jungyeon Roh has completely failed drool school.
 
2013-02-27 03:00:49 PM

KatjaMouse: Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

How do you live? Seriously. How do you walk anywhere with those kinds of mams without it a) hurting, b) swaying like a pair of monkeys under your shirt? When was the last time you had a proper fitting because that might be a problem right there.


I am in agreement.  A proper fitting would do wonders for you.  Breasts are held in place by ligaments, if not properly supported, breasts will sag.
 
2013-02-27 03:01:03 PM

KatjaMouse: Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

How do you live? Seriously. How do you walk anywhere with those kinds of mams without it a) hurting, b) swaying like a pair of monkeys under your shirt? When was the last time you had a proper fitting because that might be a problem right there.


Probly tucks em in her back pocket after so long with no support.
 
2013-02-27 03:01:35 PM
BIE!!!!
EIP!!!!
 
2013-02-27 03:01:37 PM
Most women don't wonder this on a daily basis. We ponder it once and then either do something about it or don't do anything at all and are just fine with what we got.
 
2013-02-27 03:02:28 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?
 
2013-02-27 03:02:35 PM
small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.
 
2013-02-27 03:02:55 PM
Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup
 
2013-02-27 03:05:33 PM

littlett's: Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

Now, if everyone else would get over their fascination with my boobs, I'd be a lot happier. Why people think my boobs have to be put on display for their enjoyment, I'll never know.

I really wonder why.  Not like you probably don't have your high beams going all the time.


I hate going braless. Everything RUBS the nipples! It's irritating.
 
2013-02-27 03:05:46 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change

I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.


YIPES, both sides!

I got mine from only one side of the family. You poor thing
 
2013-02-27 03:06:11 PM
I must be some kind of freak. 38D, but I don't have straps that dig or back problems.

I hate underwire though. Give me a nice, unwired, unpadded bra any day.
 
2013-02-27 03:06:27 PM

abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.


Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?
 
2013-02-27 03:07:16 PM
i1151.photobucket.com
Hugh breasts (titties/boobs/chesticles/tatas/fun-bags/humper-bumpers/etc.)
 
2013-02-27 03:08:34 PM

Snickony: "Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.



Big deal.  I'm above 6 feet and I didn't get tits until I was over 40.
 
2013-02-27 03:09:04 PM
Do some ladies think that men just love giant boobies? Men love big boobies on average to slim women. Men usually dislike overweight women (double chin, flabby arms, rolly thighs, multi-sectored ass cheeks) even if they have big boobs. It's more about the overall aesthetic beauty of the lady, not simply the size of certain body parts. An A-cup woman can still have lots of suitors drooling over her as long as she has a very pretty face.
 
2013-02-27 03:09:36 PM

shortymac: Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup


I used to buy off the rack. Now I go to a plus size lingerie store. I get looks because I'm wee but those women are experts on proper cup size and fit. I've got 3 different cup sizes just due to the type of bra.
 
2013-02-27 03:09:47 PM

Snickony: "Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.


Don't feel bad. Small boobs are awesome too
 
2013-02-27 03:10:22 PM

KatjaMouse: TheShavingofOccam123: I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.

The equation is Bust size minus Band size = Cup size.


I understand charts and graphs better than equations...


www.cockeyed.com
 
2013-02-27 03:11:44 PM
Truly shape is more important than size.
 
2013-02-27 03:12:20 PM

sleeps in trees: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?


No, just on my shoulders.  I have tried every type of strap out there.  I will always have strap marks.
 
2013-02-27 03:13:02 PM

sleeps in trees: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?


YES, and I HATE them!
 
2013-02-27 03:13:05 PM

littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


We live in troubling times...
 
2013-02-27 03:13:50 PM

dopekitty74: I hate going braless. Everything RUBS the nipples! It's irritating.


The only time I'm without is when I'm done for the day.
 
2013-02-27 03:14:58 PM
Remember--:Looks are everything!
 
2013-02-27 03:14:58 PM

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


You sound fat. Like, really fat.
 
2013-02-27 03:15:07 PM
Big breasts look good on a woman in her 20s, but as she ages into her late 30s early 40s, not so much.  Gravity is a biatch.

/I'll take a perky set of A/B cups over a floppy set of DDs any day of the week.
 
2013-02-27 03:16:21 PM
I enjoy boobies of all sizes. BIE please?!

/EIP for any Farkettes
 
2013-02-27 03:17:12 PM

Dissociater: We live in troubling times...


Indeed.

Not so long ago they would tempt fate and line the threads with photos.  So far I think this thread has one photo total.
 
2013-02-27 03:18:22 PM

mafiageek1980: sleeps in trees: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

Do you have strap marks under your boobs also, serious question?

YES, and I HATE them!


Well now I feel normal. Also if you have boobs and wear a baggy top everyone thinks your prego but if you wear a tight one it looks as if you are drawing attention to them. It's a lose lose.
 
2013-02-27 03:18:46 PM
littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!
 
2013-02-27 03:20:47 PM

Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]


Man, that is a sweet-ass car!
 
2013-02-27 03:21:02 PM
img2.timeinc.net

This is a sexy red head.

shame-full.com

These are huge boobs.

I'll let you guess which I think is more attractive.
 
2013-02-27 03:21:13 PM

unfarkingbelievable: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

You sound fat. Like, really fat.


Ummm, yeah. I posted a link to my picture. I am a fattie....In Recovery. Contrary to popular belief the boobies don't slim down NEARLY as fast as other parts do. So yeah, It's both Genetics (my paternal grandmother) AND not staying in shape/eating right that have caused this. So yeah, keep calling me fat. Big deal. When's the last time YOU got off the couch, cheeto-breath ;)
 
2013-02-27 03:21:19 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit


So what you want is, gay redheads with huge breasts?
 
2013-02-27 03:21:44 PM

littlett's: Dissociater: We live in troubling times...

Indeed.

Not so long ago they would tempt fate and line the threads with photos.  So far I think this thread has one photo total.


It's so discouraging.  I don't even feel the need to ask for BIE.  What is fark coming to?

Why, back in my day...
 
2013-02-27 03:23:18 PM
If a set of boobs is similar to a set of balls, the ladies must really enjoy taking off those restrictive bras at the end of the day.
Nothing says comfort to me quite like losing the ol' tightie-whities and letting the boys dangle in a loose-fitting pair of boxers.
What say thee, gals?
 
2013-02-27 03:24:05 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.

YES! You feel my pain! HUGS!

I've lost over 20 lb and yet they havent gone away!

/fatty in recovery, but chest hasn't caught on to that change

I had to start wearing a bra at 10.  I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years).  I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change.  No children either.  It is genetic for me.  Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs.  On both sides of the family, too.


I feel your pain. Both sides of my family have women with huge ta-tas. Even during my bout with anorexia I had C cups.

/I swung both ways
//calm down, I mean from fatty to scrawny
///happily a size 12
 
2013-02-27 03:25:51 PM

Dissociater: Why, back in my day...


What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.
 
2013-02-27 03:26:02 PM

littlett's: Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


The last one was filled with female farkers claiming that there are absolutely no advantages to having large breasts. It was ridiculous.

