bighairyguy: What would Jesus punch?
Rufus Lee King: Even Jesus kicked ass when He had to, folks.[www.wikigallery.org image 619x660]
Day_Old_Dutchie: I went to church incognito
Dixon Cider: Gawd loves a good sock in the snot box!
uncleacid: He hit him with a right cross.
Amos Quito: I was once punched in the face in a church./CSB
Crotchrocket Slim: Personally I've visited The Temple of the Righteous Dwarf biatch Slap once or twice
Caption that religious allegory time!Jesus: The whippings will continue until morale improves!Gay Peasant in orange vest (lower right): Well, I never!Smartass Porter carrying a basket of fruit (upper left): I told you the Lord was a Vegan!Farmer with calf (middle left): It's a good thing that asses are unclean beasts or some ass would get whipped this day!Suspicious lady to suspicious man behind her (middle right) : Get your hands out of there or I'll grab that whip and give you what for!Background figure to background figure (upper right): So I says to her, Mabel, I seyz ....
MBooda: Amos Quito: I was once punched in the face in a church./CSBin the vestibule?
IronOcelot: At the church for a 7:30 meeting? Prime time Marriage counseling hour.One of those guys is a cuckold.
brantgoose: MBooda: Amos Quito: I was once punched in the face in a church./CSBin the vestibule?No, by the Nave.
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