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(WFTV Orlando)   "Those are my daddy's hoes" says seven-year old   (wftv.com) divider line 34
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2013-02-27 12:20:37 PM  
4 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: MrJesus: My daddy ate my eyes.

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You're a bad man, MrJesus. A very bad man.


24.media.tumblr.com
'Chu better watch your ass, cthulhu...
2013-02-27 12:12:27 PM  
3 votes:

MrJesus: My daddy ate my eyes.


www.tvworthwatching.com

You're a bad man, MrJesus. A very bad man.
2013-02-27 12:09:25 PM  
3 votes:
Slavery should be a capital offense.  Forcing people into sex slavery is even worse.
2013-02-27 01:26:11 PM  
2 votes:

paygun: All cultures have equal value.


Nope. Some cultures aren't just different than other cultures. They're BETTER.
The rule of law is better than the rule of theocracy.
Freedom of speech is better than a lack of freedom of speech.
Women are allowed to go about in public and unescorted in this country and you're not allowed to beat them.
2013-02-27 01:16:05 PM  
2 votes:
 Never out your old man, kid.

i296.photobucket.com
2013-02-27 01:09:37 PM  
2 votes:
Obligatory:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-02-27 01:04:40 PM  
2 votes:
warshawcr0607.wikispaces.com

"There is no justice!"
2013-02-27 12:46:49 PM  
2 votes:

ltdanman44: Alex: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
[Ken rings in]Alex: Ken.
Ken: What's a hoe?
Alex: No.[the audience laughs in reaction]
Alex: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?
[Al rings in]Alex: Al.
Al: What's a rake?
Alex: A rake is right.

both are correct, no?


I thought the ho/hoe was the one that provided the pleasure, not the one seeking the pleasure.
2013-02-27 12:25:06 PM  
2 votes:
Pimps, all of those involved in human sexual slavery are below the scum of the earth. I despise those that make money off of someone else's misery.

It's a damn shame this asswipe has reproduced. He needs to be castrated without anesthesia.
2013-02-27 12:23:38 PM  
2 votes:
Alex: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
[Ken rings in]Alex: Ken.
Ken: What's a hoe?
Alex: No.[the audience laughs in reaction]
Alex: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?
[Al rings in]Alex: Al.
Al: What's a rake?
Alex: A rake is right.


both are correct, no?
2013-02-27 03:56:26 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Meh.  Pretty sad group.  Only G603L has usable holes.


Also this
regretfulmorning.com
2013-02-27 03:38:40 PM  
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Prosecutors say when police pulled Burton over and inquired about the two women in the car, the child said, "those are my daddy's hoes."

The hos were dead, right? Because if they're riding up front with you, they're call girls. If they're dead and in the trunk, then they're hos.


It wasn't him...

www.hotflick.net
2013-02-27 03:38:30 PM  
1 votes:

MrJesus: My daddy ate my eyes.


Wasn't MY hoes this time.
2013-02-27 03:23:39 PM  
1 votes:
The kid was talking about hoedads.


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fp.auburn.edu
2013-02-27 01:44:44 PM  
1 votes:
biatch better have my money. Not some, not part, but ALL my gottamn money!!
2013-02-27 01:44:11 PM  
1 votes:
kinofilms.tv

Obscure?
2013-02-27 01:42:46 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 850x552]
What a bunch of hoes might look like.

Meh.  Pretty sad group.  Only G603L has usable holes.


This thought
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2013-02-27 01:38:12 PM  
1 votes:
Family farming is the bulwark of a strong America.
i.imgur.com
2013-02-27 01:33:48 PM  
1 votes:
i235.photobucket.com

/got nothin'
2013-02-27 01:13:11 PM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

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Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]

Totally agree.

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She's in violation of 4 U.S.C., section 8(d)!

STONE HER!  Oh wait, that's the other culture. No penalty for wearing the flag, or not covering herself sufficiently (especially her hair, the whore), but she's with her father so she is actually allowed to be out of the house.
2013-02-27 01:05:37 PM  
1 votes:
i.ytimg.com
2013-02-27 12:53:37 PM  
1 votes:

paygun: All cultures have equal value.


No.  Not really.

www.lifesitenews.com
2013-02-27 12:47:37 PM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-02-27 12:40:44 PM  
1 votes:
2013-02-27 12:29:49 PM  
1 votes:
He probably thought it was pretty cute to teach his kid to say that in front of his friends. Oh, that will never come back to bite him in the ass.
2013-02-27 12:26:46 PM  
1 votes:
These are my daddy's ho cakes.

i51.tinypic.com
2013-02-27 12:20:18 PM  
1 votes:

Sybarite: [25.media.tumblr.com image 622x511]


I was not expecting to see the world's biggest hoe. Fitzy's grandmother would be proud.
2013-02-27 12:18:27 PM  
1 votes:
What kind of pimp didn't teach his kid about not snitching?
2013-02-27 12:17:41 PM  
1 votes:
This "bring your child to work" day is turning into a real pain in the ass.
2013-02-27 12:11:30 PM  
1 votes:
scottydoesntknow:
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Sean Connery: "That would be your MOTHER, Trebek! Ha! Take THAT, ye poltroon!"
2013-02-27 12:10:35 PM  
1 votes:
My daddy ate my eyes.
2013-02-27 12:08:25 PM  
1 votes:
GIVE THEM BACK.  YOU ARE A DOG.

THEY DON'T EVEN FIT...
2013-02-27 11:32:34 AM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 09:10:30 AM  
1 votes:
keen farmer then
 
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