/If you think being stacked is bad, you should try being rich, handsome, and hung like a horse
//It is a living hell
 
2013-02-27 03:27:07 PM

oldfarthenry: If a set of boobs is similar to a set of balls, the ladies must really enjoy taking off those restrictive bras at the end of the day.
Nothing says comfort to me quite like losing the ol' tightie-whities and letting the boys dangle in a loose-fitting pair of boxers.
What say thee, gals?




Get home, take of bra, scratch furiously, stick on old shirt that has been washed into submission aaaand done!
 
2013-02-27 03:27:07 PM

ciberido: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

So what you want is, gay redheads with huge breasts?


LoL : )
/Everyone has their preferences.
 
2013-02-27 03:27:22 PM

Snickony: "Boo hoo! My titties are TOO BIG."

Pssshhh. I didn't get tits until I was 21- talk about an awkward time in high school / college - and even now I could jump on a trampoline for hours with no bra and be just fine and dandy.

It takes duct tape to create cleavage here! And on an almost 6' frame, it's really not pretty.


I beg to differ!  Tall and slim is just as pretty as busty.  I'm perfectly happy ogling both anyway.  *grins*
 
2013-02-27 03:28:22 PM

unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!


Gee, it's like this thread actually asks, in the exact words, 'what would it be like to have huge breasts?'

Well, getting dismissed as a sex object by the time we're 14, back pain, a bunch of dingleberries calling us attention whores if we mention the word 'bra', calling us attention whores if we mention not wearing bras, fark it, calling us attention whores if we mention we're women on the internet.... it's not a whole lot of fun, really, but keep farking that cheeto bag.
 
2013-02-27 03:28:39 PM
sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net

Pretty fun actually. The cleavage starts to itch when you sweat under stage lights.
 
2013-02-27 03:30:27 PM

littlett's: Dissociater: Why, back in my day...

What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.


It was a more civilized age.  There were AWs you could REALLY count on.

Where have all the AWs gone?

I'll have a drink in their honour tonight.
 
2013-02-27 03:30:48 PM

tinfoil-hat maggie: ciberido: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

So what you want is, gay redheads with huge breasts?

LoL : )
/Everyone has their preferences.


I see what you did there...
 
2013-02-27 03:31:31 PM

littlett's: Dissociater: Why, back in my day...

What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.


well..., lead by example.
 
2013-02-27 03:31:45 PM
i.imgur.com Votes in the affirmative about big boobs.
 
2013-02-27 03:32:06 PM

sleeps in trees: oldfarthenry: If a set of boobs is similar to a set of balls, the ladies must really enjoy taking off those restrictive bras at the end of the day.
Nothing says comfort to me quite like losing the ol' tightie-whities and letting the boys dangle in a loose-fitting pair of boxers.
What say thee, gals?

Get home, take of bra, scratch furiously, stick on old shirt that has been washed into submission aaaand done!


THIS!
 
2013-02-27 03:33:01 PM

KatjaMouse: Peki: Love mine (not sure on cup size, as I don't wear a bra--the last one had E cups, for reference but I think I'm smaller now). I used to think I'd get a reduction, but since going braless they've stayed put very well. Haven't had a kid yet, and I know I'll get bigger, so should be fun. Still don't think I'll go under the knife though; I like my tits just the way they are.

How do you live? Seriously. How do you walk anywhere with those kinds of mams without it a) hurting, b) swaying like a pair of monkeys under your shirt? When was the last time you had a proper fitting because that might be a problem right there.


To address the other question first, no I don't have high beams going all the time. And with my nips, you could tell I was smuggling tic tacs even with bras, and I hated the padded ones. Underwires suck too. For guys, try imagining wearing jockstraps with metal cables digging into your scrotum, and maybe you'll understand why women shuck their bras the minute they get in the house.

Second question (related to first question in that. . . ): you get used to it. They hurt for about 24 hours when I stopped wearing the bra. I can jog, play volleyball, jumping jacks, you name it, doesn't hurt, but yes, the swaying can get a little distracting. Makes for fun on the dance floor though. If I'm worried about movement, I wear camisoles without shelf bras built in and exercise shirts under regular shirts. I also have covers (not sure what the technical name for them, but they're just little light sweater-type pieces of clothing), one of which I tie in the front so it kinda hides any nipple action and slightly suppresses movement, so I can be "modest" if I need to. The only time I've ever had a problem professionally was when I was working in the South, and I got a doctor's note excusing me from the dress code, but that's a different story altogether. Church has been interesting at times, but again, a short discussion explaining my reasons and a slight adjustment towards more modest dress and I'm good to go.

My last bra was a proper fitting. Bras can be quite comfortable when set up correctly; I didn't stop wearing them because they hurt. I stopped wearing them because a) at my size they are expensive to get done property ($70 a pop, and I'm nearly homeless now, so if bras weren't a priority before, they're definitely not now), b) all that jazz about sag is BS sold to you buy a multi-billion dollar clothing industry interested in keeping its customers, and I'm living proof of it, and c) I have no interest in reinforcing what is really a pedophilic standard--the idealized boob that you get from a bra is the boob of a 16-year old. I'd much rather folks see what real boobs are supposed to look like, and I don't mind taking the heat for it. I like my boobs, and there's nothing wrong with displaying them just the way they are. Also, when I have kids, I want them to enjoy the bodies they have, not the bodies society says they should have. To do that, you need to have examples of people just being who they are, aside from all the celebrities who spend hours on make up. I may not be the best example, but at least I'll be some voice to counteract all that nonsense on the television.
 
2013-02-27 03:33:46 PM

thecpt: well..., lead by example.


HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!
 
2013-02-27 03:34:59 PM

GalFriday: I had to start wearing a bra at 10. I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years). I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change. No children either. It is genetic for me. Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs. On both sides of the family, too.


You and I are in the same boat (almost exactly...which is weird).  Here is what you should do if you have a sweet ass rack (as long as you didn't have back problems from it):

A) Find a REALLY good sports bra
B) Look for clothes with some stretch so you don't look like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag up top (or find a tailor)
C) Develop a sense of humor about it

Voila.  C is crucial.
 
2013-02-27 03:36:53 PM
From going bra shopping with my roomate I can say it must be a pain in the ass. Takes her forever to find the right bra to cuddle her lady lumps. I wore one as a hat once she was not amused.
 
2013-02-27 03:37:13 PM

SueDisco: GalFriday: I had to start wearing a bra at 10. I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years). I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change. No children either. It is genetic for me. Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs. On both sides of the family, too.

You and I are in the same boat (almost exactly...which is weird).  Here is what you should do if you have a sweet ass rack (as long as you didn't have back problems from it):

A) Find a REALLY good sports bra
B) Look for clothes with some stretch so you don't look like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag up top (or find a tailor)
C) Develop a sense of humor about it

Voila.  C is crucial.


That's helped me, part C. I always joke that if I ever have bruises on my face that means I've been trying to do jumping jacks in a bad sports bra, LOL!
 
2013-02-27 03:38:59 PM
I couldn't say for sure, but I do know they look great all oiled up. NSFW
 
2013-02-27 03:39:27 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: . The only parameter I use to judge breasts is proximity. Nothing else matters.


