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2013-02-27 06:37:23 AM  
Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

nightsons.com

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.
 
2013-02-27 07:07:13 AM  
It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.
 
2013-02-27 07:08:46 AM  

BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.


Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.
 
2013-02-27 07:12:10 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


You have to admit, chances are they wouldn't do it again.
 
2013-02-27 07:12:23 AM  
Wow, that's really dumb.  That's almost worse than the Harlem Shake.
 
2013-02-27 07:13:43 AM  
is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs
 
2013-02-27 07:13:50 AM  

bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


Well, when the local shopkeeper had the ability to take a broom handle to the neighborhood rowdies for smashing the milk bottles WITHOUT getting sued into oblivion by the helicopter parents protecting their precious snowflakes, you really didn't have this much of a problem.

Little Timmy and Jimmy may have been rambunctious, but they sure as hell didn't mess with old man McGregory's grocery store.
 
2013-02-27 07:16:06 AM  
Eh.  Alert me when they start smashing beer bottles on the floor.
 
2013-02-27 07:16:52 AM  
"It's disturbing to see the lack of empathy that they have for the people that have to clean up their mess," added another man shopping at the Giant Food store.

Empathy is for losers, old man. The cool kids never had and never will have empathy.
 
2013-02-27 07:17:38 AM  

Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs


perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.
 
2013-02-27 07:19:07 AM  
FTFA:
"Unfortunately, they're stupid and they don't realize the damage they can cause or injury to somebody," said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven. "I hope they find out who they are and I hope they're severely punished."

This.

I hate the "sue everyone" mentality more than the next guy, but when your mother comes after these asshats and slips as a result of this, and breaks her hip, and then is caused to be wheelchair bound, which then leads to her premature death...suddenly it isn't so funny any more, is it?
 
2013-02-27 07:20:19 AM  
I don't think they should come to any harm, they should just be required to pay for the milk and juice they trashed. Not their parents, the kids themselves. They should also remunerate the stores for the hours spent to clean it up. Maybe even be required to spend a commensurate amount of time working in those stores, cleaning up the mess from other idiots like themselves. If they can't or won't, a month in juvvie should suffice.
 
2013-02-27 07:21:13 AM  
Ugggh.... To remember being a young stupid person. It makes me embarrassed for myself.

*puts on old man pants*

Well this is just stupid and not funny at all. These kids are vandalizing the store. Not to mention how immature and pompous they are acting. Back in my day we never would have done something like this.

*Takes off old man pants*

/And I'm only 33!
//I'm too old for this shiat
///slashies come in threes!
 
2013-02-27 07:21:34 AM  
FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."

Pot, meet kettle.
 
2013-02-27 07:22:38 AM  
KrispyKritter:
perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.

You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them
 
2013-02-27 07:22:48 AM  
What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.
 
2013-02-27 07:23:03 AM  
"...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.
 
GBB
2013-02-27 07:23:37 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


Holy crap!  If that's the punishment for something petty, I can only imagine the punishment for something more serious.
 
2013-02-27 07:24:31 AM  
If like to see this happen in my grocery/convenience stores

/bags, bags everywhere
//and the dumb farks with their asses on the ground, kicked thoroughly
 
2013-02-27 07:25:25 AM  

Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them


Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!
 
2013-02-27 07:28:17 AM  

bel4sucks: Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


Translation: Overly permissive, anti-authoritative parenting is AWESOME! My kids treat me like their BEST FRIEND, we never fight, and they ALWAYS get what they want!

I mean. Sure. They embarass the shiat out of me in (insert store name here) when they throw temper tantrums at 14 from not getting what they want, and they had to be escorted home by the police 13 times last year, but they're my precious little snowflakes! How dare you say anything bad about them!
 
2013-02-27 07:29:01 AM  
Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?
 
2013-02-27 07:30:34 AM  

bel4sucks: Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them

Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


I expect a lot of that in this thread. I just try to remember my stupid teenage years. I hope they have people to help them navigate in the right direction. I didn't, it took me standing in front of a Judge at 19 and nearly going to jail over a stupid driving to endanger charge to smarten up.
 
2013-02-27 07:31:01 AM  

bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is petty violence.


FTFY. A kick to the nuts is the violence equivalent of what they're doing. He didn't suggest beating them senseless, and I for one support his plan. One good, square kick to each nut by the store owner or their delegate, videoed and placed on YouTube.
 
2013-02-27 07:31:52 AM  
FTFA: ""Well I tell you, if I ever acted like that when I was a kid, my parents would have kicked my [behind] from here to the dark side of the moon,"

If you came into my store and did that, this is exactly what would happen.
/Not a 'tough guy' just tired of stupid kids being destructive a-holes. I'm sure they didn't pay for the stuff they damaged, nor did they clean up.
 
2013-02-27 07:32:20 AM  

KrispyKritter: Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs

perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children who don't care if they cause permanent injury or brain damage to a patron of the store who may slip on their mess. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.


/FTFY
 
2013-02-27 07:32:51 AM  

gweilo8888: FTFY. A kick to the nuts is the violence equivalent of what they're doing. He didn't suggest beating them senseless, and I for one support his plan. One good, square kick to each nut by the store owner or their delegate, videoed and placed on YouTube.


LET HE WHO HAS NEVER LAUGHED AT A NUTSHOT CAST THE FIRST BOOT!
 
2013-02-27 07:36:06 AM  

bel4sucks: Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them

Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


translation: I am an idiot... hurr de durr de doo

www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-02-27 07:36:33 AM  

Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?


I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days
 
2013-02-27 07:37:56 AM  

joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

So in other words, typical teenage behavior.
Pulled plenty of similar shenanigans when I was that age but I was smart enough not to film it.

Punishment is simple, make them pay for the milk and juice and spend one 8 hour shift at every store cleaning up aisles.
 
2013-02-27 07:38:48 AM  

Cyrus the Mediocre: Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?

I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days


therepublika.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-02-27 07:39:10 AM  

dc0012c: I don't think they should come to any harm, they should just be required to pay for the milk and juice they trashed. Not their parents, the kids themselves. They should also remunerate the stores for the hours spent to clean it up. Maybe even be required to spend a commensurate amount of time working in those stores, cleaning up the mess from other idiots like themselves. If they can't or won't, a month in juvvie should suffice.


I'm a fan of this here....

Also, cleaning up after vandalism (especially when the vandals readily identify themselves) shouldn't be a cost the stores need to carry.

As another poster mentioned, if they had been middle aged non-white people doing this in a poor area, there would be outrage over those people smashing our food (I'm thinking O'Reilly)

Come on, even the Jackass crew mostly endangered only themselves and smashed things they purchased (with exception mind you). Wanna so this kind of crap? Buy the milk and smash it your mommy's kitchen....then film your mom biatching that the cleaning lady won't be there for another two days!


/white kid comedic gold
 
2013-02-27 07:39:58 AM  

Cyrus the Mediocre: Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?

I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days


Isn't that Gallows?

And yes, the same reason as those damn celeb mags. Encouragement and attention.
 
2013-02-27 07:40:54 AM  

Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?


Gallion
 
2013-02-27 07:41:32 AM  

Cyrus the Mediocre: Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?

I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days


Gallows
 
2013-02-27 07:45:27 AM  

Smokey the Bare: FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."

Pot, meet kettle.


Exactly!  She's being rather judgmental, isn't she?  7 kids, no husband.   I wonder how that happened.   Oh, right, we don't know.
 
