Pants full of macaroni!!: [blogs.orlandosentinel.com image 368x278]TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM TAN MOM
FullMetalPanda: I couldn't tell if she was retarded or just drunk?
strife: At first glance, I only read "Tanning Mom is dead."
danvon: FullMetalPanda: I couldn't tell if she was retarded or just drunk?I don't believe those conditions are mutually exclusive. I'm guessing a little from column A and a bit from column B.
FullMetalPanda: Is she mentally defective or just drunk all the time? I saw her on the morning news today where she was yelling at reporters outside her house. She was falling over her self constantly losing balance and talking with a slur. I couldn't tell if she was retarded or just drunk?
Sybarite: I saw her on the morning news today where she was yelling at reporters outside her house.
Heffaloo: Actually, children can turn orange. High consumption of tomatoes or carrots can lead to carotenemia (too many carrots turn you orange/yellow) or lycopenemia (similar thing from tomatoes). It isn't really dangerous, and the treatment is to simply not eat so many damned carrots.Not saying it applies in this case, but it certainly happened to me when I was a kid.
flamingboard: Oompa, Loompa, doopity do, nothing rhymes with orange.
dittybopper: Well subby, where do you think Oompa-Loompas come from?
brantgoose: When they were little, my siblings started to turn orange after becoming addicted to carrots.
Uglybarnacle: considering i had really really bad jaundice when i was a baby, subby, Shut the fark up
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