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2013-02-27 06:37:23 AM
Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

nightsons.com

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.
 
2013-02-27 07:07:13 AM
It's funny and not vandalism because it's crazy young white kids.
 
2013-02-27 07:08:46 AM

BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.


Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.
 
2013-02-27 07:12:10 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


You have to admit, chances are they wouldn't do it again.
 
2013-02-27 07:12:23 AM
Wow, that's really dumb.  That's almost worse than the Harlem Shake.
 
2013-02-27 07:13:43 AM
is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs
 
2013-02-27 07:13:50 AM

bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


Well, when the local shopkeeper had the ability to take a broom handle to the neighborhood rowdies for smashing the milk bottles WITHOUT getting sued into oblivion by the helicopter parents protecting their precious snowflakes, you really didn't have this much of a problem.

Little Timmy and Jimmy may have been rambunctious, but they sure as hell didn't mess with old man McGregory's grocery store.
 
2013-02-27 07:16:06 AM
Eh.  Alert me when they start smashing beer bottles on the floor.
 
2013-02-27 07:16:52 AM
"It's disturbing to see the lack of empathy that they have for the people that have to clean up their mess," added another man shopping at the Giant Food store.

Empathy is for losers, old man. The cool kids never had and never will have empathy.
 
2013-02-27 07:17:38 AM

Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs


perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.
 
2013-02-27 07:19:07 AM
FTFA:
"Unfortunately, they're stupid and they don't realize the damage they can cause or injury to somebody," said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven. "I hope they find out who they are and I hope they're severely punished."

This.

I hate the "sue everyone" mentality more than the next guy, but when your mother comes after these asshats and slips as a result of this, and breaks her hip, and then is caused to be wheelchair bound, which then leads to her premature death...suddenly it isn't so funny any more, is it?
 
2013-02-27 07:20:19 AM
I don't think they should come to any harm, they should just be required to pay for the milk and juice they trashed. Not their parents, the kids themselves. They should also remunerate the stores for the hours spent to clean it up. Maybe even be required to spend a commensurate amount of time working in those stores, cleaning up the mess from other idiots like themselves. If they can't or won't, a month in juvvie should suffice.
 
2013-02-27 07:21:13 AM
Ugggh.... To remember being a young stupid person. It makes me embarrassed for myself.

*puts on old man pants*

Well this is just stupid and not funny at all. These kids are vandalizing the store. Not to mention how immature and pompous they are acting. Back in my day we never would have done something like this.

*Takes off old man pants*

/And I'm only 33!
//I'm too old for this shiat
///slashies come in threes!
 
2013-02-27 07:21:34 AM
FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."

Pot, meet kettle.
 
2013-02-27 07:22:38 AM
KrispyKritter:
perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.

You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them
 
2013-02-27 07:22:48 AM
What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.
 
2013-02-27 07:23:03 AM
"...said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven..."

just think about that for a minute.
 
GBB
2013-02-27 07:23:37 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


Holy crap!  If that's the punishment for something petty, I can only imagine the punishment for something more serious.
 
2013-02-27 07:24:31 AM
If like to see this happen in my grocery/convenience stores

/bags, bags everywhere
//and the dumb farks with their asses on the ground, kicked thoroughly
 
2013-02-27 07:25:25 AM

Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them


Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!
 
2013-02-27 07:28:17 AM

bel4sucks: Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


Translation: Overly permissive, anti-authoritative parenting is AWESOME! My kids treat me like their BEST FRIEND, we never fight, and they ALWAYS get what they want!

I mean. Sure. They embarass the shiat out of me in (insert store name here) when they throw temper tantrums at 14 from not getting what they want, and they had to be escorted home by the police 13 times last year, but they're my precious little snowflakes! How dare you say anything bad about them!
 
2013-02-27 07:29:01 AM
Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?
 
2013-02-27 07:30:34 AM

bel4sucks: Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them

Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


I expect a lot of that in this thread. I just try to remember my stupid teenage years. I hope they have people to help them navigate in the right direction. I didn't, it took me standing in front of a Judge at 19 and nearly going to jail over a stupid driving to endanger charge to smarten up.
 
2013-02-27 07:31:01 AM

bel4sucks: Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is petty violence.


