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2013-02-27 08:05:32 AM
People actually think this is funny? What are they, morans?
 
2013-02-27 08:05:41 AM
As a former asst. manager and manager of a grocery store, the time for extra cleaning these asshats caused is not budgeted into my stores man hours . The time my employees waste cleaning up this mess is time we could have been cleaning the restrooms , sanitizing the meat dept., chasing the cute cashier around the paper towel display in the back room, chucking rotten apples onto the interstate from the back roof of the store, ect, ect,. Thanks for being adult and taking my "fun" time away.....
 
2013-02-27 08:06:21 AM

James F. Campbell: "It's disturbing to see the lack of empathy that they have for the people that have to clean up their mess," added another man shopping at the Giant Food store.

Empathy is for losers, old man. The cool kids never had and never will have empathy.


The very definition of sociopathy.

Maybe we should lock these teens away in a mental health institute and have Nurse Ratchet on their watch.
 
2013-02-27 08:06:43 AM

xanadian: FTFA: The teen we spoke to says they had no intention of hurting anybody or damaging property

Because milk and juice containers aren't property. THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, MAN! And that's what makes it art!

/those kids need a whallopin'


here's 8 fiddy for the milk gallons.  now they my property
 
2013-02-27 08:07:12 AM
So, the playbook for normal people who might encounter this out in the world:

1) happen upon some kid theatrically splayed out with 1 or 2 full gallons of liquid sprayed everywhere because the jugs were thrown down and not simply dropped
2) look around, observe their accomplice recording everything
3) Take pictures/record said accomplice
4) proceed to law enforcement, make complaint

Done and done. You're welcome.
 
2013-02-27 08:08:22 AM

LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.


stores.maxumsupply.com
 
2013-02-27 08:08:25 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


www.topofarmer.com

Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.
 
2013-02-27 08:12:06 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: xanadian: FTFA: The teen we spoke to says they had no intention of hurting anybody or damaging property

Because milk and juice containers aren't property. THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, MAN! And that's what makes it art!

/those kids need a whallopin'

here's 8 fiddy for the milk gallons.  now they my property


and don't forget the 850 fiddy thousand for injury to the patrons slipping and falling.
 
2013-02-27 08:14:48 AM
Kids smash gallons.
Just mop up the floor.
With the kids.
Problem solved.
 
2013-02-27 08:14:58 AM
And here's your psych 101 take on the whole ridiculous episode

The young boys (age 16-24) that do this are having a violent outburst, spilling their liquid everywhere. Symbolism obvious.

Note how women come running to them. Mother substitutes. The boys want female attention, but not being mature men, don't know how to get it, and literally have to create a childish crisis in order for it to happen.

In tribal times they'd be sent out to conquer their own demons, slay a lion, or live alone for a month and learn to mature or die.

Now, we only watch as they document their pathetic helpless cries for help.

Won't someone think of the healthy young men who break milk jugs and deliberately fall down in other peoples way to get attention?

Sara Maclachlan you heartless cold person, caring more for defenseless animals than you do for healthy young men of your own species (annoying twit, I'm thinking)
 
2013-02-27 08:15:36 AM

Sasquach: Come on, even the Jackass crew mostly endangered only themselves and smashed things they purchased (with exception mind you).


i4.ytimg.com

Pretty big exception there, don't you think?
 
2013-02-27 08:16:05 AM

Generation_D: And here's your psych 101 take on the whole ridiculous episode

The young boys (age 16-24) that do this are having a violent outburst, spilling their liquid everywhere. Symbolism obvious.

Note how women come running to them. Mother substitutes. The boys want female attention, but not being mature men, don't know how to get it, and literally have to create a childish crisis in order for it to happen.

In tribal times they'd be sent out to conquer their own demons, slay a lion, or live alone for a month and learn to mature or die.

Now, we only watch as they document their pathetic helpless cries for help.

Won't someone think of the healthy young men who break milk jugs and deliberately fall down in other peoples way to get attention?

Sara Maclachlan you heartless cold person, caring more for defenseless animals than you do for healthy young men of your own species (annoying twit, I'm thinking)


So what you're saying is....they all need handjobs?

OR...

i690.photobucket.com
 
2013-02-27 08:16:33 AM

HindiDiscoMonster:
Gallion


Galleon, dammit.
 
2013-02-27 08:17:16 AM

Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.


Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today
 
2013-02-27 08:19:06 AM
I'd go full Singapore on those kids and cane the shiat out of them, on their Youtube channel.
 
2013-02-27 08:20:54 AM

GalFriday: Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.

Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today


Positive? Remind me not to enlist you on the suicide watch phoneline.
 
2013-02-27 08:28:29 AM

ph0rk: HindiDiscoMonster:
Gallion

Galleon, dammit.


[that'sthejoke.jpg]
 
2013-02-27 08:28:39 AM

BronyMedic: i690.photobucket.com


Hey now.

Don't drag him into this.  He's MUCH older than 16-24.

:/
 
2013-02-27 08:28:40 AM
So many comments and yet nothing about this:

dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2013-02-27 08:29:01 AM

pkellmey: GalFriday: Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.

Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today

Positive? Remind me not to enlist you on the suicide watch phoneline.


I was thinking more about how much work that many kids would be, and about how much milk they must go through in a week. She must have been watching the video going, "Three days. That's enough milk for THREE DAYS YOU BASTARDS!!"
 
2013-02-27 08:33:06 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.
 
2013-02-27 08:35:03 AM
Irv, we were never  in aisle seven.  Honest.
 
2013-02-27 08:37:44 AM
This is stupid, but it is petty vandilism where they are most likely to hurt themselves.  Can't get that upset about it, but it is illegal and if I was a manger I woudl be going after them.


Sasquach: As another poster mentioned, if they had been middle aged non-white people doing this in a poor area, there would be outrage over those people smashing our food (I'm thinking O'Reilly)


Yeah I remember when groups like improv everywhere organized flash mobs where nobody was hurt, nothing got stolen, and the entertained lots of peopel and then when black kids had flash mobs where they trashed malls and stol lots of stuff everyoen wqas up in arms.  What a double standard.
 
2013-02-27 08:38:16 AM

ph0rk: HindiDiscoMonster:
Gallion

Galleon, dammit.


i know... i was being a smartass... :) I should have used the smartass font.
 
2013-02-27 08:38:59 AM
Not so funny: 1000 hours of video of the kids picking up trash along a highway
 
2013-02-27 08:40:06 AM

Too Pretty For Prison: bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.

It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.


Not to go all mens rights on you, but I would bet most of the kids doing this have absent daddy or serial step dad or something similar.

Pathetic cries for attention usually have a motivating factor beyond "boredom."
 
2013-02-27 08:40:55 AM

KrispyKritter: Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs

perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.


Thankfully *you* probably don't do any hiring. But it would still be funny for you to pass them up because you know of the damage they could do to a business of yours; and yet maintain the liberal smug that comes with trying to prove a stereotype wrong, and failing miserably.
 
2013-02-27 08:41:34 AM
At the end of the article it mentions that no stores int he area even reported this...
 
2013-02-27 08:49:10 AM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.


Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.


LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.
 
2013-02-27 08:49:50 AM
I can't see how they haven't been charged with any crimes for this.  Unless, perhaps, it was all arranged, paid for and in cooperation with the stores.

How much money does 3 million views bring to a monetized youtube channel, anyway?
 
2013-02-27 08:50:27 AM

BronyMedic: bel4sucks: blah blah blah.  For someone crying about hyperbole in one thread, you're not above doing it in another.  But at least you aren't crying in random threads about a  Farker coming after you in real life, whiny ass.

Wait, what?

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Which threads are you claiming to have a "FARKer" coming after you in real life? if you've had someone drop your dox or make threats to you on FARK, you might want to click this button.

[i.imgur.com image 409x62]


LOL goddamn son you can't read?
 
2013-02-27 08:50:55 AM

Too Pretty For Prison: bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.

It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.


pkellmey: GalFriday: Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.

Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today

Positive? Remind me not to enlist you on the suicide watch phoneline.


I would be great on a suicide hotline.  I would tell everyone that they aren't whores.  It would bring sunshine and joy to their days!
 
2013-02-27 08:51:18 AM

RatOmeter: I can't see how they haven't been charged with any crimes for this.  Unless, perhaps, it was all arranged, paid for and in cooperation with the stores.

How much money does 3 million views bring to a monetized youtube channel, anyway?


It depends.  I think a good estimation is a dollar per 1000 views, but it might be a dollar per ten thousand.
 
2013-02-27 08:51:52 AM

KrispyKritter: Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs

perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.


Judgemental?? Really that's the angle you're going for? They posted proof of their idiocy for all to see. Not being hired for any job is the fruit of their actions. Personal responsiblity and being held accountable is done, I guess.
 
2013-02-27 08:53:34 AM
All you haters - they're throwing milk not wielding automatic weapons.

They'll probably end up as future leaders like the current UK Prime Minister, Chancellor & Mayor of London http://www.businessinsider.com/oxfords-bullingdon-club-returns-2013-2
 
2013-02-27 08:55:14 AM

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.


You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!
 
2013-02-27 08:55:21 AM

bel4sucks: LOL goddamn son you can't read?


No, I'm utterly confused at what point you're trying to make, unless you have me confused with someone else. Obviously you're having a conversation I'm not really privy to here.
 
2013-02-27 08:55:30 AM

GalFriday: Too Pretty For Prison: bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.

It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

pkellmey: GalFriday: Chevello: "...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.

Her and her husband had seven children in a stable and loving home and then he was killed in the war.  "Single mother of seven" doesn't always equal whore.
/have no idea
//trying to be positive today

Positive? Remind me not to enlist you on the suicide watch phoneline.

I would be great on a suicide hotline.  I would tell everyone that they aren't whores.  It would bring sunshine and joy to their days!


Heh, I was reading the reply more like, "Sure your family is dead and life sucks, but tomorrow is supposed to be less rainy outside."
 
2013-02-27 09:00:03 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


And yet...

There are literally thousands of videos on youtube by idiotic kids like this doing exactly that to each other... I don't hear you crying out against the "violence" that is obviously in those videos...

