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(Iowa City Press-Citizen)   Once again, the steps are 1) drop off the little kid with a responsible adult, 2) finish your drive and park somewhere safe, THEN 3) drug yourself into a stupor. Not the other way around   (press-citizen.com ) divider line
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2013-02-27 10:58:53 AM  
Drug recognition expert? Nice.
 
2013-02-27 11:08:21 AM  
Step 1A) South to drop off
 
2013-02-27 11:20:51 AM  
Is the child necessary in this procedure? Neither I nor any of my friends have kids, so can I cut this step out?
 
2013-02-27 11:25:27 AM  
The bystanders told police they noticed a pipe between the driver's legs.


Did we really need to know this about the guy? and why use ridiculous slang? Seriously, if this article had been about a woman would they have written details about her "bazoombas"? journalism is at an all-time low.
 
2013-02-27 11:45:41 AM  
That must have been some damn fine herb.

/jealous a lil.
 
2013-02-27 11:53:37 AM  

canavar: That must have been some damn fine herb.

/jealous a lil.


I was thinking the exact same thing. He must have got some sort of super hydro
 
2013-02-27 11:56:54 AM  

Bender The Offender: canavar: That must have been some damn fine herb.

/jealous a lil.

I was thinking the exact same thing. He must have got some sort of super hydro


Super hydro or something other extra special.

Had a teacher tell us that sometimes marijuana is laced with things and you'll never know until you DIE from it.  I'm like, shiat - you pay extra for that.  You don't get it for free.
 
2013-02-27 12:05:28 PM  
Was the child at least strapped in properly? I always restrain my children when going on a bender.
 
2013-02-27 12:05:41 PM  

canavar: That must have been some damn fine herb.

/jealous a lil.


^ and this ^
 
2013-02-27 12:07:50 PM  
You would)think the submitter( would have seen the ) error in the placement( .
 
2013-02-27 02:22:37 PM  

It's a Lazer Beam: Had a teacher tell us that sometimes marijuana is laced with things and you'll never know until you DIE from it.


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2013-02-27 02:25:29 PM  

It's a Lazer Beam: Bender The Offender: canavar: That must have been some damn fine herb.

/jealous a lil.

I was thinking the exact same thing. He must have got some sort of super hydro

Super hydro or something other extra special.

Had a teacher tell us that sometimes marijuana is laced with things and you'll never know until you DIE from it.  I'm like, shiat - you pay extra for that.  You don't get it for free.


I remember back in the '70's smoking some Thai sticks laced with opium. Nice.
 
2013-02-27 02:35:52 PM  
Wait. What? Duuuuuude, save yourself the hassle and just skip to the last step.  Anything after that is allll good! Because Doritos and White Castle, that's why!
 
2013-02-27 03:21:52 PM  
I cant believe no one's mentioned that his license was already revoked for a previous DUI. A revocation that due to expire in less than a week from his current arrest.
 
2013-02-27 03:32:11 PM  

Bender The Offender: canavar: That must have been some damn fine herb.

/jealous a lil.

I was thinking the exact same thing. He must have got some sort of super hydro


I'm thinking it was herb mixed with opium. Herb doesn't make you pass out in an intersection with a child in the car. shiat like this makes ignorant people believe that smoking weed is the same as shooting smack.
 
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