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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Legal tip of the day: You probably won't be successful in court if you threaten to kill, cook, and eat the judge's family   (ajc.com) divider line 5
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2013-02-27 12:19:08 PM  
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buckler: Bond was denied Tuesday for a Cobb County man that allegedly threatened to eat a judge's children after killing his family.

It's "who", idiot journalist. Christ, are there no editors anymore?


Or "what", if you live in Tennessee.
2013-02-27 12:16:13 PM  
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GranoblasticMan: I think it was all just a big misunderstanding...

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ordinary-gentlemen.com

Some sort of agenda?
2013-02-27 11:37:55 AM  
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Guessing the gentleman in question looked something like this:

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2013-02-27 10:56:35 AM  
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CapeFearCadaver: When I was getting my ex parte DVOP, a man rushed into the courtroom threatening the judge with:
"I'm gonna beat you worse than I beat that c*nt! I know where you live, I'll farkin' FIND you!"
Screaming while the bailiff and another officer where taking him down. Judge sits up there unmoved by the outburst and once he's pulled out of there she looks to the recorder? woman next to her and says:
"Well, at least his attentions are on me and not on his ex..."

One has to be a whole other level of crazy to threaten a farking judge. In what world would that work?


I've threatened a judge, and it worked.

Granted, I was maybe 12 years old, she was my neighbor, and she had a habit of forgetting to pay me for doing yardwork for her.  So, I took a stand and told her to pay up or I wouldn't mow her stupid lawn anymore.
2013-02-27 10:50:46 AM  
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When I was getting my ex parte DVOP, a man rushed into the courtroom threatening the judge with:
"I'm gonna beat you worse than I beat that c*nt! I know where you live, I'll farkin' FIND you!"
Screaming while the bailiff and another officer where taking him down. Judge sits up there unmoved by the outburst and once he's pulled out of there she looks to the recorder? woman next to her and says:
"Well, at least his attentions are on me and not on his ex..."

One has to be a whole other level of crazy to threaten a farking judge. In what world would that work?
 
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