AirForceVet: Tragedy to hear about this. My condolences to his family and friends.
MBooda: impromptu complete-the-caption-contest:"We're gonna need a bigger..."
stevie1der: AverageAmericanGuy: If you gain their trust, great white sharks are actually quite docile.Hell of a step one there though.
Rawhead Rex: TNel: That's why I will not swim in the ocean. Humans are not apex predators once we step foot into the water, screw it the sharks can have the water.I know the odds of getting attacked are slim to none but that guy probably thought the same thing before he became dinner. Just need to get the kids terrified of sharks and then I won't ever have to go the beach again (other than lakes of course, and then only waist deep... damn phobias)Exactly this...I've already got my 10 year old daughter worried about sharks.Just make em watch Jaws, Deep Blue Sea, and The Reef.She's vowed to never get in the ocean.Woot!
ongbok: stevie1der: AverageAmericanGuy: If you gain their trust, great white sharks are actually quite docile.Hell of a step one there though.Really. What if the Great White is just an asshole or has trust issues?
AverageAmericanGuy: stevie1der: AverageAmericanGuy: If you gain their trust, great white sharks are actually quite docile.Hell of a step one there though.Doesn't seem so hard. Here's some chick swimming with a white.[www.nydailynews.com image 635x338]
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