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2013-02-27 10:29:57 AM  
Someone showed me this the other day. I didn't laugh. It's as stupid as planking and everything that came after it.
 
2013-02-27 10:30:06 AM  
Death sentence. No joke. Death sentence. These kids aren't going to ever do anything useful for anyone. Death sentence.
 
2013-02-27 10:30:32 AM  

imaconnect4guy: I think the appropriate thing to do would be to walk up to one of them when they have fallen and accidentally "slip" from their spill and give them a nice kick in the ribs.


Or funnier, slip and sue the kids parents.
 
2013-02-27 10:31:10 AM  
The more attention this gets, the more likely it is that these little douches get picked up by the cops and charged with something.
 
2013-02-27 10:32:05 AM  

Katolu: You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!


LOL goddamn this one got it's taint all twisted up.
 
2013-02-27 10:35:32 AM  

CeroX: And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"


Oh jesus christ.  Yeah , I don't want to see them punished at all because a bunch of whiny old men want to see a kid get curbstomped for a misdemeanor.  But at least you have something in common with them, they commited a tiny crime, and you get all farked up over it because of your tiny penis.
 
2013-02-27 10:40:58 AM  

devlin carnate: Oh, how's the view from that high horse, Tonto? These are punks who run away over $10 bucks of product, because they might have to pay for it.  If there are ITGs in this thread, at least they bother to stick around, since there's noone in that video with stones to stand up for themselves. Just cowards and a family size bucket of schadenfreude.

Wasn't that long ago that when some idiot like you would make a mess like that, and whomever had to clean it up was damn sure that there was a chase and then very likely a beating that took that $10 out of said punk's ass and then some for the effort, just for the fun of pasting some moran a few times. Nowadays, it's a lot less social justice and a lot more sociopathic cowards and I'M PRESSIN' CHAWGES.

So, yeah. Thanks duders.  You're a laugh riot


I can't be assed to do it myself but  I'll bet in their YT videos, there's one of them kicking each other in the balls already.  Can't see where that's punishment, since they'd just film it and get 500k hits for it.


LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

A beating...... over a mess and a few bucks.  And look at how pissy you got over it.  And you've got the balls to call someone else a sociopath?  You don't hand out a beating over something that trivial genius level.  Of course, it's just you talking big right?  I mean you're probably the one who fantasizes about kicking some kid's ass over something that minor, it's probably how you fall asleep.  One hand on your gun "just in case" and the other hand on that pathetic thing you call a dick.
 
2013-02-27 10:42:42 AM  

bel4sucks: CeroX: And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"

Oh jesus christ.  Yeah , I don't want to see them punished at all because a bunch of whiny old men want to see a kid get curbstomped for a misdemeanor.  But at least you have something in common with them, they commited a tiny crime, and you get all farked up over it because of your tiny penis.


They wanted attention, they're getting it.
 
2013-02-27 10:45:36 AM  

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.


I did lots of stupid crap when I was a teenager; theft, vandalism, menacing, etc.  I was also smart enough to know I was wrong for doing it and willing to accept the punishments.  And when I say punishments I mean the one from the authorities and the one my mother would give me.  I was also smart enough to recognize when my shenanigans went from mostly harmless bs to potentially dangerous and I stayed on the right side of that line.

As for the ass beating... you know how much of the markup of groceries is built in due to shrink?  3-4%.  Douchenozzles like this increase shrink and create higher prices.  I'd say grow up, but most people know better when they are younger than you,
 
2013-02-27 10:50:05 AM  
"Cleanup on Aisle 4, 7, 9, and 13 "

and the followup article:

Dumbasses who videotaped criminal mischief in Cell Blocks B,C,F, and K
 
2013-02-27 10:54:35 AM  

bel4sucks: with a steel toed boot, right that sounds like petty violence.


www.imfdb.org

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot?
 
2013-02-27 10:59:17 AM  
Assholes. The End.
 
2013-02-27 11:04:37 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: HindiDiscoMonster: LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.

