Oldiron_79: Ill gladly buy the rope if it gets those annoying douches off the tv
Mugato: Why do the Japanese hate all manner of sea life so much?
al's hat: shame the Japanese
Deathfrogg: Ima4nic8or: Pirates, terrorists...either name fits these whackjobs. I hope that one day the captain of a bigger ship gets pissed off and rams and sinks their little sea turd.The factory ship the Japanese are using displaces three times what the Bob Barker does. The Bob Barker has repeatedly been rammed from behind by the Nishin Maru. The Japanese are the ones breaking the law.
Slartibartfaster: ThunderPelvis: There are plenty of Minke whales left, too.Are you seriously comparing the wild population on Minke to farmed pigs ?Intellectual honesty is not something you are familiar with ?
AverageAmericanGuy: doglover: Does this mean they can use real firearms against the Japanese whaling fleet?Yes, but they are limited to muskets, cannons, and flintlock pistols.They are also allowed the use of cutlasses and daggers.
Mid_mo_mad_man: The people on here who think the Japanese are ramming the Sea Sheperd ship are clueless. What the pirates are doing is quickly pulling in front of a ship that needs a great distance to stop. No more ramming then if u cut off a semi on the interstate.
WillyChase: phalamir: Well, shiat, then just start sinking the Japanese boats. If you are screwed no matter what, then at least accomplish something.Alternately, you could always bribe a Congressman to attach an amendment to some bill issuing you a letter of marque, so you have legal cover as long as you turn over half your swag (which will be zero, so amazingly easy to pay the bill). One of my students once pointed out you could set up a table in any (or all) universities in the US and demand payment from the fratboy/athlete/bro-douche set to let them be pirates (ahem, privateers) in your employ. Even with the 50% rake-off the feds would charge, you would be rolling in dough. And the Japanese would be wondering why thousands of morons in Zodiacs were bearing down on them in waves. Really it is a win-win-win-win (no whalers / no carbon-wasters / I have money / the feds pay off the national debt)I been waiting for a pirate resurgence to wipe out global warming. This sounds like just the ticket. Can we get this ball rolling?
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