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		New stretchable battery will be perfect to complete my robot. My GIRL robot. This is going to be the best prom ever (bbc.co.uk)		28
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xanadian		2013-02-27 07:31:02 AM

This thread now has a soundtrack.

slayer199		2013-02-27 07:58:17 AM

They should respond, "How is that any of your business?"

I doubt any of these kids answered that way because they want a job making a crapload of money.

I_Am_Weasel		2013-02-27 08:06:33 AM

It'll become 3 times the normal size without loss of performance.

Context is important!

BronyMedic		2013-02-27 08:17:31 AM

This thread needs a FARK Classic.

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elvisaintdead		2013-02-27 08:39:39 AM

I think we've found the inventor

AverageAmericanGuy		2013-02-27 08:47:45 AM

I think more than stretching, bendable electronics are where this is going to find application. Although I suppose you could say that bending is a form of stretching.

BronyMedic		2013-02-27 08:47:58 AM

elvisaintdead: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 370x480]

I think we've found the inventor

You have to be careful consorting with those of the robot kind.

Bundalo		2013-02-27 08:56:36 AM

I totally read the last bit as "This is going to be the best porn ever."

Which, I guess, could still work.

traylor		2013-02-27 08:57:47 AM

Let's everybody point and laugh at Subby who can't get a real girl for his prom.

xria		2013-02-27 08:58:58 AM

A robot girlfriend sounds great, until you later get a real girlfriend and she finds out about it and your robot girlfriend gets jealous and tries to kill her, and then later you mindrape your now ex-girlfriend and then kill her when she tries to escape, and then you shoot a lesbian witches girlfriend and she decides to flay you alive and then destroy the world.

casey17		2013-02-27 08:59:16 AM

Ha! I remember that commercial! +1 Subster!

Last Man on Earth		2013-02-27 08:59:27 AM

Bundalo: I totally read the last bit as "This is going to be the best porn ever."

Which, I guess, could still work.

Yeah, so did I. I didn't even notice that I misread it until you pointed it out. Headline makes more sense now. Eh, I guess it works either way.

stonicus		2013-02-27 09:04:42 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I think more than stretching, bendable electronics are where this is going to find application. Although I suppose you could say that bending is a form of stretching.

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Take that back!!!

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2013-02-27 09:17:19 AM

SCIENCE!

dittybopper		2013-02-27 09:22:19 AM

casey17: Ha! I remember that commercial! +1 Subster!

That was an awesome commercial, and the actress they used totally sold it.

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves		2013-02-27 09:23:08 AM

xria: A robot girlfriend sounds great, until you later get a real girlfriend and she finds out about it and your robot girlfriend gets jealous and tries to kill her, and then later you mindrape your now ex-girlfriend and then kill her when she tries to escape, and then you shoot a lesbian witches girlfriend and she decides to flay you alive and then destroy the world.

Man, I hate it when that happens.

dittybopper		2013-02-27 09:29:10 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: xria: A robot girlfriend sounds great, until you later get a real girlfriend and she finds out about it and your robot girlfriend gets jealous and tries to kill her, and then later you mindrape your now ex-girlfriend and then kill her when she tries to escape, and then you shoot a lesbian witches girlfriend and she decides to flay you alive and then destroy the world.

Man, I hate it when that happens.

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I know what you mean.

Xanlexian		2013-02-27 09:34:14 AM

vsavatar		2013-02-27 09:37:44 AM

Am I the only one that read "prom" as "pron"?

abfalter		2013-02-27 09:42:26 AM

vsavatar: Am I the only one that read "prom" as "pron"?

It said prom?

SuperChuck		2013-02-27 09:58:50 AM

The Space Pope does not approve

thepeterd		2013-02-27 10:32:23 AM

She's gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars.

MikeBoomshadow		2013-02-27 10:53:39 AM

StatelyGreekAutomaton		2013-02-27 10:58:32 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I think more than stretching, bendable electronics are where this is going to find application. Although I suppose you could say that bending is a form of stretching.

Stretching is a degenerate form of bending, sir.

/Just like everything else in life.

powerferret		2013-02-27 12:15:43 PM

Haven't we already learned the perils of Robosexuality?
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griffer		2013-02-27 12:25:43 PM

elvisaintdead: [images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 370x480]

I think we've found the inventor

Clearly it is Nazi super science.

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Benjimin_Dover		2013-02-27 08:23:31 PM

It's not the battery that you want to be stretchable, doomas.

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-02-28 08:03:45 AM

stonicus: AverageAmericanGuy: I think more than stretching, bendable electronics are where this is going to find application. Although I suppose you could say that bending is a form of stretching.

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Take that back!!!

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