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2013-02-27 09:10:30 AM  
keen farmer then
 
2013-02-27 09:11:13 AM  
State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle says human trafficking is similar to domestic violence. She called it "affection -- with torture."

There are some fetishists who really get into that, ya know...
 
2013-02-27 09:11:29 AM  
landscape gardener?
 
2013-02-27 11:01:55 AM  
img2-2.timeinc.net
 
2013-02-27 11:03:15 AM  

scottydoesntknow: [img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]


Ah, yes, Ken Jennings finest moment.
 
2013-02-27 11:05:10 AM  
i105.photobucket.com
What a bunch of hoes might look like.
 
2013-02-27 11:18:56 AM  
This is your daddy's pipe cleaner.
 
2013-02-27 11:32:34 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-02-27 11:39:12 AM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 850x552]
What a bunch of hoes might look like.


Meh.  Pretty sad group.  Only G603L has usable holes.
 
2013-02-27 11:49:42 AM  
dontsimonmygarfunkel.files.wordpress.com

Sure they're ugly, but why are daddy shoes illegal?
 
2013-02-27 12:06:45 PM  
All cultures have equal value.
 
2013-02-27 12:07:49 PM  
Came here for the "affection with torture" comments.  Holy balls Florida.  You're about to make me take you off of my job-hunting state list...
 
2013-02-27 12:08:25 PM  
GIVE THEM BACK.  YOU ARE A DOG.

THEY DON'T EVEN FIT...
 
2013-02-27 12:09:09 PM  
He sounds like quite a rake.
 
2013-02-27 12:09:25 PM  
Slavery should be a capital offense.  Forcing people into sex slavery is even worse.
 
2013-02-27 12:10:01 PM  
Daddy says, "Pimpin' ain't easy, yo!"

/ momma says, "Life is like a party at a frat house; you never know what you're gonna get."
 
2013-02-27 12:10:03 PM  
More ho's than Santa.
 
2013-02-27 12:10:09 PM  
The Plymouth hoe is mighty popular.
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 12:10:35 PM  
My daddy ate my eyes.
 
2013-02-27 12:11:30 PM  
scottydoesntknow:
img2-2.timeinc.net

Sean Connery: "That would be your MOTHER, Trebek! Ha! Take THAT, ye poltroon!"
 
2013-02-27 12:11:39 PM  
How many rows would a good ho hoe if a good ho could hoe rows?
 
2013-02-27 12:12:27 PM  

MrJesus: My daddy ate my eyes.


www.tvworthwatching.com

You're a bad man, MrJesus. A very bad man.
 
2013-02-27 12:17:41 PM  
This "bring your child to work" day is turning into a real pain in the ass.
 
2013-02-27 12:18:27 PM  
What kind of pimp didn't teach his kid about not snitching?
 
2013-02-27 12:20:18 PM  

Sybarite: [25.media.tumblr.com image 622x511]


I was not expecting to see the world's biggest hoe. Fitzy's grandmother would be proud.
 
2013-02-27 12:20:37 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: MrJesus: My daddy ate my eyes.

[www.tvworthwatching.com image 300x222]

You're a bad man, MrJesus. A very bad man.


24.media.tumblr.com
'Chu better watch your ass, cthulhu...
 
2013-02-27 12:21:31 PM  
But, did he luv dem hoes?
 
2013-02-27 12:23:38 PM  
Alex: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
[Ken rings in]Alex: Ken.
Ken: What's a hoe?
Alex: No.[the audience laughs in reaction]
Alex: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?
[Al rings in]Alex: Al.
Al: What's a rake?
Alex: A rake is right.


both are correct, no?
 
2013-02-27 12:24:47 PM  
Just another case of calling a spade a farking shovel.
 
2013-02-27 12:25:06 PM  
Pimps, all of those involved in human sexual slavery are below the scum of the earth. I despise those that make money off of someone else's misery.

It's a damn shame this asswipe has reproduced. He needs to be castrated without anesthesia.
 
2013-02-27 12:26:46 PM  
These are my daddy's ho cakes.

i51.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-27 12:27:08 PM  
"Those are his bottom b*tches" said Butters, then added "Oh hamburgers!"
 
