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2013-02-28 01:45:41 AM

porcupine tree: Oh, but you are the one getting worked as indicated by your name calling. BTW, it's so lame and trendy to hate on Texans. You throw that out there in a weak attempt to get some support from all the other Texas haters on Fark, but I'm not bothered by it. I'm proud of being a Texan, just like you are probably proud to be a homosexual.

As for this stunt, I never used the word 'epidemic', but it's not a stretch to think it would become a big trend for a week or 2. In the YouTube age, teenagers have proven they will imitate every stupid thing that comes along if they think it will get them some attention.

BTW, I've taken a few ass beatings in my day (and given more than a few). I was smart enough to know, a couple of times, that I deserved an ass whipping, and was cool with it,  because I'm not a whiny pussy.


LOL holy shiat, I don't know what it is about you texans but you have to be the only backwards ass twats who still think calling someone a homosexual is an insult.  It's 2013 ya dumb coont, try to update your thinking at least as half as often as you update your electronics.

But congrats on bragging about giving out some ass beatings.  Of course, we all know it's bullshiat, you're too much of a pussy to actually kick anyone's ass, sorry.  And the next time you see some kid screwing around, you aren't gonna do shiat about it.  So quit pretending son, no one is impressed.

I do think it's funny you claim you would risk family, career, and freedom to go in swinging on a kid who looked like he slipped on a floor and dropped a gallon of milk.  I wish you would actually do it.  It will be hilarious to see that thread.  I mean, assault on a minor all over a $3.50 gallon of milk.  What a farking douche.

But remember biatch, it's ME who is supposed to be mad here cause I called you a few names, not you who wants to punch a minor for something that didn't even affect you.
 
2013-02-28 02:26:56 AM
bel4sucks: whine, raw and unhinged.

Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?
 
2013-02-28 03:03:03 AM

BronyMedic: Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?


LOL as opposed to you right biatch?
 
2013-02-28 04:34:32 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?

LOL as opposed to you right biatch?


Stay classy, there buddy. Stay classy.

You've spent this entire thread replying to people who thoroughly debunked your internet tough guy arguments and "precious snowflake" social justice banter by resorting to personal insults that would make a preschooler sound intelligent, and a persecution complex which rivals a FARK religion thread.

Get off the cross, man. Some people need to that wood to stay warm.
 
2013-02-28 05:29:32 AM

BronyMedic: Stay classy, there buddy. Stay classy.

You've spent this entire thread replying to people who thoroughly debunked your internet tough guy arguments and "precious snowflake" social justice banter by resorting to personal insults that would make a preschooler sound intelligent, and a persecution complex which rivals a FARK religion thread.

Get off the cross, man. Some people need to that wood to stay warm.


LOL goddamn you really can't read can ya?  And why is it always gigantic twatdouche crying about class in an informal setting on the internet? Conduct yourself with class if you want to be treated with it, coont.   Yeah lemme see these so called debunkings.  Most of this thread is like you.  A bunch of biatches screaming for blood in a situation that doesn't need it.

The stores didn't know what had happened.  No other stores report it happening.  But keep crying about how severe the punishment needs to be.
 
2013-02-28 05:42:50 AM

bel4sucks: LOL goddamn you really can't read can ya?  And why is it always gigantic twatdouche crying about class in an informal setting on the internet? Conduct yourself with class if you want to be treated with it, coont.   Yeah lemme see these so called debunkings.  Most of this thread is like you.  A bunch of biatches screaming for blood in a situation that doesn't need it.

The stores didn't know what had happened.  No other stores report it happening.  But keep crying about how severe the punishment needs to be.


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Oh, so that makes it okay, then? You  actually think these precious little WASP snowflakes have not vandalized or damaged the property of others before this, or were perfect little angels before and after? In reality, if someone smacked them upside the head with a broomstick, and Officer Friendly decided to have a chat with them, I'm pretty sure the outcome would be different. Even 30 years ago, people like AND their parents would have been banned from the stores under penalty of trespassing.