[stores.maxumsupply.com image 182x300]

CSB (sorta)

My former SIL and her husband installed one of these when they built their house.  7 or 8 gallon bags, BAGS of milk!  They were both huge milk drinkers, and planned on having kids, so it seemed a good idea.  It actually was.  And nothing keeps milk as cold and nom nom nommie as a restaurant grade cooler.

/CSB (sorta)


Our milk cooler (same one as in that picture) will get to 30 degrees and start to freeze the milk.  I guess we need to send it back but it's just as easy to take the milk out and put it in the walkin.  Lazy that way I guess.  We go through almost a gallon a day and I've almost resorted to buying one but buying the 5 gallon bags is no cheaper than buying the 1 gallon jugs from the store.
 
2013-02-27 11:10:30 AM  

Generation_D: They wanted attention, they're getting it.


Okay. It still doesn't mean they get the level of violence some of the vigilante pussies in this thread seem to think needs to get handed out.

In fact, the only thing this thread really teaches is that beating your kid's ass over something minor just makes them passive aggressive biatches as adults.  Look how many people in this thread are calling for physical violence over a minor crime.  Yet, it isn't THEM who is gonna give out the beating, it's someone else.  Can't get your own hands dirty, ya know.

Christ, hand them out some fines. Toss on a few hundred hours of community service if it's not enough.  Ya know, how a rational person would handle it.
 
2013-02-27 11:12:42 AM  
The only thing more annoying than dumbass kids, who do stuff like this, are the self-righteous douche-nozzles who get their panties in a wad at every little joking reference about deserving violent punishment or karma.

I hope you all slide down a rusty razor blade, into a pool of alcohol!
 
2013-02-27 11:22:23 AM  
Yeah, a kick in the balls sounds about right.
 
2013-02-27 11:23:37 AM  

dustygrimp: I did lots of stupid crap when I was a teenager; theft, vandalism, menacing, etc.  I was also smart enough to know I was wrong for doing it and willing to accept the punishments.  And when I say punishments I mean the one from the authorities and the one my mother would give me.  I was also smart enough to recognize when my shenanigans went from mostly harmless bs to potentially dangerous and I stayed on the right side of that line.

As for the ass beating... you know how much of the markup of groceries is built in due to shrink?  3-4%.  Douchenozzles like this increase shrink and create higher prices.  I'd say grow up, but most people know better when they are younger than you,


Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade.  So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on?  And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up?  Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager.  That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming.  No fair getting mad at the adult too.  If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.

It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation.  It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it.  You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you.  You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this?  Because they've actually got an ounce of common sense and they realize the charges they'd get for actually carrying out your little biatch fantasy are WAY worse than the original crime committed.   I seriously hope you don't have any pets, I'd hate to see the swift punishment some dumbass like you hands out for a minor offense like peeing on the carpet.
 
2013-02-27 11:30:05 AM  
Ugh...I live in Vienna where these asshats are from...and I shop at the Giant where they were showing the video to people outside of.

I hate this stupid town.
 
2013-02-27 11:37:38 AM  
bel4sucks:

Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade.  So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on?  And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up?  Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager.  That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming.  No fair getting mad at the adult too.  If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.

It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation.  It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it.  You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you.  You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this?  Bec ...


This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.
 
2013-02-27 11:49:40 AM  

porcupine tree: This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.


Awww son you mad now?  I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.

It is funny how a schmuck like  you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor.  You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan.  No wonder.
 
2013-02-27 11:51:41 AM  

bel4sucks: porcupine tree: This is all I hear...

Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.

Awww son you mad now?  I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.

It is funny how a schmuck like  you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor.  You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan.  No wonder.


Let me guess you are 15-23?
 
2013-02-27 11:52:55 AM  
slacktory.com

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !
 
2013-02-27 11:58:50 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.


You guys need to reinstate the draft. Or chain gangs.
 
2013-02-27 12:22:40 PM  

Smokey the Bare: FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."

Pot, meet kettle.


