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(The Stranger)   One writer asks the question every man and most women wonder on a daily basis: "Seriously, what would it be like to have huge breasts?"   (thestranger.com) divider line 290
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2013-02-27 02:17:52 PM  
Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).
 
2013-02-27 02:20:37 PM  
I ask my wife that once a day and then motorboat her.
 
2013-02-27 02:21:50 PM  
it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup
 
2013-02-27 02:21:50 PM  

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


I'd never leave the house my bunk
 
2013-02-27 02:23:07 PM  
Been there, done that, stretched alot of Tshirts
 
2013-02-27 02:23:18 PM  

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Pics of GTO
 
2013-02-27 02:23:19 PM  
FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

imgs.xkcd.com
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack
 
2013-02-27 02:23:43 PM  
BIE?

EIP?

/will reciprocate... you show me yours I'll show you mine
 
2013-02-27 02:24:27 PM  

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


Having one to borrow and play with from time to time is pretty nice.
 
2013-02-27 02:25:09 PM  
I can honestly say that I have never thought about what it would be like to have huge breasts.

/Of course, I'm gay
//But why would a hetero guy be thinking, "I would look great with huge knockers?"
///Pretty sure that means he isn't really hetero...
 
2013-02-27 02:25:42 PM  

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Nothing has ever disappointed more farkers than a look at your profile
 
2013-02-27 02:26:10 PM  
She doesn't worry about a sweet rack...

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:26:25 PM  
I would totally and completely try to motorboat you shirley.  I know I can at least try for you.

m3.licdn.com
 
2013-02-27 02:27:07 PM  
What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?
 
2013-02-27 02:27:23 PM  
Step 1: eat far too much, especially junk food
Step 2: avoid exercise

Male or female, after only a few weeks or months you'll have huge breasts and you'll find out for yourself what it's like.
 
2013-02-27 02:27:46 PM  

kid_icarus: Every man has wondered what it would be like to have huge breasts? It would be weird. We're men, we're not suppose to have breasts (especially not huge ones).


Speak for yourself buddy.  I'd love to have some huge breasts right now.

i105.photobucket.com
Or wings, drumsticks, thighs, whatever.  I'm not picky.
 
2013-02-27 02:28:14 PM  
First, before we get a thread full of comments about how awful it is to be cursed with your 42DDDDDDs or whatever, let's draw the necessary distinction between "big tits" and "fat girl tits."  If you have DDs and wear a size 8 or something, then yes, you have huge jugs, and you have standing to comment about what a blessing or curse it might be.  If you have DDs and wear a size 28, you simply have jugs proportional to your size.  There's a difference.
 
2013-02-27 02:28:39 PM  

alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO


2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 02:28:39 PM  
Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit
 
2013-02-27 02:28:54 PM  
farm6.staticflickr.com
I think she has a lot going for her, and her rack seems just fine. Some guys are ass and leg men.
 
2013-02-27 02:28:57 PM  

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of mouse buttons suddenly clicked out in anticipation and were suddenly dissapointed.
 
2013-02-27 02:29:43 PM  
Try being into bodybuilding. It's not much different. I get stared at a lot. I'm an average looking guy except for the muscles. You get stared at by guys, and I'm not always sure why, and you get stared at by women. For some reason, a lot of women keep looking at my pecs when they're talking to me. It's a weird and creepy feeling. You want to say "HEY. My eye's are up HERE".
 
2013-02-27 02:30:12 PM  
Every girl I have dated with big boobs wished she had smaller boobs because they were annoying as fark to lug around, made sports a pain in the ass, gave them back problems and were tired of guys staring at their boobs.

Every girl I dated with small boobs wished she had bigger boobs because they wanted more attention from guys, wanted to look/feel sexier in dresses and lingerie and just feel more feminine overall.

Seriously women, your problem isn't with your boobs, it's in your head.  If you don't like them, that's fine.  But keep it to yourself and let me enjoy them, k?  Thanks.
 
2013-02-27 02:30:32 PM  

gwenners: FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack



i.ebayimg.com

Hee-Haw!
 
2013-02-27 02:31:20 PM  
I always get to these things late, so I'm just gonna leave this here, just in case.

/BIE?
//EIP!
 
2013-02-27 02:31:35 PM  
This thread could be so epic, yet it fails without pics.
 
2013-02-27 02:31:52 PM  
This man doesn't wonder.

upload.wikimedia.org

/p.s. Go Devils!
 
2013-02-27 02:32:03 PM  

Cyberluddite: First, before we get a thread full of comments about how awful it is to be cursed with your 42DDDDDDs or whatever, let's draw the necessary distinction between "big tits" and "fat girl tits."  If you have DDs and wear a size 8 or something, then yes, you have huge jugs, and you have standing to comment about what a blessing or curse it might be.  If you have DDs and wear a size 28, you simply have jugs proportional to your size.  There's a difference.