FTFY. A kick to the nuts is the violence equivalent of what they're doing. He didn't suggest beating them senseless, and I for one support his plan. One good, square kick to each nut by the store owner or their delegate, videoed and placed on YouTube.
 
2013-02-27 07:31:52 AM
FTFA: ""Well I tell you, if I ever acted like that when I was a kid, my parents would have kicked my [behind] from here to the dark side of the moon,"

If you came into my store and did that, this is exactly what would happen.
/Not a 'tough guy' just tired of stupid kids being destructive a-holes. I'm sure they didn't pay for the stuff they damaged, nor did they clean up.
 
2013-02-27 07:32:20 AM

KrispyKritter: Lemmy Kilmister: is this what passes for fun now? wasting food, potentially injuring people that have nothing to do with your idiotic prank  ?

I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.

fark you kids. really. And to think I might have to hire some of you jerkoffs

perfect person to be hiring people. bitter, judgmental, wishing permanent severe brain damage and loss of limb usage on idiotic children who don't care if they cause permanent injury or brain damage to a patron of the store who may slip on their mess. what a joy it must be to have you around. big sympathy to your family, neighbors and co-workers.


/FTFY
 
2013-02-27 07:32:51 AM

gweilo8888: FTFY. A kick to the nuts is the violence equivalent of what they're doing. He didn't suggest beating them senseless, and I for one support his plan. One good, square kick to each nut by the store owner or their delegate, videoed and placed on YouTube.


LET HE WHO HAS NEVER LAUGHED AT A NUTSHOT CAST THE FIRST BOOT!
 
2013-02-27 07:36:06 AM

bel4sucks: Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them

Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


translation: I am an idiot... hurr de durr de doo

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2013-02-27 07:36:33 AM

Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?


I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days
 
2013-02-27 07:37:56 AM

joe8122: What is the point of this? It's disrespectful and stupid.

So in other words, typical teenage behavior.
Pulled plenty of similar shenanigans when I was that age but I was smart enough not to film it.

Punishment is simple, make them pay for the milk and juice and spend one 8 hour shift at every store cleaning up aisles.
 
2013-02-27 07:38:48 AM

Cyrus the Mediocre: Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?

I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days


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2013-02-27 07:39:10 AM

dc0012c: I don't think they should come to any harm, they should just be required to pay for the milk and juice they trashed. Not their parents, the kids themselves. They should also remunerate the stores for the hours spent to clean it up. Maybe even be required to spend a commensurate amount of time working in those stores, cleaning up the mess from other idiots like themselves. If they can't or won't, a month in juvvie should suffice.


I'm a fan of this here....

Also, cleaning up after vandalism (especially when the vandals readily identify themselves) shouldn't be a cost the stores need to carry.

As another poster mentioned, if they had been middle aged non-white people doing this in a poor area, there would be outrage over those people smashing our food (I'm thinking O'Reilly)

Come on, even the Jackass crew mostly endangered only themselves and smashed things they purchased (with exception mind you). Wanna so this kind of crap? Buy the milk and smash it your mommy's kitchen....then film your mom biatching that the cleaning lady won't be there for another two days!


/white kid comedic gold
 
2013-02-27 07:39:58 AM

Cyrus the Mediocre: Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?

I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days


Isn't that Gallows?

And yes, the same reason as those damn celeb mags. Encouragement and attention.
 
2013-02-27 07:40:54 AM

Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?


Gallion
 
2013-02-27 07:41:32 AM

Cyrus the Mediocre: Pista: Isn't a Gallon like an old Spanish boat or something?
They're smashing up old boats?

I believe a Gallons is where they used to hang people.

Also, there's a reason they do this:  their latest practical joke has generated three million views in three days


Gallows
 
2013-02-27 07:45:27 AM

Smokey the Bare: FTFA: "Unfortunately, they're stupid..." said Elizabeth Agnew, a single mother of seven."

Pot, meet kettle.


Exactly!  She's being rather judgmental, isn't she?  7 kids, no husband.   I wonder how that happened.   Oh, right, we don't know.
 
2013-02-27 07:50:18 AM
Things sure have changed since the days of frozen turkey bowling.
 