Why do they even mention that she is a single mother? What does that have to do with the story?
 
2013-02-27 12:24:45 PM  
bel4sucks:

Awww son you mad now?  I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.

It is funny how a schmuck like  you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor.  You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan.  No wonder.


Nope, but I also don't get worked up about someone who makes a joke about a kick in the nuts, on the internet, either.

As the father of a teenage son, I've taught him there are consequences for doing stupid shiat. that doesn't necessarily mean a kick in the nuts, but if he came home with a black eye and told me he got his ass beat for destroying someone else's property in the name of getting some laughs. I'd tell him he got exactly what he deserved.

When I grew up, we had corporal punishment in school. That meant, if sending you to detention didn't work, they had the option of a very large male asst principal whipping your ass. I can tell you that was a bigger deterrent than a couple of hours in D-hall.

Anyway, if they don't punish these kids somehow, there will be waves of dumbass sheep doing this and posting videos to Youtube, and one of them will probably end up really hurting himself and his parents will sue the grocery store. That's what happens in a world with no ass-whippings.
 
2013-02-27 12:36:08 PM  
Spanky3woods:

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !

Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.
 
2013-02-27 12:55:46 PM  

RockyMtnGirl: Spanky3woods:

I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !

Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.


I knew I should have included the screenshot.
/your disappointment is still valid
 
2013-02-27 01:25:09 PM  
This thread has not gone well for bei4sucks.

But it's been comedy gold for the rest of us.
 
2013-02-27 03:42:44 PM  
If those had been black kids they would have been charged with destruction of property, reckless endangerment, theft and attempted murder. Felonies all around...
 
2013-02-27 04:02:35 PM  

BronyMedic: bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.

Well, when the local shopkeeper had the ability to take a broom handle to the neighborhood rowdies for smashing the milk bottles WITHOUT getting sued into oblivion by the helicopter parents protecting their precious snowflakes, you really didn't have this much of a problem.

Little Timmy and Jimmy may have been rambunctious, but they sure as hell didn't mess with old man McGregory's grocery store.


In my parents day and age, doing anything like this would get you kicked to the curb and banned for life.  They would enforce that ban by telling the regulars about it, and if you showed your face, any old joe would grab you by the scruff and haul your ass out the door.  God forbid you tried to fight, you'd be bloody and bruised in a second.  Funny that no lawyers were ever involved in any of that.

It's much much worse now.  You can't even tell someone's kid to behave in public without getting accosted by the parents that 10 seconds ago weren't paying the slightest bit of attention to their misbegotten young.
 
2013-02-27 05:39:39 PM  
Cock punching is too good for them.  Make them lick up the milk.  If they puke then they get to start over.
 
2013-02-27 05:49:44 PM  

bel4sucks: CeroX: And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"

Oh jesus christ.  Yeah , I don't want to see them punished at all because a bunch of whiny old men want to see a kid get curbstomped for a misdemeanor.  But at least you have something in common with them, they commited a tiny crime, and you get all farked up over it because of your tiny penis.


Stop thinking about penises. It's making you aggressive.
 
2013-02-27 06:23:35 PM  

porcupine tree: Nope, but I also don't get worked up about someone who makes a joke about a kick in the nuts, on the internet, either.

As the father of a teenage son, I've taught him there are consequences for doing stupid shiat. that doesn't necessarily mean a kick in the nuts, but if he came home with a black eye and told me he got his ass beat for destroying someone else's property in the name of getting some laughs. I'd tell him he got exactly what he deserved.

When I grew up, we had corporal punishment in school. That meant, if sending you to detention didn't work, they had the option of a very large male asst principal whipping your ass. I can tell you that was a bigger deterrent than a couple of hours in D-hall.

Anyway, if they don't punish these kids somehow, there will be waves of dumbass sheep doing this and posting videos to Youtube, and one of them will probably end up really hurting himself and his parents will sue the grocery store. That's what happens in a world with no ass-whippings.


