bel4sucks:

Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade.  So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on?  And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up?  Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager.  That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming.  No fair getting mad at the adult too.  If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.

It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation.  It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it.  You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you.  You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this?  Bec ...

This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.

See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.

bel4sucks: Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!

Translation: Overly permissive, anti-authoritative parenting is AWESOME! My kids treat me like their BEST FRIEND, we never fight, and they ALWAYS get what they want!

I mean. Sure. They embarass the shiat out of me in (insert store name here) when they throw temper tantrums at 14 from not getting what they want, and they had to be escorted home by the police 13 times last year, but they're my precious little snowflakes! How dare you say anything bad about them!

It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.

This thread has not gone well for bei4sucks.

But it's been comedy gold for the rest of us.

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.

Oh, how's the view from that high horse, Tonto? These are punks who run away over $10 bucks of product, because they might have to pay for it.  If there are ITGs in this thread, at least they bother to stick around, since there's noone in that video with stones to stand up for themselves. Just cowards and a family size bucket of schadenfreude.

Wasn't that long ago that when some idiot like you would make a mess like that, and whomever had to clean it up was damn sure that there was a chase and then very likely a beating that took that $10 out of said punk's ass and then some for the effort, just for the fun of pasting some moran a few times. Nowadays, it's a lot less social justice and a lot more sociopathic cowards and I'M PRESSIN' CHAWGES.

So, yeah. Thanks duders.  You're a laugh riot


I can't be assed to do it myself but  I'll bet in their YT videos, there's one of them kicking each other in the balls already.  Can't see where that's punishment, since they'd just film it and get 500k hits for it.

Generation_D: And here's your psych 101 take on the whole ridiculous episode

The young boys (age 16-24) that do this are having a violent outburst, spilling their liquid everywhere. Symbolism obvious.

Note how women come running to them. Mother substitutes. The boys want female attention, but not being mature men, don't know how to get it, and literally have to create a childish crisis in order for it to happen.

In tribal times they'd be sent out to conquer their own demons, slay a lion, or live alone for a month and learn to mature or die.

Now, we only watch as they document their pathetic helpless cries for help.

Won't someone think of the healthy young men who break milk jugs and deliberately fall down in other peoples way to get attention?

Sara Maclachlan you heartless cold person, caring more for defenseless animals than you do for healthy young men of your own species (annoying twit, I'm thinking)

So what you're saying is....they all need handjobs?

OR...

LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.

As a former asst. manager and manager of a grocery store, the time for extra cleaning these asshats caused is not budgeted into my stores man hours . The time my employees waste cleaning up this mess is time we could have been cleaning the restrooms , sanitizing the meat dept., chasing the cute cashier around the paper towel display in the back room, chucking rotten apples onto the interstate from the back roof of the store, ect, ect,. Thanks for being adult and taking my "fun" time away.....

bel4sucks: Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them

Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!

Aw, someone's jimmies got rustled.

Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?

I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days

FTFA:
"Unfortunately, they're stupid and they don't realize the damage they can cause or injury to somebody," said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven. "I hope they find out who they are and I hope they're severely punished."

This.

I hate the "sue everyone" mentality more than the next guy, but when your mother comes after these asshats and slips as a result of this, and breaks her hip, and then is caused to be wheelchair bound, which then leads to her premature death...suddenly it isn't so funny any more, is it?

Eh.  Alert me when they start smashing beer bottles on the floor.

Wow, that's really dumb.  That's almost worse than the Harlem Shake.

Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.



In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.