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2013-02-26 11:28:21 PM
gentlemint.com

/obscure?
 
2013-02-26 11:47:40 PM
This was the sh*t when I was a kid
farm5.static.flickr.com
Had me a genuine John Glenn crewcut

/GOMFL
 
2013-02-27 12:09:43 AM
♫  A little dab'll do ya! ♫

/Bylcreem
 
2013-02-27 12:30:33 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This was the sh*t when I was a kid

Had me a genuine John Glenn crewcut

/GOMFL


Crotchety old bastard. I feel ya, bro.

Grandpa cut my hair as a lad, and slicked it up good.
 
2013-02-27 12:34:32 AM
Well ain't this a geographicall oddity

/two weeks from everwhere.
 
2013-02-27 12:43:46 AM
+1 for Subby.
 
2013-02-27 01:13:33 AM
Oh Brother really should be up there with Princess Bride for number of Fark references. It's neglected.

/goddammit, I did not get hit by no train!
 
2013-02-27 01:15:46 AM

MrBallou: Oh Brother really should be up there with Princess Bride for number of Fark references. It's neglected.

/goddammit, I did not get hit by no train!


Truth means nothing to a woman, Delmar. Triumph of the subjective. You ever been with a woman?
 
2013-02-27 01:19:32 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: Oh Brother really should be up there with Princess Bride for number of Fark references. It's neglected.

/goddammit, I did not get hit by no train!

Truth means nothing to a woman, Delmar. Triumph of the subjective. You ever been with a woman?


It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart
 
2013-02-27 01:22:24 AM

calbert: [gentlemint.com image 480x360]

/obscure?


[that'sthejoke.jpg]
 
2013-02-27 01:28:32 AM
I would like to address your attitude of hopeless negativism--consider the lilies of the goddamn field...or hell, look at Delmar here as your paradigm of hope!
 
2013-02-27 01:28:51 AM

MrBallou: It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart


Damn... I love that movie

/I seriously need to add that to the collection
//We thought you was a toad!
 
2013-02-27 01:37:17 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: MrBallou: It's a fool that looks for logic in the chambers of the human heart

Damn... I love that movie

/I seriously need to add that to the collection
//We thought you was a toad!


Well that's it, boys. I've been redeemed. The preacher's done warshed away all my sins and transmissions.
 
2013-02-27 01:40:01 AM
One of my favourite films.
 
2013-02-27 01:40:36 AM
I know it's childish, but hearing the phrase "The Soggy Bottom Boys" cracks me up every time.
 
2013-02-27 01:50:01 AM
CSB: I grew up with a guy in the Deep South who sang "Go to Sleepy Little Babe" to us in 1st grade, because his mamma sang it to him. We didn't know it had such deep historical roots.
 
2013-02-27 02:08:41 AM
Never trust a Hogwallop.
 
2013-02-27 02:18:57 AM

MrBallou: Never trust a Hogwallop.


Where's your bona fides?
 
2013-02-27 03:52:48 AM
*golf clap* for Subby.

Seriously loved that movie.
 
2013-02-27 05:20:45 AM

Richard Saunders: ♫  A little dab'll do ya! ♫

/Bylcreem


Made this for an "inappropriate product spokesperson" PS contest:

i54.tinypic.com
 
2013-02-27 05:39:46 AM

Rufus Lee King: [www.budgetchic.org image 550x735]


I can't really tell if you love black people or hate them.
 
2013-02-27 05:41:51 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This was the sh*t when I was a kid
[farm5.static.flickr.com image 359x500]
Had me a genuine John Glenn crewcut

/GOMFL


Damn......forgot about that stuff. Had it glooped on my head when I was a kid too.
 
2013-02-27 05:42:14 AM
But is a Fop man a man of constant sorrow?
 
2013-02-27 05:46:16 AM
As an old, balding fatass, I'm getting a kick.
 
2013-02-27 05:48:39 AM
Delmar - "This here stew is mighty good."

Wash Hogwallop  - "Hmmm.  Slaughtered this horse last Tuesday.  I thought she was startin' to turn"
 
2013-02-27 05:49:54 AM
I couldn't find my pomade today. Maybe it done R-U-N-O-F-T.
 
ows
2013-02-27 05:52:07 AM
oh George, not the cows!
 
