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(WFTV Orlando)   "Those are my daddy's hoes" says seven-year old   (wftv.com) divider line 106
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2013-02-27 01:05:11 PM  

Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

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"Every corner of the human race may have something to contribute. That does not mean that all contributions are equal. ... It is scarcely the same thing to put a man on the moon as to put a bone in your nose."
--William A. Henry III,In Defense of Elitism
 
2013-02-27 01:05:37 PM  
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2013-02-27 01:05:44 PM  

Begoggle: Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

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Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

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Totally agree.

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I agree with you.
 
2013-02-27 01:07:02 PM  
Who bails out the pimp?
 
2013-02-27 01:07:32 PM  
 
2013-02-27 01:09:00 PM  

stuhayes2010: Who bails out the pimp?


The bottom biatch.

Don't you know anything?
 
2013-02-27 01:09:37 PM  
Obligatory:

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-02-27 01:11:15 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]

"Every corner of the human race may have something to contribute. That does not mean that all contributions are equal. ... It is scarcely the same thing to put a man on the moon as to put a bone in your nose."
--William A. Henry III,In Defense of Elitism


It is scarcely the same thing to put a man on the moon as to be the same race, nationality, religion, political alignment, etc. of someone who put a man on the moon.
 
2013-02-27 01:13:11 PM  

Begoggle: Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]

Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]

Totally agree.

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She's in violation of 4 U.S.C., section 8(d)!

STONE HER!  Oh wait, that's the other culture. No penalty for wearing the flag, or not covering herself sufficiently (especially her hair, the whore), but she's with her father so she is actually allowed to be out of the house.
 
2013-02-27 01:15:54 PM  

paygun: All cultures have equal value.


No, they don't.
 
2013-02-27 01:16:05 PM  
 Never out your old man, kid.

i296.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 01:21:35 PM  

give me doughnuts: Begoggle: Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]

Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]

Totally agree.

[img397.imageshack.us image 225x311]

She's in violation of 4 U.S.C., section 8(d)!

STONE HER!  Oh wait, that's the other culture. No penalty for wearing the flag, or not covering herself sufficiently (especially her hair, the whore), but she's with her father so she is actually allowed to be out of the house.


*blows whistle* Illegal politics down field.10 yd penalty and loss of down.
 
2013-02-27 01:26:11 PM  

paygun: All cultures have equal value.


Nope. Some cultures aren't just different than other cultures. They're BETTER.
The rule of law is better than the rule of theocracy.
Freedom of speech is better than a lack of freedom of speech.
Women are allowed to go about in public and unescorted in this country and you're not allowed to beat them.
 
2013-02-27 01:27:09 PM  
 I bet he'll learn some more creative Euphemisms to use around Jr.
But I'm guessing he's not an english major so maybe not. Hope he enjoys his time on the other side of that bussiness model.

hypnozombie
 
2013-02-27 01:32:20 PM  
G601L and G605L look like that would be easy to adapt into good zombie-killing tools.
Sort of a long-handled Lobo.
 
2013-02-27 01:33:48 PM  
i235.photobucket.com

/got nothin'
 
2013-02-27 01:36:23 PM  
Aww, take a pill!  Women have only been on an equal legal footing in the US since 1920.
 
2013-02-27 01:37:49 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]


I didn't know "john" was a gardening implement
 
2013-02-27 01:38:12 PM  
Family farming is the bulwark of a strong America.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-27 01:42:46 PM  

Diogenes: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 850x552]
What a bunch of hoes might look like.

Meh.  Pretty sad group.  Only G603L has usable holes.


This thought
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 01:44:11 PM  
kinofilms.tv

Obscure?
 
2013-02-27 01:44:44 PM  
biatch better have my money. Not some, not part, but ALL my gottamn money!!
 
2013-02-27 01:51:07 PM  

NutWrench: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

Nope. Some cultures aren't just different than other cultures. They're BETTER.
The rule of law is better than the rule of theocracy.
Freedom of speech is better than a lack of freedom of speech.
Women are allowed to go about in public and unescorted in this country and you're not allowed to beat them.


The pimping community frowns on your nonsense
 
2013-02-27 01:51:11 PM  
HoDaddy.com?
 
2013-02-27 01:55:18 PM  

vudukungfu: hopefully the taxpayers will fork over the needed funds to rehabilitate this wayward lad and we can all hold hand and sing kumbayah.
Personally, I say make him dig his own hole, and give him two taps.


And have the next subhuman POS in line fill on the hole
 
2013-02-27 01:55:56 PM  

Pair-o-Dice: biatch better have my money. Not some, not part, but ALL my gottamn money!!


It's been out for a long time and you've probably seen it, but 'American Pimp' is a fascinating documentary about pimping, and those pimps say some pretty farking funny things. It should have won an Oscar, but it kinda glorifies pimping until the very end.
 