2013-02-27 07:50:18 AM  
Things sure have changed since the days of frozen turkey bowling.
 
2013-02-27 07:52:05 AM  

gweilo8888: FTFY. A kick to the nuts is the violence equivalent of what they're doing. He didn't suggest beating them senseless, and I for one support his plan. One good, square kick to each nut by the store owner or their delegate, videoed and placed on YouTube.


with a steel toed boot, right that sounds like petty violence.
 
2013-02-27 07:53:23 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


Costing the store money and time to clean up your mess just because you wanted some kicks. I think at least a punch in the head is warranted.
 
2013-02-27 07:53:24 AM  

BronyMedic: Translation: Overly permissive, anti-authoritative parenting is AWESOME! My kids treat me like their BEST FRIEND, we never fight, and they ALWAYS get what they want!

I mean. Sure. They embarass the shiat out of me in (insert store name here) when they throw temper tantrums at 14 from not getting what they want, and they had to be escorted home by the police 13 times last year, but they're my precious little snowflakes! How dare you say anything bad about them!


blah blah blah.  For someone crying about hyperbole in one thread, you're not above doing it in another.  But at least you aren't crying in random threads about a  Farker coming after you in real life, whiny ass.
 
2013-02-27 07:57:20 AM  
See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-02-27 07:58:25 AM  

Lemmy Kilmister: I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.


I've always figured if I ever end up being arrested, it will be for having a violent overreaction when some douchenozzle does something like this in front of me.
 
2013-02-27 07:58:27 AM  

bel4sucks: blah blah blah.  For someone crying about hyperbole in one thread, you're not above doing it in another.  But at least you aren't crying in random threads about a  Farker coming after you in real life, whiny ass.


Wait, what?

i.imgur.com

Which threads are you claiming to have a "FARKer" coming after you in real life? if you've had someone drop your dox or make threats to you on FARK, you might want to click this button.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-27 07:59:19 AM  

bel4sucks: Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them

Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


Aw, someone's jimmies got rustled.
 
2013-02-27 08:01:45 AM  
Sasquach:

As another poster mentioned, if they had been middle aged non-white people doing this in a poor area, there would be outrage over those people smashing our food (I'm thinking O'Reilly)

Come on, even the Jackass crew mostly endangered only themselves and smashed things they purchased (with exception mind you). Wanna so this kind of crap? Buy the milk and smash it your mommy's kitchen....then film your mom biatching that the cleaning lady won't be there for another two days!



So that's what this story was missing: white guilt.
 
2013-02-27 08:02:11 AM  
FTFA: The teen we spoke to says they had no intention of hurting anybody or damaging property

Because milk and juice containers aren't property. THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, MAN! And that's what makes it art!

/those kids need a whallopin'
 
2013-02-27 08:02:39 AM  
I like how they roll around after diving.

They've got great futures as soccer stars in Europe.
 
2013-02-27 08:04:00 AM  
It seems that the little pricks that pull these stunts always hang with family members. Yes, I know Klebold & Harris were friends, but that was hardly a "little stunt". My point is that they must not have other running buddies. Other kids must think they are dickwads, too.
 
2013-02-27 08:04:10 AM  

Generation_D: I like how they roll around after diving.

They've got great futures as soccer stars in Europe.


If we just used glass milk jugs, this would be a self-solving problem.
 
2013-02-27 08:04:27 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


It worked for hundreds of years until we got all soft on the perps.
 
2013-02-27 08:05:32 AM  
People actually think this is funny? What are they, morans?
 
2013-02-27 08:05:41 AM  
As a former asst. manager and manager of a grocery store, the time for extra cleaning these asshats caused is not budgeted into my stores man hours . The time my employees waste cleaning up this mess is time we could have been cleaning the restrooms , sanitizing the meat dept., chasing the cute cashier around the paper towel display in the back room, chucking rotten apples onto the interstate from the back roof of the store, ect, ect,. Thanks for being adult and taking my "fun" time away.....
 
2013-02-27 08:06:21 AM  

James F. Campbell: "It's disturbing to see the lack of empathy that they have for the people that have to clean up their mess," added another man shopping at the Giant Food store.

Empathy is for losers, old man. The cool kids never had and never will have empathy.


The very definition of sociopathy.

Maybe we should lock these teens away in a mental health institute and have Nurse Ratchet on their watch.
 
2013-02-27 08:06:43 AM  

xanadian: FTFA: The teen we spoke to says they had no intention of hurting anybody or damaging property

Because milk and juice containers aren't property. THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, MAN! And that's what makes it art!

/those kids need a whallopin'


here's 8 fiddy for the milk gallons.  now they my property
 
2013-02-27 08:07:12 AM  
So, the playbook for normal people who might encounter this out in the world:

1) happen upon some kid theatrically splayed out with 1 or 2 full gallons of liquid sprayed everywhere because the jugs were thrown down and not simply dropped
2) look around, observe their accomplice recording everything
3) Take pictures/record said accomplice
4) proceed to law enforcement, make complaint

Done and done. You're welcome.
 
2013-02-27 08:08:22 AM  

LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.


stores.maxumsupply.com
 
2013-02-27 08:08:25 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


www.topofarmer.com

Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.
 
2013-02-27 08:12:06 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: xanadian: FTFA: The teen we spoke to says they had no intention of hurting anybody or damaging property

Because milk and juice containers aren't property. THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, MAN! And that's what makes it art!

/those kids need a whallopin'

here's 8 fiddy for the milk gallons.  now they my property


and don't forget the 850 fiddy thousand for injury to the patrons slipping and falling.
 
2013-02-27 08:14:48 AM  
Kids smash gallons.
Just mop up the floor.
With the kids.
Problem solved.
 
2013-02-27 08:14:58 AM  
And here's your psych 101 take on the whole ridiculous episode

The young boys (age 16-24) that do this are having a violent outburst, spilling their liquid everywhere. Symbolism obvious.

Note how women come running to them. Mother substitutes. The boys want female attention, but not being mature men, don't know how to get it, and literally have to create a childish crisis in order for it to happen.

In tribal times they'd be sent out to conquer their own demons, slay a lion, or live alone for a month and learn to mature or die.

Now, we only watch as they document their pathetic helpless cries for help.

Won't someone think of the healthy young men who break milk jugs and deliberately fall down in other peoples way to get attention?

Sara Maclachlan you heartless cold person, caring more for defenseless animals than you do for healthy young men of your own species (annoying twit, I'm thinking)
 
2013-02-27 08:15:36 AM  

Sasquach: Come on, even the Jackass crew mostly endangered only themselves and smashed things they purchased (with exception mind you).


i4.ytimg.com

Pretty big exception there, don't you think?
 
2013-02-27 08:16:05 AM  

Generation_D: And here's your psych 101 take on the whole ridiculous episode

The young boys (age 16-24) that do this are having a violent outburst, spilling their liquid everywhere. Symbolism obvious.

Note how women come running to them. Mother substitutes. The boys want female attention, but not being mature men, don't know how to get it, and literally have to create a childish crisis in order for it to happen.

In tribal times they'd be sent out to conquer their own demons, slay a lion, or live alone for a month and learn to mature or die.

Now, we only watch as they document their pathetic helpless cries for help.

Won't someone think of the healthy young men who break milk jugs and deliberately fall down in other peoples way to get attention?

Sara Maclachlan you heartless cold person, caring more for defenseless animals than you do for healthy young men of your own species (annoying twit, I'm thinking)


So what you're saying is....they all need handjobs?

