How do they know it isn't their wireless network making them sick?

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Don't these fools know it's the chemtrails put out by the secret government UFOs that are destroying their health? Buncha sheep.

Instead of such beautiful, pure music of the Pilgrims and Puritans, today the cheap "brothel house" music of ancient shamanic drummers is heard in every elevator, restaurant, and grocery store of a once blessed and formerly Christian country.

Other styles have also resulted from this Rule of Accent being violated such as soft rock (soft, sensual backbeat), disco (fast, rapid backbeat), metal (violent, aggressive backbeat), and hard rock (constant barrage of the backbeat).

"Tubular organs"?

SO RAD!!!

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: "Tubular organs"?

Hates pulses in his tubular organ:

I would love for someont to blindfold one of these morons and see if they coudl actually tell if the turbines were on or not.

Wind farm illness is a psychosomatic disorder caused by suggesting wind farms can cause illness. Once introduced to a community this psychosomatic illness can become wide spread. It is a close relative to cell-tower illness, which can affect people before the tower is even turned on.

wildcardjack: Wind farm illness is a psychosomatic disorder caused by suggesting wind farms can cause illness. Once introduced to a community this psychosomatic illness can become wide spread. It is a close relative to cell-tower illness, which can affect people before the tower is even turned on.

As a certified hypochondriac, I can attest to the power of the mind to make the body sick. And once you start to think you can hear a sound, you're going to hear it.

Think about your ears ringing. Think about it real hard.
You hear that?

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normally i'd be right there with you, but Cape Wind is the poster child for NIMBY

It's ironic cuz my tubular organ flaps in the wind like a turbine when I stand naked outside on a blustery day.

Kinky!

I blame the Dutch.

They also give you herpes.

Citation

penis.

/tube snake boogie

sno man: "It gets to be jet-engine loud," said Falmouth resident Neil Andersen. He and his wife Betsy live just a quarter mile from one of the turbines.

Four football fields away and it's as loud a jet?  Alrighty then.  Turn down your hearing aid, Neil.

If you live in Falmouth, and that is what you are complaining about, then you are a paid shill.
that place is a shiathole.

I'm putting a 500 foot turbine up in my back yard, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies....

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Instead of such beautiful, pure music of the Pilgrims and Puritans, today the cheap "brothel house" music of ancient shamanic drummers is heard in every elevator, restaurant, and grocery store of a once blessed and formerly Christian country.

Other styles have also resulted from this Rule of Accent being violated such as soft rock (soft, sensual backbeat), disco (fast, rapid backbeat), metal (violent, aggressive backbeat), and hard rock (constant barrage of the backbeat).

"Tubular organs"?

SO RAD!!!

That was a lot of crazy to wade through, but oh man I wish I'd read that while majoring in music many years ago. Only because my friends and I would've found it hilarious to shout out "the backbeat is the beat of the Devil!" during rehearsals.

But I attended an evil government indoctrination center, er, public university, so there's no hope for me anyway.

My home bill topped $350 last month (50 cents per kwh), and the power company says its going up again...
This is a problem I wouldn't mind having.

/Writing the check rustles my jimmies far more than wind turbines shake my tubulars.

wildcardjack: Wind farm illness is a psychosomatic disorder caused by suggesting wind farms can cause illness. Once introduced to a community this psychosomatic illness can become wide spread. It is a close relative to cell-tower illness, which can affect people before the tower is even turned on erected.


/Turgid

Grapple: I expected this to be about Wub Wub music.

I highly recommend a thread-jack.

Grapple: I expected this to be about Wub Wub music.

Well Skrillex's music does make me feel ill.

I get low-frequency diesel engine noise reverberating in my house, 2 miles away from the railyard. The severity varies but it can be irritating as fark. Who are we to poo-poo this guy's claims?

Congratz on contracting a memetic disease.  It's not the windmills, but your brains that are making you sick.

I have to believe there is some impact to sound and vibration in close proximity but it would not seem to have great deal of range.  It seems like the reference he makes to the blades at their low point would be easily remedied by a good planting plan.

They noise can be terribly irritating.

Especially the morning call to prayer.

meat0918: Congratz on contracting a memetic disease.  It's not the windmills, but your brains that are making you sick.

Kuru!

nytmare: I get low-frequency diesel engine noise reverberating in my house, 2 miles away from the railyard. The severity varies but it can be irritating as fark. Who are we to poo-poo this guy's claims?

Toughen up, nancy.

Stick a coal-fired plant there instead.

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Instead of such beautiful, pure music of the Pilgrims and Puritans, today the cheap "brothel house" music of ancient shamanic drummers is heard in every elevator, restaurant, and grocery store of a once blessed and formerly Christian country.

Other styles have also resulted from this Rule of Accent being violated such as soft rock (soft, sensual backbeat), disco (fast, rapid backbeat), metal (violent, aggressive backbeat), and hard rock (constant barrage of the backbeat).

"Tubular organs"?

SO RAD!!!

.... I got to the part where he (?) was nearly lead astray from the path of righteousness by an Amy Grant demo, and I just blue-screened.

Well, there could be something to this. Elephants communicate with each others over long distances by using low frequency sound. If you google infrasound, I think you'll find that it has some interesting properties, and can affect structures and people in unexpected ways, even over distances. I think I've even heard of it being used as a siege weapon in Panama, and more recently.