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(Huffington Post)   Six things to never, ever say to women from hooterville with gigantic sweater puppies   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 88
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2013-02-26 11:38:01 PM
8 votes:
Talk about a misleading headline in TFA: 'Big Boobs' And Other Things To Never Say To A Busty Lady (PHOTOS)

Yeah, by "PHOTOS", they meant a slide show of other apparently inappropriate comments from Facebook and Twitter, and NOT big boobs. Screw you, HuffPo. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. >:(
2013-02-27 01:10:31 AM
5 votes:
As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.
2013-02-27 12:02:55 AM
4 votes:
Jeez, she comes off as a real coont.
2013-02-26 10:11:34 PM
4 votes:
Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.
2013-02-27 02:06:07 AM
3 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-27 01:44:22 AM
3 votes:
cdn.ebaumsworld.com
2013-02-27 01:08:52 AM
3 votes:
The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.
2013-02-27 12:50:26 AM
3 votes:
"Breasts are like model trains.  They're meant for kids, but sooner or later, dad starts playing with them."

/Forgot where I first read that.
2013-02-26 10:14:03 PM
3 votes:

bingethinker: Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.


Add that to the list of EVERYTHING ELSE EVER EVER.
2013-02-27 03:17:30 AM
2 votes:
6.asset.soup.io
2013-02-27 02:05:55 AM
2 votes:
Boobs or not, the writer is clearly on the rag.
2013-02-27 02:05:22 AM
2 votes:
cdn.buzznet.com
2013-02-27 01:53:59 AM
2 votes:

log_jammin: howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal

no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.


Oddly enough, if TFA writer had small boobs, she would be complaining about a lack of attention because she didn't have big boobs, and/or considering implants.
2013-02-27 01:32:01 AM
2 votes:

howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal


no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.
2013-02-27 12:37:19 AM
2 votes:
"5. "You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype. As one colleague told us, "I could wear tighter things like Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' But her style is not my style, and just because we have a similar body type doesn't mean that I have to conform to one certain style, does it?"

Really honey? You have serious issues.

/goes back to making more corset lacing out of 550 cord for a couple friends with GG (H) cup breasts...
//I'm a bit desensitized to the brestesses on display... even when SERIOUSLY on display, but I still know how to properly compliment a women who looks stunning in what she has chosen to wear.
///Make eye contact. Keep eye contact, compliment the ensemble as well as the foundation.
2013-02-26 10:18:22 PM
2 votes:
List fails without "Can I motorboat those?"
2013-02-27 07:44:17 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
/unknown
2013-02-27 07:37:49 PM
1 votes:
pixrama.com

moar Demi Rose Mawby
2013-02-27 07:06:17 PM
1 votes:
storage.canalblog.com
2013-02-27 07:04:30 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
2013-02-27 07:03:24 PM
1 votes:
dc443.4shared.com

bie flock o' seagulls?

eip
2013-02-27 05:28:17 PM
1 votes:

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 395x750]


24.media.tumblr.com

I would watch any TV show she appears in.  She is arguably the hottest chick I've ever seen.  She should be on any show that needs a quick ratings boost.  What is her name?
2013-02-27 02:09:16 PM
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-27 02:07:36 PM
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-27 02:04:19 PM
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-27 02:02:34 PM
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-27 02:01:11 PM
1 votes:
i216.photobucket.com
2013-02-27 12:57:16 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 12:55:44 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 12:52:59 PM
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 12:51:47 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 12:50:20 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 12:47:54 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 11:53:25 AM
1 votes:
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2013-02-27 11:43:30 AM
1 votes:
i758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.com


/Sorry late to thread
//BIE Please?  EIP
2013-02-27 10:33:41 AM
1 votes:
2013-02-27 10:24:40 AM
1 votes:
Well... Ok. It's a slow day at work. Maybe just a post or two.

SFW

NSFW

NSFW

(NSFW)
2013-02-27 10:22:22 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

so we don't stall out

/bie/eip
2013-02-27 09:13:09 AM
1 votes:
Every article I read from the Huffington Post makes me hate it more and more and makes it more difficult for me to hold back any sort of misogynistic feelings I have.

Fortunately I then remember that most women I know aren't hypersensitive whiny whores like these writers and then I calm down.
2013-02-27 07:48:53 AM
1 votes:
tl;dr:
"I'm insecure about my body.  Please don't mention anything about it."
2013-02-27 07:11:21 AM
1 votes:
www.funtasticzone.com
2013-02-27 06:56:17 AM
1 votes:
s23.postimage.org
Is this some kinda bust?
2013-02-27 06:37:33 AM
1 votes:
i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com

That's all I can manage for now, gotta go to work. I look forward to great things from this thread.
2013-02-27 06:35:20 AM
1 votes:
i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
2013-02-27 05:31:58 AM
1 votes:
1.purplecdn.com
2013-02-27 05:25:36 AM
1 votes:
you people talk a lot. talk is cheap. your mom is cheap. your mom talks a lot.

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 04:48:02 AM
1 votes:
 it doesn't make it any easier to fit into low-cut tops, keep our button-down shirts from gaping and inadvertently exposing ourselves during board meetings

If you're having this problem, the people making the "stop complaining" comments are probably mocking your dumb ass for dressing like a literal whore at board meetings instead of wearing a button-up shirt like a responsible adult, rather than actually making fun of your figure by itself.
2013-02-27 04:26:12 AM
1 votes:
lh3.ggpht.com
25.media.tumblr.com
www.scandalouslyclassy.com
2013-02-27 04:06:13 AM
1 votes:

crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
[fc02.deviantart.net image 850x1283]
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.

OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!


