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(WFTV Orlando)   "Those are my daddy's hoes" says seven-year old   ( ) divider line 24
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2013-02-27 11:01:55 AM  
9 votes:
2013-02-27 12:11:30 PM  
6 votes:

Sean Connery: "That would be your MOTHER, Trebek! Ha! Take THAT, ye poltroon!"
2013-02-27 12:12:27 PM  
5 votes:

MrJesus: My daddy ate my eyes.

You're a bad man, MrJesus. A very bad man.
2013-02-27 12:23:38 PM  
3 votes:
Alex: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
[Ken rings in]Alex: Ken.
Ken: What's a hoe?
Alex: No.[the audience laughs in reaction]
Alex: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?
[Al rings in]Alex: Al.
Al: What's a rake?
Alex: A rake is right.

both are correct, no?
2013-02-27 12:20:37 PM  
3 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: MrJesus: My daddy ate my eyes.

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You're a bad man, MrJesus. A very bad man.
'Chu better watch your ass, cthulhu...
2013-02-27 01:51:11 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-27 01:16:05 PM  
2 votes:
 Never out your old man, kid.
2013-02-27 01:09:37 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-27 12:47:37 PM  
2 votes:
2013-02-27 12:39:48 PM  
2 votes:

xanadian: State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle says human trafficking is similar to domestic violence. She called it "affection -- with torture."

There are some fetishists who really get into that, ya know...

And boom goes the dynamite.
2013-02-27 12:18:27 PM  
2 votes:
What kind of pimp didn't teach his kid about not snitching?
2013-02-27 12:10:35 PM  
2 votes:
My daddy ate my eyes.
2013-02-27 12:09:09 PM  
2 votes:
He sounds like quite a rake.
2013-02-27 12:08:25 PM  
2 votes:

2013-02-27 01:44:44 PM  
1 vote:
biatch better have my money. Not some, not part, but ALL my gottamn money!!
2013-02-27 01:04:40 PM  
1 vote:

"There is no justice!"
2013-02-27 12:30:27 PM  
1 vote:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: These are my daddy's ho cakes.

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Hos gotta eat too.
2013-02-27 12:27:08 PM  
1 vote:
"Those are his bottom b*tches" said Butters, then added "Oh hamburgers!"
2013-02-27 12:24:47 PM  
1 vote:
Just another case of calling a spade a farking shovel.
2013-02-27 12:20:18 PM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: [ image 622x511]

I was not expecting to see the world's biggest hoe. Fitzy's grandmother would be proud.
2013-02-27 12:17:41 PM  
1 vote:
This "bring your child to work" day is turning into a real pain in the ass.
2013-02-27 11:49:42 AM  
1 vote:

Sure they're ugly, but why are daddy shoes illegal?
2013-02-27 11:32:34 AM  
1 vote:
2013-02-27 11:05:10 AM  
1 vote:
What a bunch of hoes might look like.
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