OR...

i690.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 08:16:33 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster:
Gallion


Galleon, dammit.
 
2013-02-27 08:17:16 AM  

Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.


Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today
 
2013-02-27 08:19:06 AM  
I'd go full Singapore on those kids and cane the shiat out of them, on their Youtube channel.
 
2013-02-27 08:20:54 AM  

GalFriday: Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.

Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today


Positive? Remind me not to enlist you on the suicide watch phoneline.
 
2013-02-27 08:28:29 AM  

ph0rk: HindiDiscoMonster:
Gallion

Galleon, dammit.


[that'sthejoke.jpg]
 
2013-02-27 08:28:39 AM  

BronyMedic: i690.photobucket.com


Hey now.

Don't drag him into this.  He's MUCH older than 16-24.

:/
 
2013-02-27 08:28:40 AM  
So many comments and yet nothing about this:

dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2013-02-27 08:29:01 AM  

pkellmey: GalFriday: Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.

Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today

Positive? Remind me not to enlist you on the suicide watch phoneline.


I was thinking more about how much work that many kids would be, and about how much milk they must go through in a week. She must have been watching the video going, "Three days. That's enough milk for THREE DAYS YOU BASTARDS!!"
 
2013-02-27 08:33:06 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.
 
2013-02-27 08:35:03 AM  
Irv, we were never  in aisle seven.  Honest.
 
2013-02-27 08:37:44 AM  
This is stupid, but it is petty vandilism where they are most likely to hurt themselves.  Can't get that upset about it, but it is illegal and if I was a manger I woudl be going after them.


Sasquach: As another poster mentioned, if they had been middle aged non-white people doing this in a poor area, there would be outrage over those people smashing our food (I'm thinking O'Reilly)


Yeah I remember when groups like improv everywhere organized flash mobs where nobody was hurt, nothing got stolen, and the entertained lots of peopel and then when black kids had flash mobs where they trashed malls and stol lots of stuff everyoen wqas up in arms.  What a double standard.
 
2013-02-27 08:38:16 AM  

ph0rk: HindiDiscoMonster:
Gallion

Galleon, dammit.


i know... i was being a smartass... :) I should have used the smartass font.
 
2013-02-27 08:38:59 AM  
Not so funny: 1000 hours of video of the kids picking up trash along a highway
 
2013-02-27 08:40:06 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.

It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.


Not to go all mens rights on you, but I would bet most of the kids doing this have absent daddy or serial step dad or something similar.

Pathetic cries for attention usually have a motivating factor beyond "boredom."
 
2013-02-27 08:40:55 AM  

KrispyKritter: Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs

perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.


Thankfully *you* probably don't do any hiring. But it would still be funny for you to pass them up because you know of the damage they could do to a business of yours; and yet maintain the liberal smug that comes with trying to prove a stereotype wrong, and failing miserably.
 
2013-02-27 08:41:34 AM  
At the end of the article it mentions that no stores int he area even reported this...
 
2013-02-27 08:49:10 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.


Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.


LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.
 
2013-02-27 08:49:50 AM  
I can't see how they haven't been charged with any crimes for this.  Unless, perhaps, it was all arranged, paid for and in cooperation with the stores.

How much money does 3 million views bring to a monetized youtube channel, anyway?
 
2013-02-27 08:50:27 AM  

BronyMedic: bel4sucks: blah blah blah.  For someone crying about hyperbole in one thread, you're not above doing it in another.  But at least you aren't crying in random threads about a  Farker coming after you in real life, whiny ass.

Wait, what?

[i.imgur.com image 515x53]

Which threads are you claiming to have a "FARKer" coming after you in real life? if you've had someone drop your dox or make threats to you on FARK, you might want to click this button.

[i.imgur.com image 409x62]


LOL goddamn son you can't read?
 
2013-02-27 08:50:55 AM  

Too Pretty For Prison: bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.

It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.


pkellmey: GalFriday: Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.

Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today

Positive? Remind me not to enlist you on the suicide watch phoneline.


I would be great on a suicide hotline.  I would tell everyone that they aren't whores.  It would bring sunshine and joy to their days!
 
2013-02-27 08:51:18 AM  

RatOmeter: I can't see how they haven't been charged with any crimes for this.  Unless, perhaps, it was all arranged, paid for and in cooperation with the stores.

How much money does 3 million views bring to a monetized youtube channel, anyway?


It depends.  I think a good estimation is a dollar per 1000 views, but it might be a dollar per ten thousand.
 
2013-02-27 08:51:52 AM  

KrispyKritter: Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs

perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.


Judgemental?? Really that's the angle you're going for? They posted proof of their idiocy for all to see. Not being hired for any job is the fruit of their actions. Personal responsiblity and being held accountable is done, I guess.
 
2013-02-27 08:53:34 AM  
All you haters - they're throwing milk not wielding automatic weapons.

They'll probably end up as future leaders like the current UK Prime Minister, Chancellor & Mayor of London http://www.businessinsider.com/oxfords-bullingdon-club-returns-2013-2
 
2013-02-27 08:55:14 AM  

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.


You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!
 
2013-02-27 08:55:21 AM  

bel4sucks: LOL goddamn son you can't read?


No, I'm utterly confused at what point you're trying to make, unless you have me confused with someone else. Obviously you're having a conversation I'm not really privy to here.
 
2013-02-27 08:55:30 AM  

GalFriday: Too Pretty For Prison: bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.

It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

pkellmey: GalFriday: Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.

Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today

Positive? Remind me not to enlist you on the suicide watch phoneline.

I would be great on a suicide hotline.  I would tell everyone that they aren't whores.  It would bring sunshine and joy to their days!


Heh, I was reading the reply more like, "Sure your family is dead and life sucks, but tomorrow is supposed to be less rainy outside."
 
2013-02-27 09:00:03 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"
 
2013-02-27 09:01:29 AM  

HindiDiscoMonster: LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.

[stores.maxumsupply.com image 182x300]

CSB (sorta)


My former SIL and her husband installed one of these when they built their house.  7 or 8 gallon bags, BAGS of milk!  They were both huge milk drinkers, and planned on having kids, so it seemed a good idea.  It actually was.  And nothing keeps milk as cold and nom nom nommie as a restaurant grade cooler.

/CSB (sorta)
 
2013-02-27 09:02:35 AM  

joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.


To whom does it show disrespect?
 
2013-02-27 09:05:16 AM  

Katolu: You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!


If he's who I think he is, he's the one who got banned for an extended period of time for putting a certain FARKer's address and phone number on a fark thread.

If he really is, that'd make this all the more hilarious.
 
2013-02-27 09:06:55 AM  
Brony Medic

Which threads are you claiming to have a "FARKer" coming after you in real life? if you've had someone drop your dox or make threats to you on FARK, you might want to click this button

Don't forget to run and tell mommy, too!
 
2013-02-27 09:09:59 AM  

orbister: joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

To whom does it show disrespect?


Really?

Are you that apathetic that you can't see?

Can we take these detached spoiled little shiats and ship them to a real third world country with no lifeline back to mommy and daddy?

Here's a hint for you sport... Economics 101, Logistics 101
 
2013-02-27 09:15:35 AM  

orbister: joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

To whom does it show disrespect?


The owner, the menager, the person who has to clean it up, and the other shoppers.
 
2013-02-27 09:19:16 AM  

orbister: joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

To whom does it show disrespect?