Invoking the power of Google. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW VERY NSFW

/have nothing better to do
2013-02-27 03:59:31 AM
1 votes:

blottoman: [media1.break.com image 500x726]


You want asian? I'll give you asian.
1.bp.blogspot.com
isaminorthreat.files.wordpress.com
www.pulsarmedia.eu
2013-02-27 03:43:36 AM
1 votes:
filefap.com
2013-02-27 03:42:37 AM
1 votes:
filefap.com
2013-02-27 03:40:49 AM
1 votes:

powhound: Omahawg: Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person

and also shunned, ridiculed, and never ever get bie again. and who wants that?

I have had you favied for a very long time...I thought perhaps for just two reasons. Now I know three.


three?

img2.timeinc.net
2013-02-27 03:25:30 AM
1 votes:
guess I'll make a contribution.
fc02.deviantart.net
Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.
2013-02-27 03:16:22 AM
1 votes:
nobody ever objectifies scrawny bespectacled booknerds.

no, no one.

blogoporno.com
2013-02-27 02:50:54 AM
1 votes:

zepillin: Am I the only one here who thinks she's complaining about the comment's she hears about breast's from other women?


That was my issue. She sounded bitter, not legitimately annoyed.
2013-02-27 02:27:55 AM
1 votes:
www.eioba.com
2013-02-27 02:25:37 AM
1 votes:
damn it, janet
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 02:20:20 AM
1 votes:
thechive.files.wordpress.com

www.byhero.com


My work here is done...for now.
2013-02-27 02:18:00 AM
1 votes:
mixedsluts.com
2013-02-27 02:17:21 AM
1 votes:
t2.gstatic.com
2013-02-27 02:17:01 AM
1 votes:
th06.deviantart.net

images5.pinporn.com

24.media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 02:15:29 AM
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-02-27 02:11:51 AM
1 votes:
even MOAR Jordan Carver:

img.red-hot-girls.com

img.red-hot-girls.com

img.red-hot-girls.com
2013-02-27 02:09:45 AM
1 votes:
celebritydailypost.com
2013-02-27 02:08:50 AM
1 votes:
MOAR Jordan Carver:

4.bp.blogspot.com

img.red-hot-girls.com

img.red-hot-girls.com

red-hot-girls.com
2013-02-27 02:07:56 AM
1 votes:
media.comicbookmovie.com
2013-02-27 02:04:58 AM
1 votes:
Fist...Angry god..etc

red-hot-girls.com

red-hot-girls.com
2013-02-27 02:04:15 AM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


sigh. i'm at work. uh, working. yes, that's it.

work work work

hello, boys. i missed you last night

t1.gstatic.com
2013-02-27 02:03:28 AM
1 votes:
swotti.starmedia.com
2013-02-27 01:59:52 AM
1 votes:
MILF!

gallery.xnxxmovies.info
2013-02-27 01:59:18 AM
1 votes:

howdoibegin: megarian: howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.

Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.

You're fighting the fight that really doesn't need you. Enjoy all the big tit posts that will ensue, I know I sure will. I love breasts, from small to large. It's just hard to argue against people with specific, justifiable beefs with bone-headed conversation skills. Hey, you might be on this list - I know I've turned away from many a female who thinks it'd be hilarious to point out the obvious awesome things about me.


Wow. I just said that the woman who wrote the article sounds like a jerk. I never said that girls getting a bit sensitive about someone's badly-thought-out comment are out of line. People get hypersensitive about things. I said that you ARE PROBABLY RIGHT. Calm the hell down. I like big boobs, small boobs, in-between boobs...all of them. Can we just agree that boobs are fantastic and move along?
2013-02-27 01:57:31 AM
1 votes:
www.newsgab.com
2013-02-27 01:53:21 AM
1 votes:

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?


Because they, unlike myself, have little faith that the twin muses of temptation and exhibitionism will smile upon their weary fates.

I myself am ever vigilant and hopeful that the wondrous and artistic imagery of the gifts that only the gods can bestow upon the blessed women of these lands will grace my inbox.
2013-02-27 01:52:31 AM
1 votes:
BOOBIES THREAD!

i53.tinypic.com

www.magweb.com

thecampofthesaints.files.wordpress.com
2013-02-27 01:50:43 AM
1 votes:
cdn03.cdn.egotastic.com
2013-02-27 01:47:16 AM
1 votes:
www.fuckingtits.info
2013-02-27 01:37:32 AM
1 votes:
lh3.ggpht.com
2013-02-27 01:35:19 AM
1 votes:
ah well, i prefer small to medium anyway

shall we begin?

f1.pepst.com
2013-02-27 01:30:16 AM
1 votes:
i2.ytimg.com
Mama?
2013-02-27 01:26:39 AM
1 votes:

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.


Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.
2013-02-27 01:12:24 AM
1 votes:
Well, if i cant say anything about them all thats left is to stare unceasingly.
2013-02-27 01:12:10 AM
1 votes:
"What's wrong baby, are ya sick or something?"

"I have a cold"

"Hope it's not a chest cold..."

"What?"

"Because with a chest like that, it could be fatal."


/obscure?
2013-02-27 01:09:52 AM
1 votes:
Missing:

Have you thought about losing some weight?
2013-02-27 12:00:21 AM
1 votes:
So, I guess that means "If you didn't have huge tits, no one would even know you're alive" is not a polite thing to say?

/and the girls from Hooterville didn't have especially huge racks. They were just right.

i6.photobucket.com
2013-02-26 11:38:09 PM
1 votes:
Aww poor thing, you have the Konami Code of real life.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-02-26 10:12:47 PM
1 votes:
If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass?
2013-02-26 09:43:01 PM
1 votes:
Geez Louise. No wonder I can't get a date.
 
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