That was AWESOME, well done!!!!
 
2013-02-27 03:39:52 PM
I love my wife's GG boobs.

her?  Not so much
 
2013-02-27 03:41:34 PM

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


Do I really have to quote Ron White? OK, then... "Once you've seen one woman nekkid.... you want to see all of 'em nekkid."
 
2013-02-27 03:42:26 PM

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


brawk brawk brawk...
 
2013-02-27 03:43:27 PM

unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!


Yup. Last large boobie thread I was in was shat all over by some woman with a complex that basically thought that simply because she couldn't see any benefits/upsides to her giant titties that absolutely every woman feels the exact same way and no woman has ever used her breasts as an asset or distraction because goddammit she herself hated having big titties and every woman with large breasts absolutely feels the same way.
 
2013-02-27 03:44:18 PM

DirkTheDaring: I couldn't say for sure, but I do know they look great all oiled up. NSFW


Holy crap, whatever event that is, I wanna go.
 
2013-02-27 03:44:29 PM
And I wish Id been born with huge glorious tits, go make lemonade son.

Hopefully not obscure.
 
2013-02-27 03:46:34 PM

lennavan: DirkTheDaring: I couldn't say for sure, but I do know they look great all oiled up. NSFW

Holy crap, whatever event that is, I wanna go.


I took thousands of pics. Send me an email.
 
2013-02-27 03:47:01 PM

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


I'm calling your bluff. ;)
 
2013-02-27 03:48:46 PM

Ghastly: [sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x509]

Pretty fun actually. The cleavage starts to itch when you sweat under stage lights.


You're going to freak out a few farkers, you know that, right?

Of course, that is why you are on my favorites list.
 
2013-02-27 03:49:57 PM

sleeps in trees: shortymac: Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup

I used to buy off the rack. Now I go to a plus size lingerie store. I get looks because I'm wee but those women are experts on proper cup size and fit. I've got 3 different cup sizes just due to the type of bra.


Yeah, I got lucky and I found a deluxe bra and lingerie store in Toronto called "Secrets from your Sister".

They have a brand called elomi [not sure about spelling] that's about 80 bucks and carries bigger bra sizes.

Victoria's Secret had me in a DD when I was a G, I can breathe so much easier in a proper bra. It was like night and day.

/Starting a diet and exercise regium to hopefully get them down a bit.
 
2013-02-27 03:51:58 PM

SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...




Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW
 
2013-02-27 03:52:38 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Ghastly: [sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x509]

Pretty fun actually. The cleavage starts to itch when you sweat under stage lights.

You're going to freak out a few farkers, you know that, right?

Of course, that is why you are on my favorites list.


sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net

It's when the BIE requests start coming in that it all ends in tears and shame.
 
2013-02-27 03:53:02 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!

Yup. Last large boobie thread I was in was shat all over by some woman with a complex that basically thought that simply because she couldn't see any benefits/upsides to her giant titties that absolutely every woman feels the exact same way and no woman has ever used her breasts as an asset or distraction because goddammit she herself hated having big titties and every woman with large breasts absolutely feels the same way.


I remember that thread because I was the first to receive the brunt of her anger.
 
2013-02-27 03:53:34 PM

littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?


They are the ones that look like a fried egg nailed to a wall. Mournful fits.
 
2013-02-27 03:53:35 PM

shortymac: sleeps in trees: shortymac: Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup

I used to buy off the rack. Now I go to a plus size lingerie store. I get looks because I'm wee but those women are experts on proper cup size and fit. I've got 3 different cup sizes just due to the type of bra.

Yeah, I got lucky and I found a deluxe bra and lingerie store in Toronto called "Secrets from your Sister".

They have a brand called elomi [not sure about spelling] that's about 80 bucks and carries bigger bra sizes.

Victoria's Secret had me in a DD when I was a G, I can breathe so much easier in a proper bra. It was like night and day.

/Starting a diet and exercise regium to hopefully get them down a bit.




Pricey though, that's the downside. Muscle mass is the key. They may not go down but, they stay a little higher up. Not fake boob higher but tighter.
 
2013-02-27 03:54:34 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


You're an inspiration to the rest!
 
2013-02-27 03:57:05 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


I can't believe that worked. You're pretty cool
 
2013-02-27 03:57:19 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


If they aren't yours, thanks for posting.  If they are yours, you're currently being saluted, 6 to midnight, etc.
 
2013-02-27 03:57:43 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...
Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
NSFW


www.majhost.com
 
2013-02-27 03:58:34 PM
Seems my foray in here was well-timed ...

/Not-yet-quite-humpday BIE thread?
//Almost scared to say ... dare I ... EIP?
 
2013-02-27 03:59:23 PM

kvinesknows: I love my wife's GG boobs.

her?  Not so much


I see what you did there.
 
2013-02-27 03:59:53 PM
It's great when you have the right bra. Who am I kidding? It's always great, I wouldn't trade them for anything... unless I was being chased by a bear and I had to run.
 
2013-02-27 04:00:33 PM

kvinesknows: I love my wife's GG boobs.

her?  Not so much


a friend of my gf has GGs and a "not fat" body.  not that i'd cheat on my gf, but, man i'd like to play with those.
 
2013-02-27 04:00:35 PM
And, I salute your courage, littlett's!
 
2013-02-27 04:01:49 PM
I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?
 
2013-02-27 04:02:31 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


Damn girl.
 
2013-02-27 04:03:08 PM
It's annoying, actually.
 
2013-02-27 04:03:55 PM
BIE, please

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 04:04:31 PM

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


I think you mean back. I'm about 41-35 bust-band, making me a DD or DDD. Bra brands are hilarious. I own almost everything, D, DD, EE, F. At any rate as any chestier gal knows, you have to use industrial strength bras to hold these things up. I decided to go with the same type of engineering weight distribution principles as suspension bridges, wearing a soft sports bra over my more structured usually 4 hook bras.
 
2013-02-27 04:05:24 PM
They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?
 
2013-02-27 04:06:45 PM

ottosmom: It's great when you have the right bra. Who am I kidding? It's always great, I wouldn't trade them for anything... unless I was being chased by a bear and I had to run.


You don't have to outrun the bear. You just have to outrun the horde of farkers drooling at your boobs
 
2013-02-27 04:07:01 PM

Dissociater: littlett's: abhorrent1: small boobs are hot. and they won't be at their knees by the time they're 30.

Not all of them.  And little ones can can go south just as bad as larger ones.

Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

We live in troubling times...


Two words: refractory period.

We just had an epic boobs thread last Friday. My burns are still healing.
 
2013-02-27 04:07:18 PM

RedT: They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?


I imagine it would be a PITA too.

/If you're into that
 
2013-02-27 04:07:25 PM
Not a bookma.... oh yes it is

hey <b>littlett's</b> Long time no type
 
2013-02-27 04:08:01 PM
RedT:
What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?

I'll take this one guys....

*ahem*

I have no farking clue.
 
2013-02-27 04:08:42 PM
ok I fail at html today (bloody interface)

/guess I get over it
 
2013-02-27 04:08:46 PM

ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?


It's pretty instinctual to just do things so that doesn't happen. For most of us, the #1 goal is to keep mr happy safe and er... happy. Hence the obsession with boobs.
 