To the people who have to clean up after them? To the owners of the store? They need to learn right now that the rest of the world isn't obliged to follow them around and wipe their metaphorical asses. Anyone who insists otherwise is a child in an adults body and they've come to the wrong forum to find their mommy.
 
2013-02-27 09:27:35 AM  
I lived across from a church after I got out of college.

One night I heard the big front doors being pulled open, so I peaked out the window and saw 2 kids walking into the church.  Since it was a small town, there was no police force so I called the state police and waited.  Two kids walked out of the church before the cops got there.

I gave the police a description, and 15 minutes later they brought them to me to ID.

Yep it is them.

They were drinking and stealing food meant for the poor of the area.

Anywho I sat on the porch while the police were waiting for the parents to pick the kids up.  I enjoyed the serious verbal abuse bestowed upon the little thieves.  Parent one, being it was 3am, didn't say much to his son.  Grandparent 2 who picked up the other little shiat, tore him a new asshole.

I guess the point of my post is, if YouTube would have been around at the time, the little farks would be touted as heroes on FARK.
 
2013-02-27 09:29:07 AM  

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.


Oh, how's the view from that high horse, Tonto? These are punks who run away over $10 bucks of product, because they might have to pay for it.  If there are ITGs in this thread, at least they bother to stick around, since there's noone in that video with stones to stand up for themselves. Just cowards and a family size bucket of schadenfreude.

Wasn't that long ago that when some idiot like you would make a mess like that, and whomever had to clean it up was damn sure that there was a chase and then very likely a beating that took that $10 out of said punk's ass and then some for the effort, just for the fun of pasting some moran a few times. Nowadays, it's a lot less social justice and a lot more sociopathic cowards and I'M PRESSIN' CHAWGES.

So, yeah. Thanks duders.  You're a laugh riot


I can't be assed to do it myself but  I'll bet in their YT videos, there's one of them kicking each other in the balls already.  Can't see where that's punishment, since they'd just film it and get 500k hits for it.
 
2013-02-27 09:33:49 AM  
I don't spank my kids, but if I found out one of them was doing something like this, I'd probably have to take a valium to keep myself from beating them.
 
2013-02-27 09:34:39 AM  

Broktun: I guess the point of my post is, if YouTube would have been around at the time, the little farks would be touted as heroes on FARK


who th efark called them a heroe?

and how th efark is stealing food from the poor comprable to petty (very, very petty) vandalism.
 
2013-02-27 09:43:37 AM  
I think the appropriate thing to do would be to walk up to one of them when they have fallen and accidentally "slip" from their spill and give them a nice kick in the ribs.
 
2013-02-27 09:53:14 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Translation: Overly permissive, anti-authoritative parenting is AWESOME! My kids treat me like their BEST FRIEND, we never fight, and they ALWAYS get what they want!

I mean. Sure. They embarass the shiat out of me in (insert store name here) when they throw temper tantrums at 14 from not getting what they want, and they had to be escorted home by the police 13 times last year, but they're my precious little snowflakes! How dare you say anything bad about them!

blah blah blah.  For someone crying about hyperbole in one thread, you're not above doing it in another.  But at least you aren't crying in random threads about a  Farker coming after you in real life, whiny ass.


Mommy and daddy didn't hug you, did they?
 
2013-02-27 10:00:31 AM  

Into the blue again: Ugggh.... To remember being a young stupid person. It makes me embarrassed for myself.

*puts on old man pants*

Well this is just stupid and not funny at all. These kids are vandalizing the store. Not to mention how immature and pompous they are acting. Back in my day we never would have done something like this.

*Takes off old man pants*

/And I'm only 33!
//I'm too old for this shiat
///slashies come in threes!


You know, it never would have occurred to my friends and I to do something like this. Sure, we'd mess with each other. But we never crossed the line to property damage or injury to a person. And I'm only 33 too.

/get off my lawn.
 
2013-02-27 10:03:27 AM  

BronyMedic: Katolu: You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!

If he's who I think he is, he's the one who got banned for an extended period of time for putting a certain FARKer's address and phone number on a fark thread.

If he really is, that'd make this all the more hilarious.


Must be one of his kids pulling the "pranks". Helicopter parent indeed.
 
2013-02-27 10:10:30 AM  

Broktun: I lived across from a church after I got out of college.

One night I heard the big front doors being pulled open, so I peaked out the window and saw 2 kids walking into the church.  Since it was a small town, there was no police force so I called the state police and waited.  Two kids walked out of the church before the cops got there.

I gave the police a description, and 15 minutes later they brought them to me to ID.

Yep it is them.

They were drinking and stealing food meant for the poor of the area.

Anywho I sat on the porch while the police were waiting for the parents to pick the kids up.  I enjoyed the serious verbal abuse bestowed upon the little thieves.  Parent one, being it was 3am, didn't say much to his son.  Grandparent 2 who picked up the other little shiat, tore him a new asshole.

I guess the point of my post is, if YouTube would have been around at the time, the little farks would be touted as heroes on FARK.


yepper depper.
 
2013-02-27 10:24:59 AM  

KrispyKritter: Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs

perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.


How about lining them up in the town square at high noon and hitting them with full gallon milk bottles for half an hour?

Then make them clean up the mess.
 
2013-02-27 10:27:36 AM  

orbister: To whom does it show disrespect?


Says the douchebag kid in the thread.
 
2013-02-27 10:27:44 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: My former SIL and her husband installed one of these when they built their house.  7 or 8 gallon bags, BAGS of milk!


Not unusual, really. Most milk in Canada (even those in grocery stores) is sold by the bag (usually 1.5 liters per bag). Supposedly their easier to recycle, produce less waste, takes up less space in shipping, etc.  Makes sense, really. Just buy a few bags, empty them into your own (glass/plastic) container, and recycle or throw away the little bag.

Don't know why that hasn't caught on in the U.S. I think it would work well for a number of our gallon jug-type purchases (milk, orange juice, fruit juice, etc.)
 
2013-02-27 10:29:57 AM  
Someone showed me this the other day. I didn't laugh. It's as stupid as planking and everything that came after it.
 
2013-02-27 10:30:06 AM  
Death sentence. No joke. Death sentence. These kids aren't going to ever do anything useful for anyone. Death sentence.
 
2013-02-27 10:30:32 AM  

imaconnect4guy: I think the appropriate thing to do would be to walk up to one of them when they have fallen and accidentally "slip" from their spill and give them a nice kick in the ribs.


Or funnier, slip and sue the kids parents.
 
2013-02-27 10:31:10 AM  
The more attention this gets, the more likely it is that these little douches get picked up by the cops and charged with something.
 
2013-02-27 10:32:05 AM  

Katolu: You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!


LOL goddamn this one got it's taint all twisted up.
 
2013-02-27 10:35:32 AM  

CeroX: And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"


Oh jesus christ.  Yeah , I don't want to see them punished at all because a bunch of whiny old men want to see a kid get curbstomped for a misdemeanor.  But at least you have something in common with them, they commited a tiny crime, and you get all farked up over it because of your tiny penis.
 
2013-02-27 10:40:58 AM  

devlin carnate: Oh, how's the view from that high horse, Tonto? These are punks who run away over $10 bucks of product, because they might have to pay for it.  If there are ITGs in this thread, at least they bother to stick around, since there's noone in that video with stones to stand up for themselves. Just cowards and a family size bucket of schadenfreude.