2013-02-27 02:00:13 PM  

paygun: All cultures have equal value.


Are you seriously getting bites with that one?! What a sad thread.
 
2013-02-27 02:02:51 PM  

Biff_Steel: Hos gotta eat too.


*le sigh*

"Ho?"

"Who you callin a 'ho'?"
 
2013-02-27 02:07:00 PM  

Walker: "Those are his bottom b*tches" said Butters, then added "Oh hamburgers!"


Yes, I think I understand what you are saying.
 
2013-02-27 02:18:02 PM  
Isn't that cute?

BUT IT'S WRONG!
 
2013-02-27 02:22:47 PM  

HighOnCraic: [i.ytimg.com image 442x360]


OMG!  This is my favorite SNL skit ever!  I watched this on youtube this morning for totally unrelated reasons and laughed so freakin hard!
 
2013-02-27 02:26:41 PM  
My mind couldnt process a 7 year old saying Hoes, so it filled in Shoes.  I must be in a good mood because usually it would be the other way around.
 
2013-02-27 02:32:12 PM  

BigNumber12: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

Are you seriously getting bites with that one?! What a sad thread.


The worst part is that most of the people responding didn't realize he/she was being sarcastic.
 
2013-02-27 02:39:13 PM  
Came for the big dirt spoon from Corner Gas

And leaving satisfied.

/or is it huge earth turner?
//that big dirty hoe!
 
2013-02-27 02:39:45 PM  
flowingdata.com
 
2013-02-27 02:44:00 PM  

DROxINxTHExWIND: BigNumber12: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

Are you seriously getting bites with that one?! What a sad thread.

The worst part is that most of the people responding didn't realize he/she was being sarcastic.


That's what I mean. This thread reads like the comments section of an msnbc article. One clever person makes a joke, and fifty miss it completely and attempt to correct or argue with them.
 
2013-02-27 02:47:37 PM  
I hope that "man" is used and abused in prison. And never comes back out.
 
2013-02-27 02:58:54 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: He sounds like quite a rake.


LOL.
 
2013-02-27 03:05:28 PM  

xanadian: State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle says human trafficking is similar to domestic violence. She called it "affection -- with torture."

There are some fetishists who really get into that, ya know...


Is that like calling rape suprise sex?
 
2013-02-27 03:20:55 PM  

groppet: xanadian: State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle says human trafficking is similar to domestic violence. She called it "affection -- with torture."

There are some fetishists who really get into that, ya know...

Is that like calling rape suprise sex?


Only if it is in the butt!
 
2013-02-27 03:23:39 PM  
The kid was talking about hoedads.


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fp.auburn.edu
 
2013-02-27 03:30:20 PM  

Begoggle: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]

"Every corner of the human race may have something to contribute. That does not mean that all contributions are equal. ... It is scarcely the same thing to put a man on the moon as to put a bone in your nose."
--William A. Henry III,In Defense of Elitism

It is scarcely the same thing to put a man on the moon as to be the same race, nationality, religion, political alignment, etc. of someone who put a man on the moon.


No, that is a false equivalency.  The United States and Russia put the combined output of an entire generation behind putting a man on the moon.  That is not nothing, and to act like it is, that my friend is idiotic.

While the village may have helped the man with the bone in his nose, it is not in any way comparable, and you damn well know it.

I didn't participate in the Moon Landing, but the company I worked for a few years ago did, and I got to help on a project for Mars (it's currently rolling around sampling dirt).  My friends and family helped me, I helped the space program, and the moon landing was the impetus for all of it.

Go be small minded somewhere else.
 
2013-02-27 03:38:30 PM  

MrJesus: My daddy ate my eyes.


Wasn't MY hoes this time.
 
2013-02-27 03:38:40 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Prosecutors say when police pulled Burton over and inquired about the two women in the car, the child said, "those are my daddy's hoes."

The hos were dead, right? Because if they're riding up front with you, they're call girls. If they're dead and in the trunk, then they're hos.


It wasn't him...

www.hotflick.net
 
2013-02-27 03:56:26 PM  

Diogenes: Meh.  Pretty sad group.  Only G603L has usable holes.


Also this
regretfulmorning.com
 
2013-02-27 04:33:49 PM  
i273.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 04:51:08 PM  
She called it "affection -- with torture."

WTF AM I READING?
 
2013-02-27 05:00:42 PM  
"My daddy ate my eyes."
 
2013-02-27 05:33:27 PM  
open season on pimps...?
kill one today?

/foxnews style
 
2013-02-27 06:31:14 PM  

CJHardin: [flowingdata.com image 850x544]


I could not stop laughing when I saw this map.

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