2013-02-27 12:27:54 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 850x552]
What a bunch of hoes might look like.


G603L, would hit. Giggity!!
 
2013-02-27 12:29:49 PM  
He probably thought it was pretty cute to teach his kid to say that in front of his friends. Oh, that will never come back to bite him in the ass.
 
2013-02-27 12:30:08 PM  

paygun: All cultures have equal value.


I know. He should have doe this behind the closed doors of his mansion. And he should have called them "call girls". Now, THAT'S classy.
 
2013-02-27 12:30:27 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: These are my daddy's ho cakes.

[i51.tinypic.com image 400x300]


Hos gotta eat too.
 
2013-02-27 12:33:23 PM  
Prosecutors say when police pulled Burton over and inquired about the two women in the car, the child said, "those are my daddy's hoes."

The hos were dead, right? Because if they're riding up front with you, they're call girls. If they're dead and in the trunk, then they're hos.
 
2013-02-27 12:34:26 PM  
hopefully the taxpayers will fork over the needed funds to rehabilitate this wayward lad and we can all hold hand and sing kumbayah.
Personally, I say make him dig his own hole, and give him two taps.
 
2013-02-27 12:39:48 PM  

xanadian: State Attorney Katherine Fernandez Rundle says human trafficking is similar to domestic violence. She called it "affection -- with torture."

There are some fetishists who really get into that, ya know...


And boom goes the dynamite.
 
2013-02-27 12:40:44 PM  
 
2013-02-27 12:41:53 PM  
Ugh. between this asshat and the meth-cooking-drano-in-a-sippy-cup guy, I'm calling a 'Flori-duh Parent of the Year' trifecta in play.
 
2013-02-27 12:46:49 PM  

ltdanman44: Alex: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
[Ken rings in]Alex: Ken.
Ken: What's a hoe?
Alex: No.[the audience laughs in reaction]
Alex: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?
[Al rings in]Alex: Al.
Al: What's a rake?
Alex: A rake is right.

both are correct, no?


I thought the ho/hoe was the one that provided the pleasure, not the one seeking the pleasure.
 
2013-02-27 12:47:37 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-02-27 12:50:16 PM  

NutWrench: scottydoesntknow:
[img2-2.timeinc.net image 400x300]

Sean Connery: "That would be your MOTHER, Trebek! Ha! Take THAT, ye poltroon!"


It is dangerous to go alone take this +1.
 
2013-02-27 12:51:34 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 850x552]
What a bunch of hoes might look like.



Pimp Daddies, keep those hoe's in line with the G604L double penetrator.  Designed to drive your point home.
 
2013-02-27 12:53:37 PM  

paygun: All cultures have equal value.


No.  Not really.

www.lifesitenews.com
 
2013-02-27 12:59:27 PM  

ltdanman44: Alex: This term for a long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
[Ken rings in]Alex: Ken.
Ken: What's a hoe?
Alex: No.[the audience laughs in reaction]
Alex: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. They teach you that in school in Utah, huh?
[Al rings in]Alex: Al.
Al: What's a rake?
Alex: A rake is right.

both are correct, no?


What was the category?  Sometimes it needs to be a homonym instead of a homophone.  Rake/Rake vs. Ho/Hoe...although "ho" might not even be a word technically if it is slang...in fact, is there an offical spelling of ho?  Obviously, I always use "ho", but I guess "hoe" might be used by some poeple...
 
2013-02-27 01:01:20 PM  
Baby Powder: We gotta get out there and find my biatches!
Baby Wipe: Powder, can't we just call them employees?


___________________________________________________________________


Baby Powder: And i'm gonna tell you something, this pimpin' that I got in my blood, it came from a family tree. My granddaddy was a pimp. My great-great-great-granddaddy was a pimp. I'm talking 'bout pimpin' since been pimpin' since been pimpin'!
 
2013-02-27 01:04:40 PM  
warshawcr0607.wikispaces.com

"There is no justice!"
 
2013-02-27 01:05:00 PM  

Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]


Two16: paygun: All cultures have equal value.

No.  Not really.

[www.lifesitenews.com image 156x195]


Totally agree.

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