2013-02-27 07:52:05 AM

gweilo8888: FTFY. A kick to the nuts is the violence equivalent of what they're doing. He didn't suggest beating them senseless, and I for one support his plan. One good, square kick to each nut by the store owner or their delegate, videoed and placed on YouTube.


with a steel toed boot, right that sounds like petty violence.
 
2013-02-27 07:53:23 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


Costing the store money and time to clean up your mess just because you wanted some kicks. I think at least a punch in the head is warranted.
 
2013-02-27 07:53:24 AM

BronyMedic: Translation: Overly permissive, anti-authoritative parenting is AWESOME! My kids treat me like their BEST FRIEND, we never fight, and they ALWAYS get what they want!

I mean. Sure. They embarass the shiat out of me in (insert store name here) when they throw temper tantrums at 14 from not getting what they want, and they had to be escorted home by the police 13 times last year, but they're my precious little snowflakes! How dare you say anything bad about them!


blah blah blah.  For someone crying about hyperbole in one thread, you're not above doing it in another.  But at least you aren't crying in random threads about a  Farker coming after you in real life, whiny ass.
 
2013-02-27 07:57:20 AM
See, if everyone was armed with high-capacity milk-jugs, this wouldn't have happened.
 
2013-02-27 07:58:25 AM

Lemmy Kilmister: I hope one of these kids smashes their heads on the cold cement floors and is either turned into a vegetable or looses the use of their bottom limbs.


I've always figured if I ever end up being arrested, it will be for having a violent overreaction when some douchenozzle does something like this in front of me.
 
2013-02-27 07:58:27 AM

bel4sucks: blah blah blah.  For someone crying about hyperbole in one thread, you're not above doing it in another.  But at least you aren't crying in random threads about a  Farker coming after you in real life, whiny ass.


Wait, what?

i.imgur.com

Which threads are you claiming to have a "FARKer" coming after you in real life? if you've had someone drop your dox or make threats to you on FARK, you might want to click this button.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-02-27 07:59:19 AM

bel4sucks: Lemmy Kilmister: You know, when I was that age I had enough sense to pull pranks on my own schoolmates, not people who had nothing to do with it. I was brought up with enough care and logic to know that wasting food was terrible, and going to shiat on someone elses private property wasn't right. And i'm not even that old.

you go ahead. keep codling a generation of self entitled shiatheads. I'll send them your way after I fire them

Translation:  Hurrr back in mah day, we farked around but gawdammit these kids are farking around and I won't STAND FOR IT!  My generation RULES, the ones that came before me and after me don't know SHIAT!


Aw, someone's jimmies got rustled.
 
2013-02-27 08:01:45 AM
Sasquach:

As another poster mentioned, if they had been middle aged non-white people doing this in a poor area, there would be outrage over those people smashing our food (I'm thinking O'Reilly)

Come on, even the Jackass crew mostly endangered only themselves and smashed things they purchased (with exception mind you). Wanna so this kind of crap? Buy the milk and smash it your mommy's kitchen....then film your mom biatching that the cleaning lady won't be there for another two days!



So that's what this story was missing: white guilt.
 
2013-02-27 08:02:11 AM
FTFA: The teen we spoke to says they had no intention of hurting anybody or damaging property

Because milk and juice containers aren't property. THEY'RE JUST FIGMENTS OF YOUR IMAGINATION, MAN! And that's what makes it art!

/those kids need a whallopin'
 
2013-02-27 08:02:39 AM
I like how they roll around after diving.

They've got great futures as soccer stars in Europe.
 
2013-02-27 08:04:00 AM
It seems that the little pricks that pull these stunts always hang with family members. Yes, I know Klebold & Harris were friends, but that was hardly a "little stunt". My point is that they must not have other running buddies. Other kids must think they are dickwads, too.
 
2013-02-27 08:04:10 AM

Generation_D: I like how they roll around after diving.

They've got great futures as soccer stars in Europe.


If we just used glass milk jugs, this would be a self-solving problem.
 
2013-02-27 08:04:27 AM

bel4sucks: BronyMedic: Part of being an artist is suffering for your art.

[nightsons.com image 424x203]

In this case, I firmly support lining each of those kids up, and videotaping giving them each a firm kick in the balls. Preferably with a running start.

Put that on your Youtube channel.

Yeah douche, because the answer for petty crimes is violence.


It worked for hundreds of years until we got all soft on the perps.
 
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