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(Some Guy)   Pro Tip: When cooking meth, label children's sippy cups appropriately   (northescambia.com) divider line 44
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2013-02-27 11:00:20 AM
New legend drug?
 
2013-02-27 11:05:15 AM
No, I can't write what I feel...
 
2013-02-27 11:10:36 AM
Natural selection may not know pity or remorse, but we do. Well, some of us. Stories like this makes me wish for some sort of parental aptitude test, idiot riots over "Gubmint taking mah kids away" or no.
 
2013-02-27 11:14:11 AM
Corn Nuts.
 
2013-02-27 11:16:07 AM
DRANO???!!!?? I think I'll just stick with Jenkem thankyouverymuch.
 
2013-02-27 11:23:20 AM
I would not have expected our 6th President to be involved in such nefarious dealings.
 
2013-02-27 11:29:20 AM

Vercengetorix: I would not have expected our 6th President to be involved in such nefarious dealings.


Noticed the name too, knew it was familiar

/not American, ago there's my excuse
//also, who leaves a sippy cup improperly labelled?
///don't you put it in your mouth
 
2013-02-27 11:36:39 AM
Oh god. I can't imagine the pain the kid went through.
 
2013-02-27 11:39:44 AM
He would have got away with it if it wasn't for that meddling kid.

Poor kid.
 
2013-02-27 11:45:24 AM
This man is a year younger than I am. I have a suspicion my life choices have been, on the whole, superior to his.

For example, my son has never had to worry about Drano in his sippy cup. The worst he's ever had to face was the regrettable incident where chicory was used to make "Chocolate" milk. He needed no medical attention, but he did insist upon a cup of water to rinse his mouth out.
 
2013-02-27 11:57:57 AM
FTA: "The child's father, 36-year old Johnathan Wayne Glass..."

There THAT is again.
 
2013-02-27 11:58:16 AM

megarian: New legend drug?


I don't know if I would really classify meth as legendary... Adderall's not too bad, though.
 
2013-02-27 11:59:49 AM
Also: "Facing drug charges in connection with the meth lab are Debbie Anne Harris, 43; John Quincy Adams, 45; Justin Eric Godwin, 30; and Ronnie Eugene Olson, 39."

I'm gonna go ahead and venture to guess that his parents were hoping he'd turn out better than this.
 
2013-02-27 12:03:20 PM
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2013-02-27 12:04:26 PM

GranoblasticMan: megarian: New legend drug?

I don't know if I would really classify meth as legendary... Adderall's not too bad, though.


Teeeeeehehehehehehe
 
2013-02-27 12:04:54 PM
I am usually against the death penalty...
 
2013-02-27 12:05:56 PM
Hooray for the war on drugs.
 
2013-02-27 12:21:51 PM
Reading that, so filled with anger, so very very glad I don't have access to these people.

I can only hope that a. kid turns out fine and b. the best adoptive parents in the world show up at the hospital and the natural parents never see their kid again.
 
2013-02-27 12:22:35 PM
"I drink from a sippy cup, sippy cup, sippy cup / I drink from a sippy cup/ 'Cause I'm a big kid now"

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2013-02-27 01:08:25 PM
More pro-tips

1) Don't make meth.

However, if you're going to make meth (and I understand - it can be a lucrative enterprise if done properly)

2) Don't cook where you live. The smell is something unique and totally vile and gets into everything and the smell is noticeable a mile or more from its source

3) Do not have children around when you cook. Things will go so much worse for you when you're caught if there's a child around. And also, cooking meth is a volatile affair and you don't need little Cletus Jr. running around knocking over bottles of anhydrous ammonia - that's how shiat blows up.

4) Did I mention don't make meth?
 
2013-02-27 01:29:33 PM
deadly nightshade?
 
2013-02-27 01:37:18 PM
The child's mother, 25-year old Victoria Lauren Cain, was charged with child neglect. Facing drug charges in connection with the meth lab are Debbie Anne Harris, 43; John Quincy Adams, 145; Justin Eric Godwin, 30; and Ronnie Eugene Olson, 39.
 
2013-02-27 01:46:36 PM
They all look like they fit the bill
 
2013-02-27 02:13:55 PM
Its just so horrifying that theres people like this out there.
 
