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(CBS Houston)   Louisiana hunters donate 1600 pounds of venison to local homeless shelter. The Health Dept shows their thanks by dumping all the properly processed and packaged meat in a dumpster and pouring Clorox on it   (houston.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2013-02-27 05:28:53 AM  
7 votes:
If you give the poor people deer, they're just going to spend it on booze.
2013-02-27 01:13:13 AM  
4 votes:
Well, at least a shiatload of deer were killed for fun.
2013-02-27 03:30:34 AM  
3 votes:
When I was a kid I had a deer as a pet. Well, not a real pet. She would just come by and loll in our garden and munch on the blueberries that grew abundantly around the perimeter. She'd let me pet her and my sister and I spent a lot of time feeding the doe and running around the yard with it. I'd always heard that deer ran really fast. It was the deer that inspired my to learn how to run fast. I looked up to the deer. I studied her every move. It was my dream to be as fast as a deer. I practiced every day for hours and hours. She was a god to me.

Then I found out about movie tricks. Trick photography! I was crushed.
2013-02-27 02:02:35 AM  
3 votes:
I hope they still get to eat cake.  One should never deny the poor cake.
2013-02-27 12:05:50 AM  
3 votes:
Well, to be fair, it probably wouldn't have been up to the standards of the usual irradiated, pink slime-laden, hormone and chemical filled grade Z meat they usually give the homeless.
2013-02-27 03:23:44 PM  
1 vote:
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They lined us up in front of 1600 pounds of prime venison,
all of us, you know, lined up lookin' at it.  Magnificent meat! Really!  No so marbled ('cause venison is low fat)...magnifique...
Next thing they're throwing the meat in these big dumpsters, ALL of it.  Bleaching it.  I looked inside, man it was turning gray.
I couldn't frelling believe that one!
2013-02-27 01:29:20 PM  
1 vote:
I got some more details about this.  The hunters' names are Boudreaux and Thibodeaux. They had to trail the deer for a while; finally they walked right up on it. Since they were both on foot, they had to drag the deer back to their truck, which was more than a mile away. As they dragged the buck back through the woods by the tail, the large rack on the deer snagged everything in sight making the going very difficult. After a couple of hours they managed to drag the animal within a couple of hundred yards of the truck. There, they ran into their buddy Trosclair.

"Hey," said Trosclair, "it's a lot easier if you drag the deer by the horns instead of the tail." Boudreaux and Thibodeaux took his advice and sure enough it was much easier.

After a short while Thibodeaux turned to Boudreaux and said, "Trosclair was right. It is easier dragging the deer by the horns."

Boudreaux answered, "Yeah, but have you noticed how far away from the truck we're getting?"
2013-02-27 09:49:20 AM  
1 vote:
'bout time them coonasses learned how to make lutefisk.
2013-02-27 08:24:27 AM  
1 vote:

The Snow Dog: kingoomieiii: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Well, at least a shiatload of deer were killed for fun.

1,600 lbs is like three deer.

1600 lbs. of deer meat is easily 20 and probably more like 25 deer.


Not if it's a few of these...

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2013-02-27 06:26:16 AM  
1 vote:

RodneyToady: Shadow Blasko: Chain of custody for meat. It's a thing.

On one hand, I can see how it's a major waste of good food. On the other, there's a legitimate reason for extreme risk aversion when it comes to food that can make people sick or possibly kill them... especially a "sensitive" population like the poor/homeless.


Shadow Blasko: RodneyToady: Shadow Blasko: Chain of custody for meat. It's a thing.

On one hand, I can see how it's a major waste of good food. On the other, there's a legitimate reason for extreme risk aversion when it comes to food that can make people sick or possibly kill them... especially a "sensitive" population like the poor/homeless.

I agree with it being necessary. I have a pretty good friend who likes to treat us to some pretty exotic meat from time to time, and he has a ServSafe certification (for what that is worth) because he used to be a sous chef at a pretty swanky place. He is super super careful about any meat that he uses, even just when cooking out for friends, and lectures (politely) many of us on stupid or unsafe things we do in our kitchens.

/First time I had ever seen a full kosher kitchen(s). Wow.. what a spread.


STOP IT YOU TWO. STOP RIGHT NOW. THIS IS NOT A TIME FOR RATIONAL THOUGHT AND EXPLANATION! WE MUST IMMEDIATELY SWITCH TO HYPERBOLE AND RASH, EMOTIONAL RETORT IMMEDIATELY!

Nina_Hartley's_Ass:
"there is no way to verify how the deer were killed, prepared or stored."

Yeah but it's for the poor so who gives a fnck, right?


See. Look at how it's done, people.
2013-02-27 04:08:07 AM  
1 vote:

crabsno termites: FunkOut: Although last time I grew mixed greens in a wild setting I'm pretty sure some random weeds made it into the salad

Weed:  any plant in a place you don't want it to be.


Well, you have to admit, you don't really want to be eating water hemlock.
2013-02-27 03:52:46 AM  
1 vote:

Friction8r: How sweet it will be when we have a crisis like a major earthquake that shuts down distribution to many major cities. Those in the woods will enjoy their venison, and the entitled snobs in the city will starve. No aragula for you.


Don't be daft. Mixed greens grow nicely in a clearing, not so much iceberg lettuce, the beloved leaf of the fast food industry.

Although last time I grew mixed greens in a wild setting I'm pretty sure some random weeds made it into the salad.
2013-02-27 03:51:21 AM  
1 vote:

FirstNationalBastard: Well, to be fair, it probably wouldn't have been up to the standards of the usual irradiated, pink slime-laden, hormone and chemical filled grade Z meat they usually give the homeless.


And small children. McNugget Happy Meal, it's safe, it's sanitised, it's almost meat!
2013-02-27 03:38:22 AM  
1 vote:
What's the problem? I thought everyone liked white meat.
2013-02-27 03:37:31 AM  
1 vote:
How sweet it will be when we have a crisis like a major earthquake that shuts down distribution to many major cities. Those in the woods will enjoy their venison, and the entitled snobs in the city will starve. No aragula for you.
2013-02-27 03:28:11 AM  
1 vote:
chronic wasting disease, it's not just for breakfast anymore

/goes to get wasted on chronic

see what I did there? you see it?
2013-02-27 02:39:10 AM  
1 vote:
WTF is wrong with you people?

/is it merely bureaucracy run amok, or just pure malevolence?
//even Jesus would backhand you
2013-02-27 01:37:56 AM  
1 vote:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Well, at least a shiatload of deer were killed for fun.


better than in my cars hood at 70 mph.
2013-02-27 12:54:15 AM  
1 vote:

Shadow Blasko: Chain of custody for meat. It's a thing.


On one hand, I can see how it's a major waste of good food. On the other, there's a legitimate reason for extreme risk aversion when it comes to food that can make people sick or possibly kill them... especially a "sensitive" population like the poor/homeless.
2013-02-27 12:39:17 AM  
1 vote:
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2013-02-26 11:59:10 PM  
1 vote:
"there is no way to verify how the deer were killed, prepared or stored."

Yeah but it's for the poor so who gives a fnck, right?
 
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