2013-02-27 04:09:04 PM
Whoops, almost forgot.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO BOOBS (NSFW)
 
2013-02-27 04:09:24 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


Those boobies rule, hope to see them swaying around next to me in some Marathon someday.  Inspiration to finish!
 
2013-02-27 04:09:25 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!

Yup. Last large boobie thread I was in was shat all over by some woman with a complex that basically thought that simply because she couldn't see any benefits/upsides to her giant titties that absolutely every woman feels the exact same way and no woman has ever used her breasts as an asset or distraction because goddammit she herself hated having big titties and every woman with large breasts absolutely feels the same way.


I remember that thread. I was speaking from the sensible side of the issue. It has it's drawbacks, but if you're a gal that enjoys attention it can be great fun.
 
2013-02-27 04:09:27 PM

shadowtec: Not a bookma.... oh yes it is

hey <b>littlett's</b> Long time no type


Has it ever!!!!
 
2013-02-27 04:10:10 PM

ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?


depends on the undees, really.  Normally biking isn't a problem.  What is a problem are those shiatty "sitting" bikes they have at gyms.  After each revolution the mid thigh ones I own creep up with shorts.  You need gravity to do its job but if it can't bad things happen.

The only other problem is sitting at meetings without a table.  Dress pants gently ride up and before you know it, everyone knows which way you dress.
 
2013-02-27 04:10:16 PM

SuperChuck: ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?

It's pretty instinctual to just do things so that doesn't happen. For most of us, the #1 goal is to keep mr happy safe and er... happy. Hence the obsession with boobs.


This. Although, I do occasionally accidentally sit on my balls. NOT FUN.
 
2013-02-27 04:10:42 PM

shortymac: sleeps in trees: shortymac: Back pain

Hunched over shoulders

Breathing issues

Creepy old dude staring

Having to search for a proper bra size

/G cup

I used to buy off the rack. Now I go to a plus size lingerie store. I get looks because I'm wee but those women are experts on proper cup size and fit. I've got 3 different cup sizes just due to the type of bra.

Yeah, I got lucky and I found a deluxe bra and lingerie store in Toronto called "Secrets from your Sister".

They have a brand called elomi [not sure about spelling] that's about 80 bucks and carries bigger bra sizes.

Victoria's Secret had me in a DD when I was a G, I can breathe so much easier in a proper bra. It was like night and day.

/Starting a diet and exercise regium to hopefully get them down a bit.


What kind of plus sized lingerie store? Or local one sucks. You have to be at least a 38, usually a 40 band(I am a 35, so go up to 36)Their bras are the right cup size, but too wide. Another had a couple pair that fit, but the style was uncomfortable.
At any rate I found the Playtex 18 hour comfort bra does very well with me. I cleaned up on the sky blue ones the Sears  was selling out that color for $12/bra after Christmas. I bought a couple in the right size, and a couple slightly  narrow, because I can just put an extender on them,
 
2013-02-27 04:11:41 PM

GalFriday: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

 I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.


It's probably because you are ugly.
 
2013-02-27 04:12:30 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...



Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


Nice n perky :)
 
2013-02-27 04:12:58 PM

Peki: KatjaMouse: Peki:
To address the other question first, no I don't have high beams going all the time. And with my nips, you could tell I was smuggling tic tacs even with bras, and I hated the padded ones. Underwires suck too. For guys, try imagining wearing jockstraps with metal cables digging into your scrotum, and maybe you'll understand why women shuck their bras the minute they get in the house.

Second question (related to first question in that. . . ): you get used to it. They hurt for about 24 hours when I stopped wearing the bra. I can jog, play volleyball, jumping jacks, you name it, doesn't hurt, but yes, the swaying can get a little distracting. Makes for fun on the dance floor though. If I'm worried about movement, I wear camisoles without shelf bras built in and exercise shirts under regular shirts. I also have covers (not sure what the technical name for them, but they're just little light sweater-type pieces of clothing), one of which I tie in the front so it kinda hides any nipple action and slightly suppresses movement, so I can be "modest" if I need to. The only time I've ever had a problem professionally was when I was working in the South, and I got a doctor's note excusing me from the dress code, but that's a different story altogether. Church has been interesting at times, but again, a short discussion explaining my reasons and a sligh ...


I heart you so much right now!!!
 
2013-02-27 04:14:16 PM

Elegy: Whoops, almost forgot.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO BOOBS (NSFW)


I really want to add Yakety Sax to that gif.
 
2013-02-27 04:16:09 PM

SueDisco: GalFriday: I had to start wearing a bra at 10. I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years). I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change. No children either. It is genetic for me. Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs. On both sides of the family, too.

You and I are in the same boat (almost exactly...which is weird).  Here is what you should do if you have a sweet ass rack (as long as you didn't have back problems from it):

A) Find a REALLY good sports bra
B) Look for clothes with some stretch so you don't look like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag up top (or find a tailor)
C) Develop a sense of humor about it

Voila.  C is crucial.


I agree with you 110%!  Especially about C.  I one had to get off of a roller coaster at Six Flags St. Louis because the bar that comes over your shoulder and hooks with a strap in between your legs, wouldn't fit over my boobs.  My friend was horrified.  I thought it was hilarious and announced it to everyone!!   I told everyone that Six Flags discriminated against large chests.  Actually, what I was said was that Six Flags hated big boobs!
/You had to be there, but it was really funny
 
2013-02-27 04:16:48 PM
i105.photobucket.com
What a pair of great tits might look like.
 
2013-02-27 04:17:36 PM

ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?


ugg.  at times it can be beyond annoying. Im not huge huge, but I am a little large then most and I dont for the life of me understand how some of the huge guys cope.
 
2013-02-27 04:20:26 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Elegy: Whoops, almost forgot.

ALL HAIL THE HYPNO BOOBS (NSFW)

I really want to add Yakety Sax to that gif.


You, sir, get a star (NSFW) for a funny comment.
 
2013-02-27 04:22:29 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?


Big boobs are not aerodynamic (hydrodynamic?), so (although you are much less likely to drown and more likely to flip over onto you back) your swim times will suffer as you generally want your chest pressed down into the water and your booty and legs higher to be in more of a line.  Chubby gals are generally pretty good swimmers because everything floats making it easier to get through the water (constantly getting my ass handed to me by chubby gals in the pool).

/probably not a serious question, but there ya go anyway.
//oh, and real boobs will float when set loose
 
2013-02-27 04:23:37 PM
They WERE fun, about 15-20 years ago. Now that I'm almost 46, they look hideous. A saggy, veiny, just plain sad. They were spectacular back in the day :(
 
2013-02-27 04:23:39 PM
 
2013-02-27 04:24:06 PM

RedT: They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?


Usually a blessing; once in a while, awkward as hell.
 
2013-02-27 04:24:57 PM

RedT: constantly getting my ass handed to me by chubby gals in the pool


Does it fall off that often?
 
2013-02-27 04:25:51 PM
I don't mean to sound insensitive, but you big-tittied ladies are being awful skimpy with the pictures.  I promise to continue to appreciate you for your wit, charm, and grace.  But huge breasts- those come with a public responsibility.

