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2013-02-27 07:24:42 AM
...And my 74th green to me. ;)
 
2013-02-27 07:32:13 AM
That's nothing.  I saw a sloth give a Baby Ruth to a Chunk once
 
2013-02-27 07:40:36 AM
Sloth are right up there with otters as the most likable animals.
 
2013-02-27 07:41:05 AM
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Dying, and therefore unavailable for comment.
 
2013-02-27 07:49:47 AM
Sure it's cute, but right after the end of that video he hires a dog to burn down a hospital.
 
2013-02-27 08:19:07 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Sloth are right up there with otters as the most likable animals.


and weasels?
 
2013-02-27 08:27:35 AM

I_Am_Weasel: AverageAmericanGuy: Sloth are right up there with otters as the most likable animals.

and weasels?


Oh, you're very likable too!
 
2013-02-27 09:00:03 AM
After all these sloth videos, I want to make a horror film of sloths going ape and slashing people up, then when the cops come they all swoon over the cute sloth with blood on it and the story repeats.
Tag line could be "Never trust something this cute"
 
2013-02-27 10:03:13 AM
Visiting the Sloth Sanctuary is on my bucket list. Rooms, while a bit bare bones, are cheap. http://www.slothsanctuary.com/stay-with-us/
 
2013-02-27 10:10:51 AM
Fake. They have obviously glued the petal to his claw with some sort of irritant.

(and what's with the noise at 5 seconds?)
 
2013-02-27 10:11:12 AM

Lucky_Day: After all these sloth videos, I want to make a horror film of sloths going ape and slashing people up, then when the cops come they all swoon over the cute sloth with blood on it and the story repeats.
Tag line could be "Never trust something this cute"


Oh my God, sloths! Run away! OK, running's not really necessary, but at least walk! Or at least stroll more or less in a direction away from them!

/a nap is fine along the way, just not for too long
 
2013-02-27 12:22:19 PM
biatch stole my flower
 
2013-02-27 01:24:36 PM
Sloths don't seem all that cute to me.  I find most of the rest of the cuteoverload regulars just as cute as everyone else does, but sloths somehow made it onto my "ick" list.  I'm glad there are folks out there who find them cute, though, because their habitat (which they share with a lot of other awesome species) is threatened by human incursion.  So enjoy your sloths while you can.
 
2013-02-27 01:35:30 PM
I thought that was cute and all, but let's be serious: I don't have diabetes from it!  I'll pull out the accu-check and prove it... no wait, it gave me diabetes after all.  Damn.
 
2013-02-27 01:37:29 PM

buntz: That's nothing.  I saw a sloth give a Baby Ruth to a Chunk once


I don't think anything better will come from this thread. Shut the lights off on your way out.
 
2013-02-27 05:33:51 PM

danielscissorhands: ...And my 74th green to me. ;)


nobody gives a fark about internet points
 
2013-02-27 06:13:38 PM

tophergartman: danielscissorhands: ...And my 74th green to me. ;)

nobody gives a fark about internet points


It's sad that my happiness makes you angry. You must be quite the loser.

I don't care about point either. But do you think people submit things to Fark hoping they don't get submitted, douche?
 
2013-02-27 06:41:23 PM
"greenlit rather", not submitted.
 
2013-02-27 06:44:34 PM

danielscissorhands: tophergartman: danielscissorhands: ...And my 74th green to me. ;)

nobody gives a fark about internet points

It's sad that my happiness makes you angry. You must be quite the loser.

I don't care about point either. But do you think people submit things to Fark hoping they don't get submitted, douche?


You let him turn your sweet sloth submission sour! Gotdamn!
 
2013-02-27 06:55:44 PM

MagSeven: danielscissorhands: tophergartman: danielscissorhands: ...And my 74th green to me. ;)

nobody gives a fark about internet points

It's sad that my happiness makes you angry. You must be quite the loser.

I don't care about point either. But do you think people submit things to Fark hoping they don't get submitted, douche?

You let him turn your sweet sloth submission sour! Gotdamn!


Only momentarily. I'm over it now.

And by no means would i wat anyone living in the Milwaukee area to do him harm in any way.

Btw, speaking of internet points, he's only the 3rd person on my ignore list in like 7 yrs on Fark. Also, he only has one approved Fark submission.
 
2013-02-27 06:56:29 PM
want.
 
2013-02-27 07:55:34 PM
Where are people getting all of these sloths?
 
2013-02-27 08:51:59 PM
http://www.slothsanctuary.com/contact-us/

I was just there in December..amazing place.  Must visit if in CR.
 
