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2013-02-27 11:06:17 AM  
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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"

He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"

He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"

Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
2013-02-27 11:06:36 AM  
2 votes:
First rule of Church Fight Club is, you don't talk about Church Fight Club.
2013-02-27 07:56:32 PM  
1 votes:

Rufus Lee King: Even Jesus kicked ass when He had to, folks.

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religion of PEACE

/wait, what?
//The Lord never gives us more punches in the face than we can handle?
2013-02-27 01:54:43 PM  
1 votes:
Religion of peace.
2013-02-27 01:30:30 PM  
1 votes:
We put the "accost" in Pentacostalism.
2013-02-27 12:23:11 PM  
1 votes:
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2013-02-27 11:20:59 AM  
1 votes:
He hit him with a right cross.
2013-02-27 11:19:05 AM  
1 votes:
I went to church incognito
When everybody rose the Reverend Smithy
He recognized me and punched me in the nose
He said, no more Mister Nice Guy
No more Mister Clean
No more Mister Nice Guy
He said you're sick, you're obscene
2013-02-27 11:17:10 AM  
1 votes:
If you can't swill the sacramental wine, you have to have the punch.
2013-02-27 11:07:59 AM  
1 votes:
Are they just weaning themselves off of raping kids?  I can see habitual face punching as a legitimate step toward normalcy.
 
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