Wasn't that long ago that when some idiot like you would make a mess like that, and whomever had to clean it up was damn sure that there was a chase and then very likely a beating that took that $10 out of said punk's ass and then some for the effort, just for the fun of pasting some moran a few times. Nowadays, it's a lot less social justice and a lot more sociopathic cowards and I'M PRESSIN' CHAWGES.

So, yeah. Thanks duders.  You're a laugh riot


I can't be assed to do it myself but  I'll bet in their YT videos, there's one of them kicking each other in the balls already.  Can't see where that's punishment, since they'd just film it and get 500k hits for it.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

A beating...... over a mess and a few bucks.  And look at how pissy you got over it.  And you've got the balls to call someone else a sociopath?  You don't hand out a beating over something that trivial genius level.  Of course, it's just you talking big right?  I mean you're probably the one who fantasizes about kicking some kid's ass over something that minor, it's probably how you fall asleep.  One hand on your gun "just in case" and the other hand on that pathetic thing you call a dick.
 
2013-02-27 10:42:42 AM  

bel4sucks: CeroX: And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"

Oh jesus christ.  Yeah , I don't want to see them punished at all because a bunch of whiny old men want to see a kid get curbstomped for a misdemeanor.  But at least you have something in common with them, they commited a tiny crime, and you get all farked up over it because of your tiny penis.


They wanted attention, they're getting it.
 
2013-02-27 10:45:36 AM  

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.


I did lots of stupid crap when I was a teenager; theft, vandalism, menacing, etc.  I was also smart enough to know I was wrong for doing it and willing to accept the punishments.  And when I say punishments I mean the one from the authorities and the one my mother would give me.  I was also smart enough to recognize when my shenanigans went from mostly harmless bs to potentially dangerous and I stayed on the right side of that line.

As for the ass beating... you know how much of the markup of groceries is built in due to shrink?  3-4%.  Douchenozzles like this increase shrink and create higher prices.  I'd say grow up, but most people know better when they are younger than you,
 
2013-02-27 10:50:05 AM  
"Cleanup on Aisle 4, 7, 9, and 13 "

and the followup article:

Dumbasses who videotaped criminal mischief in Cell Blocks B,C,F, and K
 
2013-02-27 10:54:35 AM  

bel4sucks: with a steel toed boot, right that sounds like petty violence.


www.imfdb.org

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?
 
2013-02-27 10:59:17 AM  
Assholes. The End.
 
2013-02-27 11:04:37 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: HindiDiscoMonster: LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.

[stores.maxumsupply.com image 182x300]

CSB (sorta)

My former SIL and her husband installed one of these when they built their house.  7 or 8 gallon bags, BAGS of milk!  They were both huge milk drinkers, and planned on having kids, so it seemed a good idea.  It actually was.  And nothing keeps milk as cold and nom nom nommie as a restaurant grade cooler.

/CSB (sorta)


Our milk cooler (same one as in that picture) will get to 30 degrees and start to freeze the milk.  I guess we need to send it back but it's just as easy to take the milk out and put it in the walkin.  Lazy that way I guess.  We go through almost a gallon a day and I've almost resorted to buying one but buying the 5 gallon bags is no cheaper than buying the 1 gallon jugs from the store.
 
2013-02-27 11:10:30 AM  

Generation_D: They wanted attention, they're getting it.


Okay. It still doesn't mean they get the level of violence some of the vigilante pussies in this thread seem to think needs to get handed out.

In fact, the only thing this thread really teaches is that beating your kid's ass over something minor just makes them passive aggressive biatches as adults.  Look how many people in this thread are calling for physical violence over a minor crime.  Yet, it isn't THEM who is gonna give out the beating, it's someone else.  Can't get your own hands dirty, ya know.

Christ, hand them out some fines. Toss on a few hundred hours of community service if it's not enough.  Ya know, how a rational person would handle it.
 
2013-02-27 11:12:42 AM  
The only thing more annoying than dumbass kids, who do stuff like this, are the self-righteous douche-nozzles who get their panties in a wad at every little joking reference about deserving violent punishment or karma.

I hope you all slide down a rusty razor blade, into a pool of alcohol!
 
2013-02-27 11:22:23 AM  
Yeah, a kick in the balls sounds about right.
 
2013-02-27 11:23:37 AM  

dustygrimp: I did lots of stupid crap when I was a teenager; theft, vandalism, menacing, etc.  I was also smart enough to know I was wrong for doing it and willing to accept the punishments.  And when I say punishments I mean the one from the authorities and the one my mother would give me.  I was also smart enough to recognize when my shenanigans went from mostly harmless bs to potentially dangerous and I stayed on the right side of that line.

As for the ass beating... you know how much of the markup of groceries is built in due to shrink?  3-4%.  Douchenozzles like this increase shrink and create higher prices.  I'd say grow up, but most people know better when they are younger than you,


Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade.  So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on?  And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up?  Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager.  That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming.  No fair getting mad at the adult too.  If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.

It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation.  It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it.  You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you.  You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this?  Because they've actually got an ounce of common sense and they realize the charges they'd get for actually carrying out your little biatch fantasy are WAY worse than the original crime committed.   I seriously hope you don't have any pets, I'd hate to see the swift punishment some dumbass like you hands out for a minor offense like peeing on the carpet.
 
2013-02-27 11:30:05 AM  
Ugh...I live in Vienna where these asshats are from...and I shop at the Giant where they were showing the video to people outside of.

I hate this stupid town.
 
2013-02-27 11:37:38 AM  
bel4sucks:

Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade.  So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on?  And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up?  Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager.  That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming.  No fair getting mad at the adult too.  If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.

It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation.  It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it.  You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you.  You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this?  Bec ...


This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.
 
2013-02-27 11:49:40 AM  

porcupine tree: This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.


Awww son you mad now?  I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.

It is funny how a schmuck like  you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor.  You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan.  No wonder.
 
2013-02-27 11:51:41 AM  

bel4sucks: porcupine tree: This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.

Awww son you mad now?  I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.

It is funny how a schmuck like  you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor.  You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan.  No wonder.


Let me guess you are 15-23?
 
2013-02-27 11:52:55 AM  
slacktory.com

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !
 
2013-02-27 11:58:50 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.


You guys need to reinstate the draft. Or chain gangs.
 
2013-02-27 12:22:40 PM  

Smokey the Bare: FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."

Pot, meet kettle.


Why do they even mention that she is a single mother? What does that have to do with the story?
 
2013-02-27 12:24:45 PM  
bel4sucks:

Awww son you mad now?  I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.

It is funny how a schmuck like  you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor.  You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan.  No wonder.


Nope, but I also don't get worked up about someone who makes a joke about a kick in the nuts, on the internet, either.

As the father of a teenage son, I've taught him there are consequences for doing stupid shiat. that doesn't necessarily mean a kick in the nuts, but if he came home with a black eye and told me he got his ass beat for destroying someone else's property in the name of getting some laughs. I'd tell him he got exactly what he deserved.

When I grew up, we had corporal punishment in school. That meant, if sending you to detention didn't work, they had the option of a very large male asst principal whipping your ass. I can tell you that was a bigger deterrent than a couple of hours in D-hall.

Anyway, if they don't punish these kids somehow, there will be waves of dumbass sheep doing this and posting videos to Youtube, and one of them will probably end up really hurting himself and his parents will sue the grocery store. That's what happens in a world with no ass-whippings.
 
2013-02-27 12:36:08 PM  
Spanky3woods:

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !

Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.
 
2013-02-27 12:55:04 PM  

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.


oh come on you know that's not true... gun threads FTW
 
2013-02-27 12:55:46 PM  

RockyMtnGirl: Spanky3woods:

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !

Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.


I knew I should have included the screenshot.
/your disappointment is still valid
 
2013-02-27 12:58:34 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: HindiDiscoMonster: LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.

[stores.maxumsupply.com image 182x300]

CSB (sorta)

My former SIL and her husband installed one of these when they built their house.  7 or 8 gallon bags, BAGS of milk!  They were both huge milk drinkers, and planned on having kids, so it seemed a good idea.  It actually was.  And nothing keeps milk as cold and nom nom nommie as a restaurant grade cooler.

/CSB (sorta)


mmmm i know. i wish i had one, but getting 5 gallon bags down here is a biatch unless you own a restaurant, then you can buy from a vendor (because you have a tax id for the business)
 
2013-02-27 01:04:04 PM  

bel4sucks: CeroX: And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"

Oh jesus christ.  Yeah , I don't want to see them punished at all because a bunch of whiny old men want to see a kid get curbstomped for a misdemeanor.  But at least you have something in common with them, they commited a tiny crime, and you get all farked up over it because of your tiny penis.


you drive a Ferrari (v12), don't you?
 
2013-02-27 01:07:31 PM  

Valiente: AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.

You guys need to reinstate the draft. Or chain gangs.


dammit... now i have that song in my head... thanks
 
2013-02-27 01:25:09 PM  
This thread has not gone well for bei4sucks.

But it's been comedy gold for the rest of us.
 
2013-02-27 03:42:44 PM  
If those had been black kids they would have been charged with destruction of property, reckless endangerment, theft and attempted murder. Felonies all around...
 
2013-02-27 04:02:35 PM  

BronyMedic: bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.

Well, when the local shopkeeper had the ability to take a broom handle to the neighborhood rowdies for smashing the milk bottles WITHOUT getting sued into oblivion by the helicopter parents protecting their precious snowflakes, you really didn't have this much of a problem.

Little Timmy and Jimmy may have been rambunctious, but they sure as hell didn't mess with old man McGregory's grocery store.


In my parents day and age, doing anything like this would get you kicked to the curb and banned for life.  They would enforce that ban by telling the regulars about it, and if you showed your face, any old joe would grab you by the scruff and haul your ass out the door.  God forbid you tried to fight, you'd be bloody and bruised in a second.  Funny that no lawyers were ever involved in any of that.

It's much much worse now.  You can't even tell someone's kid to behave in public without getting accosted by the parents that 10 seconds ago weren't paying the slightest bit of attention to their misbegotten young.
 
2013-02-27 05:39:39 PM  
Cock punching is too good for them.  Make them lick up the milk.  If they puke then they get to start over.
 
2013-02-27 05:49:44 PM  

bel4sucks: CeroX: And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"

Oh jesus christ.  Yeah , I don't want to see them punished at all because a bunch of whiny old men want to see a kid get curbstomped for a misdemeanor.  But at least you have something in common with them, they commited a tiny crime, and you get all farked up over it because of your tiny penis.


Stop thinking about penises. It's making you aggressive.
 
2013-02-27 06:23:35 PM  

porcupine tree: Nope, but I also don't get worked up about someone who makes a joke about a kick in the nuts, on the internet, either.

As the father of a teenage son, I've taught him there are consequences for doing stupid shiat. that doesn't necessarily mean a kick in the nuts, but if he came home with a black eye and told me he got his ass beat for destroying someone else's property in the name of getting some laughs. I'd tell him he got exactly what he deserved.

When I grew up, we had corporal punishment in school. That meant, if sending you to detention didn't work, they had the option of a very large male asst principal whipping your ass. I can tell you that was a bigger deterrent than a couple of hours in D-hall.

Anyway, if they don't punish these kids somehow, there will be waves of dumbass sheep doing this and posting videos to Youtube, and one of them will probably end up really hurting himself and his parents will sue the grocery store. That's what happens in a world with no ass-whippings.


LOL what dumbass texan.  I'm not the one getting all worked up, it doesn't take getting worked up to call a bunch of dorks out for the pussies they are demanding over the top reactions to small shiat.  And then look how far you have to reach to think it'll spread like an epidemic.   But hey, next time you fark something up and cost someone some money I guess you'll take your ass beating like the man you are huh?
 
2013-02-27 09:07:33 PM  

bel4sucks: dustygrimp: I did lots of stupid crap when I was a teenager; theft, vandalism, menacing, etc.  I was also smart enough to know I was wrong for doing it and willing to accept the punishments.  And when I say punishments I mean the one from the authorities and the one my mother would give me.  I was also smart enough to recognize when my shenanigans went from mostly harmless bs to potentially dangerous and I stayed on the right side of that line.

As for the ass beating... you know how much of the markup of groceries is built in due to shrink?  3-4%.  Douchenozzles like this increase shrink and create higher prices.  I'd say grow up, but most people know better when they are younger than you,

Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade.  So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on?  And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up?  Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager.  That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming.  No fair getting mad at the adult too.  If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.

It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation.  It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it.  You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you.  You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this?  Bec ...


Grow up, punk. Quit white-knighting a-holes.
 
2013-02-27 10:04:20 PM  

HillshirefarmsGOMEAT: If those had been black kids they would have been charged with destruction of property, reckless endangerment, theft and attempted murder. Felonies all around...


Please read the thread before you troll (whether intentionally or not).  What you said was said way upstream, by a much better troll.
 
2013-02-27 11:17:10 PM  
bel4sucks:
LOL what dumbass texan.  I'm not the one getting all worked up, it doesn't take getting worked up to call a bunch of dorks out for the pussies they are demanding over the top reactions to small shiat.  And then look how far you have to reach to think it'll spread like an epidemic.   But hey, next time you fark something up and cost someone some money I guess you'll take your ass beating like the man you are huh?

Oh, but you are the one getting worked as indicated by your name calling. BTW, it's so lame and trendy to hate on Texans. You throw that out there in a weak attempt to get some support from all the other Texas haters on Fark, but I'm not bothered by it. I'm proud of being a Texan, just like you are probably proud to be a homosexual.

As for this stunt, I never used the word 'epidemic', but it's not a stretch to think it would become a big trend for a week or 2. In the YouTube age, teenagers have proven they will imitate every stupid thing that comes along if they think it will get them some attention.

BTW, I've taken a few ass beatings in my day (and given more than a few). I was smart enough to know, a couple of times, that I deserved an ass whipping, and was cool with it,  because I'm not a whiny pussy.
 
2013-02-28 12:16:41 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.


No, it isn't funny at all. Fark those little shiats.
 
2013-02-28 01:37:09 AM  

Generation_D: Grow up, punk. Quit white-knighting a-holes.


Go back to shuttin the fark up biatch.
 
2013-02-28 01:45:41 AM  

porcupine tree: Oh, but you are the one getting worked as indicated by your name calling. BTW, it's so lame and trendy to hate on Texans. You throw that out there in a weak attempt to get some support from all the other Texas haters on Fark, but I'm not bothered by it. I'm proud of being a Texan, just like you are probably proud to be a homosexual.

As for this stunt, I never used the word 'epidemic', but it's not a stretch to think it would become a big trend for a week or 2. In the YouTube age, teenagers have proven they will imitate every stupid thing that comes along if they think it will get them some attention.

BTW, I've taken a few ass beatings in my day (and given more than a few). I was smart enough to know, a couple of times, that I deserved an ass whipping, and was cool with it,  because I'm not a whiny pussy.


