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(Yahoo) Video Hey, don't worry kid. Maybe the coaches stopped paying attention the moment you crossed the 40 yard line and didn't see that faceplant   (sports.yahoo.com) divider line 19
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2013-02-27 09:41:31 AM  
He got taclked by Manti Teo's girlfriend.
 
2013-02-27 09:42:25 AM  
/not mine
 
2013-02-27 09:48:47 AM  
i232.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 10:11:33 AM  
though apparently not worthy of a greenlight, i would say this is the best video coming out of the combine:

Linemen run the 40 at the Combine, set to Chariots of Fire
 
2013-02-27 10:12:31 AM  
He trips faster than all of us run.   In fact I think about a third of us would trip on the walk in from the parking lot.
 
2013-02-27 10:27:47 AM  
In slow motion, there's a big puff of black dust or something right when he stumbles... Did he tear through the mat?
 
2013-02-27 10:52:02 AM  

Theaetetus: In slow motion, there's a big puff of black dust or something right when he stumbles... Did he tear through the mat?


It's the shredded rubber that's part of the artificial turf.  Indoor soccer places have it too, the shiat gets everywhere.
 
2013-02-27 10:55:10 AM  
4.38?  Faceplant or not, he was noticed.
 
2013-02-27 11:52:07 AM  
His name is Shamarko. I can't decide if that's annoying or plain awesome.
 
2013-02-27 12:01:18 PM  

markyp09: His name is Shamarko. I can't decide if that's annoying or plain awesome.


I bet he hated going to the pool as a kid.

/shamarko
//shapolo
 
2013-02-27 12:09:12 PM  

chopit: Theaetetus: In slow motion, there's a big puff of black dust or something right when he stumbles... Did he tear through the mat?

It's the shredded rubber that's part of the artificial turf.  Indoor soccer places have it too, the shiat gets everywhere.


I bring a little of it home after every indoor game. It's in my socks, in my underwear, etc.  I don't know how it gets in some of those places, but I figure in a few years i'll have enough to open my own indoor complex.
 
2013-02-27 02:04:03 PM  
How could he not see his own faceplant?
 
2013-02-27 03:42:00 PM  
Says on the screen he's 5'8" and 215.   See you in the CFL in 5 years, young fella!

Also, serious question:  What 40 yard times would Usain Bolt or other world class 100 meter runners achieve?  4.2?  4.1?  4.0?
 
2013-02-27 05:03:28 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: Says on the screen he's 5'8" and 215.   See you in the CFL in 5 years, young fella!

Also, serious question:  What 40 yard times would Usain Bolt or other world class 100 meter runners achieve?  4.2?  4.1?  4.0?


I heard it would probably be about 4.1
 
2013-02-27 06:54:03 PM  

greenboy: It's in my socks, in my underwear, etc. I don't know how it gets in some of those places


Have your mom show you next time she asks for a massage.
 
2013-02-27 08:19:46 PM  
Before the run, he crosses himself twice; once with his right hand, once with his left. I doubt he's actually Catholic, as they would never use their left hand to cross themselves. What's the ruling on non-Catholics (or Eastern Orhodox) crossing themselves - is it considered offensive/sacrilegious, or is it like a non-Jew saying "Oy vay"?
 
2013-02-28 07:33:37 AM  

puckrock2000: Before the run, he crosses himself twice; once with his right hand, once with his left. I doubt he's actually Catholic, as they would never use their left hand to cross themselves. What's the ruling on non-Catholics (or Eastern Orhodox) crossing themselves - is it considered offensive/sacrilegious, or is it like a non-Jew saying "Oy vay"?


Maybe he is just OCD?

/Gotta make it even
 
2013-03-01 09:33:20 AM  
i48.photobucket.com
"My father put his human penis in my mother's shamark vagina."
 
2013-03-01 03:18:17 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: Says on the screen he's 5'8" and 215.   See you in the CFL in 5 years, young fella!

Also, serious question:  What 40 yard times would Usain Bolt or other world class 100 meter runners achieve?  4.2?  4.1?  4.0?


Nope - I think this guy legit.  Fastest times and most weight lifted amongst all safeties. Decent smarts too. He will play even if its just special teams.
 
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