But no. We can't have that. Anyone who dares think about disciplining a bunch of badly adjusted, overly permissive parenting crotch droppings is automatically a child abuser in the eyes of Social Justice White Knights like yourself. And the fact of the matter is, you're such a goddamn hypocrite about it it's not even funny. You're almost as bad as the FARK Misogynists/Misandrists who will decry someone making a sexist joke in one thread, and then make a joke about rape in the next.

"Blood"? Really? I posted a screengrab from the Boondocks "It's Goin' Down" and made a joke about a nutshot, and suddenly I'm crying for their lynching?

You honestly think calling me a "coont" and other juvenile retorts is going to upset me? It only goes to prove how pants-on-head retarded you are.

Seriously. I can't imagine what it must be like to live in a world where everyone is out to get you, Internet Tough Guy.
 
2013-02-28 06:06:38 AM
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The weak motherfarker actually took time to make a lame ass image flame.
 
2013-02-28 06:13:37 AM

BronyMedic: Oh, so that makes it okay, then? You  actually think these precious little WASP snowflakes have not vandalized or damaged the property of others before this, or were perfect little angels before and after? In reality, if someone smacked them upside the head with a broomstick, and Officer Friendly decided to have a chat with them, I'm pretty sure the outcome would be different. Even 30 years ago, people like AND their parents would have been banned from the stores under penalty of trespassing.

But no. We can't have that. Anyone who dares think about disciplining a bunch of badly adjusted, overly permissive parenting crotch droppings is automatically a child abuser in the eyes of Social Justice White Knights like yourself. And the fact of the matter is, you're such a goddamn hypocrite about it it's not even funny. You're almost as bad as the FARK Misogynists/Misandrists who will decry someone making a sexist joke in one thread, and then make a joke about rape in the next.

"Blood"? Really? I posted a screengrab from the Boondocks "It's Goin' Down" and made a joke about a nutshot, and suddenly I'm crying for their lynching?

You honestly think calling me a "coont" and other juvenile retorts is going to upset me? It only goes to prove how pants-on-head retarded you are.

Seriously. I can't imagine what it must be like to live in a world where everyone is out to get you, Internet Tough Guy.


LOL okay that was the weakest shiat I've seen in a long time, too farkin funny. I love how you keep trying to turn it around on me like I'm an ITG when you were calling for a steel-toe running start kick in the nuts. I know pumpkin, if we all just followed along with your every thought life would be a lot easier.  After over 40 years of you trying that shiat, I can't be the first one to tell you that shiat isn't ever gonna happen.

Look biatch, I'm sorry back in the 60s you got caught dicking around and some random adult beat your ass and your parents just didn't care.  I know you were salivating at the chance for payback, but it's just not gonna happen.

LOLOLOL and then you biatch about juvenile retorts and then use the phrase "pants on head retarded".  God no wonder you're such a douche, anyone who listens to that dork speak at 40 wps has definitely got an over-inflated sense of their own self worth and intelligence.

Now be a good little biatch and go get me some breakfast.
 
2013-02-28 06:39:46 AM
bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

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I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.
 
2013-02-28 07:00:52 AM

BronyMedic: bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

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I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.


BHAHAHAHAHAHA  you still going with I'm mad about something.  Goddamn son, next time just tell me that you've got nothing.

*sniffle, I know it must hurt these kids that are SOOOOOOOOO HORRIBLE aren't gonna get what you think they deserve.  Poor you.

But since you're still crying like a little coont about nothing, why not pick up some prep H pads and Midol while you're getting my breakfast like the good little biatch you are.  Run along now mami.
 
2013-02-28 07:11:52 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

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I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.

BHAHAHAHAHAHA  you still going with I'm mad about something.  Goddamn son, next time just tell me that you've got nothing.

*sniffle, I know it must hurt these kids that are SOOOOOOOOO HORRIBLE aren't gonna get what you think they deserve.  Poor you.