You have the power to change someone's day.  Uplift a fallen spirit.  Turn around depression.  Turn a frown upside down.  Maybe even save a life.  Please, won't you think of the children?
 
2013-02-27 04:26:01 PM

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


SNORT, what 31? I would so very much like to see these wizened fun bags!
EIP;-)
 
2013-02-27 04:26:30 PM

thecpt: ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?

depends on the undees, really.  Normally biking isn't a problem.  What is a problem are those shiatty "sitting" bikes they have at gyms.  After each revolution the mid thigh ones I own creep up with shorts.  You need gravity to do its job but if it can't bad things happen.

The only other problem is sitting at meetings without a table.  Dress pants gently ride up and before you know it, everyone knows which way you dress.


GranoblasticMan: SuperChuck: ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?

It's pretty instinctual to just do things so that doesn't happen. For most of us, the #1 goal is to keep mr happy safe and er... happy. Hence the obsession with boobs.

This. Although, I do occasionally accidentally sit on my balls. NOT FUN.


Those. Don't have a huge trouser snake, but I gots some pretty large nads. Every now and then I have to adjust things as I'm sitting down to make sure I don't sit on them and so that if I close my legs they don't get crunched. Boxers for me are a no go simply because mine don't seem to draw up like they should and they end up flopping around way too much, so gotta go with the boxer briefs.
 
2013-02-27 04:26:34 PM
littlett's:
Has it ever!!!!

I sent you a email (if you still use that one)
 
2013-02-27 04:28:06 PM

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?



Here is someone who could tell you. NSFW

I might have some more helpful examples.
 
2013-02-27 04:28:14 PM

SueDisco: GalFriday: I had to start wearing a bra at 10. I was a C cup by the time I was 15 and by the time I was 18, I was stuffing myself into a DD ( I wore the wrong bra size for years). I wear a size 8/10 now (depending on who is making the clothes) and have been as big as a 14, and my cup size did not change. No children either. It is genetic for me. Every woman in my family whether big or small has HUGE Boobs. On both sides of the family, too.

You and I are in the same boat (almost exactly...which is weird).  Here is what you should do if you have a sweet ass rack (as long as you didn't have back problems from it):

A) Find a REALLY good sports bra
B) Look for clothes with some stretch so you don't look like 10lbs of potatoes in a 5lb bag up top (or find a tailor)
C) Develop a sense of humor about it

Voila.  C is crucial.


My goodness, you are very pretty!
 
2013-02-27 04:29:02 PM

Babbs: They WERE fun, about 15-20 years ago. Now that I'm almost 46, they look hideous. A saggy, veiny, just plain sad. They were spectacular back in the day :(


Count me as highly skeptical they're half as bad as you think they are.
 
2013-02-27 04:30:38 PM

DirkTheDaring: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?


Here is someone who could tell you. NSFW

I might have some more helpful examples.


I find your examples very educational
 
2013-02-27 04:31:33 PM

littlett's: thecpt: well..., lead by example.

HAHA!!  I'm in the older than 30 category, so obviously my boobs are down to my knees.  And nobody wants to see that!


yes we do
 
2013-02-27 04:36:15 PM
This has potential...

/EIP
 
2013-02-27 04:37:17 PM
Totally a bookmark.
 
2013-02-27 04:37:51 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


Dunno if that's you or not, but whoever it is looks to have a damn fine body, boobies included.
 
2013-02-27 04:39:11 PM

ottosmom: I, on the other hand, have always wondered what it feels like to have junk hanging down all the time. How do you sit down or ride a bike? Don't the twig and berries get in the way of everything?


I just sling 'em on my shoulder like a continental soldier.
 
2013-02-27 04:43:25 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


you DO realize how many kittens have been killed?
 
2013-02-27 04:44:01 PM
I'm glad my girlfriend is a 34DD.
 
2013-02-27 04:45:51 PM

tarheel07: I'm glad my girlfriend is a 34DD.


But that's only if you inflate her fully.
 
2013-02-27 04:46:05 PM
I'm just here because I accidentally clicked on the thread

....yeah that's it, truly.
 
2013-02-27 04:48:28 PM

Peki: all that jazz about sag is BS sold to you buy a multi-billion dollar clothing industry interested in keeping its customers, and I'm living proof of it, and c) I have no interest in reinforcing what is really a pedophilic standard--the idealized boob that you get from a bra is the boob of a 16-year old.


Yeah, see, my problem is I never had the breasts of a 16 year old. I went from growing respectable boobies at age 9 (srsly) to straight up sag at 13. I wasn't fat then (that came later) and my nipples were already having intimate conversations with the floor. They didn't even look like what "breasts" were supposed to look like until I was approaching 20 and by then I was already in a DD cup.

Thinking about actually getting surgery just to get the "braless" look. Not huge implants, I mean why... just to spruce up what's already there.
 
2013-02-27 04:51:36 PM

Peki: the idealized boob that you get from a bra is the boob of a 16-year old


Still legal in most states, failing to see the problem
 
2013-02-27 04:53:57 PM
So, yeah.. if any ladies feel like sharing..

EIP
 
2013-02-27 04:55:08 PM
male, tall, very overweight, huge moobs. upper back has hurt every day for years.
 
2013-02-27 04:55:51 PM

RedT: They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?


It's pretty awesome, actually..

;)
 
2013-02-27 04:57:43 PM

Your_Midnight_Man: RedT: They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?

It's pretty awesome, actually..

;)


Until you get it caught in your zipper, or if you sit on your proportionally large ball sack, or finding pleated pants that actually fit and don't make it look like you have a hard on.

Yeah yeah yeah, I know our horrible horrible difficult life
 
2013-02-27 05:00:58 PM

KhamanV: unfarkingbelievable: littlett's:
Have the boob threads really turned into the AWs complaining about how of a burden it is having big boobs?

Always!

Gee, it's like this thread actually asks, in the exact words, 'what would it be like to have huge breasts?'

Well, getting dismissed as a sex object by the time we're 14, back pain, a bunch of dingleberries calling us attention whores if we mention the word 'bra', calling us attention whores if we mention not wearing bras, fark it, calling us attention whores if we mention we're women on the internet.... it's not a whole lot of fun, really, but keep farking that cheeto bag.


You. I like you.
 
2013-02-27 05:02:44 PM

MyKingdomForYourHorse: Your_Midnight_Man: RedT: They are waaaay overrated and generally more a PITA then a benefit.

Next question:

What would it be like to have a gargantuan shlong?

It's pretty awesome, actually..

;)

Until you get it caught in your zipper, or if you sit on your proportionally large ball sack, or finding pleated pants that actually fit and don't make it look like you have a hard on.

Yeah yeah yeah, I know our horrible horrible difficult life



I have never once sat on my balls.. well, not yet anyway.  But I'm not yet 40..
 
2013-02-27 05:07:39 PM

Your_Midnight_Man: I have never once sat on my balls.. well, not yet anyway.  But I'm not yet 40


yeah... me neither.  Maybe its the magic of boxer briefs  maybe its age, maybe because I don't stick my balls in the microwave in order to get medical marijuana.
 