LOL what dumbass texan.  I'm not the one getting all worked up, it doesn't take getting worked up to call a bunch of dorks out for the pussies they are demanding over the top reactions to small shiat.  And then look how far you have to reach to think it'll spread like an epidemic.   But hey, next time you fark something up and cost someone some money I guess you'll take your ass beating like the man you are huh?
 
2013-02-27 09:07:33 PM  

bel4sucks: dustygrimp: I did lots of stupid crap when I was a teenager; theft, vandalism, menacing, etc.  I was also smart enough to know I was wrong for doing it and willing to accept the punishments.  And when I say punishments I mean the one from the authorities and the one my mother would give me.  I was also smart enough to recognize when my shenanigans went from mostly harmless bs to potentially dangerous and I stayed on the right side of that line.

As for the ass beating... you know how much of the markup of groceries is built in due to shrink?  3-4%.  Douchenozzles like this increase shrink and create higher prices.  I'd say grow up, but most people know better when they are younger than you,

Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade.  So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on?  And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up?  Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager.  That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming.  No fair getting mad at the adult too.  If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.

It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation.  It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it.  You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you.  You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this?  Bec ...


Grow up, punk. Quit white-knighting a-holes.
 
2013-02-27 10:04:20 PM  

HillshirefarmsGOMEAT: If those had been black kids they would have been charged with destruction of property, reckless endangerment, theft and attempted murder. Felonies all around...


Please read the thread before you troll (whether intentionally or not).  What you said was said way upstream, by a much better troll.
 
2013-02-27 11:17:10 PM  
bel4sucks:
LOL what dumbass texan.  I'm not the one getting all worked up, it doesn't take getting worked up to call a bunch of dorks out for the pussies they are demanding over the top reactions to small shiat.  And then look how far you have to reach to think it'll spread like an epidemic.   But hey, next time you fark something up and cost someone some money I guess you'll take your ass beating like the man you are huh?

Oh, but you are the one getting worked as indicated by your name calling. BTW, it's so lame and trendy to hate on Texans. You throw that out there in a weak attempt to get some support from all the other Texas haters on Fark, but I'm not bothered by it. I'm proud of being a Texan, just like you are probably proud to be a homosexual.

As for this stunt, I never used the word 'epidemic', but it's not a stretch to think it would become a big trend for a week or 2. In the YouTube age, teenagers have proven they will imitate every stupid thing that comes along if they think it will get them some attention.

BTW, I've taken a few ass beatings in my day (and given more than a few). I was smart enough to know, a couple of times, that I deserved an ass whipping, and was cool with it,  because I'm not a whiny pussy.
 
2013-02-28 12:16:41 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.


No, it isn't funny at all. Fark those little shiats.
 
2013-02-28 01:37:09 AM  

Generation_D: Grow up, punk. Quit white-knighting a-holes.


Go back to shuttin the fark up biatch.
 
2013-02-28 01:45:41 AM  

porcupine tree: Oh, but you are the one getting worked as indicated by your name calling. BTW, it's so lame and trendy to hate on Texans. You throw that out there in a weak attempt to get some support from all the other Texas haters on Fark, but I'm not bothered by it. I'm proud of being a Texan, just like you are probably proud to be a homosexual.

As for this stunt, I never used the word 'epidemic', but it's not a stretch to think it would become a big trend for a week or 2. In the YouTube age, teenagers have proven they will imitate every stupid thing that comes along if they think it will get them some attention.

BTW, I've taken a few ass beatings in my day (and given more than a few). I was smart enough to know, a couple of times, that I deserved an ass whipping, and was cool with it,  because I'm not a whiny pussy.


LOL holy shiat, I don't know what it is about you texans but you have to be the only backwards ass twats who still think calling someone a homosexual is an insult.  It's 2013 ya dumb coont, try to update your thinking at least as half as often as you update your electronics.

But congrats on bragging about giving out some ass beatings.  Of course, we all know it's bullshiat, you're too much of a pussy to actually kick anyone's ass, sorry.  And the next time you see some kid screwing around, you aren't gonna do shiat about it.  So quit pretending son, no one is impressed.