Do fat women complain about the size of their  breasts?

/and why does Fark add a space if you italicize a word?
 
2013-02-27 02:32:14 PM  

alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO


No can do, I'm at work.

But, since you want to see a pic of ME, here ya go:

http://www.mywesttexas.com/life/celebrations/engagements/article_24ac d fba-0ccf-5c72-b6ee-7dbd941a9fc5.html">http://www.mywesttexas.com/life /celebrations/engagements/article_24acd fba-0ccf-5c72-b6ee-7dbd941a9fc5.html
 
2013-02-27 02:32:27 PM  

gwenners: Sweet Ass-Rack


I only own one ass, which does not necessitate an ass-rack
 
2013-02-27 02:33:59 PM  
I like that TFA went out of the way to use every euphemism for big tits she could think of.  I was particularly impressed by bazooms, jiggle-cannons, and pectoral protrusions.  +1 to the author.

/TTIUWOP
 
2013-02-27 02:34:04 PM  

stuhayes2010: This thread could be so epic, yet it fails without pics.


Indeed
 
2013-02-27 02:34:18 PM  
There is such a thing as too big.
 
2013-02-27 02:34:29 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: alabasterblack: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Pics of GTO

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 672x400]


Hey, that looks like my mom's car!! :)

/DD cup
//I enjoy being motorboated, actually.
///happens more from gay guys
 
2013-02-27 02:35:56 PM  
knows what it's like...

www.bloguinsports.com
 
2013-02-27 02:36:07 PM  
Really, a nicely shaped B or C cup is quite sexy. Why would anyone want more than that?
 
2013-02-27 02:36:40 PM  
Wife already has breasts that most companies can't measure correctly. She wants a breast reduction due to them impacting her back.

So no, I don't want to know what it would be like.
 
2013-02-27 02:36:47 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-27 02:36:52 PM  

SuperChuck: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

Nothing has ever disappointed more farkers than a look at your profile


Yes, because my 1 goal in life is to IMPRESS people after all ya know
 
2013-02-27 02:36:55 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: BIE?

EIP?

/will reciprocate... you show me yours I'll show you mine


Yours is going to be a picture of an autographed picture of Adrian Peterson isn't it?
 
2013-02-27 02:37:27 PM  

Pick: Really, a nicely shaped B or C cup is quite sexy. Why would anyone want more than that?


Who needs more than a handful?
 
2013-02-27 02:37:36 PM  

gwenners: FTFA: "In Which I Imagine Having A Sweet-Ass Rack"

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]
/Obligatory
//Sweet Ass-Rack


Better an ass rack than an ass shelf

www.curbsideclassic.com
 
2013-02-27 02:37:53 PM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of mouse buttons suddenly clicked out in anticipation and were suddenly dissapointed.


Muahhahahahahahaha! GOOD! My evil plan has worked ;)
 
2013-02-27 02:38:03 PM  

QueenMamaBee: //I enjoy being motorboated, actually.


How YOU doin'?
 
2013-02-27 02:38:10 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Didn't we just do this thread? Not gay, but can't we get a redhead thread or Heidi Klum thread instead? Mix it up a little bit


Hmmm.....just saw a few recent shots of Heidi Klum and she wasn't looking too good.

And, we had a killer redhead thread a couple weeks back.  Man, it was *epic*.

But dude....lots worse to complain about than having to endure yet another juggie thread.
 
2013-02-27 02:38:41 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?


Depends on how much control your bathing suit has over them. If you're treading water, they're a definite asset though :)
 
2013-02-27 02:39:09 PM  
Here you go.
http://www.bustygirlcomics.com/
Now you know,
 
2013-02-27 02:39:23 PM  

dopekitty74: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: What are really big tits like in the swimming pool?  Can you swim at all or just bob around?

Depends on how much control your bathing suit has over them. If you're treading water, they're a definite asset though :)


Yep. Couldn't have said it better myself
 
2013-02-27 02:39:46 PM  

buckeyebrain: QueenMamaBee: //I enjoy being motorboated, actually.

How YOU doin'?


I'm good baby, how YOU doin? ;)
 
2013-02-27 02:40:31 PM  

mafiageek1980: it's a royal pain in the ass!

Next question!

/H cup


Chest bump over here Sister!
DDD - would rather have a B
back pain, strap marks, can never go bra-less (no matter what kind of shape you are in or the garment being worn), I don't think that a man has looked at my face since I was a sophomore in high school.
 
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