2013-02-28 12:12:04 AM
i262.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-28 12:14:06 AM
Anyone else think she was expected to eat it?

/them hibiscuit flowers is dem good!
 
2013-02-28 07:11:49 AM

danielscissorhands: MagSeven: danielscissorhands: tophergartman: danielscissorhands: ...And my 74th green to me. ;)

nobody gives a fark about internet points

It's sad that my happiness makes you angry. You must be quite the loser.

I don't care about point either. But do you think people submit things to Fark hoping they don't get submitted, douche?

You let him turn your sweet sloth submission sour! Gotdamn!

Only momentarily. I'm over it now.

And by no means would i wat anyone living in the Milwaukee area to do him harm in any way.

Btw, speaking of internet points, he's only the 3rd person on my ignore list in like 7 yrs on Fark. Also, he only has one approved Fark submission.


I only have one person on my ignore list in 5 years on Fark, so I'm more tolerant of fellow Farkers than you.
 
2013-02-28 07:14:20 AM

RatOmeter: Anyone else think she was expected to eat it?

/them hibiscuit flowers is dem good!


I think it had it's paw in the flower, saw the human, and reached for the human thinking there was some food coming. The pedal just happened to be stuck to it's paw/claw.

Nothing to see here to give me the dyeuhbeteze.
 
2013-02-28 08:40:52 AM

Tumunga: danielscissorhands: MagSeven: danielscissorhands: tophergartman: danielscissorhands: ...And my 74th green to me. ;)

nobody gives a fark about internet points

It's sad that my happiness makes you angry. You must be quite the loser.

I don't care about point either. But do you think people submit things to Fark hoping they don't get submitted, douche?

You let him turn your sweet sloth submission sour! Gotdamn!

Only momentarily. I'm over it now.

And by no means would i wat anyone living in the Milwaukee area to do him harm in any way.

Btw, speaking of internet points, he's only the 3rd person on my ignore list in like 7 yrs on Fark. Also, he only has one approved Fark submission.

I only have one person on my ignore list in 5 years on Fark, so I'm more tolerant of fellow Farkers than you.


Yes, you are.

But I just realized that I created my Fark account in 2003. So that's 3 in 10 years...

But you still come out the winner!

If everyon
e was as tolerant as you, there would have never been any slavery, or religious persecution, or wars, or tension in the middle east.

Therefore, you are hereby nominated retroactively, for the Nobel Peace Prize.
 
2013-02-28 09:03:49 AM

Tumunga: danielscissorhands: MagSeven: danielscissorhands: tophergartman: danielscissorhands: ...And my 74th green to me. ;)

nobody gives a fark about internet points

It's sad that my happiness makes you angry. You must be quite the loser.

I don't care about point either. But do you think people submit things to Fark hoping they don't get submitted, douche?

You let him turn your sweet sloth submission sour! Gotdamn!

Only momentarily. I'm over it now.

And by no means would i wat anyone living in the Milwaukee area to do him harm in any way.

Btw, speaking of internet points, he's only the 3rd person on my ignore list in like 7 yrs on Fark. Also, he only has one approved Fark submission.

I only have one person on my ignore list in 5 years on Fark, so I'm more tolerant of fellow Farkers than you.


After almost 5 years. my ignore list has never been used. Gotta whole lotta Farkers favorited in bright yellow, though.
 
2013-02-28 05:25:04 PM

Wyalt Derp: Fake. They have obviously glued the petal to his claw with some sort of irritant.

(and what's with the noise at 5 seconds?)


Farking sloth truthers.
 
2013-02-28 05:28:23 PM

John Buck 41: Tumunga: danielscissorhands: MagSeven: danielscissorhands: tophergartman: danielscissorhands: ...And my 74th green to me. ;)

nobody gives a fark about internet points

It's sad that my happiness makes you angry. You must be quite the loser.

I don't care about point either. But do you think people submit things to Fark hoping they don't get submitted, douche?

You let him turn your sweet sloth submission sour! Gotdamn!

Only momentarily. I'm over it now.

And by no means would i wat anyone living in the Milwaukee area to do him harm in any way.

Btw, speaking of internet points, he's only the 3rd person on my ignore list in like 7 yrs on Fark. Also, he only has one approved Fark submission.

I only have one person on my ignore list in 5 years on Fark, so I'm more tolerant of fellow Farkers than you.

After almost 5 years. my ignore list has never been used. Gotta whole lotta Farkers favorited in bright yellow, though.


I have a few people favourited with complete nonsense tags on them. I like to confuse myself.
 
2013-02-28 08:23:26 PM
 
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