Talk about a misleading headline in TFA: 'Big Boobs' And Other Things To Never Say To A Busty Lady (PHOTOS)

Yeah, by "PHOTOS", they meant a slide show of other apparently inappropriate comments from Facebook and Twitter, and NOT big boobs. Screw you, HuffPo. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. >:(

As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

Jeez, she comes off as a real coont.

Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.

The thing about huge tits is that they usually have a very limited shelf life. Most mid-20's or older women with huge boobs should just keep them in a bra, as they sag or roll into the armpits.

Meanwhile, smaller, perky breasts stay firm and perky for much longer.

"Breasts are like model trains.  They're meant for kids, but sooner or later, dad starts playing with them."

/Forgot where I first read that.

bingethinker: Oh wonderful, another thing to be hypersensitive about.

Add that to the list of EVERYTHING ELSE EVER EVER.

log_jammin: howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal

no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.

Oddly enough, if TFA writer had small boobs, she would be complaining about a lack of attention because she didn't have big boobs, and/or considering implants.

howdoibegin: They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal

no they're really not.

they claim that saying they look like Marylin Monroe is stereotyping them. The article is nothing more than a rant about not enjoying having big boobs.

"5. "You look just like Christina Hendricks/'Mad Men'/Marilyn Monroe/insert-50s-pin-up-here." We know this is meant as a compliment, but it pigeonholes us into a stereotype that may not be our natural style, leaving us feeling stuck. The truth is, it's a stereotype. As one colleague told us, "I could wear tighter things like Joan Holloway on 'Mad Men.' But her style is not my style, and just because we have a similar body type doesn't mean that I have to conform to one certain style, does it?"

Really honey? You have serious issues.

/goes back to making more corset lacing out of 550 cord for a couple friends with GG (H) cup breasts...
//I'm a bit desensitized to the brestesses on display... even when SERIOUSLY on display, but I still know how to properly compliment a women who looks stunning in what she has chosen to wear.
///Make eye contact. Keep eye contact, compliment the ensemble as well as the foundation.

List fails without "Can I motorboat those?"

/unknown

moar Demi Rose Mawby

bie flock o' seagulls?

eip

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I would watch any TV show she appears in.  She is arguably the hottest chick I've ever seen.  She should be on any show that needs a quick ratings boost.  What is her name?

you people talk a lot. talk is cheap. your mom is cheap. your mom talks a lot.

crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: crabsno termites: encyclopediaplushuman: guess I'll make a contribution.
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Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

ohgoddammitthankyousomuch.

And just because you were nice enough to reply.....more NSFW. That dude's gallery.

OHTHANKYOUSOGODDAMVERYMUCH!

Invoking the power of Google. NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW VERY NSFW

/have nothing better to do

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You want asian? I'll give you asian.

powhound: Omahawg: Omahawg: megarian: Omahawg:

I have to make sure: this isn't from a BIE, right?

Because that would be very mean to those who enjoy BIEs and would like them to continue.

And thank you for the good work thusfar ;)

what? bie has rules

strict, strict rules that I would never in any way endanger 'cause that would be wrong and sinful and make me a bad, bad person

and also shunned, ridiculed, and never ever get bie again. and who wants that?

I have had you favied for a very long time...I thought perhaps for just two reasons. Now I know three.

three?

guess I'll make a contribution.

Seriously she's got a ton of NSFW on deviantart like this and this and oh lord this.

nobody ever objectifies scrawny bespectacled booknerds.

no, no one.

zepillin: Am I the only one here who thinks she's complaining about the comment's she hears about breast's from other women?

That was my issue. She sounded bitter, not legitimately annoyed.

damn it, janet

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?

sigh. i'm at work. uh, working. yes, that's it.

work work work

hello, boys. i missed you last night

howdoibegin: megarian: howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.

Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.

You're fighting the fight that really doesn't need you. Enjoy all the big tit posts that will ensue, I know I sure will. I love breasts, from small to large. It's just hard to argue against people with specific, justifiable beefs with bone-headed conversation skills. Hey, you might be on this list - I know I've turned away from many a female who thinks it'd be hilarious to point out the obvious awesome things about me.

Wow. I just said that the woman who wrote the article sounds like a jerk. I never said that girls getting a bit sensitive about someone's badly-thought-out comment are out of line. People get hypersensitive about things. I said that you ARE PROBABLY RIGHT. Calm the hell down. I like big boobs, small boobs, in-between boobs...all of them. Can we just agree that boobs are fantastic and move along?

kvinesknows: why do people who request bie, leave the thread and not check their email?

Because they, unlike myself, have little faith that the twin muses of temptation and exhibitionism will smile upon their weary fates.

I myself am ever vigilant and hopeful that the wondrous and artistic imagery of the gifts that only the gods can bestow upon the blessed women of these lands will grace my inbox.

BOOBIES THREAD!

ah well, i prefer small to medium anyway

shall we begin?

Mama?

howdoibegin: megarian: As an owner of breasticles, I must say that this woman is a twunt.

You're about as qualified to speak on this topic as I'm am qualified to speak about bald mens' complaints about the comments they get. (Get it?)

Which is to say, why the fark would anyone have a problem with a human being saying, "You know, I really don't like it when I hear the same thing for the 1000th time." It's not that it's crass or rude, it's just boring and redundant. The ladies they sampled are likely perfectly capable of dealing with said comments with an eye roll and mentally putting the guys who say these on ignore. They're just helpfully pointing out that the speakers' thoughts are unoriginal and could probably spend a few seconds of review before considering that they constitute novel thoughts.

I find it quite amusing how offended people get about people pointing out things that don't offend them so much as just end a social situation.

Maybe you're right...and you probably are, but she kind of sounded like a twunt.

Well, if i cant say anything about them all thats left is to stare unceasingly.

So, I guess that means "If you didn't have huge tits, no one would even know you're alive" is not a polite thing to say?

/and the girls from Hooterville didn't have especially huge racks. They were just right.

If we can't point out her big boobs, should we go back to discussing her huge ass?

Geez Louise. No wonder I can't get a date.