I do think it's funny you claim you would risk family, career, and freedom to go in swinging on a kid who looked like he slipped on a floor and dropped a gallon of milk.  I wish you would actually do it.  It will be hilarious to see that thread.  I mean, assault on a minor all over a $3.50 gallon of milk.  What a farking douche.

But remember biatch, it's ME who is supposed to be mad here cause I called you a few names, not you who wants to punch a minor for something that didn't even affect you.
 
2013-02-28 02:26:56 AM  
bel4sucks: whine, raw and unhinged.

Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?
 
2013-02-28 03:03:03 AM  

BronyMedic: Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?


LOL as opposed to you right biatch?
 
2013-02-28 04:34:32 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Christ, you're a whiny little prat when you get called out, aren't you?

LOL as opposed to you right biatch?


Stay classy, there buddy. Stay classy.

You've spent this entire thread replying to people who thoroughly debunked your internet tough guy arguments and "precious snowflake" social justice banter by resorting to personal insults that would make a preschooler sound intelligent, and a persecution complex which rivals a FARK religion thread.

Get off the cross, man. Some people need to that wood to stay warm.
 
2013-02-28 05:29:32 AM  

BronyMedic: Stay classy, there buddy. Stay classy.

You've spent this entire thread replying to people who thoroughly debunked your internet tough guy arguments and "precious snowflake" social justice banter by resorting to personal insults that would make a preschooler sound intelligent, and a persecution complex which rivals a FARK religion thread.

Get off the cross, man. Some people need to that wood to stay warm.


LOL goddamn you really can't read can ya?  And why is it always gigantic twatdouche crying about class in an informal setting on the internet? Conduct yourself with class if you want to be treated with it, coont.   Yeah lemme see these so called debunkings.  Most of this thread is like you.  A bunch of biatches screaming for blood in a situation that doesn't need it.

The stores didn't know what had happened.  No other stores report it happening.  But keep crying about how severe the punishment needs to be.
 
2013-02-28 05:42:50 AM  

bel4sucks: LOL goddamn you really can't read can ya?  And why is it always gigantic twatdouche crying about class in an informal setting on the internet? Conduct yourself with class if you want to be treated with it, coont.   Yeah lemme see these so called debunkings.  Most of this thread is like you.  A bunch of biatches screaming for blood in a situation that doesn't need it.

The stores didn't know what had happened.  No other stores report it happening.  But keep crying about how severe the punishment needs to be.


i.imgur.com

Oh, so that makes it okay, then? You  actually think these precious little WASP snowflakes have not vandalized or damaged the property of others before this, or were perfect little angels before and after? In reality, if someone smacked them upside the head with a broomstick, and Officer Friendly decided to have a chat with them, I'm pretty sure the outcome would be different. Even 30 years ago, people like AND their parents would have been banned from the stores under penalty of trespassing.

But no. We can't have that. Anyone who dares think about disciplining a bunch of badly adjusted, overly permissive parenting crotch droppings is automatically a child abuser in the eyes of Social Justice White Knights like yourself. And the fact of the matter is, you're such a goddamn hypocrite about it it's not even funny. You're almost as bad as the FARK Misogynists/Misandrists who will decry someone making a sexist joke in one thread, and then make a joke about rape in the next.

"Blood"? Really? I posted a screengrab from the Boondocks "It's Goin' Down" and made a joke about a nutshot, and suddenly I'm crying for their lynching?

You honestly think calling me a "coont" and other juvenile retorts is going to upset me? It only goes to prove how pants-on-head retarded you are.

Seriously. I can't imagine what it must be like to live in a world where everyone is out to get you, Internet Tough Guy.
 
2013-02-28 06:06:38 AM  
BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The weak motherfarker actually took time to make a lame ass image flame.
 