2013-02-27 05:52:51 AM
cdn.buzznet.com
 
2013-02-27 05:53:16 AM
Damn! We're in a tight spot!
 
2013-02-27 05:58:06 AM
Say ... any-a you boys Smittys?
 
2013-02-27 06:23:51 AM
Woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.  Never trust a female Delmar, remember that one simple precept and your time with me will not have been ill spent.
 
2013-02-27 06:26:39 AM

Rufus Lee King: MagSeven: Rufus Lee King: [www.budgetchic.org image 550x735]

I can't really tell if you love black people or hate them.

Well, neither, really. Look, I'll do an "equal time" kind of thing, here:

[i.imgur.com image 500x447]


There ya go. That's better.
 
2013-02-27 06:34:44 AM
Most of this stuff seems geared for shorter hair.
 
2013-02-27 06:52:13 AM
"I bust a new style, grease your hair with nu-nile...do rags flex the bronx fronters that step up next"

As a past user of both Murrays and Nu Nile, I had to be the c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker.

But, to bring it on back...


Well, it didn't look like a two-horse town, but try finding a decent hair jelly.
 
2013-02-27 07:15:15 AM

ows: oh George, not the cows!


Sorry, but I've got to FTFY.

Oh, George... not the livestock!
 
2013-02-27 07:16:04 AM
zzzzzzzzZZZZ *snort* M'hair! <sits bolt upright>
 
2013-02-27 07:16:47 AM
Just going to throw this out there...

Back before I was afflicted with the curse of MPB and forced to buzz cut my hair indefinitely, this stuff got me more booty than any other hair product I've ever used.  And no, it wasn't the way I was able to mold my once glorious locks with it, but rather the alluring scent that drove women absolutely crazy.  If you think I'm joking, take the challenge and get back to me when you're hands are no longer sore from having been tied up to your bedposts.

lh4.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-02-27 07:33:18 AM
Get in, boys.  I'm gonna r-u-n-n-o-f-t.
 
2013-02-27 07:36:17 AM
i like the smell of my hair treatment.  the pleasing odor's half the point.

what a coincidence, you sold your soul to the devil, and pete and delmar here just been baptized and saved.  i guess i'm the only one who remains unaffiliated.
 
2013-02-27 07:37:25 AM

Bob The Nob: Say ... any-a you boys Smittys?


Or if not smithies per se, were you otherwise trained in the metallurgical arts before straitened circumstances forced you into a life of aimless wandering?
 
2013-02-27 07:38:10 AM
www.digitaldeliftp.com
 
2013-02-27 07:47:37 AM
That there is a bonafide awesome movie reference, subby.  You are one smart sumbich.

/DO NOOOOT. SEEEEEK. THE TREASURE.
 
2013-02-27 07:51:25 AM
Watch your language, young Subby, this is a public market.
 
2013-02-27 07:52:55 AM
My hair!
 
2013-02-27 07:57:03 AM
www.pomade-shop.eu

The best thing to keep your money in.
Mason jar is okay too.
 
2013-02-27 07:58:43 AM
The old tactician has got a plan. For the transportation that is, I don't know how I'm gonna keep my coiffure in order.

Well Pete, I figured it should be the one with the capacity for abstract thought. But if that ain't the consensus view, then hell, let's put it to a vote.

Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

Sorry, Pete, I know we're kin, but they got this depression on. I got to do for me and mine.
 
2013-02-27 07:59:58 AM
"Reform?  we can't push reform, we're the incumbent, ya idjit!"

/time to watch it again, I think
 
2013-02-27 08:02:23 AM
Hey mister, I don't mean to tell tales outta school, but there's a man in there who'll pay you to sing into his can
 
2013-02-27 08:06:19 AM
I got Oh Brother (along with other Coen movies) on Blu-Ray for Christmas. It is glorious to look at.

/They done luvered him up and turned him into a horny toad.
 
2013-02-27 08:11:51 AM
"Well I vote for Yours Truly!"
I vote for Yours Truly TOO!"
"Delmar?"
Well, I'm with you fellers."
 
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