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(Politico)   Hey, Chuck. Sorry about that whole calling you the worst nominee to ever be nominated in the nomination history of nominations, but we're still cool, right?   (politico.com) divider line 15
    More: Followup, Hagel, Armed Services Committee, Kelly Ayotte, Emergency Committee for Israel, Bill Kristol, John McCain, senate democrats  
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2013-02-27 09:47:23 AM
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Hack Patooey: I wish Hagel would put out a press release about this.


"I've been approached by (n) Senators, who until yesterday were not just questioning my ability to perform the task I've been nominated for, but attacking me personally.  I would like to address them publicly with a big "fark you".  You're like the school bully who gets caught, threatened with suspension, and tries to say "I was just kidding" to avoid your fate.  No, you don't get a pass for this.  Again, fark you."


Now i've got killer drones
Ho-ho- ho
2013-02-27 11:32:15 AM
1 votes:

Corvus: "Chuck Hagel will be confirmed because Senate Democrats stood united behind President [Barack] Obama's nomination of the most controversial secretary of defense in modern times,"

What? Short memory huh?

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Not as controversial. You see he was nominated by a Republican Vice-President
2013-02-27 10:57:31 AM
1 votes:
Considering how John "Daddy got me my military career" McCain bent over backwards to kiss and make up to Bush and his cronies after they just about raped him during his first primary run, I think he needs to slap himself.

Also if I was Chuck, I'd send drones following those idiots and show them how effective he can be.  "Oh, here's a nice high resolution one with you and your pool boy senator..."
2013-02-27 10:51:05 AM
1 votes:

WaitWhatWhy: Doesn't matter if a bill that Obama wants passed is put to a vote and fails by a vote count of 434-1 (if it's in the House) or 99-1 (Senate); if the one vote in favor is a Republican, that Representative/Senator is a traitor (and will very likely face a Primary challenge)

So do we add Rand Paul to the LOPCATGOPATA now? Really? Farking A, these people are retarded.


I'd hate to be on the committee assigned to find a bigger dipshiat than Rand Paul.
2013-02-27 10:50:40 AM
1 votes:

WaitWhatWhy: So do we add Rand Paul to the LOPCATGOPATA now? Really? Farking A, these people are retarded.


How about just Tea Party? Since it seems that the Tea Party is too left for these retards
2013-02-27 10:49:23 AM
1 votes:

King Something: theknuckler_33: NateGrey: Republicans are taking it....well.

"The four GOP senators who voted to confirm Hagel were Sens. Thad Cochran (Miss.), Mike Johanns (Neb.), Richard Shelby (Ala.), and Rand Paul (Ky.)." May these four TRAITORS die a very agonizing and slow _____ ! They enable our enemies to rule over our military! Link

This kind of reaction just exemplifies how stupid freepers are. There were still 41 Republicans who voted against confirmation. Enough to filibuster. Why the hate for these 4 guys? Without a filibuster, Hagel was going to be confirmed without a single GOP vote. Dumbasses.

Their problem with those four "traitors" has nothing to do with the fact that there were enough GOP votes against nomination to sustain a filibuster and everything to do with the fact that they dared to agree with B. HUSSEIN 0bama on anything at all.

Doesn't matter if a bill that Obama wants passed is put to a vote and fails by a vote count of 434-1 (if it's in the House) or 99-1 (Senate); if the one vote in favor is a Republican, that Representative/Senator is a traitor (and will very likely face a Primary challenge)


So do we add Rand Paul to the LOPCATGOPATA now? Really? Farking A, these people are retarded.
2013-02-27 10:27:54 AM
1 votes:

Witty_Retort: I wish when the first one of these cock-stains comes to ask him for MOAR FUNDING for their state's military base or contractors, Hagel's response would be, "How does no sound?"

He could leave these a-holes out to dry and let their district eat them alive.

/Sessions's and the rest gonna be surprised if there is another round of base closures.
//It is not wasteful spending if it comes to our district.
///Why do they come in threes?


Even better:

"I would love to give that money to Alabama Senator Sessions, but unfortunately, I have to divert those funds to protecting Israel and stopping Iran's nuclear program.  You understand, I hope?"
2013-02-27 10:13:28 AM
1 votes:

vernonFL: I like Hagel if only because people like Bill Kristol and Ted Cruz hate him.


Of those two, I'd stick with Kristol, he's 'crazy' in the sense of absurdly right-wing, so the opposite of what he thinks is going to be consistently right.

Cruz is more crazy in the sense of... well, the literal medical/legal sense of the word, in the sense of being incapable of mental self-determination.  His decisions alternate between conditioned reflexive responses and someone throwing darts at a newspaper, so sometimes he's actually gonna be reasonably close to correct by sheer statistics.

And then probably say the opposite thing phrased as a confirmation/double down five minutes later.

//A little uncomfortable that there's a politician I can call nuts without being hyperbolic nowadays, it's like if Ted Nugent were actually an elected official.
2013-02-27 09:59:44 AM
1 votes:

NateGrey: Republicans are taking it....well.

"The four GOP senators who voted to confirm Hagel were Sens. Thad Cochran (Miss.), Mike Johanns (Neb.), Richard Shelby (Ala.), and Rand Paul (Ky.)." May these four TRAITORS die a very agonizing and slow _____ ! They enable our enemies to rule over our military! Link


Should read "the four GOP Senators who realized that Hagel signs the checks were..."
2013-02-27 09:56:42 AM
1 votes:
I wish when the first one of these cock-stains comes to ask him for MOAR FUNDING for their state's military base or contractors, Hagel's response would be, "How does no sound?"

He could leave these a-holes out to dry and let their district eat them alive.

/Sessions's and the rest gonna be surprised if there is another round of base closures.
//It is not wasteful spending if it comes to our district.
///Why do they come in threes?
2013-02-27 09:35:55 AM
1 votes:

NateGrey: Republicans are taking it....well.

"The four GOP senators who voted to confirm Hagel were Sens. Thad Cochran (Miss.), Mike Johanns (Neb.), Richard Shelby (Ala.), and Rand Paul (Ky.)." May these four TRAITORS die a very agonizing and slow _____ ! They enable our enemies to rule over our military! Link


I'm guessing those are the four safest senate seats the R's have, and they'll justify it by saying they did it to get the Benghazi scoop.
2013-02-27 09:27:33 AM
1 votes:

James F. Campbell: NateGrey: Republicans are taking it....well.

"The four GOP senators who voted to confirm Hagel were Sens. Thad Cochran (Miss.), Mike Johanns (Neb.), Richard Shelby (Ala.), and Rand Paul (Ky.)." May these four TRAITORS die a very agonizing and slow _____ ! They enable our enemies to rule over our military! Link

Oh, what a bunch of ratshiat crazy farkstains. I hope these imbeciles split the party.


Freep Impact?
2013-02-27 09:20:13 AM
1 votes:
Republicans are taking it....well.

"The four GOP senators who voted to confirm Hagel were Sens. Thad Cochran (Miss.), Mike Johanns (Neb.), Richard Shelby (Ala.), and Rand Paul (Ky.)." May these four TRAITORS die a very agonizing and slow _____ ! They enable our enemies to rule over our military! Link
2013-02-27 09:15:14 AM
1 votes:

Waxing_Chewbacca: "How about you go fark your mother/aunt, Jeff"

/ appropriate response sadly not used... At least publicly



/ftfy, c'mon, it's Alabama
2013-02-27 09:10:12 AM
1 votes:
I like Hagel if only because people like Bill Kristol and Ted Cruz hate him.
 
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