2013-02-27 05:07:42 PM

DirkTheDaring: lennavan: DirkTheDaring: I couldn't say for sure, but I do know they look great all oiled up. NSFW

Holy crap, whatever event that is, I wanna go.

I took thousands of pics. Send me an email.


You were there too?  Frickin awesome.

/sent
 
2013-02-27 05:10:31 PM
i.imgur.com

Seemed appropriate.
 
2013-02-27 05:14:47 PM
The author just needs one of these:

image.spreadshirt.com
 
2013-02-27 05:15:32 PM

Ghastly: [sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net image 850x509]

Pretty fun actually. The cleavage starts to itch when you sweat under stage lights.


How do you fit an accordion over those things?
 
2013-02-27 05:18:30 PM
My wife is a 5'8" blonde, 125 lbs and has a 32K cup rack. Yes, K cup.

It's quite crazy the reactions she and I get when we decide to go out for the evening. Everything from generic wolf whistles and cheering from random drunk guys, random high 5's and "YOU LUCKY BASTARD" fly around. Drunk girls asking to touch her boobs (the standing rule is only if she can fondle them back infront of me - then it's cool). I think an old guy once had a heart attack infront of us.

It can be pretty annoying sometime, but generally speaking having a huge rack like that on a skinny body is probably a net social plus. She's attractive and she gets preferrential treatment and she knows it.

She also has to deal with a lot of bullshiat that normal figured women don't. Like creepy guys following her for blocks through the city and people sneaking cell phone pictures of her (this is extremely rude and both men and women do it). She gets a lot of asian tourists wanting to take pictures with her for some reason (oh look, a huge breasted white devil! the friends at home won't believe this!) I keep telling her it's only a matter of time before someone in our small city sets up a facebook fan page for her - she laughs at this but I am dead serious, we already have a couple floating around for other "characters" in the city and she's becoming rather well known as that sexy huge boobed lady that walks around the city in booty shorts and tank tops (she does her morning walk along the riverbank and city district).

Anyway, I guess the short point here is - huge boobs change pretty much EVERYTHING about how people treat you. A lot of it is positive, some of it is down right creepy. Of course there are sneers and glares from other women, but there are also alot of women that just want to grope your tits (which she can be kind of ambivlent about depending on how much she's had to drink and how hot the girl in question is).

One thing is certain  -there is a large portion of the population that frankly just can't keep it to themselves. Some people just literally can't control their behavior around a huge pair of boobs, even when alcohol isn't involved. It's more than a little shocking.
 
2013-02-27 05:24:06 PM
cdn03.cdn.justjared.com
 
2013-02-27 05:30:58 PM

TwistedFark: My wife is a 5'8" blonde, 125 lbs and has a 32K cup rack. Yes, K cup.


What a pair of K-cups might look like (PNSFW)
 
2013-02-27 05:31:56 PM
my basic rule of thumb for womens boob size is the more the merrier till it gets to inhuman proportions, but anything that is definitely a woman's breast and not just totally flat is acceptable.
 
2013-02-27 05:34:56 PM
I haven't read through all of the comments, so this may have been covered, but what is with this type of sentence construction: "In Which I Imagine Having a Sweet-Ass Rack"?
Also, that piece was annoying to read.
 
2013-02-27 05:41:28 PM

gwenners: FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack


Came here for this, leaving satisfied
 
2013-02-27 05:44:19 PM
The Lord hath commandeth.
 
2013-02-27 05:45:00 PM

Earguy: The Lord hath commandeth.


Dammit, too big for thread.  Link.
 
2013-02-27 05:58:41 PM

thecpt: maybe because I don't stick my balls in the microwave in order to get medical marijuana.


Hold on a second...  You can do that?
 
2013-02-27 06:32:36 PM

lennavan: DirkTheDaring: lennavan: DirkTheDaring: I couldn't say for sure, but I do know they look great all oiled up. NSFW

Holy crap, whatever event that is, I wanna go.

I took thousands of pics. Send me an email.

You were there too?  Frickin awesome.

/sent


Yep, I go there every year. I'll send you the info. Trust me, you want to be in Indiana in July.
 
2013-02-27 06:45:26 PM

blatz514: She doesn't worry about a sweet rack...

[encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 199x253]


Nothing like having saggy floppy boobs at 20

/most chicks with huge racks have huge everything else as well
//no fat chicks
 
2013-02-27 06:53:07 PM
I am sad when busty broads talk ill of their boobs. I'm DD and I love it.

Yes, they hurt if bounced too much... solution? Don't bounce them so vigorously. I can jog, I can jump, I can move, if its especially uncomfortable, I can wear two sports bras, too...

I embrace them, literally, I'll hug them up. They are a convenient place to put things, like the book I am reading. They're cuddly and soft. My Chihuahua will sit on them. Sometimes, when getting ready for work, my husband points out I might be showing a bit too much cleavage for work. Otherwise, I barely notice even the most blatant lookie-lous. I grew them, yes, there used to be shame from my parents who thought the boobs themselves led to inappropriate behavior, but I won't be hacking them off. A new friend of my husband's once commented to another friend that I have large sweater-puppies and it came back around to my husband.... oh, the tension it created until my husband laughed it off and I said, "thank him for noticing, I don't carry them around for nothing."

If you can't get past the fact that people notice one of your finer traits, you're really too uptight.
 
2013-02-27 07:02:10 PM
I love huge tits, especially fake ones. Because women who buy ridiculously huge fakers are so desperate for male attention, they will easily have sex.
 
2013-02-27 07:10:53 PM
The price of a lacy bra goes up exponentially by cup size so yes, it def. has that on the 'con' side...
 
2013-02-27 07:12:01 PM
what

bie?
eip
 
2013-02-27 07:48:03 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: I am sad when busty broads talk ill of their boobs. I'm DD and I love it.

Yes, they hurt if bounced too much... solution? Don't bounce them so vigorously. I can jog, I can jump, I can move, if its especially uncomfortable, I can wear two sports bras, too...

I embrace them, literally, I'll hug them up. They are a convenient place to put things, like the book I am reading. They're cuddly and soft. My Chihuahua will sit on them. Sometimes, when getting ready for work, my husband points out I might be showing a bit too much cleavage for work. Otherwise, I barely notice even the most blatant lookie-lous. I grew them, yes, there used to be shame from my parents who thought the boobs themselves led to inappropriate behavior, but I won't be hacking them off. A new friend of my husband's once commented to another friend that I have large sweater-puppies and it came back around to my husband.... oh, the tension it created until my husband laughed it off and I said, "thank him for noticing, I don't carry them around for nothing."

If you can't get past the fact that people notice one of your finer traits, you're really too uptight.


You seem reasonably smart and well-adjusted. What the hell are you doing here?
 
2013-02-27 07:57:55 PM
Jesus Christ, calm down, man...
 
2013-02-27 08:10:13 PM
Ah. Controversy. Too much text, too few JPEGs. Let's attempt to fix that.

crow202.org
crow202.org

Examples of what large breasts might look like (probably NSFW)
 
2013-02-27 08:13:54 PM
Make it two to go, please
 
2013-02-27 08:15:19 PM
i777.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 08:18:24 PM
crow202.org
crow202.org
(Boobs for the glory of Mother Russia, comrade!)
 