LOL holy shiat, I don't know what it is about you texans but you have to be the only backwards ass twats who still think calling someone a homosexual is an insult.  It's 2013 ya dumb coont, try to update your thinking at least as half as often as you update your electronics.

But congrats on bragging about giving out some ass beatings.  Of course, we all know it's bullshiat, you're too much of a pussy to actually kick anyone's ass, sorry.  And the next time you see some kid screwing around, you aren't gonna do shiat about it.  So quit pretending son, no one is impressed.

I do think it's funny you claim you would risk family, career, and freedom to go in swinging on a kid who looked like he slipped on a floor and dropped a gallon of milk.  I wish you would actually do it.  It will be hilarious to see that thread.  I mean, assault on a minor all over a $3.50 gallon of milk.  What a farking douche.

But remember biatch, it's ME who is supposed to be mad here cause I called you a few names, not you who wants to punch a minor for something that didn't even affect you.
 
2013-02-28 02:26:56 AM  
bel4sucks: whine, raw and unhinged.

Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?
 
2013-02-28 03:03:03 AM  

BronyMedic: Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?


LOL as opposed to you right biatch?
 
2013-02-28 04:34:32 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?

LOL as opposed to you right biatch?


Stay classy, there buddy. Stay classy.

You've spent this entire thread replying to people who thoroughly debunked your internet tough guy arguments and "precious snowflake" social justice banter by resorting to personal insults that would make a preschooler sound intelligent, and a persecution complex which rivals a FARK religion thread.

Get off the cross, man. Some people need to that wood to stay warm.
 
2013-02-28 05:29:32 AM  

BronyMedic: Stay classy, there buddy. Stay classy.

You've spent this entire thread replying to people who thoroughly debunked your internet tough guy arguments and "precious snowflake" social justice banter by resorting to personal insults that would make a preschooler sound intelligent, and a persecution complex which rivals a FARK religion thread.

Get off the cross, man. Some people need to that wood to stay warm.


LOL goddamn you really can't read can ya?  And why is it always gigantic twatdouche crying about class in an informal setting on the internet? Conduct yourself with class if you want to be treated with it, coont.   Yeah lemme see these so called debunkings.  Most of this thread is like you.  A bunch of biatches screaming for blood in a situation that doesn't need it.

The stores didn't know what had happened.  No other stores report it happening.  But keep crying about how severe the punishment needs to be.
 
2013-02-28 05:42:50 AM  

bel4sucks: LOL goddamn you really can't read can ya?  And why is it always gigantic twatdouche crying about class in an informal setting on the internet? Conduct yourself with class if you want to be treated with it, coont.   Yeah lemme see these so called debunkings.  Most of this thread is like you.  A bunch of biatches screaming for blood in a situation that doesn't need it.

The stores didn't know what had happened.  No other stores report it happening.  But keep crying about how severe the punishment needs to be.


i.imgur.com

Oh, so that makes it okay, then? You  actually think these precious little WASP snowflakes have not vandalized or damaged the property of others before this, or were perfect little angels before and after? In reality, if someone smacked them upside the head with a broomstick, and Officer Friendly decided to have a chat with them, I'm pretty sure the outcome would be different. Even 30 years ago, people like AND their parents would have been banned from the stores under penalty of trespassing.

But no. We can't have that. Anyone who dares think about disciplining a bunch of badly adjusted, overly permissive parenting crotch droppings is automatically a child abuser in the eyes of Social Justice White Knights like yourself. And the fact of the matter is, you're such a goddamn hypocrite about it it's not even funny. You're almost as bad as the FARK Misogynists/Misandrists who will decry someone making a sexist joke in one thread, and then make a joke about rape in the next.

"Blood"? Really? I posted a screengrab from the Boondocks "It's Goin' Down" and made a joke about a nutshot, and suddenly I'm crying for their lynching?

You honestly think calling me a "coont" and other juvenile retorts is going to upset me? It only goes to prove how pants-on-head retarded you are.

Seriously. I can't imagine what it must be like to live in a world where everyone is out to get you, Internet Tough Guy.
 
2013-02-28 06:06:38 AM  
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The weak motherfarker actually took time to make a lame ass image flame.
 
2013-02-28 06:13:37 AM  

BronyMedic: Oh, so that makes it okay, then? You  actually think these precious little WASP snowflakes have not vandalized or damaged the property of others before this, or were perfect little angels before and after? In reality, if someone smacked them upside the head with a broomstick, and Officer Friendly decided to have a chat with them, I'm pretty sure the outcome would be different. Even 30 years ago, people like AND their parents would have been banned from the stores under penalty of trespassing.

But no. We can't have that. Anyone who dares think about disciplining a bunch of badly adjusted, overly permissive parenting crotch droppings is automatically a child abuser in the eyes of Social Justice White Knights like yourself. And the fact of the matter is, you're such a goddamn hypocrite about it it's not even funny. You're almost as bad as the FARK Misogynists/Misandrists who will decry someone making a sexist joke in one thread, and then make a joke about rape in the next.

"Blood"? Really? I posted a screengrab from the Boondocks "It's Goin' Down" and made a joke about a nutshot, and suddenly I'm crying for their lynching?

You honestly think calling me a "coont" and other juvenile retorts is going to upset me? It only goes to prove how pants-on-head retarded you are.

Seriously. I can't imagine what it must be like to live in a world where everyone is out to get you, Internet Tough Guy.


LOL okay that was the weakest shiat I've seen in a long time, too farkin funny. I love how you keep trying to turn it around on me like I'm an ITG when you were calling for a steel-toe running start kick in the nuts. I know pumpkin, if we all just followed along with your every thought life would be a lot easier.  After over 40 years of you trying that shiat, I can't be the first one to tell you that shiat isn't ever gonna happen.

Look biatch, I'm sorry back in the 60s you got caught dicking around and some random adult beat your ass and your parents just didn't care.  I know you were salivating at the chance for payback, but it's just not gonna happen.

LOLOLOL and then you biatch about juvenile retorts and then use the phrase "pants on head retarded".  God no wonder you're such a douche, anyone who listens to that dork speak at 40 wps has definitely got an over-inflated sense of their own self worth and intelligence.

Now be a good little biatch and go get me some breakfast.
 
2013-02-28 06:39:46 AM  
bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

1.bp.blogspot.com

I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.
 
2013-02-28 07:00:52 AM  

BronyMedic: bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 380x268]

I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.


BHAHAHAHAHAHA  you still going with I'm mad about something.  Goddamn son, next time just tell me that you've got nothing.

*sniffle, I know it must hurt these kids that are SOOOOOOOOO HORRIBLE aren't gonna get what you think they deserve.  Poor you.

But since you're still crying like a little coont about nothing, why not pick up some prep H pads and Midol while you're getting my breakfast like the good little biatch you are.  Run along now mami.
 
2013-02-28 07:11:52 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 380x268]

I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.

BHAHAHAHAHAHA  you still going with I'm mad about something.  Goddamn son, next time just tell me that you've got nothing.

*sniffle, I know it must hurt these kids that are SOOOOOOOOO HORRIBLE aren't gonna get what you think they deserve.  Poor you.

But since you're still crying a little coont about nothing, why not pick up some prep H pads and Midol while you're getting my breakfast like the good little biatch you are.  Run along now mami.


I am. You're rage-typing furious replies to what has long since stopped being a serious conversation with you, and instead is blatantly trolling.