2013-02-28 06:13:37 AM  

BronyMedic: Oh, so that makes it okay, then? You  actually think these precious little WASP snowflakes have not vandalized or damaged the property of others before this, or were perfect little angels before and after? In reality, if someone smacked them upside the head with a broomstick, and Officer Friendly decided to have a chat with them, I'm pretty sure the outcome would be different. Even 30 years ago, people like AND their parents would have been banned from the stores under penalty of trespassing.

But no. We can't have that. Anyone who dares think about disciplining a bunch of badly adjusted, overly permissive parenting crotch droppings is automatically a child abuser in the eyes of Social Justice White Knights like yourself. And the fact of the matter is, you're such a goddamn hypocrite about it it's not even funny. You're almost as bad as the FARK Misogynists/Misandrists who will decry someone making a sexist joke in one thread, and then make a joke about rape in the next.

"Blood"? Really? I posted a screengrab from the Boondocks "It's Goin' Down" and made a joke about a nutshot, and suddenly I'm crying for their lynching?

You honestly think calling me a "coont" and other juvenile retorts is going to upset me? It only goes to prove how pants-on-head retarded you are.

Seriously. I can't imagine what it must be like to live in a world where everyone is out to get you, Internet Tough Guy.


LOL okay that was the weakest shiat I've seen in a long time, too farkin funny. I love how you keep trying to turn it around on me like I'm an ITG when you were calling for a steel-toe running start kick in the nuts. I know pumpkin, if we all just followed along with your every thought life would be a lot easier.  After over 40 years of you trying that shiat, I can't be the first one to tell you that shiat isn't ever gonna happen.

Look biatch, I'm sorry back in the 60s you got caught dicking around and some random adult beat your ass and your parents just didn't care.  I know you were salivating at the chance for payback, but it's just not gonna happen.

LOLOLOL and then you biatch about juvenile retorts and then use the phrase "pants on head retarded".  God no wonder you're such a douche, anyone who listens to that dork speak at 40 wps has definitely got an over-inflated sense of their own self worth and intelligence.

Now be a good little biatch and go get me some breakfast.
 
2013-02-28 06:39:46 AM  
bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

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I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.
 
2013-02-28 07:00:52 AM  

BronyMedic: bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

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I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.


BHAHAHAHAHAHA  you still going with I'm mad about something.  Goddamn son, next time just tell me that you've got nothing.

*sniffle, I know it must hurt these kids that are SOOOOOOOOO HORRIBLE aren't gonna get what you think they deserve.  Poor you.

But since you're still crying like a little coont about nothing, why not pick up some prep H pads and Midol while you're getting my breakfast like the good little biatch you are.  Run along now mami.
 
2013-02-28 07:11:52 AM  

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: bel4sucks:More whine, USDA 100% Choice Fertilizer, mostly cow.

Oh wow. You sure got me.

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I just wish you wouldn't take out your obvious rage on that poor, defenseless keyboard.

BHAHAHAHAHAHA  you still going with I'm mad about something.  Goddamn son, next time just tell me that you've got nothing.

*sniffle, I know it must hurt these kids that are SOOOOOOOOO HORRIBLE aren't gonna get what you think they deserve.  Poor you.

But since you're still crying a little coont about nothing, why not pick up some prep H pads and Midol while you're getting my breakfast like the good little biatch you are.  Run along now mami.


I am. You're rage-typing furious replies to what has long since stopped being a serious conversation with you, and instead is blatantly trolling.

This was fun, bel4sucks. We had fun today.
 
2013-02-28 07:25:47 AM  

BronyMedic: am. You're rage-typing furious replies to what has long since stopped being a serious conversation with you, and instead is blatantly trolling.

This was fun, bel4sucks. We had fun today.


LOL biatch if you call this trolling that makes it even funnier.  I didn't realize crying for 10 posts about "U mad" could be considered that, especially since you came in with a bleeding pussy like 12 hours later.

The fact that you ever took this conversation seriously shows what a dumbfark you are.  I'd be willing to bet the only thing you have to back up that I'm mad is that I cussed at you.

If you don't want to be called a biatch anymore mami, then stop biatching.
 
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