2013-02-27 08:22:42 PM
I think it would be very frustrating to have huge tits. How would I fark them?

Tits tits everywhere, and nary a groove to fark.
 
2013-02-27 08:47:57 PM

danceswithcrows: [crow202.org image 640x626]
[crow202.org image 456x640]
(Boobs for the glory of Mother Russia, comrade!)


That last gal can seize my means of production any day...
 
2013-02-27 08:48:45 PM

Babbs: They WERE fun, about 15-20 years ago. Now that I'm almost 46, they look hideous. A saggy, veiny, just plain sad. They were spectacular back in the day :(


Allow US to be the judge of that...you're clearly too close to them to be objective.
 
2013-02-27 08:52:00 PM
NSFW

and on the other hand.

hands?

either is correct?
 
2013-02-27 09:05:20 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


You are a gentlewoman and a scholar. We salute you, Mrs. Littlett's. We salute you
 
2013-02-27 09:06:01 PM

PunGent: That last gal can seize my means of production any day...


When the bourgeoisie has been made irrelevant, the proletariat will enjoy the boobs! Or something.

crow202.org
crow202.org
 
2013-02-27 09:16:59 PM
I have about a B cup, but when I was younger I was flat as a pancake. I actually had one dickhead friend who would make fun of me for it. Then I grew some and I'm happy with what I got.
 
2013-02-27 09:18:48 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


now this. this is worthy and righteous and if I had both hands available I would clap and cheer
 
2013-02-27 09:56:23 PM

Omahawg: littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW

now this. this is worthy and righteous and if I had both hands available I would clap and cheer


^^^^^^^
 
2013-02-27 10:04:00 PM

Jadedgrl: I have about a B cup, but when I was younger I was flat as a pancake. I actually had one dickhead friend who would make fun of me for it. Then I grew some and I'm happy with what I got.


And isn't that all that really matters? Ladies, be happy with what you've got. We love them all
 
2013-02-27 10:07:47 PM
yes, they all make us smiley smile like brian wilson with a headfull of windowpane ell ess dee

smile! and look at your hand! or, you know, boobs

iofbeholder.com
 
2013-02-27 10:08:43 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: I am sad when busty broads talk ill of their boobs. I'm DD and I love it.

Yes, they hurt if bounced too much... solution? Don't bounce them so vigorously. I can jog, I can jump, I can move, if its especially uncomfortable, I can wear two sports bras, too...

I embrace them, literally, I'll hug them up. They are a convenient place to put things, like the book I am reading. They're cuddly and soft. My Chihuahua will sit on them. Sometimes, when getting ready for work, my husband points out I might be showing a bit too much cleavage for work. Otherwise, I barely notice even the most blatant lookie-lous. I grew them, yes, there used to be shame from my parents who thought the boobs themselves led to inappropriate behavior, but I won't be hacking them off. A new friend of my husband's once commented to another friend that I have large sweater-puppies and it came back around to my husband.... oh, the tension it created until my husband laughed it off and I said, "thank him for noticing, I don't carry them around for nothing."

If you can't get past the fact that people notice one of your finer traits, you're really too uptight.


Thats very sweet but a DD really isn't that big. I liked having DDs too back in highschool. Most people who complain about size on here are much bigger than a DD and maybe its just my incredible neck and shoulder pain talking but you should really get off that high farking horse because DD is still a standard size that can be found in an effing walmart. Feel free to post again when you have to shop at biggerbras.com to find your size.

/32FF
 
2013-02-27 10:12:26 PM

HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit


We can never have too many bewb threads.
 
2013-02-27 10:14:05 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: KatjaMouse: TheShavingofOccam123: I will have to vigorously, thoroughly and repeatedly investigate this hypothesis.

The equation is Bust size minus Band size = Cup size.

I understand charts and graphs better than equations...


[www.cockeyed.com image 470x254]


Hold on...regular size is bigger than king size?
mind blown.
 
2013-02-27 10:14:36 PM

Begoggle: There is such a thing as too big.


Yeah, but the bar is REALLY high.

//for me, anyway
 
2013-02-27 10:15:55 PM

John Buck 41: HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit

We can never have too many bewb threads.


or bie

or tacos

or beer

bier ist gut

it is the stuff of life

i think working nights is starting to drive me crazy
 
2013-02-27 10:18:18 PM
crow202.org
crow202.org
I've got to hit the darn sack soon. Carry on, you magnificent Farkers, and keep reaching for the stairs....
 
2013-02-27 10:22:25 PM
the stairs?

um. okay

cdn2.holytaco.com
 
2013-02-27 10:23:22 PM
motivational-ish.com
 
2013-02-27 10:45:46 PM

littlett's: Dissociater: Why, back in my day...

What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 11:19:03 PM
There have been quite a few boobie threads lately. And for that, I am eternally grateful.

I would be even more grateful if some kind soul would feel generous enough to send some BIE my way.

/knows The Rules from long ago
//EIP
 
2013-02-27 11:49:10 PM
I'm always late to such threads due to work, but...

BIE?

EIP!

Will of course reciprocate upon request

Now enjoy some big boobies

www.papermag.com

everyone loves Christina Model
www.mobile-phone-links.co.uk
g.mynet.com
s1.babesandstars.com
s1.lustfulmodels.com
  ennvy.com
 
2013-02-28 01:16:32 AM
i172.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 01:49:56 AM
Is there any hope left for this sad thread...

Fark has gone WAY downhill in my brief time here.  Normally this thread would be loaded with jaw-dropping milk barrels.  Too bad.

Didn't even have one posting of epic boobs girl (since discovered) or t-shirt model tits girl.

acidcow.com
 
2013-02-28 03:32:48 AM

Stinkyy: Is there any hope left for this sad thread...

Fark has gone WAY downhill in my brief time here.  Normally this thread would be loaded with jaw-dropping milk barrels.  Too bad.

Didn't even have one posting of epic boobs girl (since discovered) or t-shirt model tits girl.

[acidcow.com image 700x560]


Well in my longer time here i can tell you that some things on Fark are cyclical.  So lets make with th posting Stinkyy

Be the change you want to see in the world. - Tomas Jefferson
www.geek-pride.co.uk

And so the show continues
i.chzbgr.com
25.media.tumblr.com
foro.eliteculturismo.com
us.cdn002.fansshare.com
static.mamamia.com.au
3.bp.blogspot.com
still paying attention are we?
genoboost.gamemusic4all.com
www.tshirtsindia.in
24.media.tumblr.com
upload.wikimedia.org
thechive.files.wordpress.com
24.media.tumblr.com

And the Bartenders at My Favorite Bar.  I know some of you farkers have been there.
fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net
 
2013-02-28 05:10:09 AM
I have EIP if anyone wants to show me.
 
2013-02-28 07:19:24 AM

Stinkyy: Is there any hope left for this sad thread...

Fark has gone WAY downhill in my brief time here.  Normally this thread would be loaded with jaw-dropping milk barrels.  Too bad.

Didn't even have one posting of epic boobs girl (since discovered) or t-shirt model tits girl.

