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(The New York Times)   Study sees more breasts at young age. Man, even studies get luckier than subby   (nytimes.com) divider line 20
    More: Scary, Seattle Children's Hospital, population of the United States, Langone Medical Center, breast cancer, boobs, clinical research, Dr. J  
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2013-02-27 10:28:05 AM  
SOMEONE GOT PAID TO PRODUCE THAT STUDY?!

img221.imageshack.us
 
2013-02-27 10:57:23 AM  
Baby got back freaked me out a little.

Baby got RACK? Well that blew my doors of perception clear of their hinges.

Last night the baby monitor went off and it was my turn to feed the little girl.  Well, when I saw Braparella laying in her crib looking like she was smuggling two Butterball turkeys in her Lil' Stinker halter top I totally freaked.

All I could stammer out was "Breastfeed yourself little scruffer, daddy is going to drink his face off."
 
2013-02-27 11:00:59 AM  

brap: Baby got back freaked me out a little.

Baby got RACK? Well that blew my doors of perception clear of their hinges.

Last night the baby monitor went off and it was my turn to feed the little girl.  Well, when I saw Braparella laying in her crib looking like she was smuggling two Butterball turkeys in her Lil' Stinker halter top I totally freaked.

All I could stammer out was "Breastfeed yourself little scruffer, daddy is going to drink his face off."


Your story freaked me out a lot. So what happened next?
 
2013-02-27 11:40:45 AM  
Why don't you have a seat over there, scientists.
 
2013-02-27 11:54:19 AM  

show me: brap: Baby got back freaked me out a little.

Baby got RACK? Well that blew my doors of perception clear of their hinges.

Last night the baby monitor went off and it was my turn to feed the little girl.  Well, when I saw Braparella laying in her crib looking like she was smuggling two Butterball turkeys in her Lil' Stinker halter top I totally freaked.

All I could stammer out was "Breastfeed yourself little scruffer, daddy is going to drink his face off."

Your story freaked me out a lot. So what happened next?


They all moved in with their uncle in Bel Air.
 
2013-02-27 11:58:51 AM  

Lochsteppe: show me: brap: Baby got back freaked me out a little.

Baby got RACK? Well that blew my doors of perception clear of their hinges.

Last night the baby monitor went off and it was my turn to feed the little girl.  Well, when I saw Braparella laying in her crib looking like she was smuggling two Butterball turkeys in her Lil' Stinker halter top I totally freaked.

All I could stammer out was "Breastfeed yourself little scruffer, daddy is going to drink his face off."

Your story freaked me out a lot. So what happened next?

They all moved in with their uncle in Bel Air.


Bel Air being known for their breast cancer treatment
 
2013-02-27 12:05:42 PM  

BattleFrenchie28: Bel Air being known for their breast cancer treatment


I thought they were known for their breast implants
 
2013-02-27 12:15:56 PM  

show me: BattleFrenchie28: Bel Air being known for their breast cancer treatment

I thought they were known for their breast implants


Preventative measures, you know...
 
2013-02-27 12:22:37 PM  

show me: BattleFrenchie28: Bel Air being known for their breast cancer treatment

I thought they were known for their breast implants


It's true. You ever hear of an implant getting cancer?
 
2013-02-27 01:11:52 PM  
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 01:16:19 PM  

abhorrent1: [i184.photobucket.com image 544x700]


Wow, check out the rack on that 10 year old!
 
2013-02-27 01:40:26 PM  

Lochsteppe: show me: brap: Baby got back freaked me out a little.

Baby got RACK? Well that blew my doors of perception clear of their hinges.

Last night the baby monitor went off and it was my turn to feed the little girl.  Well, when I saw Braparella laying in her crib looking like she was smuggling two Butterball turkeys in her Lil' Stinker halter top I totally freaked.

All I could stammer out was "Breastfeed yourself little scruffer, daddy is going to drink his face off."

Your story freaked me out a lot. So what happened next?

They all moved in with their uncle in Bel Air.


Coming soon to a tv near you...   "Fresh Breasts of Bel Air"  (?)
 
2013-02-27 03:16:18 PM  
Growth hormones given to cows are passed thru that wholesome milk kids drink every morning.
 
2013-02-27 03:55:48 PM  
The crap in our food has estrogenizing effects.  It's why women are maturing faster and why men seem to be getting womanlier.

/Just a theory
 
2013-02-27 03:58:53 PM  

Snatch Bandergrip: The crap in our food has estrogenizing effects.  It's why women are maturing faster and why men seem to be getting womanlier.

/Just a theory


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phthalate">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki /Phthalate
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenoestrogen">http://en.wikipedia.org/w iki/Xenoestrogen

its actually a big problem
 
2013-02-27 04:41:42 PM  
So nobody noticed that TFA is about breast cancer in women under 40 and not early puberty
 
2013-02-27 06:04:11 PM  

Insane_Cellist: So nobody noticed that TFA is about breast cancer in women under 40 and not early puberty


It's Fark.  Expecting anyone to RTFA is foolishness.

In any  case, it's a good question as to whether this increase is meaningful in any way.  Statistically significant, sure.    But an increase of less than 2 per 100,000?  Nailing down any sort of cause would be ludicrous.
 
2013-02-27 07:33:06 PM  
That's why they call him Study.
 
2013-02-27 11:51:13 PM  
that picture of the girl freaks me out. does that mean it's working?
 
2013-02-28 06:57:12 AM  
Reads headline:

i66.photobucket.com

Read's article:
s14.postimage.org
 
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