bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Translation: Overly permissive, anti-authoritative parenting is AWESOME! My kids treat me like their BEST FRIEND, we never fight, and they ALWAYS get what they want!I mean. Sure. They embarass the shiat out of me in (insert store name here) when they throw temper tantrums at 14 from not getting what they want, and they had to be escorted home by the police 13 times last year, but they're my precious little snowflakes! How dare you say anything bad about them!blah blah blah. For someone crying about hyperbole in one thread, you're not above doing it in another. But at least you aren't crying in random threads about a Farker coming after you in real life, whiny ass.
Into the blue again: Ugggh.... To remember being a young stupid person. It makes me embarrassed for myself.*puts on old man pants*Well this is just stupid and not funny at all. These kids are vandalizing the store. Not to mention how immature and pompous they are acting. Back in my day we never would have done something like this.*Takes off old man pants*/And I'm only 33!//I'm too old for this shiat///slashies come in threes!
BronyMedic: Katolu: You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!If he's who I think he is, he's the one who got banned for an extended period of time for putting a certain FARKer's address and phone number on a fark thread.If he really is, that'd make this all the more hilarious.
Broktun: I lived across from a church after I got out of college.One night I heard the big front doors being pulled open, so I peaked out the window and saw 2 kids walking into the church. Since it was a small town, there was no police force so I called the state police and waited. Two kids walked out of the church before the cops got there.I gave the police a description, and 15 minutes later they brought them to me to ID.Yep it is them.They were drinking and stealing food meant for the poor of the area.Anywho I sat on the porch while the police were waiting for the parents to pick the kids up. I enjoyed the serious verbal abuse bestowed upon the little thieves. Parent one, being it was 3am, didn't say much to his son. Grandparent 2 who picked up the other little shiat, tore him a new asshole.I guess the point of my post is, if YouTube would have been around at the time, the little farks would be touted as heroes on FARK.
KrispyKritter: Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank ?I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffsperfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.
orbister: To whom does it show disrespect?
Satan's Bunny Slippers: My former SIL and her husband installed one of these when they built their house. 7 or 8 gallon bags, BAGS of milk!
imaconnect4guy: I think the appropriate thing to do would be to walk up to one of them when they have fallen and accidentally "slip" from their spill and give them a nice kick in the ribs.
Katolu: You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!
CeroX: And yet...There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"
devlin carnate: Oh, how's the view from that high horse, Tonto? These are punks who run away over $10 bucks of product, because they might have to pay for it. If there are ITGs in this thread, at least they bother to stick around, since there's noone in that video with stones to stand up for themselves. Just cowards and a family size bucket of schadenfreude.Wasn't that long ago that when some idiot like you would make a mess like that, and whomever had to clean it up was damn sure that there was a chase and then very likely a beating that took that $10 out of said punk's ass and then some for the effort, just for the fun of pasting some moran a few times. Nowadays, it's a lot less social justice and a lot more sociopathic cowards and I'M PRESSIN' CHAWGES.So, yeah. Thanks duders. You're a laugh riotI can't be assed to do it myself but I'll bet in their YT videos, there's one of them kicking each other in the balls already. Can't see where that's punishment, since they'd just film it and get 500k hits for it.
bel4sucks: CeroX: And yet...There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"Oh jesus christ. Yeah , I don't want to see them punished at all because a bunch of whiny old men want to see a kid get curbstomped for a misdemeanor. But at least you have something in common with them, they commited a tiny crime, and you get all farked up over it because of your tiny penis.
bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be. You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat? They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it. That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid. Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.
bel4sucks: with a steel toed boot, right that sounds like petty violence.
Satan's Bunny Slippers: HindiDiscoMonster: LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.[stores.maxumsupply.com image 182x300]CSB (sorta)My former SIL and her husband installed one of these when they built their house. 7 or 8 gallon bags, BAGS of milk! They were both huge milk drinkers, and planned on having kids, so it seemed a good idea. It actually was. And nothing keeps milk as cold and nom nom nommie as a restaurant grade cooler./CSB (sorta)
Generation_D: They wanted attention, they're getting it.