[acidcow.com image 700x560]


This thread was full of farkettes talking about their boobs until the pictures showed up. I thought that was better than another wall of pics thread in such a short time
 
2013-02-28 09:47:06 AM
Big?

Small?

meh

just give me two tits, two holes and a heart beat
 
2013-02-28 10:33:13 AM

Moonk: Well in my longer time here i can tell you that some things on Fark are cyclical.  So lets make with th posting Stinkyy

Be the change you want to see in the world. - Tomas Jefferson

And so the show continues
And the Bartenders at My Favorite Bar.  I know some of you farkers have been there.
[fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net image 850x637]


Sir, you are a true class act and the epitome of the American way.

Yes we can!  1Si se puede!

Nice bartender babes, by the way.  That place looks sensational.
 
2013-02-28 10:35:59 AM

SuperChuck: Stinkyy: Is there any hope left for this sad thread...

Fark has gone WAY downhill in my brief time here.  Normally this thread would be loaded with jaw-dropping milk barrels.  Too bad.

Didn't even have one posting of epic boobs girl (since discovered) or t-shirt model tits girl.

[acidcow.com image 700x560]

This thread was full of farkettes talking about their boobs until the pictures showed up. I thought that was better than another wall of pics thread in such a short time


Wow, you might have a point there.  I just saw boobs in the title and was too embonered to read at that point.  [facepalm because of my short attn span]
 
2013-02-28 10:55:19 AM

Stinkyy: SuperChuck: Stinkyy: Is there any hope left for this sad thread...

Fark has gone WAY downhill in my brief time here.  Normally this thread would be loaded with jaw-dropping milk barrels.  Too bad.

Didn't even have one posting of epic boobs girl (since discovered) or t-shirt model tits girl.

[acidcow.com image 700x560]

This thread was full of farkettes talking about their boobs until the pictures showed up. I thought that was better than another wall of pics thread in such a short time

Wow, you might have a point there.  I just saw boobs in the title and was too embonered to read at that point.  [facepalm because of my short attn span]


Well I can understand that. Even the mention of boobs can make me stupid at times.
 
2013-02-28 11:24:16 AM

NeoBad: Big?

Small?

meh

just give me two tits, two holes and a heart beat


Is the heart beat really all that important?
 
2013-02-28 12:19:27 PM

ace in your face: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: I am sad when busty broads talk ill of their boobs. I'm DD and I love it.

Yes, they hurt if bounced too much... solution? Don't bounce them so vigorously. I can jog, I can jump, I can move, if its especially uncomfortable, I can wear two sports bras, too...

I embrace them, literally, I'll hug them up. They are a convenient place to put things, like the book I am reading. They're cuddly and soft. My Chihuahua will sit on them. Sometimes, when getting ready for work, my husband points out I might be showing a bit too much cleavage for work. Otherwise, I barely notice even the most blatant lookie-lous. I grew them, yes, there used to be shame from my parents who thought the boobs themselves led to inappropriate behavior, but I won't be hacking them off. A new friend of my husband's once commented to another friend that I have large sweater-puppies and it came back around to my husband.... oh, the tension it created until my husband laughed it off and I said, "thank him for noticing, I don't carry them around for nothing."

If you can't get past the fact that people notice one of your finer traits, you're really too uptight.

Thats very sweet but a DD really isn't that big. I liked having DDs too back in highschool. Most people who complain about size on here are much bigger than a DD and maybe its just my incredible neck and shoulder pain talking but you should really get off that high farking horse because DD is still a standard size that can be found in an effing walmart. Feel free to post again when you have to shop at biggerbras.com to find your size.

/32FF


I think the issue is a lot of busty chicks stuff themselves into a DD because that's the highest most places go.

Victoria's Secret told me for years I was a DD when I was really a G. I only found out about it when I got my size redone at a specialty store that sold bigger cup sizes.

/Never going back
 
2013-02-28 02:14:21 PM

shortymac: ace in your face: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: I am sad when busty broads talk ill of their boobs. I'm DD and I love it.

Yes, they hurt if bounced too much... solution? Don't bounce them so vigorously. I can jog, I can jump, I can move, if its especially uncomfortable, I can wear two sports bras, too...

I embrace them, literally, I'll hug them up. They are a convenient place to put things, like the book I am reading. They're cuddly and soft. My Chihuahua will sit on them. Sometimes, when getting ready for work, my husband points out I might be showing a bit too much cleavage for work. Otherwise, I barely notice even the most blatant lookie-lous. I grew them, yes, there used to be shame from my parents who thought the boobs themselves led to inappropriate behavior, but I won't be hacking them off. A new friend of my husband's once commented to another friend that I have large sweater-puppies and it came back around to my husband.... oh, the tension it created until my husband laughed it off and I said, "thank him for noticing, I don't carry them around for nothing."

If you can't get past the fact that people notice one of your finer traits, you're really too uptight.

Thats very sweet but a DD really isn't that big. I liked having DDs too back in highschool. Most people who complain about size on here are much bigger than a DD and maybe its just my incredible neck and shoulder pain talking but you should really get off that high farking horse because DD is still a standard size that can be found in an effing walmart. Feel free to post again when you have to shop at biggerbras.com to find your size.

/32FF

I think the issue is a lot of busty chicks stuff themselves into a DD because that's the highest most places go.

Victoria's Secret told me for years I was a DD when I was really a G. I only found out about it when I got my size redone at a specialty store that sold bigger cup sizes.

/Never going back


You can also get a free fitting at Nordstrom's. I spent $600 on bras there after I got a bonus last year. So much better than trying to squeeze the girls into a smaller cup size with a larger band.
/38F
 
2013-02-28 02:57:39 PM

littlett's: Dissociater: Why, back in my day...

What has happened to this place.  In my day we would subtly hint about our tits and post pics to back it up.  I'm getting to old for this sh*t.


I think it's called Escalation.

But i'm more of a fan of the subtle hints followed with pics.

and hey, eip for any out there feeling the need to back it up...
 
2013-02-28 09:26:56 PM
OK, I'm a purely average B -- and I have 3 terms:
Boobs: a and b cup
Boobage:  c and d cup
Boobalage:  dd cup and higher

If you own boobs/boobage/boobalage or you love someone who owns them -- please get regular checkups and mammograms, OK?  We do not need farkettes or farkers' loved ones to have breast cancer problems.
 
2013-03-01 10:03:50 AM

unfarkingbelievable: OK, I'm a purely average B -- and I have 3 terms:
Boobs: a and b cup
Boobage:  c and d cup
Boobalage:  dd cup and higher

If you own boobs/boobage/boobalage or you love someone who owns them -- please get regular checkups and mammograms, OK?  We do not need farkettes or farkers' loved ones to have breast cancer problems.


I'll second this. No snark. Cancer sucks
 
2013-03-01 11:34:46 AM
this is a bookmark.
 
2013-03-01 11:16:33 PM
/BIE?
//EIP!

/BIE?
//EIP!

/BIE?
//EIP!

puh-weeeeeze??? :o)
 
2013-03-01 11:32:08 PM

littlett's: SuperChuck: brawk brawk brawk...

Fine, maybe it is, maybe it isn't.

NSFW


wow realy glad i went back to look
 
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