Sounds to me like you're more about protecting spoiled white kids from repercussions and punishment than you are about "violence"

Obviously a spoiled white kid who no doubt practices monkey-see-monkey-do "stunts" from the internet

"OMFG, ths guyz gt 3mil hits in 3 days! Dats lie fame n sht!"
 
2013-02-27 09:01:29 AM

HindiDiscoMonster: LoneWolf343: See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.

[stores.maxumsupply.com image 182x300]

CSB (sorta)


My former SIL and her husband installed one of these when they built their house.  7 or 8 gallon bags, BAGS of milk!  They were both huge milk drinkers, and planned on having kids, so it seemed a good idea.  It actually was.  And nothing keeps milk as cold and nom nom nommie as a restaurant grade cooler.

/CSB (sorta)
 
2013-02-27 09:02:35 AM

joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.


To whom does it show disrespect?
 
2013-02-27 09:05:16 AM

Katolu: You must be the person that white knights those wacky rapists too!


If he's who I think he is, he's the one who got banned for an extended period of time for putting a certain FARKer's address and phone number on a fark thread.

If he really is, that'd make this all the more hilarious.
 
2013-02-27 09:06:55 AM
Brony Medic

Which threads are you claiming to have a "FARKer" coming after you in real life? if you've had someone drop your dox or make threats to you on FARK, you might want to click this button

Don't forget to run and tell mommy, too!
 
2013-02-27 09:09:59 AM

orbister: joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

To whom does it show disrespect?


Really?

Are you that apathetic that you can't see?

Can we take these detached spoiled little shiats and ship them to a real third world country with no lifeline back to mommy and daddy?

Here's a hint for you sport... Economics 101, Logistics 101
 
2013-02-27 09:15:35 AM

orbister: joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

To whom does it show disrespect?


The owner, the menager, the person who has to clean it up, and the other shoppers.
 
2013-02-27 09:19:16 AM

orbister: joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

To whom does it show disrespect?


To the people who have to clean up after them? To the owners of the store? They need to learn right now that the rest of the world isn't obliged to follow them around and wipe their metaphorical asses. Anyone who insists otherwise is a child in an adults body and they've come to the wrong forum to find their mommy.
 
2013-02-27 09:27:35 AM
I lived across from a church after I got out of college.

One night I heard the big front doors being pulled open, so I peaked out the window and saw 2 kids walking into the church.  Since it was a small town, there was no police force so I called the state police and waited.  Two kids walked out of the church before the cops got there.

I gave the police a description, and 15 minutes later they brought them to me to ID.

Yep it is them.

They were drinking and stealing food meant for the poor of the area.

Anywho I sat on the porch while the police were waiting for the parents to pick the kids up.  I enjoyed the serious verbal abuse bestowed upon the little thieves.  Parent one, being it was 3am, didn't say much to his son.  Grandparent 2 who picked up the other little shiat, tore him a new asshole.

I guess the point of my post is, if YouTube would have been around at the time, the little farks would be touted as heroes on FARK.
 
2013-02-27 09:29:07 AM

bel4sucks: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Sometimes teens need a good ass kicking to get their shiat together.

Too Pretty For Prison: It sure in the fark ought to be.  You think little Vietnamese kids would pull this shiat?  They'd be publicly caned until they bled from their assholes and they know it.  That's why it's rich little white boys who know daddy can protect them because he's got money in the good ol' USA where stuff like this is funny and edgy.

LOL the only thing on Fark that gets all the ITGs all farked off more than a teenager farkin around is a thread about hipsters.

Seriously, either you "men" were either the most boring kids in the universe, or you're just lying about the shiat you did as a kid.  Destroying 10 dollars worth of product isn't worth an ass beating, no matter what your parents did to you.


Oh, how's the view from that high horse, Tonto? These are punks who run away over $10 bucks of product, because they might have to pay for it.  If there are ITGs in this thread, at least they bother to stick around, since there's noone in that video with stones to stand up for themselves. Just cowards and a family size bucket of schadenfreude.

Wasn't that long ago that when some idiot like you would make a mess like that, and whomever had to clean it up was damn sure that there was a chase and then very likely a beating that took that $10 out of said punk's ass and then some for the effort, just for the fun of pasting some moran a few times. Nowadays, it's a lot less social justice and a lot more sociopathic cowards and I'M PRESSIN' CHAWGES.

So, yeah. Thanks duders.  You're a laugh riot


I can't be assed to do it myself but  I'll bet in their YT videos, there's one of them kicking each other in the balls already.  Can't see where that's punishment, since they'd just film it and get 500k hits for it.
 
2013-02-27 09:33:49 AM
I don't spank my kids, but if I found out one of them was doing something like this, I'd probably have to take a valium to keep myself from beating them.
 
2013-02-27 09:34:39 AM

Broktun: I guess the point of my post is, if YouTube would have been around at the time, the little farks would be touted as heroes on FARK


who th efark called them a heroe?

and how th efark is stealing food from the poor comprable to petty (very, very petty) vandalism.
 
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