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2013-02-27 06:37:23 AM  
9 votes:
Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

nightsons.com

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.
2013-02-27 07:22:38 AM  
7 votes:
KrispyKritter:
perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.

You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them
2013-02-27 07:12:10 AM  
6 votes:

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


You have to admit, chances are they wouldn't do it again.
2013-02-27 07:28:17 AM  
5 votes:

bel4sucks: Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


Translation: Overly permissive, anti-authoritative parenting is AWESOME! My kids treat me like their BEST FRIEND, we never fight, and they ALWAYS get what they want!

I mean. Sure. They embarass the shiat out of me in (insert store name here) when they throw temper tantrums at 14 from not getting what they want, and they had to be escorted home by the police 13 times last year, but they're my precious little snowflakes! How dare you say anything bad about them!
2013-02-27 07:13:50 AM  
5 votes:

bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


Well, when the local shopkeeper had the ability to take a broom handle to the neighborhood rowdies for smashing the milk bottles WITHOUT getting sued into oblivion by the helicopter parents protecting their precious snowflakes, you really didn't have this much of a problem.

Little Timmy and Jimmy may have been rambunctious, but they sure as hell didn't mess with old man McGregory's grocery store.
2013-02-27 07:21:34 AM  
4 votes:
FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."

Pot, meet kettle.
2013-02-27 07:19:07 AM  
4 votes:
FTFA:
"Unfortunately, they're stupid and they don't realize the damage they can cause or injury to somebody," said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven. "I hope they find out who they are and I hope they're severely punished."

This.

I hate the "sue everyone" mentality more than the next guy, but when your mother comes after these asshats and slips as a result of this, and breaks her hip, and then is caused to be wheelchair bound, which then leads to her premature death...suddenly it isn't so funny any more, is it?
2013-02-27 07:13:43 AM  
4 votes:
is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs
2013-02-27 07:12:23 AM  
3 votes:
Wow, that's really dumb.  That's almost worse than the Harlem Shake.
2013-02-27 11:37:38 AM  
2 votes:
bel4sucks:

Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade.  So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on?  And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up?  Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager.  That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming.  No fair getting mad at the adult too.  If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.

It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation.  It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it.  You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you.  You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this?  Bec ...


This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.
2013-02-27 07:20:19 AM  
2 votes:
I don't think they should come to any harm, they should just be required to pay for the milk and juice they trashed. Not their parents, the kids themselves. They should also remunerate the stores for the hours spent to clean it up. Maybe even be required to spend a commensurate amount of time working in those stores, cleaning up the mess from other idiots like themselves. If they can't or won't, a month in juvvie should suffice.
2013-02-27 07:07:13 AM  
2 votes:
It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.
2013-02-27 05:39:39 PM  
1 votes:
Cock punching is too good for them.  Make them lick up the milk.  If they puke then they get to start over.
2013-02-27 01:25:09 PM  
1 votes:
This thread has not gone well for bei4sucks.

But it's been comedy gold for the rest of us.
2013-02-27 12:24:45 PM  
1 votes:
bel4sucks:

Awww son you mad now?  I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.

It is funny how a schmuck like  you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor.  You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan.  No wonder.


Nope, but I also don't get worked up about someone who makes a joke about a kick in the nuts, on the internet, either.

As the father of a teenage son, I've taught him there are consequences for doing stupid shiat. that doesn't necessarily mean a kick in the nuts, but if he came home with a black eye and told me he got his ass beat for destroying someone else's property in the name of getting some laughs. I'd tell him he got exactly what he deserved.

When I grew up, we had corporal punishment in school. That meant, if sending you to detention didn't work, they had the option of a very large male asst principal whipping your ass. I can tell you that was a bigger deterrent than a couple of hours in D-hall.

Anyway, if they don't punish these kids somehow, there will be waves of dumbass sheep doing this and posting videos to Youtube, and one of them will probably end up really hurting himself and his parents will sue the grocery store. That's what happens in a world with no ass-whippings.
2013-02-27 11:51:41 AM  
1 votes:

bel4sucks: porcupine tree: This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.

Awww son you mad now?  I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.

It is funny how a schmuck like  you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor.  You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan.  No wonder.


Let me guess you are 15-23?
2013-02-27 09:29:07 AM  
1 votes:

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.


Oh, how's the view from that high horse, Tonto? These are punks who run away over $10 bucks of product, because they might have to pay for it.  If there are ITGs in this thread, at least they bother to stick around, since there's noone in that video with stones to stand up for themselves. Just cowards and a family size bucket of schadenfreude.

Wasn't that long ago that when some idiot like you would make a mess like that, and whomever had to clean it up was damn sure that there was a chase and then very likely a beating that took that $10 out of said punk's ass and then some for the effort, just for the fun of pasting some moran a few times. Nowadays, it's a lot less social justice and a lot more sociopathic cowards and I'M PRESSIN' CHAWGES.

So, yeah. Thanks duders.  You're a laugh riot


I can't be assed to do it myself but  I'll bet in their YT videos, there's one of them kicking each other in the balls already.  Can't see where that's punishment, since they'd just film it and get 500k hits for it.
2013-02-27 08:38:59 AM  
1 votes:
Not so funny: 1000 hours of video of the kids picking up trash along a highway
2013-02-27 08:33:06 AM  
1 votes:

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.
2013-02-27 08:05:32 AM  
1 votes:
People actually think this is funny? What are they, morans?
2013-02-27 08:04:27 AM  
1 votes:

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


It worked for hundreds of years until we got all soft on the perps.
2013-02-27 07:53:23 AM  
1 votes:

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


Costing the store money and time to clean up your mess just because you wanted some kicks. I think at least a punch in the head is warranted.
2013-02-27 07:45:27 AM  
1 votes:

Smokey the Bare: FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."

Pot, meet kettle.


Exactly!  She's being rather judgmental, isn't she?  7 kids, no husband.   I wonder how that happened.   Oh, right, we don't know.
2013-02-27 07:39:10 AM  
1 votes:

dc0012c: I don't think they should come to any harm, they should just be required to pay for the milk and juice they trashed. Not their parents, the kids themselves. They should also remunerate the stores for the hours spent to clean it up. Maybe even be required to spend a commensurate amount of time working in those stores, cleaning up the mess from other idiots like themselves. If they can't or won't, a month in juvvie should suffice.


I'm a fan of this here....

Also, cleaning up after vandalism (especially when the vandals readily identify themselves) shouldn't be a cost the stores need to carry.

As another poster mentioned, if they had been middle aged non-white people doing this in a poor area, there would be outrage over those people smashing our food (I'm thinking O'Reilly)

Come on, even the Jackass crew mostly endangered only themselves and smashed things they purchased (with exception mind you). Wanna so this kind of crap? Buy the milk and smash it your mommy's kitchen....then film your mom biatching that the cleaning lady won't be there for another two days!


/white kid comedic gold
2013-02-27 07:37:56 AM  
1 votes:

joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

So in other words, typical teenage behavior.
Pulled plenty of similar shenanigans when I was that age but I was smart enough not to film it.

Punishment is simple, make them pay for the milk and juice and spend one 8 hour shift at every store cleaning up aisles.
2013-02-27 07:31:01 AM  
1 votes:

bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is petty violence.


FTFY. A kick to the nuts is the violence equivalent of what they're doing. He didn't suggest beating them senseless, and I for one support his plan. One good, square kick to each nut by the store owner or their delegate, videoed and placed on YouTube.
 
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