2013-02-27 02:19:02 PM

If that poor little kid dies, everybody should get the needle.

And the lethal drug they administer should be - you guessed it - Drano.

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These people are circling the drain to hell anyway.
 
2013-02-27 02:35:49 PM
That guy must be new on the meth cooking circuit. Look at his complexion.
 
2013-02-27 02:50:18 PM
I don't wish to seem unhip or not all bleeding edge or anything, but I cannot help but think that - after even a cursory glance at the last 50 years of dope culture - that it really isn't doing much good.  The most optimistic cost / benefit analysis seems to shape up to dope culture being useless and fraught with harm.

I don't wish to pee in the pool of cool, but I think that perhaps it's time to shift our priorities from shoving dangerous substances up our asses and more effort be put forth to repair the cheap little world we've created that leads people to this, so far, less than useful behavior.  .02 USD.

Collateral damage may sound all tough monkey heavy when some B actor in an action movie says it, but if half of your teeth are sitting in a margarine container and your gaping sore festooned face is cast towards your child's hospital bed because you need to live like a pharmacological cesspool, it may be time to look into another hobby.

The days of flowers in your hair and whirling around to some poorly mixed band while stoned sh*tless because "we're changing the world, man!"  Are over.  Over.  The pose is a thin film of what was once, briefly and - if you look at it - none to effectively stylish and now it's an alligator pit of armed illiterates in bandannas singing packets, mud stupid hilljacks cooking household cleaning products into sh*t speed, shootings, gangs, cartels, trigger happy federales, dime store criminal types and a plethora of sh*tbags hoovering up resources and returning nothing but violence, misery and hospital charts.  It's not hip anymore.  It's not all peace, love and dancing in the park, folks.  It's a misery farm.  And your "culture" is a pail of moldy piss and the stink of it is not longer redolent with patchouli.  It's just stink.  Grow up.  Move on.  And if you really have to shut this world off and you don't care at who's expense, turn the gun on yourself, first.  For the kids.
 
2013-02-27 03:07:07 PM

Evil Mackerel: Corn Nuts.


If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time...
 
2013-02-27 03:44:39 PM
Toddlers shouldn't be making meth anyways
 
2013-02-27 03:53:26 PM
Goddamn it, they should force these inbred retards to drink draino. We don't need a couple of meth addled welfare leeches in prison on my tax money. Shoot all the meth heads and coke dealers!
 
2013-02-27 03:55:34 PM

bunner: I don't wish to seem unhip or not all bleeding edge or anything, but I cannot help but think that - after even a cursory glance at the last 50 years of dope culture - that it really isn't doing much good.  The most optimistic cost / benefit analysis seems to shape up to dope culture being useless and fraught with harm.

I don't wish to pee in the pool of cool, but I think that perhaps it's time to shift our priorities from shoving dangerous substances up our asses and more effort be put forth to repair the cheap little world we've created that leads people to this, so far, less than useful behavior.  .02 USD.

Collateral damage may sound all tough monkey heavy when some B actor in an action movie says it, but if half of your teeth are sitting in a margarine container and your gaping sore festooned face is cast towards your child's hospital bed because you need to live like a pharmacological cesspool, it may be time to look into another hobby.

The days of flowers in your hair and whirling around to some poorly mixed band while stoned sh*tless because "we're changing the world, man!"  Are over.  Over.  The pose is a thin film of what was once, briefly and - if you look at it - none to effectively stylish and now it's an alligator pit of armed illiterates in bandannas singing packets, mud stupid hilljacks cooking household cleaning products into sh*t speed, shootings, gangs, cartels, trigger happy federales, dime store criminal types and a plethora of sh*tbags hoovering up resources and returning nothing but violence, misery and hospital charts.  It's not hip anymore.  It's not all peace, love and dancing in the park, folks.  It's a misery farm.  And your "culture" is a pail of moldy piss and the stink of it is not longer redolent with patchouli.  It's just stink.  Grow up.  Move on.  And if you really have to shut this world off and you don't care at who's expense, turn the gun on yourself, first.  For the kids.


Oh, I'm sorry. Your comment makes absolutely no f*cking sense. Are you high?
 