But since you're still crying a little coont about nothing, why not pick up some prep H pads and Midol while you're getting my breakfast like the good little biatch you are.  Run along now mami.


I am. You're rage-typing furious replies to what has long since stopped being a serious conversation with you, and instead is blatantly trolling.

This was fun, bel4sucks. We had fun today.
 
2013-02-28 07:25:47 AM

BronyMedic: am. You're rage-typing furious replies to what has long since stopped being a serious conversation with you, and instead is blatantly trolling.

This was fun, bel4sucks. We had fun today.


LOL biatch if you call this trolling that makes it even funnier.  I didn't realize crying for 10 posts about "U mad" could be considered that, especially since you came in with a bleeding pussy like 12 hours later.

The fact that you ever took this conversation seriously shows what a dumbfark you are.  I'd be willing to bet the only thing you have to back up that I'm mad is that I cussed at you.

If you don't want to be called a biatch anymore mami, then stop biatching.
 
2013-02-28 09:49:03 AM
bel4sucks:
But congrats on bragging about giving out some ass beatings.  Of course, we all know it's bullshiat, you're too much of a pussy to actually kick anyone's ass, sorry.  And the next time you see some kid screwing around, you aren't gonna do shiat about it.  So quit pretending son, no one is impressed.

I do think it's funny you claim you would risk family, career, and freedom to go in swinging on a kid who looked like he slipped on a floor and dropped a gallon of milk.  I wish you would actually do it.  It will be hilarious to see that thread.  I mean, assault on a minor all over a $3.50 gallon of milk.  What a farking douche.

But remember biatch, it's ME who is supposed to be mad here cause I called you a few names, not you who wants to punch a minor for something that didn't even affect you.


You are hilarious! I didn't brag about giving out ass beatings. I stated that I have been on the receiving end of ass whippings and then mentioned that I have given out some. Those are facts! The fact that you think it's bullshiat, tells me that you have never been in a fight and wouldn't even know how to defend yourself, if someone took a swing at you. You'd probably just curl up in a ball and cry like the child that you are.

Also, I never once said I'd 'swing on' or hit these kids. I merely said they deserved it. I would laugh if someone did beat their ass, but I'm not dumb enough to do it myself. I'm a business owner and I'd be pissed as hell if they did something like that to my business, but I realize the trouble it would get me in, if I laid a finger on them.

The fact is, I don't believe anyone in this thread truly wants to physically assault these kids. That's why it's funny that you are so outraged by it.  You are obviously still a kid, yourself.So, go back to watching Harlem Shake videos on YouTube, where you can't get offended by talks of imaginary violence.

You get off on videos of kids doing stupid shiat with no regard for others. I get off on the thought of those kids getting a beat down. We're just different.
 
2013-02-28 03:49:03 PM

SteelHorseRider: RockyMtnGirl: Spanky3woods:

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !

Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.

I knew I should have included the screenshot.
/your disappointment is still valid


Yep, totally missed yours. Sorry about that.

Guessing the three of us are the only ones old enough to get it.....
 
2013-02-28 04:54:22 PM

porcupine tree: You are hilarious! I didn't brag about giving out ass beatings. I stated that I have been on the receiving end of ass whippings and then mentioned that I have given out some. Those are facts! The fact that you think it's bullshiat, tells me that you have never been in a fight and wouldn't even know how to defend yourself, if someone took a swing at you. You'd probably just curl up in a ball and cry like the child that you are.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL so me not believing you've been in a fight somehow means that I've never been in a fight?  LOLOLOLOLOLOL how the fark does that work again?  That is truly logic that could only come from a dumbfark texicoont.

porcupine tree: Also, I never once said I'd 'swing on' or hit these kids. I merely said they deserved it. I would laugh if someone did beat their ass, but I'm not dumb enough to do it myself. I'm a business owner and I'd be pissed as hell if they did something like that to my business, but I realize the trouble it would get me in, if I laid a finger on them.