dustygrimp: I did lots of stupid crap when I was a teenager; theft, vandalism, menacing, etc. I was also smart enough to know I was wrong for doing it and willing to accept the punishments. And when I say punishments I mean the one from the authorities and the one my mother would give me. I was also smart enough to recognize when my shenanigans went from mostly harmless bs to potentially dangerous and I stayed on the right side of that line.As for the ass beating... you know how much of the markup of groceries is built in due to shrink? 3-4%. Douchenozzles like this increase shrink and create higher prices. I'd say grow up, but most people know better when they are younger than you,
porcupine tree: This is all I hear...Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.
bel4sucks: porcupine tree: This is all I hear...Oh no! Someone recommended an ass whipping on the internet! Surely, the peaceful society we have worked so hard to create will fall apart. Only by denouncing this brutish behavior, can I show that I am a superior being and lead others to be as virtuous and annoyingly douchey as myself.Awww son you mad now? I can't decide which is funnier, a bunch of keyboard jockeys demanding a beating for a minor offense, or the psych bloopers I've been watching on yt for the last hour.It is funny how a schmuck like you comes in talking about I'm the one that is trying to claim I'm superior,because I'm not looking for an over-the-top reaction to something minor. You're probably another one of those dorks who goes running into a thread salivating that someone who committed a minor crime might get raped in prison though. Oh but look, you're a texan. No wonder.
AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.
Smokey the Bare: FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."Pot, meet kettle.
RockyMtnGirl: Spanky3woods:I was never even in Aisle 7 ! ! !Came for this. Disappointed it took so long to get there.
Valiente: AverageAmericanGuy: It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.You guys need to reinstate the draft. Or chain gangs.
BronyMedic: bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.Well, when the local shopkeeper had the ability to take a broom handle to the neighborhood rowdies for smashing the milk bottles WITHOUT getting sued into oblivion by the helicopter parents protecting their precious snowflakes, you really didn't have this much of a problem.Little Timmy and Jimmy may have been rambunctious, but they sure as hell didn't mess with old man McGregory's grocery store.
porcupine tree: Nope, but I also don't get worked up about someone who makes a joke about a kick in the nuts, on the internet, either.As the father of a teenage son, I've taught him there are consequences for doing stupid shiat. that doesn't necessarily mean a kick in the nuts, but if he came home with a black eye and told me he got his ass beat for destroying someone else's property in the name of getting some laughs. I'd tell him he got exactly what he deserved.When I grew up, we had corporal punishment in school. That meant, if sending you to detention didn't work, they had the option of a very large male asst principal whipping your ass. I can tell you that was a bigger deterrent than a couple of hours in D-hall.Anyway, if they don't punish these kids somehow, there will be waves of dumbass sheep doing this and posting videos to Youtube, and one of them will probably end up really hurting himself and his parents will sue the grocery store. That's what happens in a world with no ass-whippings.
bel4sucks: dustygrimp: I did lots of stupid crap when I was a teenager; theft, vandalism, menacing, etc. I was also smart enough to know I was wrong for doing it and willing to accept the punishments. And when I say punishments I mean the one from the authorities and the one my mother would give me. I was also smart enough to recognize when my shenanigans went from mostly harmless bs to potentially dangerous and I stayed on the right side of that line.As for the ass beating... you know how much of the markup of groceries is built in due to shrink? 3-4%. Douchenozzles like this increase shrink and create higher prices. I'd say grow up, but most people know better when they are younger than you,Oh look, it's another member (HA!) of the Tiny Penis Brigade. So because of store shrink someone gets an ass beating? Even though the store just writes it off as damage and moves on? And I'm the motherfarker that needs to grow up? Tell ya what, if you ever manage to have a kid, make sure you inform everyone that they're allowed to beat your kid down for being a dumbass teenager. That way, when someone like one of the dorks in this thread takes it too far and beats your kid down and breaks an arm/leg/ribs for a minor violation, you can just look your own kid in the face and tell them they had it coming. No fair getting mad at the adult too. If you're willing for someone else's child to be the victim of a violent beatdown over a minor offense, you aren't allowed to get angry when it happens to one of yours.It's real easy for you to sit there like the good little keyboard general you are and claim you know how you'd react in any situation. It's another thing entirely to actually be put into it. You're a big man over there though, wanting someone else to carry out your little fantasy comeuppance over something that doesn't even affect you. You ever wonder why you don't hear more stories about store employees beating someone's ass for theft or for something like this? Bec ...
HillshirefarmsGOMEAT: If those had been black kids they would have been charged with destruction of property, reckless endangerment, theft and attempted murder. Felonies all around...
Generation_D: Grow up, punk. Quit white-knighting a-holes.
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