2013-02-27 03:58:02 PM
Yep. We're gonna put this by the stretcher the whole way to the hospital.

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Just to ward off the bad juju.
 
2013-02-27 04:12:23 PM

Richard C Stanford: Oh, I'm sorry. Your comment makes absolutely no f*cking sense. Are you high?


I am not responsible for your level or reading comprehension.  Please bring more cheap insults cause I am so very bored and after all, This Is FARK™.  *snort*
 
2013-02-27 04:17:17 PM

bunner: Richard C Stanford: Oh, I'm sorry. Your comment makes absolutely no f*cking sense. Are you high?

I am not responsible for your level or reading comprehension.  Please bring more cheap insults cause I am so very bored and after all, This Is FARK™.  *snort*


Your post made about as much sense as meow said the dog.
 
2013-02-27 04:20:12 PM

GranoblasticMan: Your post made about as much sense as meow said the dog.


Oh, goody.  A dog pile.  Try reading it within the framework of historical reference, if you can.  Or, you know, don't.  But just because you can't see past the one area of bark you're chipping away at on that one tree, that doesn't make my rather clear view of the forest irrelevant.  No, it actually doesn't.  Next dog.
 
2013-02-27 04:36:47 PM

boyvoyeur: The child's mother, 25-year old Victoria Lauren Cain, was charged with child neglect. Facing drug charges in connection with the meth lab are Debbie Anne Harris, 43; John Quincy Adams, 145; Justin Eric Godwin, 30; and Ronnie Eugene Olson, 39.


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Whaaaa?
 
2013-02-27 04:36:56 PM
Manufacturing meth should be instant death sentence.  End of story
 
2013-02-27 07:19:04 PM

japlemon: Manufacturing meth should be instant death sentence.  End of story


So you work for big pharma, now?
 
2013-02-27 07:28:33 PM
kids are farking retarded
 
2013-02-27 08:09:46 PM
agreed; most kids are really dumb
 
2013-02-27 08:42:22 PM

GranoblasticMan: bunner: Richard C Stanford: Oh, I'm sorry. Your comment makes absolutely no f*cking sense. Are you high?

I am not responsible for your level or reading comprehension.  Please bring more cheap insults cause I am so very bored and after all, This Is FARK™.  *snort*

Your post made about as much sense as meow said the dog.


Is a post saying "hey, maybe people should look at what happens to themselves when they do drugs" and "Stop being selfish and thinking you getting high because you're bored has no effect on those around you (or even those not around you" really not make any sense?

Don't do drugs. They're bad for you. Making drugs inherently part of your culture (like in the 60s) has not, and will not, accomplish anything.

But this is Fark so hurr derp derp hurr
 
2013-02-28 06:39:21 AM

japlemon: Manufacturing meth should be instant death sentence.  End of story


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-28 07:05:45 AM

Oakenhelm: GranoblasticMan: bunner: Richard C Stanford: Oh, I'm sorry. Your comment makes absolutely no f*cking sense. Are you high?

I am not responsible for your level or reading comprehension.  Please bring more cheap insults cause I am so very bored and after all, This Is FARK™.  *snort*

Your post made about as much sense as meow said the dog.

Is a post saying "hey, maybe people should look at what happens to themselves when they do drugs" and "Stop being selfish and thinking you getting high because you're bored has no effect on those around you (or even those not around you" really not make any sense?

Don't do drugs. They're bad for you. Making drugs inherently part of your culture (like in the 60s) has not, and will not, accomplish anything.

But this is Fark so hurr derp derp hurr


Well he could have just said that instead of going into a pretentious and incoherent rant.
 
2013-02-28 02:30:43 PM

Richard C Stanford: Well he could have just said that instead of going into a pretentious and incoherent rant.


If I wanted an editor, I'd fill out a form.  If you can't deal with people who write well without labeling them as pretentious, that's your problem.  I try to be engaging and descriptive in order to put forth ideas that don't fit onto a three by five card and, usually - I am told- I succeed. It was quite coherent, save for a couple of typos, and I have sat through your movie before and I know why you're here and I know the the warp and woof of the sh*tstorm of dime store ad hominen that's sure to follow should I continue to acknowledge your pissing and moaning.  So I wont.  *click*
 
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