Ahhhh, so also like the pussy ass texan you are, you'd want them to get their asses beat, but you can't get your own hands dirty.  Soooo, like the stereotype is, quick to demand violence, but also a complete coward about it.  That's 2/2 on being a biatch ass texan so far son.

porcupine tree: The fact is, I don't believe anyone in this thread truly wants to physically assault these kids. That's why it's funny that you are so outraged by it.  You are obviously still a kid, yourself.So, go back to watching Harlem Shake videos on YouTube, where you can't get offended by talks of imaginary violence.


LOLOLOL and yet another douche in here talking about violence towards minors, and I'm the one who is supposedly mad about it.  Goddamn, having to go to the "I'm rubber you're glue" thing so quickly, next time just tell me you ain't got shiat like that other douche.  But hey, congrats on not having to resort to open homophobia again ya dumb coont

porcupine tree: You get off on videos of kids doing stupid shiat with no regard for others. I get off on the thought of those kids getting a beat down. We're just different.



BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.  Of course we're different you dumbfark texan, you just admitted that thinking about a bunch of minors getting a beatdown makes you sexually excited.  Holyyyyyy farking shiat that is sick as fark.  I didn't get off watching this video, I laughed a few times at different things and then moved on to make fun of a bunch of tiny dicked keyboard jockeys screaming for blood.  But hey, I hope you had enough Kleenex to clean yourself up afterward biatch.
 
2013-02-28 05:25:27 PM

bel4sucks: BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.  Of course we're different you dumbfark texan, you just admitted that thinking about a bunch of minors getting a beatdown makes you sexually excited.  Holyyyyyy farking shiat that is sick as fark.  I didn't get off watching this video, I laughed a few times at different things and then moved on to make fun of a bunch of tiny dicked keyboard jockeys screaming for blood.  But hey, I hope you had enough Kleenex to clean yourself up afterward biatch.



Definition: get off
7.
Slanga.To feel great pleasure or gratification.b.To experience euphoria, for example, as a result of taking a drug.
I never said I was sexually excited by anything. You're the one who imagined it was sexual. Frankly, it kind of creeps me out how you keep talking about 'dicks' and imagining me 'cleaning up with a kleenex'.
 
2013-02-28 05:26:39 PM

RockyMtnGirl: SteelHorseRider: RockyMtnGirl: Spanky3woods:

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !

Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.

I knew I should have included the screenshot.
/your disappointment is still valid

Yep, totally missed yours. Sorry about that.

Guessing the three of us are the only ones old enough to get it.....


Based on the rest of the thread contents, I believe you are right.
 
2013-02-28 06:52:44 PM

porcupine tree: bel4sucks: BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA.  Of course we're different you dumbfark texan, you just admitted that thinking about a bunch of minors getting a beatdown makes you sexually excited.  Holyyyyyy farking shiat that is sick as fark.  I didn't get off watching this video, I laughed a few times at different things and then moved on to make fun of a bunch of tiny dicked keyboard jockeys screaming for blood.  But hey, I hope you had enough Kleenex to clean yourself up afterward biatch.


Definition: get off
7.Slanga.To feel great pleasure or gratification.b.To experience euphoria, for example, as a result of taking a drug.
I never said I was sexually excited by anything. You're the one who imagined it was sexual. Frankly, it kind of creeps me out how you keep talking about 'dicks' and imagining me 'cleaning up with a kleenex'.


You're fighting a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
 
2013-02-28 09:00:18 PM
Oh hai guyz, what happened in this thread?

*checks posts, sees quotes of bel4sucks' spew*

Oh. Carry on, then.
 
2013-03-01 04:29:38 PM
Wow, this quiz thread got weird fast. 
But hey, great quiz this week!
 
2013-03-01 05:22:38 PM

dj_spanmaster: Wow, this quiz thread got weird fast. 
But hey, great quiz this week!


Awesome wrong threading.
 
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