This was fun, bel4sucks. We had fun today.
 
2013-02-28 07:25:47 AM  

BronyMedic: am. You're rage-typing furious replies to what has long since stopped being a serious conversation with you, and instead is blatantly trolling.

This was fun, bel4sucks. We had fun today.


LOL biatch if you call this trolling that makes it even funnier.  I didn't realize crying for 10 posts about "U mad" could be considered that, especially since you came in with a bleeding pussy like 12 hours later.

The fact that you ever took this conversation seriously shows what a dumbfark you are.  I'd be willing to bet the only thing you have to back up that I'm mad is that I cussed at you.

If you don't want to be called a biatch anymore mami, then stop biatching.
 
2013-02-28 09:49:03 AM  
bel4sucks:
But congrats on bragging about giving out some ass beatings.  Of course, we all know it's bullshiat, you're too much of a pussy to actually kick anyone's ass, sorry.  And the next time you see some kid screwing around, you aren't gonna do shiat about it.  So quit pretending son, no one is impressed.

I do think it's funny you claim you would risk family, career, and freedom to go in swinging on a kid who looked like he slipped on a floor and dropped a gallon of milk.  I wish you would actually do it.  It will be hilarious to see that thread.  I mean, assault on a minor all over a $3.50 gallon of milk.  What a farking douche.

But remember biatch, it's ME who is supposed to be mad here cause I called you a few names, not you who wants to punch a minor for something that didn't even affect you.


You are hilarious! I didn't brag about giving out ass beatings. I stated that I have been on the receiving end of ass whippings and then mentioned that I have given out some. Those are facts! The fact that you think it's bullshiat, tells me that you have never been in a fight and wouldn't even know how to defend yourself, if someone took a swing at you. You'd probably just curl up in a ball and cry like the child that you are.

Also, I never once said I'd 'swing on' or hit these kids. I merely said they deserved it. I would laugh if someone did beat their ass, but I'm not dumb enough to do it myself. I'm a business owner and I'd be pissed as hell if they did something like that to my business, but I realize the trouble it would get me in, if I laid a finger on them.

The fact is, I don't believe anyone in this thread truly wants to physically assault these kids. That's why it's funny that you are so outraged by it.  You are obviously still a kid, yourself.So, go back to watching Harlem Shake videos on YouTube, where you can't get offended by talks of imaginary violence.

You get off on videos of kids doing stupid shiat with no regard for others. I get off on the thought of those kids getting a beat down. We're just different.
 
2013-02-28 03:49:03 PM  

SteelHorseRider: RockyMtnGirl: Spanky3woods:

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !

Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.

I knew I should have included the screenshot.
/your disappointment is still valid


Yep, totally missed yours. Sorry about that.

Guessing the three of us are the only ones old enough to get it.....
 
2013-02-28 04:54:22 PM  

porcupine tree: You are hilarious! I didn't brag about giving out ass beatings. I stated that I have been on the receiving end of ass whippings and then mentioned that I have given out some. Those are facts! The fact that you think it's bullshiat, tells me that you have never been in a fight and wouldn't even know how to defend yourself, if someone took a swing at you. You'd probably just curl up in a ball and cry like the child that you are.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL so me not believing you've been in a fight somehow means that I've never been in a fight?  LOLOLOLOLOLOL how the fark does that work again?  That is truly logic that could only come from a dumbfark texicoont.

porcupine tree: Also, I never once said I'd 'swing on' or hit these kids. I merely said they deserved it. I would laugh if someone did beat their ass, but I'm not dumb enough to do it myself. I'm a business owner and I'd be pissed as hell if they did something like that to my business, but I realize the trouble it would get me in, if I laid a finger on them.


Ahhhh, so also like the pussy ass texan you are, you'd want them to get their asses beat, but you can't get your own hands dirty.  Soooo, like the stereotype is, quick to demand violence, but also a complete coward about it.  That's 2/2 on being a biatch ass texan so far son.

porcupine tree: The fact is, I don't believe anyone in this thread truly wants to physically assault these kids. That's why it's funny that you are so outraged by it.  You are obviously still a kid, yourself.So, go back to watching Harlem Shake videos on YouTube, where you can't get offended by talks of imaginary violence.


LOLOLOL and yet another douche in here talking about violence towards minors, and I'm the one who is supposedly mad about it.  Goddamn, having to go to the "I'm rubber you're glue" thing so quickly, next time just tell me you ain't got shiat like that other douche.  But hey, congrats on not having to resort to open homophobia again ya dumb coont

porcupine tree: You get off on videos of kids doing stupid shiat with no regard for others. I get off on the thought of those kids getting a beat down. We're just different.



BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.  Of course we're different you dumbfark texan, you just admitted that thinking about a bunch of minors getting a beatdown makes you sexually excited.  Holyyyyyy farking shiat that is sick as fark.  I didn't get off watching this video, I laughed a few times at different things and then moved on to make fun of a bunch of tiny dicked keyboard jockeys screaming for blood.  But hey, I hope you had enough Kleenex to clean yourself up afterward biatch.
 
2013-02-28 05:25:27 PM  

bel4sucks: BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.  Of course we're different you dumbfark texan, you just admitted that thinking about a bunch of minors getting a beatdown makes you sexually excited.  Holyyyyyy farking shiat that is sick as fark.  I didn't get off watching this video, I laughed a few times at different things and then moved on to make fun of a bunch of tiny dicked keyboard jockeys screaming for blood.  But hey, I hope you had enough Kleenex to clean yourself up afterward biatch.



Definition: get off
7.
Slanga.To feel great pleasure or gratification.b.To experience euphoria, for example, as a result of taking a drug.
I never said I was sexually excited by anything. You're the one who imagined it was sexual. Frankly, it kind of creeps me out how you keep talking about 'dicks' and imagining me 'cleaning up with a kleenex'.
 
2013-02-28 05:26:39 PM  

RockyMtnGirl: SteelHorseRider: RockyMtnGirl: Spanky3woods:

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !

Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.

I knew I should have included the screenshot.
/your disappointment is still valid

Yep, totally missed yours. Sorry about that.

Guessing the three of us are the only ones old enough to get it.....


Based on the rest of the thread contents, I believe you are right.
 
2013-02-28 06:52:44 PM  

porcupine tree: bel4sucks: BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.  Of course we're different you dumbfark texan, you just admitted that thinking about a bunch of minors getting a beatdown makes you sexually excited.  Holyyyyyy farking shiat that is sick as fark.  I didn't get off watching this video, I laughed a few times at different things and then moved on to make fun of a bunch of tiny dicked keyboard jockeys screaming for blood.  But hey, I hope you had enough Kleenex to clean yourself up afterward biatch.


Definition: get off
7.Slanga.To feel great pleasure or gratification.b.To experience euphoria, for example, as a result of taking a drug.
I never said I was sexually excited by anything. You're the one who imagined it was sexual. Frankly, it kind of creeps me out how you keep talking about 'dicks' and imagining me 'cleaning up with a kleenex'.


You're fighting a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
 
2013-02-28 09:00:18 PM  
Oh hai guyz, what happened in this thread?

*checks posts, sees quotes of bel4sucks' spew*

Oh. Carry on, then.
 
2013-03-01 04:29:38 PM  
Wow, this quiz thread got weird fast. 
But hey, great quiz this week!
 
2013-03-01 05:22:38 PM  

dj_spanmaster: Wow, this quiz thread got weird fast. 
But hey, great quiz this week!


Awesome wrong threading.
 
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